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LLOYD IS IN LEGO FORTNITE AAAA HE LOOKS SO COOL I LOVE HIM SM

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What Kind of Music Slashers Would Vibe to Headcanons♪

This little thing popped into my head. Fyi, the canon timelines are thrown out the window for this so... Yeah.

Bring forth the bop~

RZ Michael Myers

"Let my weapons be your children, let my armies be your damned. Try to suffer on in silence, try to stop me if you can." --- This Cold Black by Slipknot

I think he'd really enjoy metal in general. I can totally see him unknowingly stomping to some Marilyn Manson and Meshuggah, though the lyrics and message probably will just fly over his head.

He listens to some heavy shit, but probably all the more mainstream bands/artists.

The loudness and organized chaos of the genre fills the void in his soul and reflects the state of his mind, despite his stoic and non-verbal outer demeanor.

Someone please do everyone a favor and introduce Michael to some death metal. Admit it, it really fits his aesthetic.

This is just based on speculation, but I suspect a 70% possibility of RZ Michael resonating with Cannibal Corpse. Fight me.

He hates classical music with a burning passion. Back in Smith's Grove, they played Bach's Air Sul G on tap. (its canon in the first movie lmao) He hates it. Mikey no likey.

Freddy Krueger

"No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's gonna slow me down. Like a wheel, gonna spin it, nobody's gonna mess me around." --- Highway to Hell, by AC/DC

Freddy listens to classic rock, period.

This guy is ngl a supporter of music taste discrimination. You listen to pop? Disgusting. You listen to Jazz? Disgusting. Classic rock is the epitome of all music.

He'll call you music-related slurs you never knew existed.

As stubborn adamant as Freddy is, he does harbor some guilty pleasures, including 70's hair metal and glam rock. Pshh. What a heckin hypocrite.

Some of his all time favorites are Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, and AC/DC.

(Basic bitch)

*Hip thrust movements to go with his 'The Sprinkler' dance moves, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses blasting in the background*

OG Michael Myers

He doesn't listen to music, but if he did, he would probably enjoy Jazz.

Michael only listens to Miles Davis because he enjoys his music and can't be bothered to discover more artists.

Oml Michael I know Miles Davis is amazing but don't neglect other iconic artists plzzz. Someone please make him listen to some Teddy Wilson and/or Dave Brubeck.

I imagine him sitting stiff-straight on a rocking chair (he just likes how it moves), knife in his lap, rocking and zoning-out relaxing to 'Blue in Green'. (I love that piece)

#AfterHeFinallyKillsLaurie

#RetirementGoals

He also hates classical music because of the same reason as RZ Myers. Seriously, if either of them so much as hears the opening chord of Air Sul G, expect the speaker to be stomped to a pulp in a split second.

Bubba Sawyer

Alright let's all be honest with ourselves... 70's pop and country is Bubba's shit.

Look me in the face and tell me he wouldn't adore ABBA, The Jackson 5, and Dolly Parton. Thats right you can't

Everytime 'Dancing Queen' starts playing on the radio, Bubba will drop everything and start busting down.

Ain't nothing and nobody stoppin him. Drayton is powerless against the supreme sovereignty that is ABBA.

But let's also appreciate the fact that our Bubster can motherfuckin get down. *wipes sweat from forehead + heart eyes*

He would also do passionate lip sync with his heart and soul, to Dolly Parton's 'I Will Always Love You'.

50% chance of him starting to cry right after he finishes his earnest performance.

*Holding Bubba in your arms, rubbing comforting circles on his back as he bawls hysterically, incoherently babbling on about how much he loves you*

I also feel for some reason he'd really like Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

Thomas Hewitt

"For one moment, I wish you'd hold your stage, with no feelings at all. Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free." --- Citizen Erased by Muse

Y'know what I have a hard time imagining the type of music Tommy listens to. Kutos, Mr. Hewitt, you have defeated me.

siKE

(This is where I yeet the timeline out of the window y'all)

Thomas enjoys Muse, Evanescence, and Radiohead. (Fight me)

He just loves how emotional their songs are. He'd have one earbud in as he works away at his projects for hours. The music helps him concentrate, it is also a source of emotional support to him.

