#if they requested gender neutral thats what i wrote.

[imaginethathaikyuu]

I’m sorry but I have so many people ask for SPECIFICALLY MALEs/o and all you say is there is no need for pronouns but you do female. Bffr

what

[rzyraffek]

Hii! I’d love to see some slasher possessive tendencies (nothing dramatic, just small things that show how obsessed they are with their s/o). And I’d love to see Brahms included please and thank you! 👀💕

Ello! Most of slashers are incredibly possessive😭 good luck with that.

Gender neutral s/o!

Slashers being obsessive and possessive of their s/o

Brahms

Physical touch. His hands are always on them. ESPECIALLY around when yall are around other people. Others have to know that they are together!!!

Goes with s/o EVERYTHERE. They must go to shop with them! Wanna go outside and walk in peace and silence in garden? Uhh nah he wanna go with you! Even if s/o asks nicley to leave tjem be he might spy on them :[

Will share everything with s/o! His clothes? Our clothes you mean! Please wear his shirts! Its also vice versa, s/o's jewellery and clothes are also his. They gonna catch him using their favourite cologne or wearing their jewellery!

Wants to hold hands 24/7, doesnt care if s/o sweats! He loves them too much~

Sometimes s/o can wake up and this guy will be glued to them! Im taking wrapped arms and legs around them and s/o can feel his chest moving up cuz its so close😭

Asa Emory

Bro is not letting them leave his warehouse. Yeah sweetie he loves you but you are just too too perfect for him to let you go :[

Bonds by watching animal documentaries about bugs btw

Picks clothes for s/o. He takes your style and preferences in his mind but usually forgets and just buys what would look good on you (at least what he finds cute)

Not very clingy

Lets them paint his nails if they are nice enough

EXTREMELY jelous. S/o mentioned that some guy smiled to them when they were buying groceries? He will get offended😭

The hush

8 years later and I still have no clue what his name was??? Let's call him John because people seem to call him that

John will keep his hand AND eyes on them. Hands on their legs, shoulder, or just holding their hand (thats rare, normal affection with this Goober? Nahh)

Constantly staring at them, looming around and looking what they lover is up to (up to no good surely)

Makes them play video games with him or watch them play

Checks their phone when they are asleep cuz he gotta know everything

Micheal Myers

👁👁

No touching, no verbal nor physical affecion

Dude will hit them with 👍 on daily basis

He seems like he doesnt care, like he has them around for no reason. But of God, this guy knows everything about them. He watches them daily. You can't find Micheal? Oh dont worry sweetie he is keeping you safe, just dont look thrue window :3

Extreme jelousy, s/o can bearly talk to people😭

Okay okay I lied with no touching, its just rare! Sometimes he rests his head on top of theirs or puts his hands on their shoulders or hips

If s/o makes something from him (like drawing, peace of jewellery. Hell, even if they gift him random rock or something) that dude if gonna wear it till the end of the world, even if it breaks off? He has pockets or tape. Even if s/o skill improved and they made better? The more the marrier, he wants all!

Billy Lenz

Gets jelous when s/o gives too much affection and love to their pet

Lays on top of them

Bites, licks, woofs? As a sign of affection and love

He wants the bite marks or Hickeys to be visable so s/o friends know that they are taken!

Not as extreme as Micheal or Asa. S/o could have 2week trip to Egypt and as far as he gets to call them whenever he wants, he is fine

I still remember one time that someone requested Billy Lenz fic, asking for 'sloppy toppy' and it was 4 am and I didnt know what it was so I googled it and I kinda laughed very loudly and my mom woke up and took my pc away for month :( I wrote the fic btw

Anyways, barks at people when he gets jelous

Some of their behaviours might sound toxic or are literal red flag, but POOKIE THOSE ARE MURDERS😭🙏😱 idk if I still got the skill to write, it was a wild 8month break

[simp-ly-writes]

What Would You Do?

─────── · · A The Comment Section (spin-off / pt.4.5)

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: In this standalone part, everyone finds out how Spencer seems to know you better than you know yourself and the comments go wild over it. It's still recommended that you read the series for the full effect.

─ · · TAGS: standalone, gender-neutral pronouns, social media au, attempt at comedy, light swearing, fluff, mutual pinning.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | PART ONE | PART FIVE

─ · · A/N: thank you so much to the wonderful @sserendiipiity for this idea and sorry it took so long to write this! All original images belong to their owners, my work is my own. Asks are open for Smosh!

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Being in front of such a small crew was refreshing besides the hundreds of workers you were starting to get used to for your up-and-coming movie entrance. Still to this day, you didn't know how you landed such a part with all of your acting history coming from youtube but nevertheless as Courtney called you all to take your positions; a newfound anxiety found its way into your mind. This episode was solemnly focused on you and how well your fellow cast members and friends knew you.

Soon the heat of a thousand LEDs made you start to sweat as you smiled at the camera and introduced this weeks episode, "Hey guys, welcome to what would (name) do. And here today I am with my friends Trevor, Amanda, and of course, Spencer. Yes, we have been reading your comments everyone-"

The crew in the background began to laugh as Spencer shook his head with a small smile, foot taping yours from underneath the table as you waited for everyone to finish. "-and Spencer and I will be going back to our regularly scheduled content together. But thats besides the point! I am going to be reading these question cards that I totally wrote and your goal is to guess my answer. So if I said, 'Who do you think if the last person I messaged?" You all would answer..."

Putting the cards down quickly and going for your phone, you rolled your eyes at yourself for seeing who, as always was at the top of your history. Head now in your hands- knowing how quickly the fans would clip this next moment. Courtney began to count down behind the camera, voice trying to hide her giggles as everyone knew the answer right away.

Picking yourself up and trying not to make eye contact with anyone at the table, Courtney didn't even get a chance to hit one as both Trevor and Amanda have already flipped over their boards, arrowheads pointing towards Spencer with large grins strapped across their faces.

"And why do you think its you Spencer" you ask, not even having to look to look as you stare into the camera with a straight face. "Because we are each others conscious?" Spencer answers matter-of-factly, the smile he sends you breaks your character as you announce one point each before moving on to the next question.

"Okay, If I could learn any skill and be super good at it, what would it be?" You take a second after reading the card, unsure of your own answer as you look around the room for any ideas. Peering down the table, everyone seems to be writing a lot as you tap your marker lid against the table. Courtney begins to count down once more as Trevor rapidly erases his answer and writes down a new one as you raise your brow curiously before marking down your own.

"Let's see these answers, because I am unsure myself."

Trevor goes first out of the line, "I had a few ideas but I think I remember talking to you about being a better driver... that or being a quicker reader."

"I completely forgot about that- I would agree, being able to read and remember scripts super quickly would be awesome. Let's see what everyone else wrote down though, Spencer?"

"Well I said that you want to learn everything about music. I know that you always have wanted for some groups to make one more album or for others to pick up their sound. But what if you could make your own music just how you want it to sound?"

"Fuuucckkk, thats so good!" you moan out, trying to imagine everything you could make before your eyes flash back open in horror. You clasp your hands over your mouth before throwing your head back laughing as Spencer shoves your shoulder, "Not in front of the cameras!" He points dramatically at every single one as you grip his shoulder trying to calm yourself as he two joins your laughter.

Amanda had erased her answer by the time you two caught your breaths as Courtney asked off-camera why. "This game is what you kids would say, rigged. Like what am I going to say thats topping thing one and thing two here? But I was going to say skateboarding," Amanda responds in a lighthearted tone.

"Skateboarding?" Trevor asks, eyebrow raised as you nod your head, curious to learn the answer. "I don't know! I just thought it would be something cool that you would like to be really skilled at."

"I mean... it would be pretty cool. I could be all Tony Hawk Skate Park all around the office," you voice, picturing a future video idea before giving points out to Spencer.

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The video continues as expected, your fellow cast mates mocking annoyance and play-fighting amongst one another as Spencer nails question after question, often answering better than the answers you come up with for yourself about yourself.

At some point, Amanda and Trevor had tackled Spencer to the ground, begging him for answers as he held his hands, glasses askew as you sat and watched from your chair, tears stringing down your face as you hunched over, your stomach hurting from laughing so much as Courtney yelled for break, you all taking your fourty minutes to grab drinks and snacks at the cart.

"You do know how crazy the comments are going to be underneath the video, "OMG I ALWAYS KNEW SPENCER AND (NAME) WERE MARRIED'" Amanda mocks in an obnoxious girly tone as you shake your head, knowing her words to be all true true as Spencer leans down and steals a bite from for sandwich. You glare playfully at him as he turns around chewing, going to find Alex to ask how the other shoots are going back at Smosh Games.

"Well, its better than the hate. I thought I was actually going to get fired or killed if we didn't release that video soon enough," you respond a bit tensely as Trevor flicked your forehead. "Hey, none of that, (name). We all would've made sure it never came down to that."

Amanda nods in agreement as Spencer rejoins you both. He places his chin on your shoulder, asking you quietly, "How're you doing?"

