#if they were going to use a birthright locked character for F!Corrin it should have been a gen 1 unit

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corrin x rhajat is the only wlw ship in fates though??

Being the only wlw ship isn't going to stop it from being weird!

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FE: Revelation Randomised Prologue - Chapter 6

(aka ‘We’re going on an a d v e n t u r e o f c h e a p m e m e s’)

Buckle the Fuckle up, people

You heard me, we’re starting Revelation and I will not stop this part until we finish chapter 6 and get into the actual game b/c I’m paranoid that I’m annoying you all enough as it is ahahahahahahhhh;;;;;;;

aiight the mc is gonna be the same as usual only like she gon’ have short hair after we refuse a side :’D because i am Weak for symbolism, as I’ve said multiple times before

aaaaaaallll riiight let’s have Azura, Ryoma and Xander build up the suspence like nobody’s business aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Hinoka is nooooowwwww

!!!!!! it’s Sakuraaaaaa :’’’’’D and it looks like she’s an Oni Savage holy heck-

obligatory tutorials that i can’t turn off yeetttttt

u messed with the wrong dragon, Nohrian :V

holy shit- Ryoma is now Takumi-- Takumi is now the eldest brother that’s that’s pretty darn cool :’D ... you know what that means? we’re gonna get to see Takumi with the Raijinto

and Xander is Setsuna- battle of the archers gooooo :’’’’’’D

Jakob is now Elise--

and Camilla is now Peri wha t-

Leo is now Beruka-- woooooow

I hope Beruka and Setsuna are classes that would be able to wield Siegfried and Brynhildr :’’’D though I just noticed that like most of these guys have blue hair so it’s like genetically, it could actually work that they could be family :’’’’’’D

I don’t think that face is very fitting for your words, Peri-

Jako b ur gonna end me-

Peri why do you keep making that face please stop-

blue haired siblings gooooo :’’’D

Takumi is now Nyx- ... I can see that :’’’’D she’d look kickass with the Fujin Yumi

wow I’m not used to such profanity from you, Sakura :’D

Obo r o well I guess that means we get her really early on aahahahahh :’’D ... ngl I was kinda hoping she’d be a Nohrian royal for the sheer Irony but Hoshidan royal works too! :’D

... Nyx doesn’t seem all that different since she’s Takumi :’D then again she’s yet to start throwing shade around lmao

sNORTS just how old am I if it’s older than you, Nyx? :’’’’’D

thank u Oboro :’D ... I honestly think Oboro is my favourite female fe 14 character but that may just be me being biased b/c she’s a really good tank in my Heroes team;;;

aaaand there’s Yukimuraaaa

sURPRISE ANOTHER NOHRIAN >:V

you sure can, Sakura ovo7

aiiiight

heh >:3c

aww don’t worry Oboro I’ll be fine :’D

welp this chapter is as good as over :’D

yeah Nyx as Takumi is surprisingly fitting lmao

I am 110% on board with Takumi being the high prince of Hoshido to be quite honest :’D

yeah uhh about that, Setsuna :’’’D

pfft his voiceline was just ‘nOPE’

Peri please stop making that face :’’’’’D is this your way of smiling?? I’m gonna assume that it is;;

ya know what? I’m down for Beruka being a little sister :’D

holy heck, Jakob-

and Sakura too- big sister Sakura is great-

... Peri is oddly fitting for Camilla lmao

hooooo man Setsuna as Xander and Takumi as Ryoma is gonna be really interesting

aaaanyway that’s the prologue done :’D

time to see who Flora, Felicia, Jakob and Gunter aarrreee

Flora is Benny- wwwooooooow we won’t be recruiting him for a looooong time then :’’’D

Felicia is now Azura-- hooooly heck also it looks like she’s a knight?? I think? :o

soo in this alternate reality Azura and Benny are twins we’re in for an adventure

ooh I think Benny is a Bow Knight, niiiice wAIT Jakob is Flora and Gunter is Odin holy heck-

Owain is a freaking Swordmaster I’m hell yes hELL YES HIS SWORD HAND TWITCHES ONCE AGAIN-- ohh please tell me he’s gonna be a beast I really want him to be good I really want to use Swordmaster Owain-

it looks like Flora is a Mercenary, cooool :o oh hey I may actually be able to use Flora in this run! because she usually just shows up waaaayyy too late to... really be vaild at all lmao;;;

