#if thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on thanos he would've found it to be spray painted plastic
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worstloki · 5 years ago
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Thor: *starts laughing and sobbing*
Guardians: what's wrong
Thor: loki would wear leather to sneak around because its made of hide, guys, HIDE-
Guardians: *groans*
#loki may have died years ago but the extent of the easter eggs he's left around are still around#obviously loki got stormbreaker commissioned otherwise why would there be a cast waiting conveniently for thor#loki wears leather to hide and thor hasn't understood that joke ever no matter how many times loki hinted at it#if thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on thanos he would've found it to be spray painted plastic#if thor had bothered to ask around he would've found out loki had only been on sakaar for twenty minutes not two weeks#thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got Valkyrie to help#turns out loki has left easter eggs all over the galaxy#as a guardian thor is finally going to start finding them#loki is living in the guardians ship with them and they don't even know it#he's not spying on thor or anything but every single hint loki has left for thor screams that loki is living in the room next to him#thor: that bar uses loki's symbol and when i asked they said 'he is close enough to sleep by your side' which was kinda creepy but funny#gamora who saw loki getting snacks from the common room at 3am yesterday: huh that's a wild new clue you've got.. good luck deciphering that#rocket who had loki help design a new blaster this morning: i wonder what it means#peter who holds weekly Midgard night with loki where they share earth things: maybe one day you'll reach the end of the breadcrumb trail...?#mantis who is working with loki to improve her emotion powers: it does sound like a challenging puzzle!#drax who thinks thor is being metaphorical when he says loki is dead and thinks thor knows he's alive: it doesn't sound encrypted at all#groot who is still annoyed that loki beat his high score: i am groot#tldr: thor is still sad about loki dying and the guardians have to suffer through his childhood stories because he breaks down otherwise#but thor kind of just laughs and cries and they don't know what to do so they decide to let him figure out loki lives on the ship himself#but thor is convinced that loki would hide any and every message under 5 levels of encryption and 20 riddles so he misses obvious things#'my brother is incredibly smart if this note says he is alive and well and closer than i may think then i must decode the truth from it'
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crunchy-star · 3 years ago
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The tags are absolute wack and amazing:
loki may have died years ago but the extent of the Easter eggs he 's left around are still around
as a guardian Thor is going to start finding them
obviously loki got storm breaker commissioned otherwise why would there be a cast waiting conveniently for Thor
If Thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on Thanos he would have found it to be spray painted plastic
If Thor had bothered to ask around he would have found out loki had been on saakar for twenty minutes not two weeks
Thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got valkyrie to help
Loki is living in the guardians ship with them and they don't even know it
He's not spying on Thor or anything but every single hint loki has left for Thor screams that loki is living in the room next to him
That bar uses lokis symbol and when I asked they said, he is close enough to sleep by your side,which was kinda creepy but funny
Gamora who say loki getting snacks from the common room at 3 am yesterday: huh that's a wild new clue you've got.. Good luck deciphering that
Rocket who had loki help design a new blaster this morning: I wonder what it means
Peter who hold weekly midgard night with loki where they share earth things : maybe one day you will reach the end and f the breadcrumb trail...?
Mantis who is working with loki to improve her emotion powers: it does sound like a challenging puzzle!
Drax who thinks Thor is behind metaphorical when he says loki is dead and thinks Thor knows he's alive: it doesn't sound encrypted at all
Groot who is still annoyed that loki beat his high score: I am groot
tldr: Thor is still sad avout loki dying and the guardians have to suffer through his childhood stories because he breaks down otherwise
But Thor kind of just laughs and cries and they don't know what to do so they decide to let him figure out loki lives on the ship himself
But Thor is convinced that loki would hide any and every message under 5 levels of encryption and 20 riddles so he misses obvious things
My brother is incredibly smart if this note says he is alive and well and closer than I may think then I must decode the truth from it.
Thor: *starts laughing and sobbing*
Guardians: what's wrong
Thor: loki would wear leather to sneak around because its made of hide, guys, HIDE-
Guardians: *groans*
#as a guardian thor is finally going to start finding them#loki may have died years ago but the extent of the easter eggs he's left around are still around#obviously loki got stormbreaker commissioned otherwise why would there be a cast waiting conveniently for thor#loki wears leather to hide and thor hasn't understood that joke ever no matter how many times loki hinted at it#if thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on thanos he would've found it to be spray painted plastic#if thor had bothered to ask around he would've found out loki had only been on sakaar for twenty minutes not two weeks#thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got Valkyrie to help#turns out loki has left easter eggs all over the galaxy#loki is living in the guardians ship with them and they don't even know it#he's not spying on thor or anything but every single hint loki has left for thor screams that loki is living in the room next to him#thor: that bar uses loki's symbol and when i asked they said 'he is close enough to sleep by your side' which was kinda creepy but funny#gamora who saw loki getting snacks from the common room at 3am yesterday: huh that's a wild new clue you've got.. good luck deciphering that#rocket who had loki help design a new blaster this morning: i wonder what it means#peter who holds weekly Midgard night with loki where they share earth things: maybe one day you'll reach the end of the breadcrumb trail...?#mantis who is working with loki to improve her emotion powers: it does sound like a challenging puzzle!#drax who thinks thor is being metaphorical when he says loki is dead and thinks thor knows he's alive: it doesn't sound encrypted at all#groot who is still annoyed that loki beat his high score: i am groot#tldr: thor is still sad about loki dying and the guardians have to suffer through his childhood stories because he breaks down otherwise#but thor kind of just laughs and cries and they don't know what to do so they decide to let him figure out loki lives on the ship himself#but thor is convinced that loki would hide any and every message under 5 levels of encryption and 20 riddles so he misses obvious things#'my brother is incredibly smart if this note says he is alive and well and closer than i may think then i must decode the truth from it'
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