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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 days ago

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i had this old man teacher in middle school who basically was Charles Xavier. i mean, he looked the part, he sounded the part, he acted the part- really the only difference was the lack of telepathy and he could walk. and the name i guess.

well i ran into him the other day and his recently wedded husband. they met when he was in the military forever ago and reconvened and inevitably tied the knot.

his husband’s name?

Erik.

i am being dead serious. a part of me evaporated.

What in the reddit story…….. youre yanking my chain SURELY…. But if youre not has his husband ever expressed revolutionary ideation or—

#snap chats #guys im scared im supposed to have class rn but no one else is here #and there was no sign on the door an i dont have access to our Class Board or w/e to check for announcements #sitting in a dark ass lonely ass classroom by myself drawing old people…. ill leave in twenty mins #not like id be doing anything else but i just wanna know if i missed somethin….#peopel usually get in this class like ten mins early esp my prof #the room crowds quick and its small as is so people usually want a good spot #I For Once left early to get My Spot but…. ill be so pissed if this the pnly time class was cancelled or somn CMON 😭#oh right the ask tho. WOSNWKS YOURE LYING I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU THATS WAY TOO COINCIDENTAL #if true get your ass a lottery ticket. and then throwme like idk 3k im tryna buy two statues #so funny if true… i refuse to believe it… but itd be very funny if true….#ok im fr scared have any of you ever played Bully #ok well yk when you do something bad in bully like Trespassing theres that like. ‘Trespassing’ thing blinking on your hud #THARS HOW I FEEEEL I FEEL LIKE ‘TRUENCY’ AND ‘TRESPASSING’ FLASHING ON MY SHIT HEEELP #w/e. anyway congratulations to your not-charles-xavier-but-close-enough teacher and his husband #so funny you say this tho i had plans on making a comic with a wedding joke…. the stars are alligning i fear..#BUT im finishing up one thing en so. another day…..

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