#if vaggie used to defend lute like she defends charlie would that be fucked up or what

[goated33]

ART TRADE W/ @teddie-bear420 !! Have Vaggie angrily defending her not at all stinky and blood covered close comrade in arms while said comrade feels only platonic emotions about it

[lovelyverosika]

You didn’t know but with a twist

Hazbin Hotel! Adam x Fem!Reader

Warning: swearing

A/N: Hey<3 My name is Verosika and I’ll write fanfictions whenever I have the time to :) This is my first time writing one, so it’s based on the song "You didn’t know" to make it easier for me. Just to let you know english isn’t my first language..so be prepared for some grammar mistakes :,D

Y/N POV:

We all sat in the courtroom, waiting for the trail to begin. Next to me was my husband Adam and Lute. I wasn’t supposed to be here but Adam wanted me to hear the "childish" and unrealistic ideas of the princess of hell.

After everyone was here Sera spoke "We're gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell, can be redeemed into heavenly realm by means of this 'Hazbin hotel', Princess Morningstar?",Sera said wanting Charlie to speak up.

I looked down to Charlie,my head resting on Adam’s shoulder. "Webster's dictionary defines redemption as-" before Charlie could speak Adam interrupts her: "Objection, lame and unoriginal". I sighed at his immature behaviour and gave him a slight bump with my head.

Charlie was flipping through her cards making Adam roll his eyes. "If you have actually evidence, then show it already." He said,glaring at Charlie. "We have two patrons already they’re making incredible progress" Charlie defended and I smiled, "Who?", I asked. "Angel Dust" Charlie spoke. "Oh yeah, the pornstar demon" Adam snickered as he added. "He's totally worth being redeemed".

Suddenly Monika,another demon stood up. "Well then, if you know so much…what do you think it takes to get into heaven?",she spoke. It was quiet until I asked if Adam was okay. He scoffed as he pulled out a golden paper from his pockets and a pen, "Give me a fucking moment, okay?",he then started writing and gave me the paper as I read it out, "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man?", I chuckled looking at him with an raised eyebrow. He shrugged "Uh, yeah? Sure got me here...didn't it?",he said seemingly questioning himself. Sera sighed before saying: "He was the first human soul in heaven."

In the following hours Charlie showed us the improvement of this demon called Angel dust and how he did everything what Adam wrote on his list but nothing happened. Sera only sighed as she wanted to declare the trail as failed and that we will see what brings someone to heaven when the first soul arrives. I sat there with my head hanging. I felt bad for keeping my secret,especially when I looked over to Emily,who held the paper that Adam had written earlier.

Emily: But she was right, Sera. She showed us a soul can improve. He saw the light, Sera. Checked all the boxes that you said would prove a person deserves a second chance. Now we turn our backs, no second glance?

Sera: It's not as simple as you think. Not everything is spelled in ink.

Charlie: It's not fair, Sera!

Vaggie: Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head.

Charlie: No! Don't you care, Sera? That just because someone is dead, it doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways turn the page, escape infernal blaze.

Y/N: I'm sure you wish it could be so. But there's a lot that you don't know.

Lute: What are we even talkin' about? Some crack-whore who fucked up already? He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth. This discussion is senseless and petty.

Lute & Adam: There's no question to be posed!He's unholy, case closed. Did you forget that Hell is forever?

Adam: A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month. Gotta say, I can't wait to…

Y/N: Adam…

Adam: Come down and exterminate you.

Emily: Wait!

Adam: Shit…

Emily: What are you saying? Let me get this straight…You go down there and kill those poor souls?

Charlie & Y/N: You didn’t know?

Adam: Whoops

Lute: Guess the cat’s out of the bag.

Adam: What’s the big deal?

Emily: Sera, tell me that you didn't know…

Sera: I thought, since I'm older it's my load to shoulder

Emily: No!

Sera: You have to listen, it was such a hard decision. I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to do what was required.

Emily: To think that I admired you, well I don't need your condescension. I'm not a child to protect! Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you're purveying?

Charlie: That's what the fuck I've been saying!

Emily,Charlie & Monika: If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie! If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky. The rules are shades of gray, when you don't do as you say. When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again.

Monika: Don't you act all high and mighty!Adam did you ever think your "sweet" wife might be a liar?

Y/N: Huh? Wait no…please!

Monika: Don’t be such a crybaby! Why hide the fact that you were a demon just like us?

