#if that’s the case you can probs expect some mass ic content when I get back bc drafts will go fast if I already have them written!

[stormbcrn]

I’m going out of town for just under a week and I’m not bringing my personal computer, just my work computer, so I won’t be posting ic for a little bit (which sucks bc I just got back into a small groove!) but will be here on mobile for ooc dms / small dash interactions 💜💜💜

[cybertronian-cupid]

*crashes in through the window*

Alrighty folks!

Since there are "almost adults" and minors on the prowl again, here's a little reminder before our Twitter and content that will be also posted on here, becomes a thing for real;

We keep saying this because we are still a new blog, and we want to make things clear from the begining! You guys have all been wonderful and amazing, and we wanna keep it that way!

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So, the short version:

This is an 18+ y/o selfship blog!

Don't wanna see porn with the muses? BLOCK #Cupids get fragged

Don't wanna see porn at all cuz you're here for the cute kind of selfshipping? BLOCK #Valveplug and #Suggestive

STILL seeing porn, even after all that? You either clicked the ReadMore by accident or your name is Jared, and in that case I will help you learn how to read first, before giving you a cookie and sending you on your merry way! If you come back a second time AND DECIDE YOU WANNA BITCH ABOUT CLEARLY TAGGED CONTENT, Mila will be here to help you, as she is the blog bouncer :3

[Gregoria and her longass explanation BELOW THE READMORE!]

Love you guys! 🖤💜🖤~🏩

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HI! I am a BIG LOVER of saying things "just in case" and general warnings regarding activity and such. SO, HERE WE GO!

This is an ADULT shipping blog. With SELF INSERTS and Anons and humans/humanoids being the main focus!

Yes, that would mean if you don't block certain tags! You're gonna see THE MUNS (Gregoria:ME! and Mila:MY DARLING!) GETTING SPIKED! SPIKING! SPIKES! VALVES! FRAGGING! PLUGS! JACKS! CABLES! WIRING! INSERT WHATEVER OTHER FANDOM WORD COULD BE USED!!!

(For anyone new to the fandom: smut and FUCKING with these giant metal robots! Or their holoforms! Humanformers? Mass displaced robots? To keep it short: fucking=fragging)

For the sake of anyone who doesn't wanna see self indulgent visual art like that, for anyone who is sex repulsed, or it just isn't their cup of tea... HEY! YOU'RE STILL FUCKING VALID AND AWESOME!

HERE ARE THE TAGS TO BLOCK IT FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU HAVE!

(Untagged porn is the last thing anyone wants to see on their dash... Which is also why there are so many WARNINGSSSSSS on this blog WHEN THERE SHOULD BE MORE SOFTNESS AND PORNNNNN THAT WAITS TO BE POSTED! Because while we trust you wonderful people, saying stuff beforehand will save us all headaches)

#Cupids get fragged: Muses fragging someone or getting fragged by someone

#Valveplug: anything you would not want your mother to see (Unless your mother is also a robot fucker and/or if she is only your mother in the bedroom... In that case, you still know best what your mommy wants to see)

#Suggestive: Someone might just be having a snack *proceeds to hold and handle the bananas and ice creams and etc in that way* Just a hint, not necesarily dirty... Yet >8}

As with any of our Valveplug posts, the art will be under a Read More/Keep Reading aka just a click away! There will be a short summary of what you can expect if y͟o͟u͟ click on that button!

*leans in*

We are adults, yes? We are all capable of understanding free will and what clicking a thing means, YES?

GOOD!

*leans back*

Neither me nor Mila are all knowing, nor do we want to be!

But you guys CAN ALWAYS TELL US

"Hey! Could you use this tag?" or

"Hey guys, this should be tagged X" or any variation, help is appreciated.

THIS BLOG IS MEANT FOR OUR FUN!

WE WANT TO SHARE OUR FUN WITH YOU FOLKS! If we make a mistake it's because WE AIN'T PRIMUS!

These longass posts I put out are HERE CUZ I AIN'T RATCHET! My enjoyment does not come from nagging you guys left and right! NEITHER DOES MILA! Neither does Ratchet probs, but! Not the point!

We are also not gonna beat around the bush.

So let me say it loud and clear!

THIS is A SELFSHIPPING BLOG!

THIS, to us, INCLUDES THE HORNY VISUALS! (Yea, yea, I am personaly also a slut for cuddling by the fire and drinking the beverage of your choice, but hey. Sometimes you want to frag a sentient dino or a bucket or an airplane or a truck or a motorcyle or *vague motion illustrating a vehicle*... You know?)

YOU DON'T WANNA SEE IT?! we respect your decision, there are tags in place for you to block if you no likey (scroll back on top of this post), hopefuly you can stay and enjoy the softness!

But if you're leaving now, thank you for the wonderful time we've had, have some cookies for your troubles, tataaa, enjoy a different blog, AND BE KIND AND CONSIDERATE TO THE FELLOW ARTISTS, THANK YOUUUUU!

(I ain't no ones mommy, but bare minimum decency is a thing that seems to be lacking in fandoms these days ^w^)

*deep breath*

Alrighty~

Now that THIS is all nice and addressed and cleared up! It's time for me and my darling to tackle those requests of yours~

UNTIL NEXT TIME YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE! TAKE SOME COOKIES FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR!

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

*jumps back from whence I came*

Lots of love,

~Gregoria🏩