Azura and Benny being twins is strange but kinda cute;;

it’s so nice to see Azura so happy ;;u;;

it was really weird, Peri kept making strange faces at people-

welp time to fight Setsunaaaa

uhh, Beruka? Your collar is making you look like Inigo :’D

wait I think Setsuna is a Blacksmith that means she can wield the Siegfried awwwwww heck yeah also her voice line was ‘I’m happy’ so it’s like it’s like she’s happy I’m ‘giving up’ :’’’D

yiiiiikes but then we’d have no plot :V or just a really weird Conquest lmao

ok but I can dig Setsuna as the crown princess of Nohr :V

aiight let’s fight Setsunaaa

//sigh still can’t turn off tutorials :’D

now we both know that killing you would be a very Bad Idea, Setsuna-

pfft her voiceline was ‘What is it?’ and it’s like it sounds like she didn’t even realise she halved my hp in one hit lmao

right gonna hug that heal tile for a turn and then try again

after all A sword has no power unless the hand that holds it had courage >:3c yes i’m 120% loz trash just try to stop me

Setsuna your laugh is so great-

ayyyy levelled up! i should go back and heal again tho

we’re getting there! :’’’D

ok I think we’re fine to just hit her again

yep, we aaaaare ... unless she misses lol

aaand she didn’t :’D

Beruka you still need to fix your collar :’D

pfft well in an alternate universe you did //side glances at the randomised birthright run

pls fix ur collar i want to know if you can use tomes

she she kind of is, isn’t she? maybe not lmao

pointy metal sticks says the one who in an alternate reality used a heck ton of axes and lances, as a wyvern lord-

yeah you really look like Inigo when you wear it like that-

honestly I don’t think Beruka sleeps at all

aww man we don’t mean it in a bad way bro

aaand return of the cut off sentences :’D

.... I can’t believe Jakob is a Nohr Prince again :’’’’’’’D

also yO BERUKA IS AN ONMYOJI NIIIICE that means she can use Brynhildrrrrrr :’D also Peri is aaaaa...... Strategist? I think? sweeeeeet

Jakob’s being so genuinely cheerful is so surreal :’’’’D

little bro Jakob is pretty cute tho hahah;;;

ya know what? the entire Nohr family is great :’’D

lol Beruka’s name is way too long

....... I actually really like Peri as Camilla

tHEN OF COURSE YOU GO MAKE THAT FACE AGAIN OK-

... what a change in demeanor :’D

oh hey Lilith :o

heck yeah so does Benny lmao

Jakob ur gonna end me

heck yeah Odiiiin

Azura’s voice line was ‘farewell’ it’s pretty fitting lol

aaaand that’s chapter 2 :D we get to see who the prisoners are in the next ooone

off to castle Kragenbuuurg lmao Jakob just zoomed passed everyone when he was running along

hey it’s the crusty old man who was killed by a vegetable in an alternate reality

guys I’ll be fine just bear with me when I go rogue for a while-

dragon vein stuff yadda yadda

give me the edgy sword :V

Setsuna is s u s p i c i o u s

wh if kaze is who i think they are i’m gonna di e

boi you may be from the future of another world but you aren’t that old :’D

Flora coming right in with the sa s s

Felicia went from the Ice Tribe to the Flame Tribe wooooow

.... ssshhhhhhhhhhhhit I wasn’t expecting her to be randomised as well heeeeeeck ... maybe it’ll be ok tho lmao;;;; I mean we we do have save editing

I can’t tell if Scarlet had a voiceline at all or if it was just a really quite ‘mh’

you wheesht >:V

right, lets take a look at Odin and Flora! :D

yep, she’s a Mercenary :’D she has Pragmatic as a personal, so +3/-1 damage dealt/taken when against injured foes, sweeet (actually, since i ended up rerandomising the thing to work past chapter 6, she now has Bibliophile as a personal, which is... now useless lmao, oh well) she also has Rally Movement niiiiice! she’s got a lot of speed too whoa :o (Growth rates: HP - 15, Str - 40, Mag - 30, Skill - 35, Spd - 30, Lck - 45, Def - 25, Res - 45) (Heart Seal: Cavalier and Fighter)