Part 2

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

That was really sad man. But it did get me wondering, what type of pokemon would Emily have? Maybe a Togekiss? (I'm loving this pokemon AU)

gods. combine "what pokemon would Emily have" with the fan idea of her eventually ending up in HELL and you can get

-> Chaggie's Absol starts being very interested in Emily during heaven / hell meetings and Emily is SO flattered and delighted she doesn't stop to think why maybe this disaster sensing pokemon is suddenly into her

Charlie does see the warning signs but she's not gonna believe in another bad thing so soon nope, she's very determinedly like "I think it's cute! It can just be a cute thing! Absol is allowed to make normal friends!!" while Vaggie goes "uh oh" and "sure sweetie" and sends the Absol up with Emily at the end of the next meeting- getting very VERY worried when the Absol actually GOES with the seraph no problem...

(plus side Pentious gets to visit and cuddle the old Absol buddy without it being an omen of his impending death yay)

-something something something Emily uses the Absol and Vaggie's observations of them showing up in Pride specifically for Extermination Day as another proof what heaven is doing is WRONG and BAD and needs to stop, something something Lute can't take a Seraphim actually "betraying" heaven by siding fully with hell like this- REALLY can't stand Vaggie being brought up and used against her again, something something the Absol warns Emily of the attack just in time to save MOST of her wings, something, Lute gets sword blocked by the Absol long enough for seraph Emily to get over her shock and one hit K.O. her out of the fight, something, a horrified Sera wants to find a way to heal Emily but also thinks she has to keep her little sister out of sight from heaven until then to not cause more harm (or Raise Questions), and Emily is like, Thanks But Fuck That And Fuck You Too

she ends up in hell (with her remaining wings) not long after Chaggie's Absol first started being friends with her and instead of casting blame she just LOVES the Absol all the more for helping make sure she got down there as safely as she did

Vaggie isn't one bit jealous when the Absol sticks with Emily instead of going back to following Vaggie around. Her own scars have healed up quite a bit- Emily's are fresh- Vaggie knows the feeling

Charlie looks on the bright side and notes that the impromptu haircut Lute gave the Absol with her sword while it was trying to keep her from Emily kinda makes the Absol LOOK like Emily now, with bangs and everything, which is ADORABLE and deserving of SO many cute pictures being taken!

(no Charlie won't be crying in her gf's shoulder about all this) (no she won't blame herself for it a little) (yes she WILL need to be physically held back next time she sees Lute- she held herself back before out of respect for Vaggie's choice to let Lute live but now Vaggie's gonna have to do that in real life bc Fuck That Bitch) (Vaggie will hold Charlie back for Charlie's sake alone bc Vaggie will be twice damned if Lute will be the reason her gf finally does a murder) (save it for Val) (she'll kill Lute herself before she let's Lute have the satisfaction of being that kind of scar on Charlie's soul)

Anyway!!!!

befriending Absol is wonderful for Emily and, almost, makes up for leaving her Togekiss behind in heaven....

...Togekiss don't like being around conflict or war, it was clearly bracing itself to go to hell with Emily but- Emily couldn't stomach doing that to her pokemon pal

She leaves it with Pentious, hoping it can help him stay safe up in heaven, and after looking up what Togekiss evolves from (the egg-like Togepi) Pentious tears up remembering his Egg Bois and sobs and curls his whole snake body around the Togekiss SWEARING to defend it with hisssss new life!!! Some old echo of Togokiss's old kindness sensing Togetic form kicks in and it immediately bonds with with Pentious It's a happy bittersweet thing for Emily to watch happen right before she leaves, and her last view of heaven is watching her (now clearly his) Togekiss help keep Pentious airborne like a living floatation device as he awkwardly tries flapping his new wings and waving goodbye at Emily at the same time

(Lute is NOT happy finding out the filthy Sinner infiltrator is being guarded by a pokemon capable of such powerful attacks now. She'd gone to a lot of trouble getting Togekiss AWAY from Emily before trying to get the jump on the traitorous Seraph, but now everyone is on their guard, and Vaggie's damn Absol ruined everything, and Pentioius's new Togekiss is JUST as cheerfully passive aggressively smug as Emily was. Which is INFURIATING)

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

YES!

Ok, the reason why I asked is because, this means Vinyl has the power to control angels/exorcists!

Just follow this with me.

The show has covered that Vaggie is still an angel. She just had her wings torn off and her eye ripped out and was left in hell to rot. But is still an angel. Still bleeds gold and all that. Never became a demon.

So, all those times Vinyl used his power on Vaggie, he was using it on an angel!

Just, think about it!

Imagine when they learned about Vaggie used to be an exorcist, Vinyl( who would be an adult by this time) thinks about all the times he used his power on her. That, she wasn’t a demon like he thought, but an angel. An exorcist, to that point! Beings so strong that, until recently, no one thought they could be killed! And here he was, making her dance to some goofy song, just because he thought it would be funny!

Then he thinks, no, no. There’s no way I’m that strong. Maybe all her time in hell weaken her bit.

And he keeps telling himself that, until the extermination happens.

Instead of Lute leaving after Adam dies, she stays and orders the other exorcists to kill them all, to avenge Adam.

