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hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 1 year ago

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i promised myself i wouldnt Cry when my best friend leaves tomorrow for their flight back home but i think that's an inevitability so im starting a petition to make kidnapping legal

I've had the fortune of meeting some online friends in person and as soon as I get home I just get ANGRY like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT JUST GO GET BOBA AND HAVE A PICNIC AND GO THRIFTING AND GO BOWLING BECAUSE YOU LIVE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY. THATS NOT FAIR

#the neighborhood 🏘🌐#the benefits of kidnapping becoming legal would be that i can keep my friends here forever #and not have to let them go home after we've created a bond So Strong not even any deity could break it #not even if they tried. not even if they wanted to.#i would die for the sickly victorian child sleeping on my couch right now one thousand times . and a million more if it came to it #and i will now proceed to be very sad that none of my friends can just come over to play bc theyre so fun to be around . :']#anyways yeah this post is Insanely Accurate. we went to the mall and played a homebrew campaign and they have like 16 kandis courtesy of me #and i dont think my life is ever gonna go back to normal. im gonna wake up and be upset that theyre not here to sit at the table with me #or eat food with me. or watch my favourite shows that they love too with me.#i miss them and they havent even gotten up to eat yet #:'3 this is fine #if ur my friend and youre reading these tags . hey homie. please come back soon before i throw a fit /hj

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