#if you can’t tell I’m very excited for the bittersweet trio sleep aid
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no-see-um-incorrect · 8 months ago
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Slightly suggestive⚠️⚠️⚠️
This came to me in a vision 
*Alphonse singing with a poor Elvis impression using a spatula as a microphone* 
”🎶And you the cutest jailbird I ever did see~🎶” points at Seth 
*Seth shaking his head*
“🎶I sure would be delighted with ya company! COME ON AN’ DO THE JAILHOUSE ROCK WITH ME!🎶”
Seth cups his hand to his mouth like a megaphone
“you’re a big dork!” Alphonse turns down the music ”according to the YouTube rabbit hole I went on when I accidentally ate my parents special gummy bears at 16 -dork means whale penis…so what ya telling me is….I sound like I got a big dick energ-” Seth pulled him by his collar into a quick kiss  “there. will that shut you up now?” “…. I don’t know….Maybe you should tested a couple times for good measure” “IF YOU TWO LET THOSE POTATOES BURN CAUSE YOUR MAKING OUT. YOUR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!” They hear Sugarboo yell from the backyard 
“guess I’ll have to do my testing’ later maybe on a broader scale~” he gently traces his fingers down Al’s stomach ending at his belt 
“…..oh well may-be😏”
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I have no idea what this was 
it’s the only thing I’ve been able to write without it turning to dog shit 🤷🏻
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