#if you can guess who i’ll give you a cookie🍪

[ipavedtheroad]

So the reason why you want to see the WandaVision clips is so you can figure out where Tommy is right? The last two instances where two siblings found each other after a really long time was when one pair of siblings had to literally end the world to defeat a evil “mother” and then there was this other time where two siblings ended up suffering from “endless quantum suicide” since one of them wanted to find a “nicer” version of their mom from another universe. I would be very careful if I were you once you do finally find Tommy since you both could end up in these situations if you both aren’t careful. 🍀🍀

(If you somehow figure out the vague references then I’ll give you a cookie.🍪)

I....do not get the references, sorry. but the main reason I want to see Wandavision is so that I can know who my brother is, I guess? he's...I feel like I know him, but I don't really know him. maybe this would help...and maybe it would help me know who I am too?

[haechannabelle]

hiii today is bad my hair is messy but we out here i guess. lots of very negative venting under the cut yayyy (it’s okay tho venting made me feel better)

i’m just frustrated because my stupid job where i have to stand on concrete floors for 7 hours a day has ruined my knees, i have the knees of like a fucking 60 year old and i’m not even 30, like i can’t exercise and i keep gaining weight from my medication and idk what to do about it

and i made an appointment to hopefully get a doctor’s note so i can sit at work but because i’m on medicaid my doctor was like yeah earliest i have is in three months and even then he’ll have to refer me to a specialist to get anything done about it

and my arm has also been bothering me since we moved in august, it’ll go away but then it comes back worse. so of course i’m worried about that too

and NOW my foot is all fucked up on TOP of that stuff and because they’re doing stupid construction on all the public transit i’m walking like an extra 3 miles some days which obviously isn’t helping anything…and i had to leave work today because i couldn’t stop crying because i feel like my body is failing me and i can’t afford to take time off of work and also fuck the healthcare “system” in this country, i just had to pay a $750 bill for dental work so who KNOWS how much it’ll cost if i need treatment for my knees OR arm OR foot OR all three of them

anyways i’m sad and in pain and im freaking out about how i’m gonna get it all fixed or IF i’m gonna get things fixed and how much i’ll have to pay if i do…. it’s just not a good situation and it’s only been building as i tried to ignore the problems and hope they would go away, so now i’m directing anger at myself for not taking care of myself

but whatever my partner will be home soon and he’s gonna drive me to the doctor tomorrow and i know he’ll have comforting things to say. i know it’ll all be okay i’m just upset and what is tumblr for if not long sad personal posts and also selfies riiiiight ???

in other news tomorrow is 4/20 and i WILL be ceremoniously ending my 3 week T-break and i cannot fucking wait. i read four (4!!!) books in that time which is 4x as many books as i had read in the previous 5 years so,, i’m doing good in other ways !!!

everything is gonna be okay, it’s just hard right now. shoutout to anyone who read this far i am virtually giving you a fresh baked cookie 🍪

[my-weird-news]

