#if u see tommy being an accident shhh no u dont

[dykesymmetry]

virgin "phil is techno, wil and tommy's dad" sbi dynamic vs the chad "phil and techno are war buddies. phil is wils dad n techno is his awkward uncle-style figure. tommys just some lost feral child wil brought home one day and tommy just never left" sbi dynamic

wait holdup this is reminding me of an incredibly scuffed family tree i made after vess and i talked a bunch about phils shenanigans during the empire

why would you go with nuclear family when you can have this shit