#if the subreddit finds me its so joever

[gassybots]

(mainly asking about Quincy, Churchill, Ben, Eti, Obyn, and Corvus bc they're the only heroes I like)

What do you think their favorite foods are? And what do you think gives them the most gas? I personally think Churchill would really like sushi (Especially when Ben makes it) but it gives him awful gas as a result

Ok ok i can think of this. I can come up with better answers than NK just saying bananas...

Quincy: I've joked about this before but as one of the most active heroes, Quincy is a Carbpilled Protienmaxxer. His favorite food is pancakes and sausage, he's a Breakfast is the Most Important Meal of the Day Kinda Guy, and would also eat breakfast for dinner. In terms of what makes him gassy, he's pretty normal about it but he's actually been trying to build up his spice tolerance to impress Gwen. It's uh. Its a slow process. He's finally able to eat whole Jalepeños, but his guts are still not used to the spice of things, so it can build up and come out at the WORST of times. After nearly every attempt he's hiccuping and burping at the spice and it bites him in the ass (literally) later at night.

Churchill: I definitely agree with what you said, a big part of why Churchill loves sushi so much is the fact that he's a big fucking weeb. His body is built for British Slop like beans on toast and the moment his mouth touches anything more flavorful that fish and chips, you can bet he'll be hotboxing his tank throughout the day. It tastes so good to him that it's a very small price to pay, he's even tried doing some recipes from his favorite cooking mangas and they turned out really good, but you know how it is.

Ben: Ben is really complicated to me, because it all depends on his mood. If it's a good day, he's one of those "I only drink Fiji Water and eat RXbars as a snack" guys, but on Most days, he finds comfort in surviving entirely off Redbull and Cup Noodles. Needless to say this gives him gas for days (which is why he's trying to be better about his eating habits) but he's so exhausted from his bad sleep schedule that he needs the ease and comfort of the unhealthy stuff. His love of carbonated beverages is also not helping but even in his healthy mode he's still drinking sparkling water cause he's addicted to the fizz.

Etienne: As a Quebecois with an obsession with France, Eti is remarkably annoying about how much he enjoys shit like crepes and bourguignon, but at least he has the cooking skill to back it up. His main downfall is the mere fact that he will eat too much of it all. He's really a foodie and his desire to eat anything and everything that looks good (even things that arent his, RIP the sandwich quincy left in the fridge with his name on it) often leads for him to overstuff himself, which keeps his stomach very restless.

Obyn: See ok, so I headcanon Obyn as a guy who cannot handle processed foods. He's trying to branch out into society more often since he left the forest but his stomach is like "what is this?? Bread? Not on my watch" and it gives him AWFUL gas unbefiting for a guardian like that. His favorite foods are cranberries, lillies, and the occasional deer carcass he finds in the woods and anything more complicated than roasting a carrot over the fire and he'll be blasting gas from both ends all night.

Corvus: He'd lie to you and say his favorite food is "darkness" or some shadow the hedgehog shit like that, but genuinely. He's got a horrible sweet tooth. His most favorite food in the whole world is angel food cake with cream and strawberries, and it would absolutely ruin his reputation for anyone to find out. The book keeps whispering to him that he needs raw meat for susinance, and while he tries to ignore it, it can really leak into his subconscious so he tries to get in on that Deer Carcass action Obyn does. It doesn't end well for him. He's not built for the Raw Diet. His stomach won't shut up for hours afterward and then he swears he'll never again, and then the same thing happens next month.