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Imagine if TWP ends with Ty pushing Kit against the wall. But instead of holding a knife against Kit’s throw. Ty kisses him. Emma and Julian accidentally stumbled upon them again and ghost Johnny is fuming in the background
#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#julian blackthorn#emma carstairs#johnny rook#tda#twp#zoe’s random shit#If this ever happens#if this ever happens#I’m gonna scream
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Random question! What is your favorite type of feline?
this is a HARD QUESTION ANON. sorry to disappoint if our favourites do not match . i would like to hear other peoples answers too so >:) any moots come here >:)
i have had many different phases of favourite types of feline but it either has to be sabertoothed cats. if you are looking for a species that hasn't entirely died out then it'd have to be pallas cats right now.
sabertoothed cats because they're so fun to study. i love their anatomy. theyre so CUTE. i just love forgotten felines. secret thing about me that my husband might not even know probably but i used to be obsessed with extinct ancient animals for a period of being a kid !!!
but obviously pallas cats. they're so EXPRESSIVE? they look like they're in a constant state of anger? they frighten me to my core/aff. i lvoe them. have you ever looked at them? they look like a snow leopards lil sister.
look at this one. look how teeny. they're so worried. not a thought but fear behind those eyes. they don't know where they are.
this fucker looks like you just gave them the most unimaginable read ever . i've never seen a cat JAWDROPPED. it's fucking amazing. these cats are a blessing .
this one looks like my husband. they're so ugly. i need to hug one. they look like they want to go home and sleep.
this one is so hangry. me when i dont get my yummies. my yummies. my yumyums. !!!!!!!!!
do you understand anon. anon . do you understand? i could keep going for ages. they are a blessing . i love them. thank you for this delightful ask. you, among these cats, are a blessing. thanks for the excuse to scream about pallas cats. sorry for ranting at you
to anyone who wants to add their fav felines (extinct or (MOSTLY) alive) GO CRAZY!! SHOW PICS!!!!!!!!
#asks#i should make a tag for this#i hope to get more asks#:D#i love getting asks#thank you anon!!!!#if you want to send more please do#questions are always welcome#i'm aware this might've been prompted by my reblog but#I DONT CARE#PLEASE ASK ME STUFF!!#ANYTHING YOUD LIKE !!!!!!!#if i ever don't reply its because i opened it and was like “ill reply later” and forgot.#if this ever happens#dont worry#i will get there eventually#sorry for screaming in the tags#charlie rambles#i think that was my tag#havent got to rant in ages
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
#gray.txt#which i suppose is basically what's happening#<- guy who's only ever played video games experiencing reality for the first time: getting a lot of video games vibes from this
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
#and nothing bad ever happened#this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him#I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom#hope this helps you heal#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands fanart#neil gaiman#david tennant#michael sheen#aziraphale#crowley#my art#digital art#fanart
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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:
HES SEVENTEEN
He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.
He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.
Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.
He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)
Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.
If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.
He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.
He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.
He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.
The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.
He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.
Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.
Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.
He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.
He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.
He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.
HES SEVENTEEN.
#zuko is the funniest the circumstances just happen character ever#firelord zuko#zuko#atla#avatar the legend of aang#avatar the last airbender#zee rambles#zukka#zuko meta
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✦ Sheepstrength ✦
(An Art Fight revenge on Cerebrum_Cupcakes (from last year), featuring their warrior cats character).
#own art#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#warrior cats#cats#feline#animals#art fight#first time I've drawn any warrior cats art ever#it had to happen eventually
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NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)
#and nothing bad ever happened!!#havent stopped thinking about them for two days#their friendship is everything to me haha#edwin payne#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#sophies gifs
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail''#ah tumblr...#writeblr#warm up#idk . having trouble writing rn#ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum#i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for#i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" .....#no.... not really.....#idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography#like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days#furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing...#this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey.#idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me.#i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will#actually ever happen#ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum
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my forever favorite character dynamic of all time
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Ngl I would watch the shit out of this
#hot ones#please make this happen#I want to learn about random people’s lives#“so rosella please tell us about the craziest house you’ve ever shown
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I loved that Berries Challenge game so much that I'd buy it if it wasn't literally $200
#Considering waiting for it to go on HEAVY sale. Like 99% off#Because even 90% off is $20#It needs to be like $2 if I buy it#If this ever happens
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Let’s Dance
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Part 3 | Part 5
#my deer nanny#when you introduce two people who are destined to be besties.#Has this ever happened to you?#Call 666-420-6969 as you may be entitled to compensation!#radioapple nanny au#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#radioapple#my doods#lucifer hazbin#human alastor#human Lucifer#human rosie#rosie hazbin hotel#Radiorose#cw: alcohol
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#interested bc i could only get money for personal spending by getting good grades#and only when the quarterly report cards came out#each letter grade had a different dollar value assigned to it lol#including negative dollar amounts#like if i ever got a D they would subtract money from the total#and if i got an F i would get no money at all#(thankfully neither ever happened to me but its happened to my siblings)#popular
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#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point#the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous#like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but#i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it#its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you#god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt#fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs#im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go#ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way.#anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen
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so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have
#this is the first time i’ve ever drawn hamilton btw#never leave me alone shit like this will happen#odysseus#alexander hamilton#hamilton musical#the odyssey#epic the musical#epic the storm saga#lin manuel miranda#my artwork#animatic#GOD WHAT ARE THEAE TAGS#poseidon
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Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."
Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.
These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!
Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!
Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.
So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.
#obligatory disclaimer that this really really obviously is not universal#I do live in a major progressive city#there's definitely a level of a liberal bubble effect here#but it's still really powerful to see it#because even in a major liberal enclave there were so many limits on the gender roles and homophobia etc. etc. fronts#and also the limits of the oppressive weight of obligatory teen apathy lol#seriously go gen z. so glad you guys decided cringe is dead. I love you for that so much#and I love it for you#not news#life#hope#homophobia#sexism#teens#teenagers#progress#gen z#btw if it wasn't clear I'm a#millennial#plush toy#plushie#squishmallows#build a bear#stuffed animal#like the idea of almost any teenager much less teenage boys#saying IN FRONT OF THEIR PEERS#that they are excited about their STUFFED ANIMALS#when I was a teenager#?????#cannot imagine that ever happening.
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