"Better," you respond with a small smile, taking in his equally tired expression as you ask him the same question. He hums out positively before leading you both back in front of the camera.

As soon the red dot starts to flicker in your face once more and before you can finish the question, Amanda had already stood up, chair screeching against the floors as the table shook from her enthusiasm as she screamed out her answer. "Describe what you think I would wear tomorrow-"

"SOMETHING OF SPENCERS AND JEANS, where are my points?! Take THAT SPENCER!" Amanda dances for the camera, fingers flipping the man off as you hide behind the board, giving her the point as no one else bothers to answer.

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"And for our second to last question today..." you all were starting to grow loopy. After a full day of shoot after shoot, you all started screaming out random things at one another, sometimes without context and the outline of a gameshow had gradually turned into a shouting fest. "...Fuck, Marry, Kill-"

"SPENCER, SPENCER, SPENCER," Alex shouted from off-camera, chest raised proud of his throw-back answer to an earlier episode as Amanda wheezed out, Trevor throwing his board for the bit, "that was going to be my answer too!"

Spencer's ears had flared bright red as he started off into the distance. You hide your face in your hands once more, shoulders rising and falling with silent laughs before managing to read the rest of the actual question left.

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By the end of the shoot, Spencer had one as he raised your hands together cheering before taking a bow to the crew and then the camera. "Well, to no one's surprise, Spencer won todays episode but I have to say, you all surprised me with your answers. It feels so good to know I have all of you as my friends. And to all of those watching at home, be sure to check back in the next few days to find the new content we have cooking up. Bye!" You all wave towards the camera's before the screen shuts of to black.

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A few weeks later...

🔔 Smosh Pit just posted! watch now?

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What Would (name) Do?

Smosh Pit ✓ [Subscribed] Like 132k | Dislike | ... 8.29M subscribers 430k views 1 day ago you'll never guess who wins this episode! click to read more

3,333 Comments

username01 1 day ago The team was COOKING on this video. username11 1 day ago Well, this is one way to shut us all up and goddam it I'll take it all! username44 1 day ago Anyone else had to pause this video multiple times to look at the camera in their room and scream BC this was TOO much for little ol'me to handle. username13 12 hours ago "You'll never guess who wins," - yeah right. ▼ 50 replies ↳ username88 4 hours ago IKR? The bigger shock would have been if Spencer was banned from participating hahaha. ↳ username20 12 hours ago Kinda feel like he should've been. I mean the cast was taking it great but it must get kinda annoying how he knows every answer. Some even seemed like (name) didn't even know themselves! ↳ username54 30 minutes ago This is concrete evidence to the (yourshipname) case, these two idiots belong together. username73 12 hours ago I am salivating over all of the edits I know will come from this video. Where is @ (yourshipname)updates when you need them? ▼ 1 reply ↳ (yourshipname)updates ✓ 10 hours ago I am here and am happily overworked! We are eating good folks! username52 30 minutes ago Trevor and Amanda pinning Spencer to the ground with (name) cry-laughing in the background was not a meme format I thought I needed. I can't wait for the next Who Meme'd It!! username14 1 day ago "Spencer, Spencer, Spencer" - Alex Tran 2024 username02 just now I honestly thought they would all be quicker to name Spencer as (name)'s lest message. Like whenever they are not actively filming I swear I see them smiling at their phones in the background of videos. username05 23 hours ago (name) and Spencer: try not to fall in love. difficulty? impossible. username66 15 minutes ago Amanda calling the game "rigged" was so good. BC let's all be real here, this was fan service at its finest and i'm not even upset about it. username70 1 day ago The fact that they kept (name)'s: "Fuuucckkk, thats so good!" in is shocking to say the least. These edits about to be straight WILD. username23 14 hours ago There's literally to much to comment about, I am going insane. username80 1 hour ago "SOMETHING OF SPENCERS AND JEANS, where are my points?! Take THAT SPENCER!" Amanda has confirmed what we all believe people, let us all thank her in the comments below \/ ▼ 44 replies ↳ username54 30 minutes ago Yes, thank you dear Amanda!! ↳ username90 30 minutes ago I love confirmation bias. ↳ username54 just now I love how Spencer wasn't even mad. Like bro was damn smug about that fact while (name) was blushing so hard thinking none of us would ever catch on XD

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─ · · A/N: I am kinda obsessing over (name) and Spencer...

─ · · TAGLIST: @lisiliely @missflufffanfics @little-stitious-studios

[generational-atrophy]

Hi!!!!!!

Can I request the main 8 with a poet/writer s/o?

The main 8 find their s/o's poems or writing about them and it's like how much they love them !!!

(hopefully this makes sense :D have a nice day!

Also your writing super coolio )

hetalia allies + germany with a s/o who's a writer

1.6k words ~ gender neutral heacanons + mini scenarios

tw: swearing, thats it!

a/n: i believe this is after the cutoff so its only 6 characters sorry! also ty :)

America

Alfred may not seem like it, considering his less-than-stellar attention span, but he can be quite an avid reader if he wants to be.

In fact, when he was travelling the western frontier, he often wrote poems himself.

He loves your work, (he’s always the first one showing up on release day!) but he doesn’t love how much time it takes away from you.

Seeing you exhausted and frustrated after a long night, trash can filled with discarded drafts, just breaks his heart. He’ll make sure your office is always stacked with 

Alfred wasn’t usually so easily swayed by cheesy romances, despite his sweet soft for them. But now, reading your book, he couldn’t help flushing at every interaction his favourite couple had.

The one he was reading now, well, it just took the cake. Spending the day wandering East Potomac Park? It was something out of his dreams- just endlessly… familiar?

Wait, hadn’t he done that recently with you?

Oh.

He set the book aside, burying his face in his hands as he blushed wildly.

Guess the blue-eyed, blond love interest hero was a bit more than a stereotype after all.

England

Ah, a writer. Arthur has long admired the literary arts, having many a classic writer come from his home. Yes, he’d quite enjoy someone like that.

He loves reading your work, regardless of what it is, but he’d prefer you read it to him. Then he can get all of your silly little notes along with it. Just for him <3

Although he wouldn’t appreciate you spending all day working. He’s not needy usually, but by the time you two go to bed, he’s DESPERATE for your attention.

He tries not to disturb you, though.

From the moment he picked up your work, he could tell where your inspiration for the main love interest came from. Sandy-haired, green eyes, tall but not too tall, always how you had described him.

Of course, that made his reading even more of a joy.

The only thing that bothered him was how the protagonist described themself. Always dismissed, below-par, never worthy of his love. Now, that just wouldn’t stand.

So he began to write as well. In between the margins, on attached papers, on the sides, everywhere. Correcting every disparaging thought.

Then when he finished, he handed the book back to you, with a cheeky comment.

“It was absolutely wonderful, my love.”

Whether you ever saw the notes or not didn’t matter. He had made the book even more perfect, at least to himself.

France

As said before, Francis is a very artsy guy. Very artsy. Although he’s not always skilled at making art himself… so having another artist would help with that.

He’s absolutely the number one collector of your works. Every scrap, every trashed draft, every misprint, he’s keeping everything.

He’s also pretty ok with how much time it takes! It gives him time to relax, or maybe even join in working on creative projects.

Although he would insist on regular breaks. Fortunately, Francis is a hedonist at heart, so those breaks will always provide much inspiration.

True beauty is rare. Living for so long had proven that time and time again for Francis. It isn’t natural, it isn’t easy, and it never lasts. But…that doesn’t make the pursuit of it any more meaningless.

Even more rare than its existence, is the constant presence of it.

But when he read your poems, venerating and elucidating your own feelings, he felt as if he had found it. God, it was beautiful. Your words, unlike any other’s he had read in his many years, made him feel as if he was falling in love all over again.

Instantly, he was transported into your shoes, viewing himself in a light that had never been shone on him before.

He wasn’t entirely sure what to do with himself now. It felt wrong- wrong to not give absolute reverence to this piece of art.

If he had had access to the Louvre, he would’ve kept it there. But, well, his kitchen wall would have to do for now.

China

Finally, some good fucking talent. He's very excited about his S/O being an artist! He's not much of one himself these days, but it's good to see the youth catching up to the old masters.

As much as he loves you, he's very opinionated. Everything you write he either LOVES or HATES. Though he's always excited to show off his favourites of your works, he's very proud of you.

Though he absolutely is not stand by while you spend all day sitting around and writing. Get off the couch and come with him, you're never gonna write anything real good if you don't have any life experience!

Because of that, he's gonna be a little hesitant to cater to you while you're writing.

Your last work was good, to be sure, but nothing like this. Your newest release blew him off his feet with ease, captivating him with every turn of the page. One of his favourites, he thought to himself, that'll be one he'd have to return to.

The only problem was that it was almost over already. He wasn't that much of a fast reader, was he? Well, I guess it's easy to go quickly if you love it.

And love it he did, to the very last page. Wait, this is the last page, isn't it? Why are there three more?

He flipped through them, his eyes quickly widening as he read the last page.

A love letter? To... him?