now let’s take a look at Owain! :’D

mcfreaking sWORDMASTER BOOIIII He has Mischievous as a personal, so when he initiates attacks the foe suffers -3 def and may make them strip (actually because of the rerandomised thing, his personal is now Countercurse usgdagdyagd) coooool cool he also has COUNTERMAGIC which is great because he has pretty bad res :’’D look at his speed though that’s insane (Growth rates: HP - 15, Str - 0, Mag - 0, Skill - 5, Spd - 5, Lck - 0, Def - 5, Res - 20....... yIKES) (Heart Seal: Fighter and Nohr Prince)

right let’s uhh let’s use this dragon vein before anything else

aaand obligatory tutorial from Odin even though this isn’t classic-

and Flora lying that she can use 1-2 range weapons as well as staves- oh right I can get rid of the tutorials now

oh hey Scarlet

hmmmm well, it could work :V

Owain your personal skill is going to end me

this could also work :V

eh, let’s go :V

aiight Felicia ya kind of missed tho

hooooo man i really hope i can find a way to keep Odin valid if it means spawning in a bunch of stat boosters via save editing then so be it >:V

Felicia don’t strain yourself-

... Felicia is a freaking Wolfskin and Scarlet is a Dark Mage-- Ooooook then :’’’D

Garon being an idiot nothing neeeew

oh trust me I understand completely :’D

that’s not Hinoka, Setsuna-

Setsuna no

hhhhghauhgiujhsdygakfu i hate how dumb story xander is--

pls do something about Setsuna trying to kILL ME

... oddly fitting for Beruka to say something like that lmao

you adjusted back from trying to kill me quickly

I can kind of imagine that they do, tbh lol;;;

I think that’s one of the first times I’ve heard Beruka laugh :o it’s a cute laugh aaaah

because he’s a really shitty dad

welp Scarlet wasted no time to skitter away-

I’m sorry bro oAo

in an alternate reality you were a Hoshidan Princess capable of wielding the Fujin Yumi lol

well you’re still just as rude as the other Felicia- what is it with Felicia becoming salty characters hahah;;;

oh well that’s us done with the chapter! we find out who Takumi’s retainers are in the next one :’D

also shit I just realised that Scarlet being Kaze basically locks out paralogue 6;;;; unless I use save editing to import a male corrin and get her an s rank with him? i’ll try that... or smth otherwise ho-ho-hooooooly shit I’m gonna be so mad blech, anyway

onto chapter 3!

... they could really looks like siblings, tbh :’’D

also uhh don’t get your hopes up, Jakob

pffft ‘this will be enjoyable’ my ass-

don’t laugh at me >:V

yeah i don’t think saying ‘don’t be absurd!’ is going to help you, Jakob;;;

aaaand we’re finally let in the room yadda yadda ‘you’d be dead normally’ all that jazz

no seriously, Peri is surprisingly fitting for Camilla-

oh I know he just wants to kill Mikoto;;;

yep there goes the text again lmao

wow Jakob how did you bop Beruka on the back of your head with your hand way up there? :’‘‘D

sorry, Peri but uhhh Iago’s here to ruin your day;;;

.... I will kill you with a daikon this time just watch me, Iago >:V

aaand there’s Hans too

the egg is s u s p i c i o u s

off to the bottomless canyon! :D

‘Bottomless Canyon’, Owain Not ‘Ophelia’ :’D

what are you talking about man I bet you’d love to explore the depths of that place u edgy ne r d

no seriously Owain would be completely fascinated by the canyon look me in the eyes and tell me otherwise :’’’D

yeah, no shit

umm because it’s on the Hoshidan side of the border???? i hate fates’ writing lMAO :’’’’’D

yadda yadda border treaty and stuff

excuse u he is not that old >:V

aaand hans killed a guy g o o d j o b I’m gonna enjoy killing you with a daikon again

aiight then then we all gang up on Hans for being an idiot? that sounds like a plan

obligatory pair up tutoriaaaaaal

gonna let Hans go suicidal on the Hoshidans while I just sneak around

yep Hans is dead

time to use this dragon veeeiiin

hah

Corrin levelled up agaaain

if I soften you up here 

then Flora can take the kill and get some exp

eeeeehhh

well it’s better I guess ok his defence is down b/c of Owain’s personal

ah heck Owain got the kill lmao;;;; aaand he killed the other samurai too;;;; ya know what? let’s fight these sky knights to get more exp

hooooo and she learned Good Fortune!