Hearing the heart-wretching lyrical content of 'Lost in Paradise' performed so beautifully by Amy Lee's angellic voice is really comforting to him. It's like hearing about another person's experiences. It makes him feel less alone in dealing with his emotional and mental turmoils and burdens.

The first time Thomas heard 'Creep' by Radiohead, he almost cried.

He also listens to My Chemical Romance sometimes. He only knows the Black Parade album, but he loves it. If 'Creep' didn't make him cry, listening to that entire album from top to bottom sure did. He started sobbing half-way through 'Famous Last Words'.

Tommy is emotional boi 🥺

Brahms Heelshire

C l a s s i c a l

No matter how stinky Brahms is, you can't tell me that he's not classy.

Schubert is his bitch. Schubert's style tends to be quite majestic and/or dreamy, (generally) and can change color/sound very abruptly yet appropriately. (This is just my opinion based on experience with Schubert's pieces, but then I only know his piano pieces soo) (let's still cue that maestoso to scherzando transition)

But of course, Schubert isn't the only thing he listens to. He prefers the romantic period, so Mendelssohn, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Shostakovich, Brahms, Schumann, you get the gist, all the staples. Oh yeah Elgar too. To be a proud English lad.

*Brahms swaying in the living room with the grace of a baby giraffe, engrossed in the beautiful melodies in Schumann's Kinderszenen.*

(Oml please check out 'Von fremden Landern und Manschen' and 'Kind im Einschlummern') (For those who play piano, they aren't that difficult too totally recommend) (Ok sorry I'm done now)

Brahms would totally waltz around alone to Chopin's waltzes and nocturnes.

Oh yeah apart from that classy shit, he likes to jam to meme songs.

"Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play---"

*cut to Brahms passionately fortnite dancing*

Listens to The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals for a good laugh. (Please, all of his songs are gold)

Vincent Sinclair

He'll have 'emo' and 'classical' with a side of metal, thanks.

I headcanon that Vinny McWaxy is an INFJ, so the boy is likely prone to crippling existentialism. It would make sense for some aspects of his music taste to reflect that.

*cut to Vincent sitting rock-still on his workbench/stool, hands hover in mid-air, staring straight ahead, some John Cage piece playing*

You'll never hear this from Vincent but he enjoys sexy-time music. He has this whole erotic playlist he listens to while working. (Boy likes to feel sexy on the job, I respect that.)

I think its pretty much canon that Vinny loves MCR. (Hello fellow emo piece of shit 👋) His favorites are everything by them really. A hardcore fan. He used to have MCR, P!ATD, and 30 Seconds to Mars posters plastered everywhere in his workshop until he had to remove them all to add to the intimidation factor of his waxy hell for passer-bys. For the record, he is very gay for Frank Iero.

On the metal part of his spectrum is mostly classic metal, groove metal, and thrash/heavy metal.

Rammstein, Pantera, Vildhjarta, new and old Metallica, Dream Theatre, Coheed and Cambria. His bitches.

He also uses music to scare victims when bringing them down to his workshop. *cue horror movie soundtracks*

*KI KI KI MA MA MA*

Is a whore for the dramatics when in a good mood.

*Lacrimosa by Mozart plays as he makes a point to bring the wax painfully slowly down toward a drowsy and petrified victim*

A lament for your upcoming death, pitiful human.

Bo Sinclair

"The day has come for all us sinners, if you're not a servant you'll be struck to the ground." -- Beast and The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold

Bastard boy is into dad-music™. (same)

Dad rock, classic rock, pop punk, punk rock, old school pop, his shit.

He listens to a lot of the same bands as Freddy, but Bo (generally) doesn't discriminate and explores a more diverse variety of music.

Its a fandom canon that Bo loves Avenged Sevenfold. I totally agree.

A7x is the perfect amount of cynical, political, and shred for Beauregard, (I hc that ge hates his full name so plz don't ever call him Beauregard)

He listens to the radio whenever he's at work. Whatever that might be.

