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artgurusauce · 5 years ago

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So, how was Pokemon Shield?

Before I start, this is going to cover the main game, not post-game. Sorry, no talk about Dickhead Swordward and Shieldbert. Also, if it wasn’t obvious already, massive spoilers ahead.

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT READ THIS POST

I’m not going to ramble for hours about this, because to be honest, my thoughts about this are much briefer than they are for gen 7/Alola. Not to say there’s not much going on in this game, just that if you were expecting a super professional and profound review of the game from me, you may or may not be disappointed.

I will do my best to be articulate, though.

I’ll start with the rivals, the most obvious choice the begin with being: Hop.

Hop is definitely not like Hau like so many people were desperate to make me believe pre-release. In fact, while their arcs are similar, there’s a biiig difference. That difference, to me, is their changes in character. Hau had a big ass crash, yes, but his character change was pretty damn gradual. With Hop, after Bede puts him down, well, you can pretty much tell he’s not the same guy right off the bat the next time you talk to him. I absolutely adore Hope and I’m glad he got as much screen time and focus as he did. His arc was fantastically written and beautifully handled all the way to the end. All I can say is, another cinnamon roll for the collection.

Then there’s...Marnie.

Now, I don’t hate her, far from it. I adore her very much as well. The problem is that it seems she doesn’t get much time to flesh out like Hop did. A problem that goes both ways between her and Bede. Of course when I got to the seventh gym and met big brother Piers I actually did like the dynamic they were going for. Buuut I really wish they had given Marnie just a little more time to herself before that. I just didn’t feel like they did enough with her and...that’s a damn shame considering how popular she was upon her first reveal. Of course, again, this isn’t to say I don’t think she’s still just the cutest little punk goth button ever.

Sigh...and now it’s time for me to talk about Bede.

Look, from what I could tell, half the fandom was nuts for him, the other half was sick to death of a generic douchebag rival that adds no flavor to the table. But I’m a little torn on this one. Like I said, him and Marnie share an awful side effect of Hop’s arc being the most prominent...they don’t get enough time or everything that happens in their arcs feels...rushed, by comparison, at least in my opinion. So the thing is, when Bede gets disowned by Chairman Rose, of course my first reaction is “You had it coming, you were being a shit.” But then Opal...takes him in? And...acts as though Oleana manipulated him? I guess I could perhaps see what they were going for here, and, I’ll admit it, I kind of adored their dynamic, albeit a short interaction between them. And I did find it rather cute at the League when he was all flustered about being trained by Opal, having to continue training because everyone was cheering for him. But the thing is...his arc is kind of...broken? Like, I want to feel bad for him, and I want to feel invested in Opal taking him in and showing him the ropes of the Fairy Gym but...it just doesn’t work like it should. Which is odd considering Bede gets considerably more time to flesh his arc than Marnie, at least, that’s how it seemed to me. I do think the general story and Hop’s own arc really just forced the writing’s hand in sweeping Bede’s arc by as fast as possible. He could’ve been an interesting diversion of expectation, but...oh well.

Speaking of gyms, how do I feel about the gym leaders?

Well, Milo is a fucking cinnamon roll, and I do think I’ve settled on shipping him with Nessa because...I mean...c’mon now. Short bean boy, toll ocean gal? Perfect for each other ♥

I don’t really...feel anything towards Kabu. His design is bland, his personality didn’t stick out to me at all, but I guess they can’t all be iconic gems when you think about it.

Then...there’s my baby boy Allister. And lawd, my dudes, if Hop ain’t my new son well then Allister sure as fuck is. I did HC that he was mute like Red before the game came out and, well, his personality and dialogue are pretty good despite not being what I was hoping. I mean, c’mon, how can you not love that adorable little face? Or that he’s so socially introverted he keeps a collection of masks to make absolute sure his face is hidden? I am going to be quoting “Crumbs, that’s aces” forever now.

Opal was an interesting woman, I definitely think there could’ve been more to her relationship with Bede but I already discussed that. My dad thought she was kinda scary and creepy but she reminds me of that old lady from Spirited Away so I ain’t bothered all that much lol. She was nice enough, I do like her humbleness and that she’s willing to admit it’s definitely time for her to call it quits. And yes, I have seen that official art of her when she was younger. She is a fucking QUEEN ♥ ♥ ♥

Then comes Melony...hoooo boy my lesbian ass is fallin’ so hard it physically hurts me in ways you will never imagine in your life. Wicke wishes she was this thicc. In all seriousness though, I am pretty curious about that son of hers. I heard you can meet him in Sword but I’ll have to wait and see that for myself. Aside from being the newest love of my life, she’s absolutely adorable and wholesome. I know her card reveres her as strict, but, she just looks like a cinnamon roll.

