#if ur chilling nothing will happen but as soon as ur nervy forget it
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omegawolverine · 3 days ago
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rewatching teds 400mg edible story now that i know what it feels like
#shit self#like 4 months ago or maybe 6 idk i took an edible gummy from my mom#and i dont rly smoke bc smoking doesnt get me high unless i smoke like. an insane amount which just bothers my lungs instead#anyways i ask my mom hey should i half this since i dont rly smoke and she said no just take the whole thing#i take it and by the time it starts working my dad asks me if i can pick him up from work#so i say sure but secretly im freaking out bc i def cant drive unless i get sober in like 3 hours#but im too high to even rly do anything about it#and bc im freaking out over that internally i just sorta curl up and resign myself to trying to sleep but it feels like#i am merging with the fucking couch and i cant do shit about it bc when i move i feel like im gonna faint#at which point my mom sees im super high and decides to start shoving and hitting me just to bother me#which just makes me feeling faint worse so i like#roll myself off the couch and onto the floor bc when u feel faint ur supposed to lay down#but this was doing fuckall#anyways i spent that next 3 hours just getting back onto the couch and then crawling back to the floor over and over and feeling#like i was becoming one with objects. and then my godmother took us to pick up my dad and as soon as we got back i puked and went to bed#and was fine in da morning#theeeee end#idk what mg the edible was i dont remember but it was probably a normal amount tbh#and i just couldnt do it bc i dont smoke much but also bc if u start getting anxious while high ur just gonna freak out like#if ur chilling nothing will happen but as soon as ur nervy forget it
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