aiight let’s seize the place now

the chapter is doooone

wh Saizo is Rinkah Rinkah went from Kaze to Saizo :’’’’’’D she’s oddly fitting for Saizo tho lol

yiiiiikes

here comes the Nohrian royaaaals

guys you’re all some wacky family I have lol

Peri nO

Oh Goddesses the way she murmured ‘I never lose’ was pretty dang unnerving;;;;;

whoooooo is Kageroooo :V

it’s Fu g a Takumi’s retainers are now Rinkah and Fuga w o w

hooooo man Takumi has 0 chill;;;;

aiight let’s bail

welp you spoke too soon, Owain;;;;

yup, he’s dead

aaand Hans gets his ass handed to him by Corrin w/ Dragon Fang

and Corrin gets dragged into the bottomless canyon by ganglari and lilith is there

time to go to the astral plaaaane aaaaand back into the real world :’’’D

to be ambushed by Felicia

yep, she’s dead

aaand that’s chapter 3! we’re finally getting there lol;;;;

aaaalll right let’s go on to Chapter foooouuur and see who Azura is, I do believe :V

sup Felicia

yeah “””“”bump””“”, you knocked me out cold :V

welp rest in pieces, Corrin hahah;;

Scarlet how are you not Dying of hypothermia in this snow

anyway off we go to Hoshido

sup bro ... I can’t tell what his class is lmao;;; is it Master of Arms?? maybe?

yeah i think he is a Master of Arms, sweeeeeet :V also heck yeah she did

I am 110% on board for this

oh hey it’s Mikoto :V

vanilla stuff about how Corrin was kidnapped and all that jazz

heck yeah boi

Takumi indoor voice pls

what a time for him to have the ‘I don’t trust you’ voice line hahahah;;;

welp time to go save Sakura and Oboro :’’’D

I already know the ‘truth’ but heck yeah man

.... ah hmm it froze;;;;;

welp I’ll brb I guess?? it’s a good thing that Scarlet and Felicia will only join in chapter 8 lmao

wait I don’t seem to be getting the tutorial on trading items I’ll brb again-

right trading should work now;;;

pffft

TAKUMI

also I still have Kaze and Rinkah and not Scarlet and Felicia because I had to play it normally and then use a battle save hahah;;;;

Sakura’s just one rounding everyone that comes near her lol

also Takumi looks A+ as a Swordmaster dang

yiiikes a Faceless made it to Oboro;;; she dodged it’s 74% chance to hit though :’’’D even though this game doesn’t run single rng like echoes, so that is Impressive

holy Hylia you guys you love your overkill, huh-

Sakura as Hinoka is 12/10 honestly

ooh free stuff coool

her little gasp aishdouhsdugsdilsg

please give her all of the pats

Oboro is so Good I’m love her

aiight time to use this last Dragon Vein

buddy, i’m still here

Kaze is kicking so much ass man;;;

awwww yeah sahn get wrecked

ooh it looks like Oboro is a Mercenary too :o

yyeah you did only have 9 HP left there;;;;

yIKES what’s with that face, Oboro? :’’’’D

she is s u s p i c i o u s also

there’s Sakura’s little gasp again isahdauhdiusgdiug

aww no don’t cry Sakura;;;

I don’t think is was a naginata more like some sort of bludgeoning weapon-

Big sister Sakura is A+++ have i mentioned that enough already?

heck yeah, Obro

sounds like a plan

oh right, they have to explain the Faceless

no seriously Sakura as Hinoka is just Perfect

how Fun

oh yeah we’re in Corrin’s old room now vaniiiiillaaaaa as all heck

maybe not but it’s time for ‘Azura’

it was dead silence, Corrin;;;

aaand animated cutscene .... I keep thinking she was just about to head into Valla before she realised you were there, idk

HOLY SHIT It’s freaking Kaze;;;;;;

pffffft wait don’t tell me he randomised into a ninja, like Kagero did or is it just because chapter 4 was being a jerk (t is, because it says in the output file that he’s supposed to be a different class;;;)