Ex-Puerto Rico Mayor Gets 3+ Years Behind Bars! 😱

Puerto Rico's Former Mayor: From Contract Awards to Cash Stacks So, picture this: Reinaldo Vargas-Rodriguez, the former mayor of the municipality of Humacao, Puerto Rico, has just been sentenced to a thrilling three years and one month in the slammer. Why, you ask? Well, apparently he was getting all tangled up in a bribery extravaganza! 🎩💰 From 2021 until 2022, this guy Vargas-Rodriguez was the big cheese in Humacao, strutting around as the mayor and the ultimate top dog in the government scene. But wait for it… he decided to add some spice to his job description by diving headfirst into a bribery conspiracy! Yep, you heard that right. He was like, "Hey, two businessmen, if you slide me some cash, I'll slide you some sweet municipal contracts." Can you imagine? The Justice Department must've been flabbergasted! 🕵️‍♂️ So, what kind of contracts are we talking about here? Oh, just your everyday glamorous waste disposal services, asphalt and paving services (because who doesn't dream of paving the way to success?), and even debris removal! It's like he was hosting a municipal contract garage sale, and cash was the currency of choice.💸 Now, brace yourself, because Vargas-Rodriguez wasn't playing for peanuts. He raked in a jaw-dropping $27,000 in cold, hard cash bribes between January and July of 2021. And all he had to do was sprinkle a little contract magic in return. Not a bad deal, right? 💼✨ But that's not all, folks! Hold onto your hats, because while Vargas-Rodriguez was dancing his bribery dance, there was a Puerto Rico Legislator named Maria Milagros Charbonier indicted for a spectacular combo of theft, bribery, and fraud. It's like a corruption fiesta up in here! 🎉 And guess who came to the party to announce the sentence for Vargas-Rodriguez? None other than Acting Assistant Attorney General Nicole M. Argentieri, U.S. Attorney W. Stephen Muldrow, Assistant Director Luis Quesada, and Special Agent in Charge Joseph Gonzalez. They probably needed a red carpet just to fit all those names! ���🎤 The FBI San Juan Field Office was on the case, busting open this corruption piñata. And the cherry on top? This whole ordeal was part of the Department of Justice's ongoing efforts to clean up the act of municipal officials who can't seem to resist the allure of corruption. 🕵️‍♀️🚫 But wait, there's more! In addition to Vargas-Rodriguez's escapades, there's been a whole parade of other officials and contractors getting caught with their hands in the bribery cookie jar. It's like a wild carnival of corruption down there in Puerto Rico! 🎪🍪 Oh, and don't even get me started on Angel Perez Otero, the former mayor of Guaynabo, who was caught accepting cash payments in cars and under restaurant tables. It's like a crime thriller meets a foodie adventure! 🚗🍽️ And hey, guess what? Even former Puerto Rico Gov. Wanda Vázquez wasn't left out of the party. She got her own dose of bribery charges for her campaign financing shenanigans. It's like everyone's trying to snag a golden ticket to the "Bribery Scandal Hall of Fame"! 🎟️🏛️ So, to sum it up, Puerto Rico's got it all: bribery bonanzas, cash-stuffed contracts, and a cast of characters that could give a telenovela a run for its money. And through it all, reporter Danielle Wallace was there to capture the madness. You go, Danielle! 📸🎥# Puerto Rico's Former Mayor: From Contract Awards to Cash Stacks So, picture this: Reinaldo Vargas-Rodriguez, the former mayor of the municipality of Humacao, Puerto Rico, has just been sentenced to a thrilling three years and one month in the slammer. Why, you ask? Well, apparently he was getting all tangled up in a bribery extravaganza! 🎩💰 From 2021 until 2022, this guy Vargas-Rodriguez was the big cheese in Humacao, strutting around as the mayor and the ultimate top dog in the government scene. But wait for it… he decided to add some spice to his job description by diving headfirst into a bribery conspiracy! Yep, you heard that right. He was like, "Hey, two businessmen, if you slide me some cash, I'll slide you some sweet municipal contracts." Can you imagine? The Justice Department must've been flabbergasted! 🕵️‍♂️ So, what kind of contracts are we talking about here? Oh, just your everyday glamorous waste disposal services, asphalt and paving services (because who doesn't dream of paving the way to success?), and even debris removal! It's like he was hosting a municipal contract garage sale, and cash was the currency of choice.💸 Now, brace yourself, because Vargas-Rodriguez wasn't playing for peanuts. He raked in a jaw-dropping $27,000 in cold, hard cash bribes between January and July of 2021. And all he had to do was sprinkle a little contract magic in return. Not a bad deal, right? 💼✨ But that's not all, folks! Hold onto your hats, because while Vargas-Rodriguez was dancing his bribery dance, there was a Puerto Rico Legislator named Maria Milagros Charbonier indicted for a spectacular combo of theft, bribery, and fraud. It's like a corruption fiesta up in here! 🎉 And guess who came to the party to announce the sentence for Vargas-Rodriguez? None other than Acting Assistant Attorney General Nicole M. Argentieri, U.S. Attorney W. Stephen Muldrow, Assistant Director Luis Quesada, and Special Agent in Charge Joseph Gonzalez. They probably needed a red carpet just to fit all those names! 🎬🎤 The FBI San Juan Field Office was on the case, busting open this corruption piñata. And the cherry on top? This whole ordeal was part of the Department of Justice's ongoing efforts to clean up the act of municipal officials who can't seem to resist the allure of corruption. 🕵️‍♀️🚫 But wait, there's more! In addition to Vargas-Rodriguez's escapades, there's been a whole parade of other officials and contractors getting caught with their hands in the bribery cookie jar. It's like a wild carnival of corruption down there in Puerto Rico! 🎪🍪 Oh, and don't even get me started on Angel Perez Otero, the former mayor of Guaynabo, who was caught accepting cash payments in cars and under restaurant tables. It's like a crime thriller meets a foodie adventure! 🚗🍽️ And hey, guess what? Even former Puerto Rico Gov. Wanda Vázquez wasn't left out of the party. She got her own dose of bribery charges for her campaign financing shenanigans. It's like everyone's trying to snag a golden ticket to the "Bribery Scandal Hall of Fame"! 🎟️🏛️ So, to sum it up, Puerto Rico's got it all: bribery bonanzas, cash-stuffed contracts, and a cast of characters that could give a telenovela a run for its money. And through it all, reporter Danielle Wallace was there to capture the madness. You go, Danielle! 📸🎥 Read the full article