“Is this in every edition?” He asked you shakily, looking to you for reassurance.

“Yeah?”

“That's...”  He brought a hand to his mouth, covering his blushing cheeks  trying to hide the tears welling in his eyes, “That's such a waste of paper...”

Russia

Frankly, Ivan doesn't care much what you do. The most exciting part of you being a writer to him is just that you'd need to spend plenty of time at home.

But he'd always read your work. (Especially rough drafts, he's really good at being blunt but not mean.) And as time goes on, he'll fall in love with your talent more and more. Despite his country's many famous writers, he thinks none of them stack up to you.

He wouldn't mind how much time you dedicate to your craft, but he'd make sure to take good care of you while you're writing. He's truly very worried about you withering away in that desk chair of yours...

“Oh, I absolutely loved the part where-“

Ivan had been ranting for hours, going over every single detail that had caught his eye. Every time he thought of something new, it would lead to another excited train of thought. But there was one thing they all had in common... he really loved one character.

”He's strong!“ He'd gush, ”He's kind, and loving, and I just want him to have a happy ending!“

You let him explain over and over again how much he looked up to this character, wanting to change to be more like him in every way.

But it wasn't until he calmed down a little bit that you felt it was time to reveal the truth.

”Yeah, you know... he's based on someone I know.“

”Really? Who? I must meet him!“ He clasps his hands together in excitement.

”You, you big dummy.“

He pauses for a moment, his smile fading. He looks upset for a moment, trying to figure out how.

”But... but I am none of those things.“

”You are to me. I mean, whenever I thought about you... I'd just write that character.“

He laughs awkwardly, “You are joking, right?”

“No, of course not. You're strong... and you're kind....” he shifts away from you, tears welling in his eyes, “You're loving... and... and I'll give you a happy ending, ok?”

Before you can react, he wraps his arms tightly around your waist, burying his face in your hair.

”Promise?“

”Promise.“

Germany

Ludwig would definitely love a S/O who writes. Mostly for one specific reason, though. Writers, well, they see the world in a different way. Whether that be in a more romantic, more objective, or more sympathetic way, he doesn't care. He wants to talk things through with someone like you.

He wouldn't be a total fanboy, but he'd still love your work.  Although, he might not show it the way you want... it's hard for him not to criticize. He wouldn't be too harsh though!

He wouldn't mind how much you get sucked into your writing either. He knows what it's like to be dedicated to your craft, and he won't bother you too much.

Ludwig had never been an emotional person. Never, not once, throughout his many years was he truly moved to tears by fiction. Art depicting real life? Of course, many times. But he simply never found fiction as compelling as reality.

That was, of course, until he read your own works. Now, going through what you had so effortlessly created, he couldn't help tearing up at nearly every turn of events.

The way you were about to put him into the character's shoes without him even realizing, forcing him along the same journey they had gone through. It was... stunning, to say the least.

But when one of the characters began to fall in love, it was like nothing he had experienced before. Not because of any significant jump in quality, but just because... you had written it.

For a moment he sat in silence, pondering the book when he realized.

Was this what it felt like for you to fall in love with him?

It sent a chill down his spine. No, he didn't feel any differently, not at all. But... he had assumed you couldn't possibly love him as much as he loved you. Except... now?

Well, if this was how you had felt. He couldn't possibly let you go anytime soon.

[miniaturecollectiveendermen]

omfg so this is for @strawberrylabs birthday which was a month ago school has overtaken my life and i havent been able to work on any reqs or really anything except school i am so sorry to anyone whos requested and i still havent done the request - im trying my best to finish them but final year is very hectic

anyways without further ado~!

how they celebrate your birthday !!

ft. nagi seishiro, bachira meguru and kaedehara kazuha

!!WARNINGS!! gender neutral reader / no pronouns mentioned no actual warnings just pure fluff

nagi seishiro

so nagi

my husband

we all know how he is, he's very lazy and does not like putting effort into things

he loves you very much but he doesn't have the energy for anything

honestly a part of me feels like he'd forget about your birthday and reo would have to remind him

when he remembers its your birthday he'll do a little something

i think he'd by you a little gaming console as your gift so you could play games with him

this man cannot cook to save his life so dont expect him to cook you dinner

but he would order some food and light a small candle and make it look like a cute romantic dinner date

he only puts effort into / pays attention to things he likes

and he likes you a lot :)

after the dinner he'll drag you to bed and cuddle with you

and once he's latched on to you good luck getting him off he'll be on top of you cuddling you

and this man is h e a v y

tall muscle man

if you need to get up for whatever reason youll either have to pry him off or beg till he gives in (which will take a long time so you better start prying his arms off your body)

i like to think he likes wearing oversized hoodies so he can pull them over your head and the two of you can cuddle in his hoodie

my skrunkly baby mwah mwah i love him

bachira meguru

this rat /affectionate

this man would do SO MUCH for your birthday

imagine coming home from work / school and the entire house is decorated

like there's balloons everywhere and confetti

oh and a giant pile of gifts

you'll do a double take when you see the huge gift pile "meguru darling! what is this-" you call out to him "hun!! you're back!!" he pops his head into the room

he has a giant grin on his face and he's wearing a little party hat

he runs over to you and spins you around in a hug and puts a little crown on your head

"come on i have so much planned for today!"

he doesn't even let you get a word in he just drags you off

you have an amazing birthday

he makes you open all the presents while he records because he wants to show his mom his amazing partner

most of the gifts are very sweet and things you wanted

but there will be a couple of… odd- gifts

like a single sock

idk don't ask

anyways!

this man will literally tell you he's proud of you for being born

10/10 very good boyfriend

kazuha

kazuha my love

so as we know from what beidou said when she introduced him flowers come out of his mouth the moment he speaks

so just be prepared for that

i think kazuha would write poems for and about his s/o all the time and that includes a special birthday poem for you

if at the time of your birthday youre out at sea with the alcor crew then your birthday will be celebrated by the whole crew all together

its a very lively and fun celebration

but afterwards (when most of the crew passed out) kazuha will take you to a part of the ship where no one else is

the two of you will sit in the moonlight and he'll sing? recite-? idk but he'll tell you the poem he wrote for you

the two of you will have a nice romantic moment

the two of you might end up falling asleep together on the ships deck under the moonlight

AN// ohkay! thats done now

i hope you like it beloved <33 and others who read hope you enjoy too~!

i am now going to go work on other requests while im still in the groove

[xoxostarzzz]

Something Stupid like ‘I love you.’ (2)

- ranchuu and reader (chuuya x ranpo x reader

- enemies to lovers

- slowburn

- gn!reader (gender neutral reader)

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An hour later, you finally left the cafe, and you’re currently sitting at your desk. You have music playing through your headphones, trying to not think about your annoying co-worker who finds entertainment in your suffrage. You kept doing the papers you were assigned, looking at papers you’ll have to figure out a bit of the mission for. Then someone will do them, except a lot of these are made for you. A lot of people only want you to do the mission they had sent out. You kept doing your work, but paused the music when you got a phone call from the wired phone on your desk. You took off your headphones, and put your pen down on the pile of papers. Brought the phone up to your ear, and took a blank piece of paper out, pen up again. Ready to write the mission down if thats what it is.

“Hello, this is [Full Name], from the Armed Detective Agency. How can I help you?”

You did your usual run by, it was a mission liked you thought. You wrote down all the intell given by the caller, it had enough information to be done now. Just one problem, not only was it decently far to where you’ll have to take the train - but they wanted you and Ranpo. You were obviously annoyed with this, and saw a few of your co-workers snickering at your glare towards the phone. You pretended to be unfazed by the pairing though, and kept up the customer service voice.

“Okay, got it, thanks.”

You put the phone down. The mission was for a wanted criminal, they’ve heard screams from around their house and thought you and Ranpo would be best to look at it. Ranpo to find out the criminal, you to take care of the whole thing (and because of the train situation). You sighed as you finished the last of the information you may need, and made a copy of it - you put that copy on Ranpo’s desk. It wasn’t unusual, you two have to go in a lot of missions together, people see Ranpo as the brains and you as the brawn, you just don’t want to have to spend more time with him. The cafe was more than enough to you, you don’t want more than that.

Ranpo had his eyes closed, eating a pink lolipop, legs up on the desk and one arm behind his head, other holding the lollipop. He opened his eyes when he was able to feel your irritation, partially before completely. He grabbed the paper childishly, not caring about crumbling it - and only read the top part before taking a break. He just read ‘On Mission- [Full Name] and Ranpo Edogwa. He also read the tiny bit under, which had said ‘Centeral of Yokohoma, possible serial killer’. He could honestly care less, and kept eating without any mind of the worried people and possible victims in Centeral Yokohoma. You gave a dissaproving look at the act, and started to go to your desk to get ready for the mission, he asked you a question without looking towards you from behind.

“So are we working together or are you just gonna sit back and watch?”

This was obviously intended to annoy you, and you can’t deny that it had worked. But, you payed it no mind, and just grabbed your stuff and paper, walking out the door, not waiting for Ranpo to follow you.

