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#if thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on thanos he would've found it to be spray painted plastic
worstloki · 4 years
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Thor: *starts laughing and sobbing*
Guardians: what's wrong
Thor: loki would wear leather to sneak around because its made of hide, guys, HIDE-
Guardians: *groans*
#loki may have died years ago but the extent of the easter eggs he's left around are still around#obviously loki got stormbreaker commissioned otherwise why would there be a cast waiting conveniently for thor#loki wears leather to hide and thor hasn't understood that joke ever no matter how many times loki hinted at it#if thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on thanos he would've found it to be spray painted plastic#if thor had bothered to ask around he would've found out loki had only been on sakaar for twenty minutes not two weeks#thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got Valkyrie to help#turns out loki has left easter eggs all over the galaxy#as a guardian thor is finally going to start finding them#loki is living in the guardians ship with them and they don't even know it#he's not spying on thor or anything but every single hint loki has left for thor screams that loki is living in the room next to him#thor: that bar uses loki's symbol and when i asked they said 'he is close enough to sleep by your side' which was kinda creepy but funny#gamora who saw loki getting snacks from the common room at 3am yesterday: huh that's a wild new clue you've got.. good luck deciphering that#rocket who had loki help design a new blaster this morning: i wonder what it means#peter who holds weekly Midgard night with loki where they share earth things: maybe one day you'll reach the end of the breadcrumb trail...?#mantis who is working with loki to improve her emotion powers: it does sound like a challenging puzzle!#drax who thinks thor is being metaphorical when he says loki is dead and thinks thor knows he's alive: it doesn't sound encrypted at all#groot who is still annoyed that loki beat his high score: i am groot#tldr: thor is still sad about loki dying and the guardians have to suffer through his childhood stories because he breaks down otherwise#but thor kind of just laughs and cries and they don't know what to do so they decide to let him figure out loki lives on the ship himself#but thor is convinced that loki would hide any and every message under 5 levels of encryption and 20 riddles so he misses obvious things#'my brother is incredibly smart if this note says he is alive and well and closer than i may think then i must decode the truth from it'
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