[larryshorcrux]

This Harry not getting cast situation is pissing me off and here’s why.

To me, it seems fairly obvious that there was a trade in place for Harry. In order to let him do My Policeman, his team made him also do DWD. If he’s gonna take a role that requires him to be raw and authentic, his team needs him to take a hypersexualized and ridiculous role to counteract that to keep up appearances.

Not to mention the lack of advertising on HSHQ’s part for My Policeman. Where’s the feed posts? Where’s the ten emails a day flooding my inbox? They don’t care about this role but that’s nothing new.

Personally, I don’t think they care about his movie career at all. The amount of awful press H has gotten because of DWD is so so upsetting and undeserved. But unfortunately, because of how he’s presented in the media and because of his fan base, no one is going to take him seriously and of course people are just going to find every tiny little crumb to criticize him on.

In addition to making him do the movie, forcing him to fake a relationship with the director under the guise of cheating? With a problematic person no less? That’s a nail in the coffin. If anyone chooses to believe that narrative, there’s no way they’re going to want to take him onto their set because they don’t think he’ll take it seriously—which we know is not the case when it’s something he is passionate about (see: all of michaels comments regarding Harry as Tom)

Harry makes most of his money through music and him straying from that a bit to move to a different sector is not sitting well with Jeff, because he probably isn’t profiting that much off of that part of H’s career. Jeff is a grade A leech if I’ve ever seen one. What manager is constantly with their client? Do you not have any other clients? Or perhaps do you know he’s your biggest client and you want any clout that comes with being associated with him.

All this to say, the DWD situation probably didn’t start as a catalyst to ruin H’s acting career, but when Jeff saw the opportunity, he ran with it full force. He wants to end H’s acting career before it’s even fully started and it’s already starting to happen (ex: the picture above). Harry wants to act, Jeff doesn’t want him to, and there’s a clear and obvious power imbalance—I’ll give you three guesses as to who it is in favor of. Plus, everyone in the entertainment industry is connected the higher up you get, someone as powerful and well connected as the Azoffs could easily tip off movie studios that Harry is not a right fit for roles or discourage them from casting him. Whether it be throwing money at the situation or doing it anonymously, the matter still stands that there’s no way they didn’t have this plan all along to set his acting career up for failure.

It’s been well known in the past that record labels will sabotage their clients for the sake of money and keeping said clients under their control (ex: Louis’ entire solo career before the release of Walls) so part of me wonders if the rumors about H’s contract ending soon are true and Sony/Columbia/full stop may be thinking “If we can’t have you no one can.” That they may be doing all the damage they can before he leaves so if he does, he has a tarnished reputation and people may be wary to take him on. (I’m not too sure about contracts and know that is a confusing matter, so if I got that wrong about his ending soon, let me know!)

I’m conclusion: Harry needs to pull a reputation!Taylor move and disappear off the face of the earth for like two years to just relax and take time away and then come back in his bad bitch era and show everyone they’re wrong <3 (which I think he’s planning on doing anyway but I can elaborate on another post about that if anyone cares about my thoughts hehe)

If you read this far here’s a cookie 🍪 for putting up with my rambling (hopefully it makes sense)

[memer-the-miner]

Hay can you do techzlatt where they go out shopping and come back home and cuddle :)

(You can choose the reason why they are cuddling)

Have some icecream and cake🍦🎂🍦🎂:>

AGHH IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! PLS FORGIVE ME HERE HAVE A COOKIE 🍪

Every once in a while, Techno, Philza, and Schlatt would have a day all to themselves. On this particular day, the three of them decided to stay indoors to enjoy each other’s company. They gathered in the TV room to relax. On the couch Schlatt sat watching a game show, quietly trying to figure out the answers himself under his breath. Beside him, Philza used the nearby coffee table to build a replica of an ancient city, barely paying any attention to the world around him. A little ways away, Techno sat in a loveseat quietly reading Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, occasionally guessing along with Schlatt. It was a serene moment that couldn’t be broken and one that the lovers wouldn’t trade for the world.