Piers...oh Piers, where do I even begin? His design is fucking on point, for one thing. And his relationship with his sister Marnie is just so cute and so much fun to watch. As unfortunately left field as it was for me, I did like his arc about not being a good Gym Leader and wanting his sister to take over for him. It was sweet and kinda sad but I just love him so much. For the first Dark Type Gym Leader, not bad guys, not bad at all. Also omg Piers slay me with your metal, king plsssss

Finally, there’s Raihan and...omg he’s so great. This mother fucker not only takes selfies in the middle of a match, not only bombards you with weather effects therefore making him a fun and challenging opponent, but this dude is also beefin’ with our head champ? SIGN ME UP, FAM. For real though, like, I loved battling with Raihan the most out of anybody that I fought. I definitely haven’t felt this much fun battling a Gym Leader in years. And I will forever be torn as to whether or not I want to ship him with Leon >3>

Speaking of the chadster, I ain’t talked about ‘im yet. Or Sonia, for that matter. Honestly, they’re both pretty great.

But Leon is the fuckin’ MVP this gen, I’ll tell you what. He’s such a bro he tells Rose his “Day of Destiny” bullshit can fuck off til our match is over. Of course, I do like his ditzy and dorky sides too. Like his snapback collection or how easily he gets lost seriously Leon it’s just a straight fucking line to your house how do you fuck that up. But he ain’t just a bro to the main character, naw, he a bro to his actual bro, Hop. And I fuckin’ love it. Their interactions are so investing and entertaining and wonderful to watch. It’s almost kind of magical, in a way. I think he is without a doubt my number one favorite Champion of all time now.

But as for Sonia, well, I dunno...maybe I’m nitpicky or remembering things wrong but she seemed to drop her disdain for researching the legend of the “Darkest Day” like a hat at some point. Granted, I still think her character arc while it wasn’t even needed was very well done. I loved listening to her dork out about the legends, her research, all of it. It was spectacular. And ever since I first found out she was childhood friends with Leon before the game even came out, ladies and gents, these two have dun been my OTP. The only one still challenging that notion is Raihan at this point, lol.

And now...we get to Oleana and Chairman Rose.

Oleana is just...kind of a nothing character for me, personally. Even after knowing about her Garbardor and all that, sorry fam, she ain’t doin’ it for me. She was a red herring so overblown and obvious it has since been laughable that anybody thought she was gonna be this gen’s Lusamine. She is just...some really crazy lady who happens to be passionate about her job. Ok.

Rose, however, is an absolute bastard. And I love it. However, I do have a problem with this, as it sort of connects to my earlier point with Bede. His relationship with Bede is...I don’t even know if I could call it a father-son relationship. I mean, yeah, he basically adopted him, but he disowns him at the drop of a hat. Granted, what Bede did was wrong, but...really? I guess that’s just how much of a dick he is, but, there’s no closure to that. Even after finding out what a horrible, deplorable man Rose is, Bede never talks to him after he’s disowned. Maybe this was meant to be a “Well it’s better he moves on to the next chapter of his life as soon as possible” sort of thing. But his sudden taking under Opal’s wing did not accomplish that feeling with me. So it feels sort of...hollow, to me. There’s no conclusion, follow-up, it’s almost as if Bede didn’t even know who Rose was anymore after Opal scooped him up. And yeah, Bede says “Everything has gone wrong since I met you” but...here’s the problem; That’s as much as he goes into being affected by Rose. It’s not too important, I guess, but it’s something that bothered me, personally. Rose’s motivations seem...ok, I guess. It’s about what I was expecting. Seriously though, his battle theme has no business being that good.

Those are all my thoughts on the characters, at least any that were all that worth talking about. Without further ado: Allow me to introduce y’all to my babies...

As I mentioned on Monday, my team consists of an Appletun, Centiskorch, Greedent, Hatterene, Inteleon, and an Eiscue. And I only just now realize like 5 out of 6 of them have names that start with a “C” lmao.

First up, we have my very first darling: Chastity

There’s a few things one should know about this slick little bitch:

Big shock, she was a huuuge cry baby as a Sobble. Like, mortified of pretty much everybody. Total mama’s girl. But as a Drizzile she was just a total grump goth binch. The only one of my Pokemon in my camp she would give the time of day is her dear friend Chariot, who at the time was a Hattrem. They pretty much grew up together and they’re besties now.