Will NEVER admit it, but he thinks Vinny's music taste is dope as hell.

He'll turn off the radio just to strain his ears to listen to Vincent's music downstairs. No one will ever know that though. You don't.

Actually likes classical music too. Its not one of his main genres but there's one piece he really likes, Second Movement of Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major.

He never thought he'd enjoy this type of music. Its so.... Calm. He discovered that piece from Vinny's playlist. When he first heard it on his brother's speaker, he fell in love. It was one of the extremely rare cases in which he'd be committed enough to ask Vinny the name of the music.

Tiny shuffle for man-kind, huge fuckin step for Bo. Good job Bo, we're proud of you.

Also pleeeeeaaase message me or request stuff, I'm bored and have little inspiration 🦊

I might do a pt2 of this, since I didn't write many of the boys and gals🤷‍♀️

Also sorry if I've neglected some genres/artists (Like i've neglected non-piano classical pieces.... Bc ya girl is just a pianist), a person can't know everything😗

---Zali 🖤

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The LGBT Problem...

Before I go any further, before you start typing some slur, let me explain that I am bisexual. That I'm a guy who likes dicks sometimes, and other times likes a pair of tits. So understand this is coming from someone who is a part of the community itself, and as a furry too, who is speaking like this.

Society is hitting this... "Peak"... I guess... Where everyone wants to be who they want to be. Everyone wants to be different, and I fully believe in everyone's rights to be free with what they want to be. Transgenders shouldnt be made fun of if they feel like they arent what they were born as, and I totally support a trans female making the bodily change of chopping off that penis and making themselves... Well, them! I have many, many problems with the community itself, however. A community I once loved until I started seeing the unnecessary movements, the whining, the complaining (seriously, hold off your typing, I'm not done).

I have a friend who is a trans-male, three, actually. I have two friends who are trans-female. But all of them differ in personalities. I want to start with a guy who I am just going to name as friend "Z" for privacy reasons. Z loves to play jazz music, and he enjoys hanging out with all his friends. While I'm not super close friends with him, I knew quite a bit about Z. First off, Z was born a female (seriously... Keep your fingers off the comments and the keyboard or touch screen or whatever you're using to read this) but believed that he was male throughout his entire life. Z has a more... *time to piss off some LGBT people* "feminine" body, even as my senior year ended. Well, whenever I would talk to Z, I would accidentally use the wrong pronouns. On occasion, I would accidentally say "she/her." But Z understood that, he didnt make a big deal out of it. Instead, he let it go because I was a friend who sometimes said the wrong thing. I was thankful because Ive seen how hateful this gender movement has become. Why do people point and laugh at us these days? ... Because the movement is just a fucking joke.

Look at it, people cant even decide who is supposed to be in the LGBT community anymore. Everything feels to be in shambles, torn apart by ourselves and our lack of awareness. I don't believe in very many genders, and its not because it isnt possible. All it creates in the long run is a complicated legal system that many wont understand. Change takes time, and some people refuse to change. A gay friend of mine - whom I will name as "Chap" - has tried to argue so many times that I'm wrong. Her arguments are rarely backed however. It reminds me of the "Black Lives Matter" movement, and I completely understood why the movement was created. But as soon as anyone tried to say that any other lives matter, it was deemed offensive.

I'm white. I'm Caucasian. I'm born from Germans. I have a Nazi ancestor. Yet I believe everyone should be treated equal. These movements aren't about being equal with the top dog anymore. They're about being above the top dog, making the top dog their slaves. Real talk here, I'm an author who wants to get scholarships and grant money for college. Do you know how much money I can get? Not much, just because I'm white and just because I dont play football. Why? Thats it. I dont know. I looked for scholarships but the only ones offered that I could take were for maybe $25. Whats that going to do for me? Buy me some ramen? Thats about all that money is good for. I hate sitting in the back lines with no fair shot at grants of $5000 and $10000. I come from a low-mid class family. We don't have the money for college, unless I go forty years in to debt. Probably sixty.

