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citricacidprince · 2 years ago

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Had one of my rare dreams that wasn't a nightmare about zombies for once

It was very short and nearly the entire duration of it was my friend shaking me back and forth and screaming at me while I had a dopey and stagnant grin on my face. They were yelling at me because I said, and I quote, 'Yo Splinter from TMNT kinda a dilf, kinda a baddie, reblog'.

They weren't even that upset until I had to clarify I wasn't talking about the 2012 version and that I was in fact talking about the Rise version. With pure dread on their face they asked 'Please tell me your talking about the Lou Jitsu version' and their face melded to horror as I didn't respond.

First time I ever woke up laughing so hard I couldn't breath ngl

#havent had a stupid funny dream before; glad that this one was my first lol #also i haven't had this realization until now which makes me think Apollo just hit me with the dodgebal to get it over with ajdbsjdb #if yall know anything about my track record (*points at grunkle stan*) this should not be a surprise #also jou jitsu is a baddie and i will not apologize for what a said #top ten posts that would get me killed by the turtles boys; number one might surprise you #prince rambles in this chilies tonight #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt splinter #tmnt splinter #rise splinter #lou jitsu #rise lou jitsu #rottmnt lou jitsu

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