#if you imagined this like the kombucha lady sequence yes that is accurate that is how i write XD | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hirazuki · 1 year ago

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Me, writing: !!! oh!!! IDEA!!!!

Me: *screeching stop* -- wait. *Runs to wiki to check if this works*

Me: ... oh. Nvm. :(

Me: WAIT THIS "FACT" IS NOT ACTUALLY CANON AT ALL so I can interpret it however I want :)

Me: ... but it's still established lore within its own context T_T

Me: ... I can reinterpret it, within the confines of canon??

Also me: It's a fucking throw-away line, a comparison that you can't even use the actual name for because it's Sindarin and that would make no sense in Angband, and that 99% of people won't pick up on anyway, it doesn't matter, just WRITE THE DAMN SCENE.

#i have many agendas; most of which are happenstance and by-products #and one of them is to casually populate first age middle earth with megafauna as much as possible XD #if our man melkor created beasts of horn and ivory then he should have beasts of horn and ivory around is all i'm saying #also (relatedly) now that i've thought about comparing our favorite redhaired elf to #a hissing/spitting large-cat cub i can't let go of the image lmao #if you imagined this like the kombucha lady sequence yes that is accurate that is how i write XD #withoutwords

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