Someone in my town had to watch a dilemma in his workplace unfold recently. One of his coworkers, a guy, is very very productive. Like, top of the line productive at the workplace. He is always doing his job and is always working hard every shift. But a few months ago, a woman in the workplace noticed that her pay wasnt equal to his. Many in the workplace environment had to watch as this top worker quit his job because the CEO was too afraid to be sued by the girl who wanted equal pay as a guy who did twice as much work as she did.

Ask yourself this...

Is that fair?

This man - who worked 8 to 10 hour shifts - quit because a woman threatened to sue the bosses for giving him more pay for what seems like the same job? Yet he doesnt just do the bare minimum. Half the time, he is like a manager. He worked there for two years. This girl worked there for maybe six months. Why should she have equal pay to someone else if she doesnt go above and beyond?

She shouldn't.

Thats just one reason why this cause is a fucking joke. The laughing stock of the entire world. CEO's are afraid to fire female workers for not doing their job, male workers are quitting nice environments because the trans-somethingorother wants equal pay for less work, people think they should be paid more for little work at all. The average person thinks two years should always yield a raise. False. If youre doing the minimum of work required, you shouldnt get a raise at all.

I get that trans people are more likely to be brutally killed, but those facts aren't even supported by large amounts. Research teams twist facts and spin them just a little bit so that they can be used differently. I once read an article that said 48% of the gaming community was female. No, its not. Do you know how to get a number that high for female gamers? You start adding things that arent really "games" at all. I'm not saying female gamers don't exist, I know plenty. But I also know that it isnt anywhere near 50%, especially not that close. How does one manipulate these facts then? They redefine something, they tell this thing that it is something else. Tell me, is your mother who plays Words With Friends on Facebook a "gamer" by "gamer" definition? Most of you probably would say no, but is WWF not a game? It is, but it isnt anything big. When I think of gamer, I think of casual players who actually play console and pc games that have real content to them. Games like Skyrim, Overwatch, Red Dead, Super Mario, Sonic... All kinds if games, violent, puzzle, rpg, you name it. But is the mobile gamer a true-to-heart gamer? Maybe PUBG or Fortnite players... But beyond that, not very many games can truly be called games. Theyre just little addicting apps.

So when you tell me that "trans people are 25% more likely to be killed", did you only take your news off articles? Because few places report a white man's death anymore. I wouldn't trust the "fact" I gave. I'm sure aggression and hostility towards trans people is increased, and I'm sure they are targeted for assault and murder. But maybe only an extra 5% to 10%. Maybe.

I also understand that trans people are more likely to have their family and friends turn their backs on them. Chap tried telling me that if she told her parents, they would flip (this argument was five or six years ago). Well, Chap's parents learned she was gay... And they still accepted her. In fact, theyre helping her through all her actual mental problems like Depression, which she actually has. They told her what they always did, she wasnt allowed to date until she was 16. She started dating when she was 16, met a really nice girl and her parents loved the girl and made her a part of the family. I know this isnt true for everyone, some people do have those parents who hate their kids for being gay, bi, trans and all that but many will still love their children no matter what.

What makes this gender movement a joke is that misgendering someone should now be "terms for assault/misdemeanor". But why? So that these movement people can get more funds because they could legally sue others? I make mistakes, but because of my mistake, I should be tossed in jail or forced to pay $100K in "emotional damages" and a therapist because I made a mistake? Ive made the mistake of misgendering others several times, yet never before has any of them cared except for one. I'm no longer friends with that person, not because they're trans, but because they were being an asshole about my mistake.

You tell people like me to think before we speak? Go get some facts, real facts. Back up and support claims with evidence, not emotions. Using emotions will only lead to more trouble and abuse of a legal system. God knows Canada's legal system has been abused ever since the laws were put in place about the whole "misgendering" thing... And I actually like Canada.

Think. God dammit, think. I hate movements, theyre always causing more problems than theyre solving, and they rarely ever solve the problem intended to solve anyways!

I dont believe in more than 3 genders for legal reasons, not biological. How about we stop throwing science out the window? Whatever happened to the "stop labelling" movement... Eh...?