“You’ll find out by reading the rest of the paper like you’re supposed to. Now hurry up so we can get this over with.”

He looked at you with no exact emotion expressed, and carried the paper, his glasses, put his hat on, and followed. You realize that that had been plenty of an answer with him, since he’s so perfect. He now know’s that you’re working with him. This would confuse most people, why would Ranpo work with someone else? Well, he wouldn’t, atleast thats what you think. You do know that there was just so many requests for Ranpo and You that he really had no choice but to work with someone. But, many of them came from the same sender which seemed odd, why would someone want you two to work together that badly? You can’t even tell the sender’s information since it’s completely anonymous with no trace.

You stopped thinking about that goody two shoes, you have a mission to do. Regardless if your partner is the worst man you know, well, one of the worst. There’s still Nakahara, atleast with him you’re sure you both hate eachother. He doesn’t have to be all mind fucking like Ranpo. Ranpo finds immense joy in making you question everything because of the little answer you have of him. He really only does this with you too, which is probably just because you two are close. You’re now both out of the agency’s building, Ranpo decides to be as kind as cutting off your train of thought,

“So who’s the mission requested by?”

You side glance at him,

“Didn’t I tell you to read it? Whatever. I have no idea, it’s another one of those anonymous sender’s. They sent an email a while ago too, which also can’t be traced.”

“Really..? How odd…”

That’s what you’re talking about. You can’t tell what he’s playing at or what it means because we’re talking about Ranpo Edogwa here. He can either just be horribly lying, or have a huge plan that seems like the easiest thing ever for him. So, you can’t just assume - no matter how obvious it may seem to you or others. In fact, he probably wants you to assume. The more you assume the farther off you are, that applies to everything somehow, really. But, that doesn’t matter. You’ve been thinking about this for so long that you’re already now walking into the train station. The whole time Ranpo has just been humming and eating more candy and all his junky crap.

You two stop walking and sit on a bench, waiting for your train to come. He gives his candy some more attention before giving you some stupid smirk that shows his stupidly sharp teeth. You glance at him again, but this time your eyes are more narrowed to a glare,

“What now?”

He stops smirking and just ignores you, he’s so infuriating. You make some ‘tsk’ sound with your tongue, and look at the paper, you then realize..

“Ranpo.”

All you get is a small head turn while his eyes were closed again.

“We’re going to the Centeral of Yokohoma, which is close to the Port Mafia. They could be involved.”

To be honest, most would assume he would have thought this through my now. But whenever there’s a mission for the two of you he doesn’t really try at all. It’s almost as if he got these missions first and just changed them up so the both of you go instead without him asking you and hurting his huge ego and pride.

“Guess so, what about it?”

You ignore that comment, he probably figured you weren’t gonna answer in the first place. How you feel is obvious to all of the agency, it’s Nakahara. You two hate eachother, and since he’s so strong and highly ranked in the Port Mafia, he could be apart of this mission. You aren’t afraid of him in the slightest, you just truly want nothing to do with him at all. Let alone have to deal with him and Ranpo at the same time, that sounds like your worst nightmare. But you stop thinking about stuff that doesn’t matter again, and instead look in front of you. The train is now here, and you have no choice but to get up with Ranpo, and on it instead. You two sit in the back, it’s slightly higher up compared to the other seats. Ranpo falls asleep while waiting for the train to stop, you look out the window.

If it’s a Port Mafia memberer, you’d have to fight them. But you’d rather not have it be Nakahara because you would then have to use your ability. If it’s another memberer you shouldn’t have much of a problem, but you would perfer it to not be someone from the Port Mafia because then you would have to stop the alliance between the two of you. Missions come first, that’s how it is. The agency can’t just tell someone they can’t help because of the alliance, that would give off a bad reputation to the agency. If it’s someone from another group like the Guild, that would also be a problem because you would have to go against them with the Port Mafia, you’d also have to see and work with Nakahara.

You now see out the window, the tall building of the Port Mafia. You roll your eyes at the thought of possibly having to see Nakahara. The train stops at another station, which is in the Centeral of Yokohoma. You get up, and stretch. The people around you are all in front, and start leaving. You stop stretching, and look at Ranpo. You attempt to wake him, with a couple name calls and shakes. All are unsuccessful though, so you have to take matters into your own hands. Which, you were NOT happy with. But, oh well. You have a mission to do after all.

You put an arm under his two legs, and another supporting his head. All of his stuff is in his coat pockets, you carry him bridal style. You didn’t want to, and you would prefer leaving him on the train, but you know you need him for the mission.

You carry him out of the train, a small smirk is on his face

[yanderu-deredere]

a/n: *meme voice* anotha one. i feel bad that fujio's is a bit shorter so sorry abt that. hopefully the longer bit at the end makes up for it! that last bit is also for that one anon that asked for a mating press and i didnt deliver: welp, here's ur mating press finally lol!

hopefully, after this one, ill post a couple more yandere profiles and then a couple more of these ones and then hopefully ill have more fans request 🥺👉👈 i mean it would be nice but if not i will write my own stuff

warning: gender neutral reader but it's implied that reader is feminine and smaller than fujio (cus that's his usual type but it's not a deal breaker), mentions of porn, sleezy descriptions of the reader, no mentions of reader genitalia but mentions of fujio putting his dick into an 'entrance', mentions of putting his babies (semen) in his baby (reader) LMAO

fujio watanabe ★ profile

there's only four places you can meet him because this loser has only four places (in general) he goes to on a daily basis

the creamery, the docks, the gym and the ring

most likely, though, if you're going to be his darling, you're going to meet him in the gym

he's going to be training. it'll probably be an arm day or something; he's sitting with his elbow on his knee and some heavy dumbbell in his hand when you walk in

and you're some small pretty (gender neutral) thing that looks a little lost among the muscle bound jock types and the body builders

he'd come over to help you but the sadist in him wanted to see you struggle

he doesn't end up seeing that because you actually know what the hell you're doing. you look super lost among the machines but you know your way around the dumbbells and the olympic plates

it's not like super weights; you don't lift as hard as he or his brother does but you get damn close for a pretty little thing like you

he's not quite so hooked yet, though, just intrigued

i wrote this in fujio's lil profile thing but one of the requirements to be fujio's darling is that he wants to be able to not walk on eggshells around you, if that makes sense?

and then, you're meeting up with a friend in the practice boxing ring and the two of you are doing a little sparring

he's more than just a little intrigued now

the entire time you've been moving around the gym, he's been following you as subtly as he can, using the machines around you, doing his sets discreetly as he watches you

that's how he finds out that you're an up and coming underground fighter, just like him. that you're making your way up the ranks, that your friend introduced you into the life and you're hooked into the adrenaline of it all and into the money

and then fujio sees you after your practice match, when you're all sweaty and panting?

thats when he's hooked

You knocked your head back, tipping the gatorade bottle till the whole thing was empty.

Fujio watched the entire time; he watched as some of your drink trickled from the corner of your mouth, watched the skin of your throat bob up and down, watched the sweat glisten on your face.

You're sexier than most porn he usually goes to when he's horny. Hell, you're sexier than most of the people he fucks on a biweekly basis. When he first saw you, your looks made him doubletake but now, you had an allure to you that he couldn't deny.

He had never found someone so breathtaking before but he definitely found you absolutely mesmerising. That's how he knew you had to be the person he'd been looking for.

He had to have you.

fujio will definitely stalk you after that time

he'll practically have your schedule memorised and will build his schedule around that, plus he'll visit your house and any matches you have

you struggle through your matches but you're a scrappy fighter and fujio has always loved a good underdog

and you're one hell of an underdog

it makes him root for you hard and fall for you even harder

after a while, he decides that he gets bored of it. he doesn't want to watch other people beat you up anymore. he wants to... protect you

he's never felt the need to protect other people before, nobody's ever pulled those instincts out of him

but then, there you were

eventually, he'll try his best to pull as many strings as possible so that the two of you can have a match together

the best underground fighter in lovelock and this up and coming scrappy fighter

it wasn't even a match lol it wasn't a match, it was a blood bath

and now, finally, you were his just like he wanted

Fujio had the broadest, most devilish grin on his face when he looked down at you, his hands gripping the backs of your knees as he practically folded you in half.

He was a pretty hefty man already but with him putting this pressure on you like this, you couldn't even struggle or escape. All you could do was let him manhandle you and take whatever he gave you.

And, from the expression on his face... well, you weren't sure you'd like what wanted to give you. Hell, he was looking at you like how a starving man would look at a roast pig.

"Le'me just--" He didn't even hesitate, just shifted his weight to press the blunt head of his cock into your entrance.

Without warning, he was just pressing in, pushing and pushing his fat cock into you. You shook your head, a whine and a whimper mixing in your throat, turning into some pathetic sound as it left your lips.

Fujio just laughed at you and kissed the corners of your eyes, where your tears piled up "Don' worry, darl', it'll feel so good."

And the worst part was that he was right. It did feel good. The weight of him on top of you, the way his cock speared past your walls, pushing you apart, filling you up, the way he was rough and gentle, big and all encompassing; all of it was too much and not enough all at once.

