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fleshengine · 1 month

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If I fell to any chaos god it’d definitely be Slaanesh. I just really really really like food, and I love being good at things. All it would take is a daemonette offering to make me better at stuff and give me food and let me sleep a lot. Also boobs… Slaanesh could give me boobs.

#warhammer 40k #it pisses me off that all the memes around slaanesh are just perverted sex hahaha. she’s so much more than just sex #she is excess in all forms #if you break up with your bf and eat a tub of icecream in a sitting slaanesh loves that #if you sleep 16 hours a day she loves that too. eat drink and be merry all you want but if you train with your weapons all day every day to #be the best she will love you all the same. no one understands Slaanesh and I genuinely get torn up about it because imo she’s by far the #coolest chaos god and massively underrepresented in the meme culture #this soap box is creaking lemme get off it

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