Schlatt smiled to himself as the game show took a break for commercials. He was enjoying the day so far, but he also felt like doing something with his partners. On the other hand, the ram hybrid didn’t want to break up the calm atmosphere. As he thought to himself, the ram noticed that one of the ads playing on the screen was for a bakery in town, it promoted their special cakes along with other tasty treats. The ad gave Schlatt an idea.

“We should bake a cake!” He stated joyfully. Techno gave a confused “huh” while Phil gave a simple hum to show that he heard Schlatt, though it was unlikely he actually did.

“A cake,” Schlatt turned to Techno who had put his book aside at the ram’s outburst. “I want to bake a cake with you two. Wouldn’t it be amazing to make one and then get to eat it on the same day!” Schlatt fantasized about the sweet dessert as Techno considered the idea.

The piglin considered objecting, but the excited look on Schlatt’s face made him cave in. “Okay, we’ll make a cake,” he said, watching in amusement as Schlatt fist pumped the air in victory. “However, Philza and I get to choose the flavor.”

“Fine by me, I’ll eat whatever as long as it’s cake,” Schlatt giddily agreed and shot up from the couch to get the kitchen ready.

Philza finally looked up from his model when Schlatt jumped up from the couch. “Wait, what are we doing again?” He asked, giving both of his partners a confused look. Techno gave a chuckle as he grabbed Phil’s wrist, leading him towards the fridge where Schlatt was rummaging looking for ingredients.

The pair looked over Schlatt’s shoulders and saw with some disappointment that they did not have all the materials they needed to bake a cake. They were missing milk and eggs and, when Phil went to check, wheat as well. Techno looked at Schlatt out of the corner of his eye, the hybrid was clutching a jar of sugar to his chest and Techno could see the disappointment on his face. 

“Why don’t we go to the store, Love?” Techno suggested. Schlatt looked over at Techno with a mixture of hope and frustration. “After all, Phil and I need to pick out a flavor.” Schlatt visibly perked up at this and, after placing down the sugar, rushed to the car.

Phil held in a laugh at the ram’s behavior and walked side by side with Techno as they followed.

The drive to the store felt like forever to Schlatt, though in reality it was only a few minutes. The ram was already out of the car before Phil could fully park, rushing towards the entrance of their supermarket.

Schlatt stood in the front of the store looking at the aisle signs, trying to figure out where he needed to go. Techno sidled up next to him and nonchalantly put an arm around his shoulder, keeping the ram from running off again. By the time Phil joined them, Schlatt was vibrating where he stood.

Phil gave a chuckle, “Alright then, let’s go get our ingredients.” Phil took the lead, heading further into the store as Schlatt and Techno followed behind.

What should have been a quick trip, took over an hour for the trio. Techno and Schlatt got into a debate about which type of eggs to use, while Phil struggled to open the glass door to the freezer to get the milk. When they finally went to get the wheat they saw that there was only one bundle left, leaving them to get into a fight with another shopper over it. The rest of the time spent in the store was because Techno and Phil couldn’t agree on what flavor to make the cake, after forty five minutes they settled on chocolate.

Of course the problems didn’t end when they got home. It turned out that Schlatt didn’t know how to make a cake, so Techno and Phil had to walk him through it. However, it was quite difficult maneuvering in a kitchen with three grown hybrids, leading to many eggs being dropped, sugar being tossed, and chocolate powder being lost. After all of their trials and tribulations, the three hybrids pulled their finished cake out of the oven. Calling it a cake was an overstatement sadly, it drooped to one side and the chocolate powder clearly wasn’t mixed in fully. The three themselves looked even worse for wear, all tired and covered in some of their ingredients.

Schlatt silently stared at the sweet abomination in front of him, his back to his partners.

“I’m sure it tastes wonderful,” Phil suggested hesitantly.

Techno put a hand on Schlatt’s back “I know how badly you wanted to bake a cake and-”

“And what?” Schlatt asked, turning around to face them. Phil and Techno were surprised to see a beaming smile gracing the ram’s features. “This is honestly one of the best cakes I’ve ever made. I mean look at it!” He gestured excitedly to it. “It’s not even on fire!”