When he finally bottomed out, you let out a strangled gasp and he used the opportunity to grind his hips into yours urgently once, twice and then thrice, letting the blunt head of his dick rub at a spot inside you over and over. You were so close you could taste electricity in your veins--

"God, you feel like heaven--" Fujio presses a kiss against the shell of your ear, his gruff voice almost pushing you over the edge "You're so soft inside, baby, so soft. Could put my babies in you, huh? Put my babies in my baby."

He laughed at his own joke. "Fill you with my cum, mark you as mine forever and ever, huh?"

[woncherie]

anon asked: Ok but imagine the strawhat pirates trying to prepare luffy for his first date

genre: fluff, gender neutral reader

im currenrly reposting a few old stories i wrote some time ago from my old blog!! REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!

the strawhat pirates preparing luffy for his first date:

Ok so first things first every single member probably thinks you are nuts for agreeing to go out with their captain, but when they saw how happy you and Luffy were when you agreed to spend some time together they just couldnt help but smile, trying their best since they know how dense their captain can be.

After Sanji finally calmed down and stopped crying because Luffy got a date and he didnt, he and Nami are willing to teach him how to fucking eat like a normal person (in case you are going out to eat) because the way Luffy just crams a bunch of food into his mouth is not quite pleasant, no matter if its in front of his crush or in front of them.

But lets be realistic, after one and a half hours both of them would just give up because there is no way Luffy will use a fork or spoon correctly.

Usopp is the one responsible for taking care that Luffy showers properly, even if it means he has to get into that damn shower by himself and scrub his whole body. I think its no secret that Luffy barely showers, because... water? and Luffy? Nope, not gonna happen.

Robin and Zoro are not really interfering, just watching the whole rigmalore in front of them and smiling to themselves. They both think there is no need to change the way their captain behaves since you agreed to go out with the huge dork, not with a forced gentlemen, but instead of calming them down they both just watch the whole crew make a fuss. Its kinda like Luffys friends are more excited about the date then he is.

Franky is already searching for the fake mustaches they wore at dressrosa in order to follow you discreetly, thinking that this will truely disguise them. Plot twist: It doesnt.

Brook and Chopper are trying to convince him to change in some more appropriate clothes, but there is no way Luffy would change. He is comfortable in what he is wearing and he probably doesnt even own anything different than his colored shirts and blue shorts.

At the end of the day every one of his crew members got exhausted because there is no freaking way their captain will change and will become a gentlemen in less then half a day. Thats probably when Robin finally speaks up and calms everyone down.

You are probably in your own room, not noticing how the other members harassed Luffy the whole evening over, just trying to get ready by yourself, already excited to explore the new island you landed on some hours earlier with Luffy. At some point Nami even barges into the room, looking quite exhausted, asking if you are 1000% sure to go out with the gummy boy. And you are just like... Yes?? You are sure. At least you think you are lol.

Nami is giving Luffy some extra money to spend on the island - which is a very very bad idea actually since he will lose it in no matter of time or spend it on complete bullshit. Thats probably the reason why she also gave you a bit more money than usually, knowing that Luffy will throw it out of the window and you have to pay for him, but you dont mind at all.

Five minutes after you both left the ship to go explore the island, Franky showed up with the beards and hats in order to follow you and take care that everything is going smoothly. But no way would Robin let them leave the ship, no matter how much they begged or tried to convince her. She would even use her devil fruit powers in order to keep the other strawhat pirates on their ship. She just wants to respect your and Luffys privacy.

No one of them knows how the date was. They just sat on the Sunny all day, wondering about all the scenarios that could happen.

After some hours they finally hear your and Luffys voices again, even though its just a muffled dialogue since you are currently talking in front of the ship instead of climbing up. Even Zoro became curious on how it went, every single one of them looking down and trying to peek on both of you, reading your faces. The only thing they saw though was how you gave Luffy a big smooch on his red cheeks, and him showing you the biggest gummismile he has, giggling slightly. Even you could tell how the tense atmosphere upstairs left immediately, everyone smiling down on both of you, happy it went well.

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i hope you liked it aaaa english is not my first language so it may be a bit hard to read,, i hope you still enjoyed this small fic <3

[g00mbers]

Can I please request a Sunnydrop x flirty reader? Fluff plz

Sun/Daycare Attendant x Flirty Reader

(Reader is Gender Neutral) (also i'm still taking requests so feel free to ask for anything)

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As days went by you must say you were pretty close to Sunny to the point where you were so comfortable around him that you started flirting without noticing at first , your words just came out smoothly everytime you saw him , and then you started doing it on purpose just to see how would they react.

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As your shift started , you calmly walked through the hallway and reassured yourself mentally that this day was going to be awesome before stepping into the Daycare , A few steps and you looked down to the playground to see Sun still cleaning the mess some toddlers left and decided to step down to make him some company , "Hey sunny!" You called out as it quickly turned around just as he finished cleaning the last spot and rushed towards you jumping excitedly "Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! You're here!! Was thinking you couldnt come to play but you're HERE!" as he wrapped you tightly into a hug almost picking you up , you keep forgetting how strong he is

"Woah hey! Feeling in a good mood arent we?" You teased as he let go and quickly examined your face before speaking "And how about you!? Aren't you just as HAPPY to see little ol me??" While he holded your shoulders bouncing around a bit , as you got a bit flustered but continued "Well i mean! Who wouldnt get happy to see such a cutie as you?" Sunny letting go of your shoulders and grabbed his own face in a silly way "Awww STOP it y/n!!!! You're SUPER kind!!!" , to be honest he wasnt good at realizing when you were flirting with him , or maybe it was the lack of expression at his face that seemed to make him look so clueless

"SO What do you WANNA do uh! Uh!! Oh-  OH we could plan tomorrow's activities for the kids!!!! No you're probably too occupied... OR MAYBE we could repaint the puppets! OR OR-"

As he continued to ramble on you were just staring kinda admiring him , lost in your own thoughts while you smiled a bit at how excited he was to do stuff with you , suddenly you felt a pair of hands shaking you as you snapped back to reality "Y/N! Y/N HELLOOO! Y/n to earth? Are you there?!" ,  as it startled you a bit "WOAH HEY! I'm ok , see?"

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"Oh THANK goodness you werent moving!" "So i'm guessing you ARE pretty busy! Poor Y/N! , so worked up and lost at their thoughts!!!" As he wrapped his arms around your shoulders in a comedic way

"I'm- i'm not busy actually! Yeah ,fun, we could go do those stuff you were talking about!!!!" As you spoke nervously trying not to mess up your oportunity on some quality time

-

"Oh Y/N Y/N thats perfect! Always so polite , let's go then! better follow me and dont get lost!" As he began climbing out of the playground and you followed him until reaching a big board with stuff wrote on it

Sun began writing some activity ideas on those sticky note pads and sticking it on the board "Puppet show!" He yelled showing off his idea as you chuckled at the presentation , "Ok.... how about also... clay activities! When i was a kid those were real fun!" As he put a finger on his chin thinking "Hmm , May need somebody to bring me CLAY then! Do you think you could to that tomorrow for me?????" As he stared at you trying to make puppy eyes but kinda failing at it , but god you couldn't say no "How could i ever say no to that face?" Chuckling and grabbing his cheeks

it was cold as you expected , as he only stared at you without saying a single word and seemingly melting into it "Who knew Y/N had such warm hands?????" "I like THAT!! Can i borrow them???" Pressing his hands into yours while holding his face ,  laughing while jokingly saying "hey no! Hand stealer!" Letting go of him , you sighned

-

"Well i think there's one activity missing" as you quickly grabbed a sticky note and started doodling something on it , Sunny staring moving his head like a curious dog trying to see what you were doing , you placed down on the board an ok-drawing of you kissing sunny on the cheek

-

As you awkardly finger gunned him and he took the sticky note almost screaming "Y/N I'M KEEPING this FOREVER" "WE look so adorable, i cant take it!! I think i'm going to explode!!" As sunny Passed his steps excitedly  " You're such an GREAT artist , When did you learn uh?!!!" It continued to ramble on , not noticing what it really meant

Soon as he finished that sentence you pulled his face gently but close to yours while he watched confused and then you pecked a kiss on his cheek as for the first time in your life you saw him look flabbergasted

" OH." The moment of realization that you've been flirting with him this whole time hit him like a truck as he flusteredly stumbled across his words "WELL- I. THAT'S , something" him holding your shoulders to maintain balance on his body , " could you , do that , again? Y/N?" you smiled contently and pecked a few more kisses on his face as he sighned happily holding you close with one leg up in a cartoonish-way , his manners were just so cute and you were happy with your animatronic lover

[albedosarmpit]