But now that Chastity is fully grown, well...she’s a little...flirtatious. Oh, no, not with the boys on her team. No no no. Every camp we step onto she’s just flirtin’ like a mad woman. She even managed to seduce my dad’s Cinderace who was already a huge playboy

Still, I can’t stay mad at this cute little brat. She’s still a total mama’s girl at heart and I love her to death. Btw, her Snipe Shot is ridiculously strong, though that’s probably because she’s still holding a Mystic Water haha

Up next is our resident lady in waiting: Chariot

I found Chariot in the Motostoke Outskirts and she has always been a picky snob even as a Hattena. She only ate small portions unless it was Whipped Cream Curry. Though nowadays I’m sure she only eats in such small portions to maintain her figure...

As I said before, she and Chastity have pretty much always been best friends. I definitely love to imagine her always hassling Chastity for her less than lady-like behavior though, haha. Chariot was weirdly sleepy as a Hattrem, though. Like...she dozed off a lot. She must’ve been getting plenty of beauty sleep for her evolution lol.

I used to have a Toxtricity on my team named Ripper before I found an Eiscue for the League, and she seemed quite enamored with him. At least for the long period he was with us, she talked to him 50% of the time when I stopped for a little break. It was incredibly adorable, though I fear what might happen if I leave them alone at a daycare for too long... <(⚆_⚆;)>

As a grown Hatterene, she’s rather dainty and conversative. I’m actually surprised, lately she’s starting to talk to some of her other fellow team mates lately. I suppose she’s not as stuck-up as she pretends to be, haha.

Up next we have our looonnnggg boy: Mushu

I picked up Mushu at Kabu’s gym. He was pretty shy as a tiny Sizzlipede and often avoided talking to most of his team mates. He was pretty spooked by a lot of them, actually, particularly Ripper for reasons I never quite understood. I guess when Ripper was still a baby, Mushu didn’t understand why he cried so much and was terrified of the loud noises he made lol.

However, he grew into a long boi rather quickly and he’s pulled us through some pretty tough spots in the gym challenges so I like to spoil him with lots of play time. He’s got a Jolly nature and honestly, it shows a lot more now that he’s all grown up. He loves to play and races with his team mates pretty much all the time. Rip Caramel, your utter annihilation will not be forgotten. He’s a very sweet and almost gentle boy and I honestly feel bad for all the battering he’s had to take before because I was a little too eager to take on opponents way out of my league.

A couple of fun facts about him before we move on:

His favorite curry in the curry dex is Smoked Tail Curry, which he always eats in gigantic portions. He freaking loves camping on Route 6 or in Stow-On-Side, I guess he really loves the heat.

Up next is my precious dumpling baby: Caramel

I first caught Caramel on Route 5, and I love love looove my baby apple pie. He’s such a chill and adorkable little dragon and I’m not one to pick favorites but...oh, who am I kidding? He’s totally my favorite.

As an Applin he was just too cute. He was a little slow and none of his team mates seemed to understand him so they tended to leave him by himself. So I ended up having to give him lots of attention so he wasn’t too lonely. And gosh was he just the cutest little baby apple. Of course, he wasn’t an Applin for very long, so there’s not much to speak of regarding his early stages.

However, once he evolved, he became a fucking tank. Caramel can take hits like a freaking champ and since I gave him Draco Meteor he’s practically an unstoppable beast. Of course, by heart, he’s a Lax boyo and enjoys the littlest things in life: Like the nice breezes in the Wild Area, or his Apple Curry, even if it’s snowing something fierce outside he’s all about it. And I just- argh he’s so fuckin’ cute! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Up next we’ve got the chunky cheeked baby: Peter Griffin Conker

Conker is a Gentle boy who’s been with me since the very beginning at Route 1, and it fits since objectively he’s probably the weakest Pokemon I’ve got on my team. But that’s ok, because he’s definitely scored us a couple of hard gym challenges just like Mushu has. He was definitely useful for buying some time when I needed it, that’s for sure.

He was pretty chattery as a Skwovet, even if some of his team mates weren’t all that talkative looking at you, Chastity. This probably comes as no surprise, but he’s always had a bottomless stomach. Seriously, he’s eaten large portions even as a baby Skwovet and it baffles me. Guess he’s just a really hungy boy, lol.