Phil and Techno let out a sigh of relief knowing that Schlatt didn’t regret coming up with the activity.

“Of course,” he continued, making the other two tense up slightly, “It wouldn’t have mattered if it was horrible anyway.” Schlatt grabbed their hands and held them close. “This was an amazing day and I’m so happy I could spend it with you. I might even call it one of the best days of my life.”

They stood in silence before Phil and Techno both went to kiss Schlatt on his cheeks. Schlatt couldn’t help but giggle as his partners kissed every part of his face. Techno pulled back first.

“We should probably not let that amazing cake go to waste,” as he said that Techno grabbed the cake knife and began to cut out pieces for all three of them.

They sat down on the couch, Schlatt mostly draped over the other two, watching whatever show popped up first when they turned on the television. All of them ate silently, occasionally making a comment about the show. 

At some point Schlatt turned away from the show and looked at Techno and Phil. Phil had already finished his slice of cake and the ram could see that Techno had become too distracted by the show to keep eating. He couldn’t help the bubbling happiness that welled up inside him. 

Whispering to himself Schlatt sighed, “I definitely wouldn’t trade this for the world.”

[aminiatureworld]

Hey! It's me, cookie anon ! I think its been a while since I've dropped by and honestly? It's because i was burnt out by school (and I lost the energy to write)

I feel bad about it because I have ideas - things I do want to write but thinking about writing makes me anxious (which I know is a bit of a contradiction but thats exactly what I'm feeling ;-;)

And I guess I feel too guilty about being inactive on my writingblog since my mental health has been dragging through the mud and I rlly have been thinking about deleting and starting anew (fresh start kind of vibes) but i'm still deciding

anywho, how have you been? I've honestly missed chatting with you ! (even tho its sending asks hehe) I hope life hasn't been too harsh ? I've been looking forward to another chapter of sea of fragments (and it's okay if you haven't written for it, I'm willing to wait!)

this has been a ramble but i hope to hear from you soon ^^ Have a nice day.

- 🍪

Hellooo cookie anon!

It’s been so long, I’ve missed talking to you! Though since I’ve also been AFK for a few weeks, it’s nothing to be worried about.

I’m sorry that you feel so burnt out by school and by your mental health! Though I can understand the feeling, I’ve been struggling with that a bit too. I understand that it can develop into this awful cycle where you’re tired so you don’t want to write so you get upset about it which makes you even more tired and makes you not want to write even more. 

I’d say don’t feel guilty, everyone needs breaks and to focus on their mental health. And also I think there are two things to consider when thinking about writing when you don’t want to, especially when it involves mental health. First is that you probably will not like what you write in those times as much as when you’re usually writing. Sometimes I’ll write something when I’m in a slump or distracted or anxious and I go back and hate every word. But though that can be really disheartening also consider the fact that just writing, just the reflexive act of writing no matter what the quality, is something beautiful, and it’s always a step forward towards something. 

I think if you want a fresh start would be good! Though if you’re going to delete your blog I would highly recommend making sure you have all your works saved on your computer in a safe place. I can barely read what I wrote six years ago but the idea of losing those works of writing is really painful to me. So just keep that in mind!

Whatever you decided whether it’s to take a break or try to write or restart or continue as long as you feel that you don’t regret it then that is what matters. There is no shame in not writing. It’s a time when we take rest and rejuvenate our creative abilities. Burn out is such a hard thing, and it’s better to take a lot of short breaks than burn out and be unable to write for a longer time, especially if we love it so much it gives us anxiety to not write. 

And I’m alright! I’m dealing with some stuff with college and the like and it’s not fun, but I continue to trek on! I saw the Dune movie recently and loved it so I’m rereading the book and getting through something really quickly made me feel confident in my reading abilities again which was really nice. 

And haha I’m glad to hear! I know it’s been forever since I’ve update all I can say is the newest update when it comes is going to be long, since I have so much that has to happen in this next chapter that breaking apart would break the flow of the story. I considered doing a really short fluff chapter but I figured better to wait and have a better story than update at random and make the story lose itself. 

Don’t worry about rambling! I also just wrote who knows how many words. I always love talking to people, and I hope that I in any way made you feel a bit better. Hope you’re having a wonderful week! Thank you for your ask

[mage-hecked]

I forgot that I simped for a gmod roleplay character from venturiantale when i was in middle school, fuck