Vinyl is so done. Why? Why continue this needless shedding of each other’s blood!? Haven’t they done enough! They destroyed his sister’s hotel, nearly killed her, their parents and their friends! For fuck’s sake! Sir Pentious is DEAD! Why can’t she just leave!? Why can’t they all just leave!

And just before the first attack was made, music fills the air. No one could tell where it was coming from or what it was about, but despite its tune, they could feel the sadness, frustration and desperation in it.

All the exorcists seemed to have to stop their attack, paralyzed to the point, if it wasn’t for the faint twisting of their bodies, you’d think they were statues.

Without a moment’s notice, Lute shot up into the air and flew toward the golden portal in the red sky with the other exorcists in tow.

No one knew what was going on. One second they thought they were all gonna die, next their enemy ups and leaves! Like, what the actual hell just happened!?

And this confusion stayed there, until they felt a strange sensation and looked to find Vinyl to be the source of it.

He was just standing there, with symbols floating around him, not so different from Alastor’s. Vinyl’s head was tilted forward so they couldn’t see his face, but they were able to see his antennas were flashing.

Feeling worried for her brother, Charlie walks towards him. When she got closer, she was hit with a feeling of static coursing through her body. But she wasn’t going to let that shake her. Not after today.

Especially not after today.

She noticed how tightly Vinyl had balled up his fists. His knuckles were almost white, and Charlie was she saw drops of blood coming from them.

She noticed his shoulders trembling from how tight his muscles were.

She noticed how it didn’t even look like he was breathing!

But what her attention the most was his face. His eyes were shut tight with prickles of tears in them, his mouth was stretched open as far as it could.

It was he was screaming but nothing was coming out.

When Charlie decided to place her hand on his shoulder, the last exorcist flew through the portal and it closed, Vinyl’s eyes shot open.

The music stopped playing.

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME ANON YOURE SO SMART, this whole time I've been focusing on Vinyl's abilities as a sweet and funny thing (which it is) but he's also so clearly good at defending himself and others when needed

[dontfuckingbother]

Overexplaining my hazbin kins etc

Favs:

Angel dust - his character growth heals my soul. Best thing that happened to me since i found 10 bucks on a street when i was ten.

Sir Pentious - i would die for him, i would kill for him. Either way, what a bliss. I love him i love him i love him i-

Love:

Cherry bomb - she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment. -1 for wanting angeldust to loose his streak, +1 for respecting his choices.

Husk - half of the time i was sure his name was Hastur (for obvious reasons). He was kind of annoying but turned into one of the brightest green flags in Angel’s life. His voice made me shiver in embarassing ways.

Lucifer - apart from giving Charlie daddy issues, he was perfect. I would buy rubberducks from him.

Nifty - made adam shut up for good, was cute and chaotic evil. I love her.

Velvet - YA GAT IT TWISTED. IM NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS MEW AATTITUDEEEEE

Like:

Alastor - just expected more from him. Tbh, its almost a love. 50/50. I have set a high bar for him after pilot and i do not intend to lower it down.

Vaggi - i call her veggi all the time. She had some plot twists, but overall she was fine. Her singing voice was not good, expected more from stephanie beatriz after encanto and all of that.

Valentino - he is abusive and i have daddy issues so don’t judge me to hard. Fuck him tho.

Neutral:

Ahh a category for those who did not enough to hate them and not enough to like them. Or made everything to love them and hate them simultaneously.

Adam - jackass, dumbass, mean bitch. I love him.

Carmilla - i don’t like her design, her singing voice was fine. Kinda annoying. I like that she was defending her daughters so much. OUT FOR LOUOUOUOOVE

Charlie - i wish she had bigger character growth. She was kinda annoying and kinda likable. She was fine. I think i like her. 50/50.

Emily - basically charlie 2.0. A little lazy design and writing. I like that she joined charlie on the iconic IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE (would love to see her actually fall - in the best way possible) but as an angel it doesnt really make much sense for her to doubt institution heaven as much as charlie does. She is not a kid anymore, and she still kinda acts like one.

Tv girl - idk what to sat, shes got the spirit, but i dont know what for.

Lute - same as adam.

Mimzy - she was likable and selfish. Shes okay.

*drumroll* Dislike:

Vox - a pretty big disappointment. Expected more from him. He was okay, kinda bringing Vees together, but also he didn’t really add more to them. Disappointing:(

Zestial - disappointed, again. It seemed that everybody fears him, but the writers didn’t really give us as a viewer a reason why to. He was just sort of there, to move the plot ahead and let other characters do the talking and have impact on the story. Had really high hopes for him:(

[beef-brisket]

Charlie: Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming! It's been... a few days since the extermination and the loss of Sir Pentious.

The room was compl silent. Everyone was still exhausted and grieving.