... I can dig it but at the same time I can’t because of reasons lmao;;; ah heck it, amirite? it’s a randomiser

as I said with Kagero in Birthright; they themselves are a Hoshidan ninja hahah

ashdaaskhsfikuagkidgaiksik //pats the green boi I’m glad that ur happy, man

please just protect him

aaaand that’s chapter 4! :’’’D I’m gonna hope that chapter 5 doesn’t bug the hell out lol;;;

I think I’m gonna have a quick look at the save file before I go to chapter 5 give me a sec- right I’ve removed Rinkah and Kaze from the army but I haven’t added Felicia or Scarlet in the hopes that they’ll add themselves;;;;

let’s find out

oh yeah vanilla cutscene explaining the throne that only has any sort of significance in Conquest hahaahahah;;;;; and Yukimura isn’t randomised eitherrrr

yis

his voice line was just ‘no.’ like dang Kaze u don’t need to be mean;;;

here comes the salty Nyx

and mah girl Oborooooo

yeah now Kaze is showing up as the right class lol

again with you saying you don’t trust me, Takumi :’’’’’D

now the pineapple is s u s p i c i o u s

ah yes that woman and her potatoes

(Kaze, no one’s hiding you don’t need to yell ‘Show yourself!’;;;;;)

I do kinda like that Kaze is now Azura b/c i’m biased as hell lol;;;; so it means we get to see him a lot more!!

here comes the shade

Nyx pls

you’re certainly sighing a lot, Nyx lmao;;;

... I never thought I’d see that face for Oboro while she’s also blushing w o w

... She’s the Hoshidan Peri with how quickly her demeanor changes iloveit

and there it is again;;;;;

hoo boi Mikoto gon’ Die tonight

yup she Dead

ah it seems we’re gonna have to do this chapter with like three people .... bring it on

oh yeah I guess the dragon’s there too :V

yep it’s just me Kaze and Oboro hahah;;;

Kaze you aren’t a songstress-

hooo boi misses all round

and Corrin one shotting enemies

... well it’s something at least;;;;

oh shit he dodged in the player phase :V

Iii’lll trade the Vulnerary over to Kaze and have him use it b/c he’s really low on HP;;;;

welp Takumi’s Dead

I can do this and then have Corrin fight the Wyrmslayer guy because it isn’t that much of a threat

... as cool as Kaze is as a Kitsune, I think I’m gonna change his class because I miss hearing him already lmao

hoo man ur gonna Die

yeah he’s very dead

//sigh well it’s the only plausible way to defeat him;;;

aaaand he Dead

animated cutsceeeeenes ... “(cries in pain)” it’s almost as hilarious as “(groans of increasing discomfort)” almost

... I wonder why Corrin only remembers then, tho, aside from Plot Convinience like the Bad Anime that this game is written like :V

oddly fitting to have the ‘don’t scare me like that!’ voice line hahah;;;

oh jeez thanks for forgiving me about trying to kill you in a blind rage so quickly hahah;;

hahah yeah it’s funny how I’m the only one who can turn into a dragon well aside from Jakob but he’s already pretty strange lol

yeah uhh Nohrians yeah :’’D

this is the third time you’ve said you don’t trust me, Takumi ;;;A;;;

here comes the fairly damn understandable SHADE from Nyx

hey, Nyx you can yell at me all u want but don’t be mean to the green bean >:V

just imagine ‘Don’t speak her name!’ starts playing or something ... sure just punch me in the heart why don’t you;;;

thank u Sakura but u know about the stages of grieving right-

well I mean she seems to have skipped the ‘denail’ stage and went straight to anger but still;;

wow Nyx’ voice just went super high pitched there hahahah

oh yeah time to get the (to be) Chainsaw

... I genuinely thought it was supposed to say the Fujin Yumi for a second lmao

but this is a freaking randomiser

heck yeah also I can’t tell exactly what Nyx’ class is but I think it’s a Troubadour?? idk but I hope she can heart seal into a bow user

hooo boi we’re almost there, everyone

all chill from Takumi has been thrown out the window as from this exact moment

oook so can you give me the dragonstone? :’D

please protect the green bean ple a s e

aaand that’s chapter 5! hooo boi we’re almost there, everyone just one more chapter to goooo