Oof after reading your venti cock rant I AM DOWN BAD my size kink is going FERAL. It's not gonna fit tho like that thing can't go inside me,,,,

if you feel like writing for this, can i please request a smut where Venti and his s/o have sex for the first time and his s/o is like "it's not gonna fit" but he ends up fucking them anyways hfksljdkd (preferably gender neutral reader)

yesyesyesyeysyesy i'd love to- i also wrote an actual story before hand??? this is crazy for me, sorry if it doesnt go exactly as you wanted i think i got carried away idk hdoihsoihv also reader is literally a spaceholder im deserate for venti aoichdsoihvoi sorry if it doesnt make sense and sorry for the rushed ending sodichsoihvos

tags: gn reader, morning sex, morning wood, Venti thinks sex is so normal, ameno powers (i dont know how ameno powers work)

Going out with to the pub with Venti was almost always a bad idea. not only was the invite random, you'd think he would invite you out on fridays or weekdays but no, any day of the week was perfect for him, Other than the random invite you always felt bad leaving Diluc to clean after him.

thankfully, today you were able to join him. somehow, this was the drunkest you've seen Venti, his voice loud and irritating as he stumbled around flirting with almost everyone he sees (as a good bard should) causing Diluc to force the two of you to the attic where he left a spare bed just for this occasion because leaving a cute drunken bard in the streets honestly made Diluc loose sleep.

your arm wrapped around Ventis shoulder, helping him up the stares as he yells down to the other patrons about how he needs to go save the world and how the god of wine needed him to leave, the secondhand embarrassment making your cheeks burn as you finally carried him into the room "w-why are you s-so embarrased?" Venti almost yelled as he fell ontop of you landing on the bed, his hand stroking your cheek, his breath smelling of alcohol as he instantly passed out, you hugged him close to you making sure he was on his side as you made him rest his head on your shoulder.

you wake up just laying there, your head pounding, you couldnt tell what the cause was, a hangover or Ventis constant snoring in your ear, you woke up with him pretty much connected with you, a leg over both of yours and a arm over the top of your chest. this would've been find except you could feel it. something rubbing against you through his tights, you tried to pry away but he wouldnt let you, his eyes opened as he moved a hand to your cheek "5 more minutes? pleasee" Ventis breath stunk of alcohol. you tore his arm off of you and sat their waiting for him to notice the main problem.

Venti didnt say anything but moved his hands up to stretch, letting out a groan as he looked down at his own body, his face red "i-i suppose this is the reason you woke up? there a things even a god cant control im afraid" Venti instantly pushed a blanket off of him and pulled his cock out, the 7 inches instantly making your eyes widen. Venti put his hand at the base and slowly jerked himself off from there, driplets of precum already landing on his clothes "After this we can go back to sleep right?" Venti smiled as he said that. he was pure evil.

you began to get aroused looking at it, seeing him slowly shiver as he put his palm on his tip, Venti looked down to your crotch and smiles "Seems you're enjoying yourself as well, care to join?" Venti put his hand out, the same one he was rubbing his tip with, reached for it, feeling his precum in your own hand as you just watched him continue to jerk off, Venti swirled his hand around and instantly you were floating, Ameno energy swirling around you, taking your clothes off "i suppose we should speed things up" Venti looked at his cock, throbbing in his hand "I am getting pretty desperate~"

Venti smiled again as he moved his hand, forcing you forward onto him, his tip against your hole "V-Venti- thats- i-it wont fit" Venti smiled as he began to hold your right hand with his right hand, his left hand going to your thigh, pushing you down so the tip is inside, the precum acting as lube "come onnn, even i've had bigger" Venti winked as he lowered you down causing you to moan "You do know Morax don't you?" Venti laughed as he got slightly frustrated, forcing you down on his cock entirely, filling you up with his cock causing you to instantly finish causing the god to laugh at you as he came inside of you, cum dripping out of your hole and onto his own cock, he sat you there and made sure you stayed ontop of him, if you were to move the bed would be stained beyond saving. Venti yawned as he closed his eyes, hands wrapping around you as you began to drift off to sleep

[shiemori-writes]

Hello! I see that the request are open so, Ace, Deuce, Jack and Azul x gender neutral! Reader, separately, headcanons, where the reader plays the pocky game, and when they are about to kiss, the reader intentionally break the pocky as a little prank. Don’t worry, in the end the boys get a little picky on their cheek.

Thank you!

—POCKY KISSES!

You decide to tease the boys with the pocky challenge, how will it go?

characs: jack and azul

contains: sfw, fluffish crack, gender neutral reader

notes: hello! gardener since I already wrote for ace and deuce in my other pocky works, I decided to just write for Jack and Azul, hope thats ok!

♡︎JACK HOWL♡︎

Jack doesnt really know what the pocky game was to be honest, and he'll communicate as such, but he's open to trying it out.

You explain the rules to him and he tries (keyword:tries) to keep himself as composed as possible and has to constantly try to keep his tail from wagging

He agrees with little to no complaint and accepts your "challenge" he likes seeing you all awestruck after all. Not that he'd ever say that outloud.

Jack decided to take initiative and grab a pocky stick, plopping one into his mouth stiffly as he waits for your response, giggling you simply bit the end of the pocky gently and hummed happily, enjoying both the flavor and jacks expression hehehe

Deciding to be bold, you leaned closer and closer, seemingly trying to get a peck from him to tease him

Jack merely froze, his tail going stiff and eyes wide as he anticipated the kisd until-

chomp!

"Hehe~ looks like I win jack :D"

...Oh

Oh.

Dear sevens end him now

Trying to keep any sense of composure both for his sake and yours he awkwardly coughed and nodded, hesitantly praising you for your win, albeit with a badly hidden disappointed tone

Taking notice of this, you chuckled quietly as you leaned in for a sweet peck on the cheek, satisfied with the game.

Jack really couldnt conceal his grin that day

♡︎AZUL ASHENGROTTO♡︎

Ah, the worldly known bussiness man Azul Ashengrotto, to what does he owe the favo- oh,— uh prefect!

Dropping the scheme he was about to play upon realizing it was just you, he merely waved at you as his gaze landed on the treat you were currently holding.

"Oh? Are you trying out a new treat prefect?" He raised his brow "Or perhaps we could sell those, Its quite popular, I've heard, for whatever reason." He replied, grinning at the possibilities he could—

before he can continue with hid inner-bussiness-monolouge you decided to interrupt his train of thought by saying you wanted to play the pocky game... With him... Ok ok, cool, the pocky game hm, yes He supposes he can sp- THE POCKY GAME?!?

Now Azul wasnt a stranger to this game that landdwellers seem to love, he's been aquinted with the Cater Diamond after all, so of course he knew. But dear sevens orefect were you hearing yourself?!

Trying to keep his voice from shaking, he covered his red face with a cough, agreeing in a formal matter as if it was a bussiness proposal (i love this dork sm)

As he motioned you over to the VIP section for.. privacy-

(he didnt want the tweels to tease him with this)

He let you grab a single stick as you beckoned him over, his hands clammy he decided to step closer, taking a bite at the pocky as he shakily took a breath. Keep calm azul, keep calm- PREFECT WHAT ARE YOU((-*WKCJWICBE

YOU WERE LEANING IN CLOSER OH LORD HE'S SEEN FILMS WHAT IS HE GONNA DO- oK cALM DOWN ASHENGROTTO. YOU GOT THIS. BE SUAVE AND COOL SUAVE AND—

CHOMP!!

.....

.....

....What?! Did he hype himself up for nothing!? He- he read the signs wrong he-

"Hehehe! I win zuzu~" you coyly announced, proud at his flustered state.

Deciding to apologize you kissed his cheek gently as he looked at you in bewilderment. Stuterring out a quiet "not fair" response as he pouted at you.

Congrats! Now comfort your sad pouty octopus

[spaceyflowerswriting]

hihi !! i hope you dont mind but can i request headcanons/drabble prompts with kim joongoo (lookism) ? like the gn!reader having a crush on him when he was in middle school (his age where he saved vasco) and him also having a crush on reader but isnt too obvious with it ^^ tysm! (feel free to ignore/delete this if you're uncomfy!!)

middle school!goo and reader

details: gender neutral reader but written in 2nd pov, general canon au, you and goo are middle schoolers and neighbors

a/n: hello anon~ no worries, this request is fine !! but i wasnt given much about reader so i just vaguely wrote reader as a neighbor to goo, i hope thats okay T_T

i also wrote more than intended and feel like this was a messy oneshot instead of headcanons;; sorry, hopefully this still works for u!!

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> 15 or so year old goo, who was free as a bird and felt like he was on top of the world; there was never a fight he couldn't win and all he had his eyes on was money, which he had plenty of thanks to people always asking for his "beat 'em up" services

> and then he got a crush. he didn't acknowledge it for a while though because he really only regarded money and violence as his true loves but yet here you were pulling at his heart strings

> he was unashamedly shallow in starting his attraction because he thought you were good looking, but over time your personality charmed him and that's when he went, "oh, is this what a crush is?"