Lucifer looked around the lobby. Angel was hugging a cyclops woman, who looked like she hadn't gotten any sleep since the exterminations. Lute looks like she's on her 1oth bottle. Peter is curled up in Adam's arm, making some sort of bug necklace. And Adam looked tense. Really tense. At least he wasn't looking like he's on the edge of death and bleeding everywhere.

Charlie: I want to thank everyone for what they did. Defending the hotel and their friends against something that had been completely indestructible. Neither dad or I have heard anything from Heaven-

Cherry: Really!? Why the fuck are we waiting to hear from them?! We should storm the fucking gates!

Vaggie: Are you insane? You'll be dead before you even left Hell!

Cherry: The fuck are we ment to do!? Sit back and do nothing!?

Charlie: For now. Sorry, Cherry. I couldn't imagine-

Cherry: No. You fucking can't.

Cherry pushes herself out of Angel's arms and storms out of the hotel. Angel looks down, shaking his head.

Charlie: Sorry, Angel, I didn't mean-

Angel: You're okay toots. It wasn't your fault.

Angel gave Charlie a soft smile, which she returned. Lucifer listened to everything Charlie was saying. They want to have a feast in honor of Sir Pentious.

Charlie: Adam, would you be able to cook for us?

Adam: I'd love to, my dear.

Charlie: Thank you so much, Adam! Hm... Dad, would you be able to hang around after this? I'd like to talk to you!

Lucifer: Sure think, Char.

Charlie smiled at him and continued talking. Lucifer looked over to Adam, who was accepting a roach necklace from Peter. Weirdly enough, it actually suited him.

He could see Adam instantly relax when Peter ran off.

Charlie: Okay- that'll be all! Thank you everyone, go rest, and I'll send a text to everyone when dinner is almost ready!

Everyone disbursed, Angel and Lute had a few drinks at the bar, and they mostly sat in silence. Peter was long gone. Adam had teleported away, mumbling something about fixing his reputation.

As long as he's back to cook dinner, Lucifer doesn't care what he is doing. As long as he was sage.

Charlie: Dad!

Lucifer snapped out of this thoughts, and turned to Charlie, smiling.

Walking over, he pulled her into a hug. He could tell how tired she is, how sore.

Lucifer: You need to rest, Charlie.

Charlie: I know- I will, I promise. I just need your help- if you're feeling uo to it.

Lucifer beamed. She needed HIS help. No one else's. He can't wait to find out what she needs. Maybe there's some reports she needs help with, maybe trying to schedule a contract report to rub their win in Heavens face.

Charlie: Are you able to help Adam with dinner?

What?

Lucifer: Why?

Charlie: He's been acting strange. Since the extermination. I think... Alastor might have done something. I know you two aren't exactly friends, but if you could try and be nice- just for tonight, that would be great, dad!

Lucifer: Me!? She's as big of a shit stain as I am! Why not speak to him-

Charlie: He's gone, dad. I can't talk to him. But I will when he gets back. I promise.

Lucifer: ...fine, I'll help him tonight-

Charlie: Thank you dad!

Lucifer smiled as his daughter hugged him tightly. He's always doing anything she wants. Even if it's spending a few hours with Adam. They both k ow how to cook. It should go well.

Adam stalked the streets of Pride, getting madder and madder by the second. No one was afraid of him. Turns out Vox had lice streamed the whole thing. Not that Adam was surprised.

Sinner: Oh hey! You lived! Watching that angel beat the crap out of you was the highlight of my whole fucking afterlife!

Everyone laughed. Adam was furious. He hasn't killed anyone since joining the hotel. He's even cut down on his cannibalism.

But he's done. He needs that fear everyone had for him. And maybe he should teach Vox a lesson for putting his camera where they don't belong.

For hours, the streets of Pride were soaked in blood, the air stunk of death, and the sidewalk were littered with corpses. Not even hellborn were spared.

Adam was furious, but tearing apart sinners and devouring them were slowly bringing down his anger. Only a little bit.

He laughed as they screamed and begged. He's giving Pride a live show, who needs to broadcast screams when everyone on the streets are his victims. And as a plus, he's destroyed every piece of Voxtech.

Adam will make them regret laughing at the radio demon.

Lowkey want an au where Adam has Alastors' powers.

The tentacles

The eyes

The changing size

The shadows

The sass

The deal making

Him owning Husk and Nifty

The musical numbers

The radio control

The tentacles- have I mentioned that before?

The rivalry with Lucifer

Maybe he replaces Alastor entirely. No Alastor. Only Adam. It's always been Adam.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Only Adam lol This is good! His Husk and Nifty could be Lute and Peter.

He doesn't have to smile all the time does he?

Yessss, and he plays rock instead of jazz lol And yes of course there is a rivalry lol