(OK so like, chapter 6 wasn’t randomised initially, and neither was the chapters after it it seemed, but I found out that this was because I mmmmay have done something wrong when setting it up, but it should all work now! :’’’D ... it only took an entire day to get it working;;;;)

the egg has retuuurned

yeah uhhh about that like, tons of people were already killed via collateral damage so you’re a bit late for that o<o;;;

she’s not just a commander, she’s the crown princess of Nohr hahah

Peri will you please stop making that fa c e-

‘sup Beruka

will I ever get used to Jakob as Elise? almost definitely not lmao;;;

pfft Peri’s voice line was just this offended sounding “(gasp) what?”

how about we just not side with anyone, how does that sound? :’’’D

animated cutscene that makes no sense given that none of the nohrian royals are... the actual nohrian royals lol

let’s go booiiiii

nnnno not really, man

imagine like how other Corrins must have felt once they had chosen Nohr or Hoshido when they realised they could have refused to chose a side lmao

‘we finish each others...’ ‘sentences’ ‘don’t interrupt me, Hoshidan filth’

HAH setsuna looks small because she isn’t on a mount lol

his voice line tho it was just ‘nOPE’ I love it Takumi’s voice is great

Takumi looks hella rad with the Raijinto tho

and so does Setsuna with the Siegfried :’D also it’s funny because I’ve already mentioned that they’re both archers lol

Setsuna no

TAKUMI also side note; it’s always so weird to see defence spelled with an ‘s’ instead of a ‘c’ lol

who will win!? Will they go Super Saiyan!? find out nEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z ... jk, immediately

but there are two groups close to us, Kaze :’’’D

are you s u r e a b o u t t h a t

ayyy Flora, where the heckle have ya been?

thanks man 2 units against like, six, isn’t exactly a Good Idea in the early game lol

we done did a Goof

I’m already in hell, why not go deeper, ya know??

thanks bro

OH YEAH there’s a turn limit on this one;;;;

oh, i should be careful of the fact that Flora has a Dual Katana :V

right let’s draw out the wyvern riders first b/c they’ll be easier to

oh shit son

ah, I should have him use a vulnerary, probably;;;

DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD I am full of dead memes today lol (then again, I am every day)

oh sh i t

yyyyyyyyyyIKES there he goes;;;;

right I really need to get rid of you and Corrin is big shielded, nice

what a time for the ‘woooow’ voice line hahah;;

y’all have No Chill, seriously then again you have Takumi for a High Prince lmao

this was actually insanely close lmao good thing she hit lol

because the Conquest route is nothing but bullshit and unwanted stress, especially in the late game;;;

wow you really weren’t paying attention lol

ok now is a better time for the ‘I don’t trust you’ line but come on, man oAo

or just continue to ignore what I’m trying to say that’s f i n e

aaaand you’re ignoring me too wow some Good Siblings you two are

‘no shit, Sherlock’ ‘... fuck you, Watson’

can I have corrin and kaze being jokingly passive aggressive pls thanks-

lmao when did you get here, Jakob-

true because Takumi and Setsuna are both being stubborn idiots -3-

boi u don’t understand if I chose a side then I’ll lose u :’’’D it’s not like I have anything else to lose anyway lol

by being a Selfish Asshole, that’s how and mary sueing it almost as much as I would in Conquest

or... that works too lol

thank u green bean

‘no seriously, without you it’d just be me and Flora hahah;;;;’

aaaand the opening for Revelatioooon

aaaand here’s lilith

idk Flora, you’ve missed a lot I can turn into a dragon now, btw :V

of all the times for her to have the ‘I love you’ voice line lm a o ... wait i just realised that flora is also corrin-sexual like scarlet heeeeeeck we gon’ have to do some save editing for those paralogues, everyone-

off to the Astral Plane we goooo obligatory astral plane tutoriaaaaals and oh goddesses everything in the castle is laid out horribly;;;;

we’re going Izumite style boiiis because it’s a neutral country and i like the Aesthetic idk

anyway one last thing before we finally end this part it’s time for the Shitty Meme Gremlin™ to Rise

it’s time for that Sweet, Sweet Symbolism™ because have I mentioned that I am a sucker for it

aaaanyway we’re going off to chapter 7 next time! and finally beginning Revelation for real! :’’D