As a fully grown, chunky Greedent, he’s pretty slow. Like, really slow. Even when he runs it’s like a snail tracking through peanut butter and molasses. And it’s too cute to watch. I really wish I could give him belly rubs tbh, he looks like the type that’d enjoy those, haha. These days he’s best friends with my Eiscue, Cubert. They usually race each other after they have lunch.

And finally, one of my greatest MVP’s: Cubert

Cubert joined us very late in the game on Route 10. And while unfortunately he ended up taking Ripper’s place, I knew he’d be a good addition to the team. I’ve given him Hail and Aurora Veil, which is super useful for battle prep. It’s pretty lucky I was able to find this little guy waddlin’ around up there on my way to Wyndon.

As I said before, he was pretty anti-social with everybody at first. Though I’m sure that’s because he was so new by the time we got to the League. Thankfully, Conker got him out of his shell and they’re best friends. He still seems a little shy around the others, and even myself, but I’m just glad he’s got somebody to talk to. Not much to say about him unfortunately, since he’s so reserved and tends to keep to himself, but I’m sure that’ll change eventually with time.

Now that’s everyone that’s on my current team, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention my boy Ripper at all, so, allow me to introduce an old friend who’s been livin’ in retirement for the past few days:

I first picked up Ripper at a Nursery while I was omw over to Hulburry, I believe. So Ripper was with us for a damn long time until I picked up Cubert. Initially I had hoped he’d be a High Key Toxtricity, but I’ll take what I get. Besides, he was more than helpful with quite a lot of battles, especially Opal’s gym.

He was pretty loud as a Toxel, which should come as no surprise. Always throwing tantrums and never really seemed to eat anything bigger than a small portion of whatever curry I cooked, so he was picky just like Chariot was. All around a bastard baby, really. He didn’t really start getting onto the battle field until he evolved, in all honesty.

But once he did, hoo boy, he was killin’ the competition like a pro. I feel pretty bad I didn’t take him into the League with me, but I felt like Cubert would’ve been more useful so I swapped ‘im out. I’ve been pulling him back out of the PC box for some more training lately to help him catch up to make up for it, though. And he seems pretty happy about it, so bygones are bygones I suppose.

And it seems he’s still very much taken with Chariot. Sigh, young love, so adorable. Anyways, respects to the OG madhouse that got me through some toughies, you did good out there buddy. ;w;

Alright, well, that’s just about all I have to discuss, for now. I hope this wasn’t too droning of a post or anything. But before you head out, I’ve got a little surprise. Since this was such an interesting experience, I’m opening a new Tumblr based on my journey that will follow my Trainer OC Luna and her adventures through Galar. If you’re curious to check it out, click here. I don’t really have an upload schedule, so just keep your eye out for any posts in the future. Hope you guys enjoy it!

#pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #discussion board #appletun #inteleon #hatterene #eiscue #greedent #centiskorch #toxtricity #god this is long #I'm so tired #maybe I'll talk about the post game soon idk #prolly not

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thiswasinevitableid · 5 years ago

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➼ i keep drawing you in my sketchbook because i’ve always found you to be beautiful and i’m longing to tell you how i feel, but one day you find it and you have questions (Indruck)

Duck’s made peace with how he looks. He figures he’s not that different than a lot of people; some days he loves the way he looks in the mirror, some days he’d rather look anywhere but a mirror, and most of the days he doesn’t give his looks much though.

Which is why he’s utterly unprepared for what happens when he picks up Indrids notebook.

The sylph has been turning up more and more, hanging out at the lodge, occasionally stopping by the ranger station (paying off an alarming number of back-owed fees for his campsite in Eastwoods) and, the last few weeks, spending a lot of time at Ducks house.

Duck, for his part, is glad they’ve been getting to know each other. Indrid is as happy to talk with Duck about trees and visions and books and what have you as he is to sit and draw while Duck works on a model ship, music floating about in the background.

They’d been having one such day when Indrid jumped up, declaring he was late to meet Barclay at the lodge. In the rush, he’d left his notebook behind.

Duck opens it, flips through the pages: Aubrey, Dr. Harris Bonkers, the highway, the humidifier store, Duck, sheriff Owens, Duck, the hot springs, Duck, Duck, Duck-

What in the hell?

Nearly half the pages in the book are drawings of Duck: close up, far away, things that were probably visions and things that were drawn when he and Indrid were in the room together.

The one he’s looking at now is of him a few days ago, when Indrid had asked for some help identifying wildflowers. He’s caught mid-gesture, and he’s never imagined he looked that dynamic and handsome talking about plants.

In fact, the more he flips through the book, the more questions he has for Indrid.