> was grossed out at the beginning lol like "ew this kind of stuff leads to marriage and all that weird ass adult stuff" which was something he didn't want to think about as a teen; he just wanted to enjoy his youth

> really did his best to just treat you as someone he kind of likes until he was bored watching tv one day as an ad for a romance movie played and he imagined you and him as the main characters

> instant cringe and panic. he began to admit he really did have a crush on you then, but still kept it on the low

> honestly you seemed like a good person and he didn't want to take your kindness for granted. so, he never bothered asking you out because he was actually worried about hurting you if it turned out he wasn't committed. plus, you two were just teens, and he's seen other teens around in their "dumb relationships" that last like 2 weeks and didn't want to deal with that

> for now he was content being your friend. occasionally spoiling you with the money he earned or often visiting your home (usually by breaking and entering your room through a window...) just meant you two were close friends and nothing more

> little did he know, your feelings were mutual! you simply couldn't resist the lovable grin and upbeat personality of the strangely charming boy next door

> the time you spent patching him up when he dropped by with small injuries, the time spent together vandalizing old buildings, him casually and randomly dropping over $500 for something you mentioned liking the other day...

> still, the two of you were just friends. sometimes things felt awkward and you wondered if he had a crush on you, too, but there was just no way with how he acted... right?

BONUS rushed cliche drabble of this scenario but fast forwarded to present time because my brain was on a roll for whatever reason :

Goo Kim was a man who only valued money and enjoyed the violence often needed to obtain it. And that was all he needed to feel satisfied. He never felt empty or lonely, but he did feel like he was missing something in his life. Not in a puzzle piece way because he knew he was complete, but more so an ingredient to make his life even better.

However, this was not something he needed to ponder about. He knew the answer was the neighbor he had as a friend growing up. It honestly confused him how such an ordinary person that happened to live next to his place then could affect him so much. Whatever it was about you that enticed him, he didn't care, he just knew he wanted it.

No, he needed the excitement you gave him; it was a different but similar thrill to the ones being surrounded in blood and riches gave him.

"It's a shame," he muttered aloud, strolling down the fairly empty street as the sun began to set. He really should've tried to find a way to keep in contact with you, but after meeting Gun and getting mixed in with Charles Choi's business, all he felt like he could do was leave with a goodbye. How could he even begin to explain to you what he was going to get involved in?

If only he could see you again. He was more mature now, as hard as that was to believe, and felt he could be the proper partner for you. Not to mention, the fact that he still thought about you to this day meant his feelings for you were more than just a "crush." The commitment and "gross" relationship stuff he didn't want to deal with as a middle schooler then, he was ready for now. Probably.

Goo sighed. Maybe you still lived in his old neighborhood? He hadn't visited it ever since he left, perhaps you still lived in the area. Later this week, he should--

"Goo...?"

Somehow, despite the years and the clear change in it, Goo recognized the voice. When he turned his head to the side, he saw a familiar face standing outside the convenience store nearby. A grin grew on his lips as he walked closer to the figure.

You were as lovely as he remembered.

"Today must be my lucky day," he thought, holding a hand out.

"Hey, it's you. It's been a while, but we should hang out just like we used to. Whaddya say?"

Seeing your eyes light up just at the sight of him still remembering you was enough of an answer to him. Explanations and confessions could come later, all he wanted now was some time with you.

[mr-voorhees-husband]

HIHIHI IM BACK :D

First of all, thank you sm for taking my previous request. I loved what you wrote sm 😭❤️

I was thinking... 2004 Ozzy receiving a timid peck on the lips from his future S/O for the first time after going through quite a few dates? And some fluffy headcanons on their relationship! Basically a continuation with the shy yet poilte and affectionate reader, if that's cool with you 👉🏻👈🏻

Their sappy relationship is going to be the death of the other villains but Oswald will be even more flirty toward his S/O in front of them to upset them further 😶

Thanks ily/p :*

- Pengy Anon

IM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A TWOFACE THINGY BUT THATS REALLY LONG SO IMMA GET THIS OUT AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!!

Also kinda workd for any penguin, but it was written with 2004 in mind like pengy wanted <3

Warnings: soft,,, kisses,, luv him

Reader: gender neutral, shy, implied anxiety, implied villain

Oswald was chattering about his most recent heist, resting a hand on your waist as you two walked. He was a good bit shorter than you, and it wasn't uncommon to gain some... rude looks. Yet that never mattered to you. Why would it? You had a perfectly adorable, sweet, gentleman by your side that made your heart beat quicker.

If only he'd make the first move.

It wasn't that you doubted Oswald didn't like you, you'd already been on 5 dates, currently walking home (which was really just the Cobblepot home that now housed several villains) from your 6th. In any situation, a rational person would just make their own first move, and while you wanted to, you always backed out.

"Dear?" You were knocked out of your thoughts by Oswald's voice, his ramblings coming to a standstill. "You're quiet, more so than normal." He cracked a grin at his own joke, letting out that laugh you found oddly adorable.

"Just... thinking."

"Yes, I noticed." Oswald stopped walking, and in a case of odd coincidence (or was it fate?) under a pink flower tree, lit by the moon. Such a typical romantic scene, you thought to yourself, almost bitterly. He didn't miss the odd look in your eye, something sad and upset that he couldn't really understand. "Dear? Is everything alright?"

"I..." Your voice trailed off, finally locking eyes with your beautiful bird. With the barest hesitation, you cupped his face, moving so fast to press a soft, quick kiss to his cheek. Originally you had planned to kiss him, properly, but, you really couldn't manage to it. "Stop being such a gentleman.. please?"

"Oh." Oswald reached up, laying his hand to the cheek you kissed. For a moment, he stared, before his lips broke out into a face splitting grin. You'd never seen him so happy, you realized, before he was grabbing you down and pressing a proper kiss to your lips. It was soft, sweet, and so much like your precious penguin.

"Why didn't you just say so, my love?"

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"Finally!" Harley cheered, immediately having her mouth covered by Mr. Freeze. She pouted, glaring at the ice-themed villain as he peered over the edge of the building. Watching the esteemed villains continue their walk back to the safe house.

"Took them long enough." Ivy hummed, leaning against one of her vines as she watched with the other villains. The tree, of course, was her doing, she knew that you wouldn't be able to deny how romantic it was. "Does this mean Oswald will stop complaining?"

"Most likely, though" Riddler twirled his cane with a contemplating hum, "now we'll have to deal with him boasting about his new partner."

"Great, he won't even chill now that we've got them together." Freeze muttered bitterly, being met with an offended slap against his helmet from the red and black jester.

[izakiisdead]

INTRODUCTION

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Hello !! I'm izakiisdead (izaki for short) and I write fan fictions,one shots and scenarios. I go by he/him pronouns. requests are on my bio, just click the 'ask me anything' button. I will only post 2 times a week (friday and saturday) if im feeling generous I might do 3 post a week !!

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BEFORE REQ

Make sure to specify what character, what AU, what do you want me to do and gender of the reader. Remember I only do male/gn reader !!

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RULES

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＞Male reader 「M!reader」 and Gender Neutral reader 「GN!reader」

＞ Male x M!/gn!reader

＞Sfw (Safe for work ♡) and slight Nsfw (Not safe for work ☆)

＞Characters from video games and anime (video games and animes will be listed down below)

＞Crossovers, different AUs and poly relationships.

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＞Female reader 「F/fem!reader」, because I want this to be a place for m!reader and nb!reader because theres not much out there.

＞Weird (in my perspective) kinks.

＞Pedophilia

＞Incest

＞adult x minor (this includes teacher x student)

＞angst (my heart cant handle angst too well but time will tell when i finally have the courage to write angst)

＞crazy yanderes (but soft yanderes are fine)

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CHARACTERS FROM ANIME / VIDEO GAMES I WILL WRITE

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Anime ✰

＞My hero academia (MHA)

＞Assassination Classroom

＞Haikyuu

＞Demon Slayer/Kimetsu no yaiba (KNY)

＞Ouran High School Host Club (OHSHC)

＞The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

＞Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Video games ✰

＞Final Fantasy 15 (maybe some ff7 if you guys want some but ff15 bcz idk much about ff7 LMAO)

＞Yandere Simulator (including those non existence male rivals and yandere kun bcz I LOVE THEM)

＞Genshin Impact

＞Mystic Mesenger

＞Ensemble stars (maybe ? idk)

＞Stardew Valley

＞Street Fighter IV

Non video games or anime ✰

＞Creepypasta

＞Vocaloid (including genderbends)

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＞Nagisa boyfriend scenarios part 1 !!

＞ Soft!Yandere!Itona Horibe x Oblivious!Male!Reader

＞Masky x GenderNeutral!Reader x Hoodie

＞Karma Akabane x GenderNeutral!Reader

＞Headcanons : Denki Kaminari x Idol!Male Reader

＞Nightmare Comfort ! Sam x Male reader !

＞B-BUNNY EARS ?!?! Team 7 x Bunny!Male reader

＞Festive Love. Naruto Uzumaki x Silent!Male Reader

＞Headcanons : Ken Masters x Male Reader

＞''I'll love you either way !'' Sam (stardew valley) x Trans!Male reader

＞Headcanons : Denki Kaminari x Ghost!Male reader

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I think thats all ! If you're wondering about AUs, any AUs are fine !! :DD

By the way ! this rule page will be changing once in a while, it depends !