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“Anyway, this bracelet will be more secure for cooking, since there were several futures where it caught on something accidentallyEEEEEEEHohnoohno.”

Indrid turns, dashing from the lodge and leaving a very confused Barclay in his wake.

By the time he’s up the stairs to Ducks apartment the futures are spinning in his mind like a roulette wheel.

“HiDuckleftmynotebookI’lljustgrabitandgo!”

There’s a chuckle from down the hallway.

“I’m in here, ‘Drid, got your sketchbook with me.”

Indrid deflates, pads to the bedroom. Duck smiles at him when he pokes his head around the half-open door. The ranger is folding laundry, and Indrids notebook is resting on top of a stack of his boxers.

“I’ll just grab this and be on my way.” He says as casually as he can manage.

As his hand touches down on the book, Ducks settles on top of it.

“Hey, hang on a sec.”

Indrid can’t do it, he can’t look up and see whatever is going to be in Ducks eyes, he’s so scared that he can’t even look at the future to see what the possibilities are.

“I really like your drawin’s, you know that?”

“Um.” Indrid says softly.

“But I gotta ask…”

Oh no here it comes

“Why do you draw me that way?”

Indrids head snaps up, finds Duck looking at him with a curious and shy expression.

“Because that’s what you look like.” He’s confused.

“Indrid, I got a mirror, I know what I look like and that ain’t it.”

“I’ll have you know it is an accurate rendering�� he huffs.

“I ain’t that handsome.”

Indrid blinks at him. Then he blinks some more.

“Beg pardon?”

“I got crows-feet and grayin hair, and while my arms are beefin up my gut’s still nice and squishy, and-”

“But those are all things I have in my drawings.”

“Yeah but they, they don’t uh, you make ‘em look better than they are.”

“Maybe I’m simply highlighting them in a good way.”

“Or maybe you got a big fuckin crush on me.” Duck grins and Indrids whole body heats up with a flush.

Indrid snatches up the notebook, holding it to his chest with an embarrassed chirr.

“Aww, that was a cute sound.”

“I am not cute.” Indrid mutters.

“Yeah you are.”

“No, I’m not, I am as odd in my human form as I am intimidating in my Sylph one whereas you’re handsome and captivating and I’m totally smitten with you and that’s why I draw you so much.”

He slaps his notebook over his mouth. That was more information than he meant to give.

Duck takes a small step towards him, gently pushing the notebook down with his finger.

Then he leans forward, pecking Indrid on the lips.

“Why didn’t you just say that from the beginnin?”

“I t-thought you might not like me that way and didn’t wish to make you uncomfortable.”

“Future didn’t tip you off?”

“I was too nervous to even look at it.”

“Aww, I ain’t made anyone that shy since I was breakin hearts in college.” Duck laughs, drawing Indrid into his arms. The Sylph purrs, nestling into the embrace and wrapping his arms tightly around Duck. When he nuzzles the rangers neck the man giggles, coating the right side of his face in kisses.

“Takin this as sign you’d like to go out with me, yeah?”

“So much.” Indrid sighs into his shoulder.

“Glad you forgot your notebook?”

“Oh yes, very.”

Another kiss, this time on the lips.

“Me too, darlin, me too.”

#prompt fills #indrid cold/duck newton #indruck discord #indruck #TAZ Amnesty

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imagine-this-overwatch-blog · 7 years ago

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Blackwatch McCree, Genji and Reader try to prank Gabriel? Bonus if Gabe pranks them back!

You guys have been planning this ever since you were told about the upcoming, very important meeting you all had to attend.

There’s nothing quite like knocking your commander down a few pegs in front of his peers, right? Right?

It wasn’t the most extravagant prank ever, but the results were expected to be fabulous. The three of you snuck into the meeting room early, found Gabriel’s chair, then stuffed an inflated whoopy cushion under the seat cushion.

Jesse thought it was hilarious. Genji would have appreciated more high brow humor, but he was satisfied with this.

When meeting time came, the three of you sat in your respective seats and watched Gabe intently. Jesse was already having a hard time keeping a straight face and Gabe was growing suspicious. You three never paid this much attention during a meeting.

Still, nothing really happened as Gabe gave his spiel, so he assumed he was safe— for now.

Gabe then took a seat and, lo and behold, a huge fart resonated throughout the silent room. You three couldn’t take it anymore. Jesse snorted and hollered with laughter, Genji buried his face in his hands, doubling over on the desk wheezing with laughter, and you were nearly dead from a lack of oxygen you were laughing so hard.