-izaki out !

[tf2-simps]

I humbly request headcannons for the mercs with merc!reader (whom they have a crush on) getting a little jealous seeing reader being playful with another merc lol

I wrote this in my notes app while I was away so I don’t know if the formatting turned out okay because its mostly copy and pasted so sorru if it looks a little.. off fndmsndk😅

Playful can be taken in.several ways, so I wrote it as if reader had been just hanging out and acting extra close to someone else :)

I myself in all honesty, have some issues with insecurities and getting overly jealous so a lot of this was (once again) me projecting onto the characters fnnfnddkndsj I hope you enjoy!!

-gender neutral reader

Scout

He’s not insecure! He’s not jealous! You’re your own person you can do whatever you want

He is a little jealous but he feels guilty as hell admitting it

He would never dare speak up about his jealousy though, unless under very specific conditions to a very specific person, but you wouldn’t hear about his jealousy from himself

He goes off and leaves, tries to get his mind off of it and distract himself from the intrusive thoughts. He’s overthinkin it and can’t let his fear get the best of him

Soldier

He hardly even know what he’s feeling because when has he ever had a reason to feel jealousy? He doesn’t know how to name his emotion

Probably storms off to Medic and demands an explination and digs himself deeper into denial that Medic would dare suggests he’s jealous

He will sulk. He’ll deny it but he doesn’t hide it. You have friends and he has friends he shouldn’t worry about what you do with those friends!

He either disapears off the face of the Earth or he throws himself into whatever you and the other merc are doing. He hardly knows what he’s feeling, you really think he knows how to handle it?

Pyro

Pyro feels and wants to do everything completely irrational and that you shouldn’t do when you are jealous and just barely stops from doing it

Pyro wants whats best for you and its not like you two are kissing so Pyro tries to suck it up. Pyro will completely play it off and will ask some engaging questions like “what did yall do? How did it go?”

Pyro has to ask Engineer to physically restrain Pyro for the sake of everything not going up in flames

Pyro is about to have a villain arc at this point. Guilt and jealousy? Thats like the perfect emotions to have a villain arc. Pyro will only bring it up once or twice and then never speaks of it again

Demoman

Probably the most reasonable out of how he acts on the jealousy. He gives you two space and tries not to stalk yall and wait for something bad to happen. You two are just friends anyways..

Depends on what extent it goes to it might actually throw him into his breaking point and he confesses his feelings for you

He wants to better himself. He doesn’t know how to do it but he wants to tame his feelings for the sake of being a proper friend and hopefully romantic partner to you

He will never bring it up with you because he doesn’t want you to feel bad for something you didn’t cause, but he does confide in his other buddies to help him out a bit

Heavy

Heavy actually surprises himself with this! Jealousy and/or envy is not something he is used to really ever feeling so he is unsure how to name what he is feeling

When he first realizes what it is he immediately digs into himself to try and figure out what is causing it and tries to shut it down as quickly as he can

He doesn’t know exactly how to handle it, but sometimes some thoughts aren’t worth putting any meaning behind so he goes to do something else to take his mind off of his concern

He will probably subtly ask you if you have any romantic feelings for anyone and if you say that you do he will be a bit curious about who, but he won’t pry on it too long

Engineer

Yikkessss.. when he feels the jealousy he makes an audible complaint about it. Not really words but just a bit of a grumble

He has a lot more trouble getting his mind off of it. He will go and tinker with his machines and play on his guitar, but it takes something that really requires all his focus to distract him

When he goes around you he feels a twinge upset and hides it fairly well, too

It takes him a while to get over it in all honesty. Its not easy or a quick process for him. He wont ever bring it up unless you two become a romantic relationship

Medic

He considers..many options before coming to a more reasonable conclusion

He doesnt want to hurt you and he supppooosseeessss he doesnt want to hurt someone you care about and if you REALLYY care about this person then it can probbbaly slide

He pulls away from you and gets super invested into his work. If you come into his lab during the process you’ll probably catch him trying to recreate frankinstieins monster

He tries running from his emotions and pretending like he feels nothing. He might grow a bit distant for a moment and this might happen a few times before he realizes he needs to get some better coping ideas

Sniper

Reacts just about any other way when he feels emotions, like they weren’t even there to begin with

He doesn’t want to let his emotions get involved in his work, he wants to keep those two seperate things and since its here at work, he feels nothing about it

He stuffs his feelings down with a cork and just completely neglect it. It either unravels and he gets overwhelmed with so many other emotions and is let out in a meltdown or a private break down catches up to him

Don’t directly confront him if you notice it. If you directly confront him about it he dashes right for the nearest exit whether its a door or window. If you want him to get it out you’re gonna have to have someone else approach him

Spy

Him? Jealous? What does he have to be jealous about? He has everything that you could want and its not like you’re going to find someone that has something better that he could not give you! ..right?

Fake it till you make it. He is never going to show anything to anyone and good luck ever even hearing about it. Most noticeable thing he will do is an eye twitch and thats it

He has some pritate pep-talks with himself and he does all the tricks in the book he knows but he forgets that he actually needs time to let his emotions exist and process

He slightly looses his mind over it and beats himself up over it a little bit and it starts to drive him up a wall. Surprisingly he actually takes the longest to get over it so careful when you two do get into a romantic relationship. Last thing he wants to do is be hurtful or controlling towards you but it eats him up inside

[agentdilf]

HEYY I was wondering if I could request like headcannons of being in a poly relationship with Tweek and Craig? Gender neutral reader and the headcannons can be like about anything lol

y y y y yy yes..... i will!!!!!! holy man im excited to write these!!! wowoowowowow!!!!! i added a drabble to explain how you got together :) i love writing lil things, hope it's alr.!!! sorry if its bad- romantic poly Craig x Tweek X gn!reader hcs : ))) plus a lil story at the end cw: nothing! maybe angst? idk. mostly fluff!!!! ♡ They weren't looking for another partner, but then you came along. ♡ They both agreed that you'd be perfect for them. ♡ You guys had been friends for a while before they asked you. ♡ Craig is a tough lover, but he's trying his hardest. ♡ Tweek is anxious about everything. What if he's being annoying? What if he's being pushy? What if he's not good enough for you two? ♡ You three work on Tweek's anxieties, and Craig's hardass-ness (thats not a word but shushshush) ♡ They both include you in everything. ♡ You guys do everything together. ♡ but of course, you have your special moments with Tweek, and ones with Craig, as they do each other. ♡ like if Tweek's at work, Craig will cuddle with you. (he always denies it though, because his pride is too large.) ♡ or like that one time you and Tweek tried baking cupcakes for Craig but ended up making a mess of the kitchen. It was fun. ♡ If you're cuddling with Tweek, if you're smaller than him, you'll lay your head on his chest. If you're bigger, he'll be a little spoon. ♡ it does not matter if you're bigger or smaller, Craig is going to spoon you. He's big spoon. it's not a dominance thing, he just likes the feeling of you in his arms. <3 ♡ if all three of you are cuddling, tweek is sandwiched between you two and it's super cute!!!!!!! ♡ if you're ever nervous about the relationship, they will comfort you. ♡ They're both protective of you. ♡ if you walk in on them cuddling, they'll bug you to join them. ♡ good morning kisses from Craig <3 ♡ overall super cute and wholesome relationship. Craig walked up to you, stoic faced, but his cheeks were slightly flushed, and behind him stood his twitchy boyfriend. He clears his throat, his eyes meeting yours. "So, me and Tweek were wondering-" Tweek lets out a small squeak as Craig speaks. "- if you maybe wanted to go out with us for coffee?" He finishes. "Hm? Sure!" you say, not thinking too much of it. A few hours later you meet them at Tweek's parent's coffee shop. You made yourself look nice for the occasion, wearing your favourite outfit. The two stand outside, the snowflakes falling in Tweek's hair. 'How cute~' you say to yourself. You step up to them, the snow crunching under your feet. "Hey!" You pipe up. "Gah!" Tweek screeches. "Sorry Tweek!" you scramble to apologize. "I-it's alright!" he panics back. Craig's lips slightly twitch upwards at you two. "Let's go inside. It's cold as fuck out here." he gestures to the door with his thumb. You three sit down at a table, after ordering and receiving your drinks. "S-So we brought you here to-" Tweek says softly, trying to keep his anxiety down. "To talk about something." his voice cracks. Craig nods "We want to be in a relationship with you." Craig says bluntly. Your face immediately bursts into a bright red colour. The two are both just as red. You nod "Like... a polyamorous relationship?" The two nod back. "Ah, I never thought this would happen,,, uhm, yeah!" you agree, fiddling with your fingers. Truth be told you did actually have a crush on them. "I'd like that." You smile, taking both their hands into yours "I'd like that a lot." You three sit there in a comfortable silence, for a few minutes. You and your new boyfriends. AHHHHH ITS SO BAD IM SO SORRY!!!!!!!! i hope its at least alright, i wrote most of it in a tired daze.