The other members in the room found it cute and gave their own little chuckles as well, but Gabriel— he was mortified. He was going to get you all for doing that. He would get you good.

Long after the meeting was adjourned, you, Jesse, and Genji were still raving about it.

“Lord have mercy, did you see the look on his face?” “I sure did, it was priceless!” “I can’t believe he actually fell for that!”

Yes, the three of you were on top of the world. But, Gabriel had plans for you three. Big plans.

First, Gabriel ordered a dildo under Jesse’s name and had it shipped to the front desk. Gabriel grabbed the package, ran to the mess hall where Jesse was, then proclaimed from across the room, “Jesse! Your big beefin’ cock from Dicks R’ Us was left on my desk!!” Gabriel freaks out and tries to explain he didn’t order any dildos, but Gabriel points out that it clearly has his name on it, so it had to be his!!

Next was Genji. He told Genji he would forget the whole prank ordeal if he lost this bet: He set out a wine glass and grabbed an egg, saying he could get the egg into the glass without it breaking. Genji assured him that the egg would definitely crack, so he quickly took the bet. Well– Gabriel immediately chucked the egg at Genji’s face. Then, Jack ran up from behind and dumped a whole carton of eggs on Genji. “Welp looks like you win the bet,” Ganbriel says. “I can forget about the whole thing now. We’re cool man.”

Then comes you. Oh, he has a very special surprise for you. You wake up early because you have to attend training, but as soon as you step off the bed, you screech in pain then fall on the floor only to experience even more pain. You look around and to your dismay, your entire floor is coated in discarded Legos. Good luck getting to training on time, says the note written on your door, signed Gabriel.

#Jesse McCree #Genji Shimada #Gabriel Reyes #scenarios #Garbiel is hardcore #Don't prank him unless you want to die #Anonymous ;#asks #reader insert

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dubiouslexism · 6 years ago

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✨Marvel (You can pick the ship or characters) Horror AU✨

Ooh, alright!

So when I imagine a horror AU, I imagine the stereotypical horror situation that also bleeds into slight high school AU. Tony and Steve are kind of beefin', but it isn't too serious. Regardless, everyone's chosen a side and stick to their guns, with Natasha occasionally fueling the fire along with Thor, who is such a gossip. I imagine the original Avengers plan this huge getaway to a remote location in the woods and they also invite some of their younger classmates, like Peter and Shuri. (T'challa would've come, but like. He didn't have time for nonsense and from what rumors he'd been hearing, it was only nonsense.)

So.

They get to the cabin.

And it's already spooky, and Peter's psyched, but Bruce and Shuri aren't so sure. And meanwhile, Tony and Steve don't notice any weird, murdery vibes coming from the place because they're exuding weird, murdery vibes at each other. Bucky has to chill Steve out, while Pepper rips a new one into Tony, because this place doesn't need any more bad energy. And of course Stephen has to chip in when she says that and describes the bad vibes he's getting and everyone is just.

Antsy.

But rather than deciding to stay because obviously that's what horror victims do, they leave immediately and go to an amusement park instead because they're actually smart.

(Then Tony and Steve argue about what park they're going to.)

Thanks for the thingy! 🌱🖤

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227snewfacebookfries · 7 years ago

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On March 23, 2018, Wendy’s released its new hip-hop mixtape, titled “We Beefin?” If you haven’t heard it, it is available for listening on Spotify and Apple Music. Social media has blown the album into the stratosphere, entertained by the fact that such a popular food chain would unleash such wrath toward its competitors. I did not see this coming. I understood that Wendy’s was known on social media for being savage and having an attitude; however, this is an entirely new ballpark it’s playing in. The entire album is a diss toward competing food chains like McDonald’s and Burger King. “We Beefin?” was released in an effort to attract a younger target audience by creating a musical version of Wendy’s loud social media personality. The album has five songs, named “Twitter Fingers,” “Holding It Down,” “Rest in Grease,” “Clownin” and finally, “4 for 4$.” The most popular song on the EP is “Rest in Grease,” climbing through Spotify’s Global Top 50 list for popular songs. “Rest In Grease” is the best diss track by far, stinging McDonald’s directly with the lyrics: “You’re No. 1?That’s a joke/Why your ice cream machine always broke?/Why your drive-through always slow?/Why your innovation just can’t grow?” http://www.collegiatetimes.com/lifestyles/we-beefin-wendy-s-mixtape-changes-the-game/article_6fd4a3c2-3c43-11e8-923c-f7669ab8a678.html

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