#if she's lucifer's daughter she should be more interesting 😭

[shaylai]

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Part 2 of my last post because I'm doing a thing

[mamm00rin]

THAHB:

- the horse and his boy has a FUN STORY IDGAF!!! (Other than the whole… uh… racism part….. cause what the hell)

- aravis is a raging lesbian cause what was that whole thing with lazarlene about?! Hello?? I was so sad she didn’t invite or like idk save lazarlene and marry her in the end 😭😭😭

- completely interpreted Aslan tearing her back up as some sort of gay punishment or something (“it’s because she drugged her maids and they got tortured and punished for it” yes it is AND because Aslan is a homophobe!!!)

- ARAVIS AND SHASTA ARE SO SIBLING CODED I ALMOST THREW UP AT THE ENDING (MARRIED? WHAT? THE ? FUCK?)

PC:

- gay ass “he was tongue-tied speaking to a king” line

- Caspian 🏳️‍🌈

- Caspian is a gazillion times more interesting in the book as a dumb little dear in headlights than a rival to Peter, he’s clearly infatuated with the man

- in the movie, I interpret that line of “when I’m older I’ll understand” by Lucy to be hinting at her crush on Caspian in the next movie (horrible plot decision truly)

- when Edmund says “I’m older and I don’t want to understand” I see this as foreshadowing of his pretty much being forced into a whirlwind romance with Caspian (delusional), forced to understand himself (LOL!!!)

- not a fan, never been a fan of Susan and caspian in the movies nor the books (they don’t even interact in the book which is a shame!)

- I just think it would be more interesting if Caspian was part narnian or trans, something to set him apart from the pevensies

TVOTDW:

- movie infinitely gayer boys? Significantly toned down lesbians? oh my god

- Lucy had a crush on her friend, that’s why she was so hurt and clings to her lololol she’s such a lesbian

- book has its moments!!

- another exhibit in my “Caspian is gay” agenda, him pretty much not interested in women the entire time until he meets a FUCKING FALLEN STAR GIRL… She’s literally enchanting all of them 😭

- not sure what Lilliandil is supposed to symbolize biblically other than the child of Lucifer (Ramandu is very… Lucifer coded? Trying to get in the good graces of god by marrying his daughter off to the “King David” of the story much?) And a wrong and dishonest decision/test on Caspian because of the events of the next book?

- so many thoughts on the “dark island” being hell! It’s just an infinite feast every day! Why is Cain’s Edmund’s knife that killed Aslan there hm?

TSC:

- caspian is such a doomed character, from being raised by a tyrant and of multiple generations of tyrant’s blood, he pays with the punishment of losing his wife and child to another temptress (lots of temptresses in the story lmao… gotta be some sort of gay allegory)

- Caspian should have been in an even worse condition when they came back!! For the funnies!

- is this unpopular? JILL IS BLACK ! SHE IS NOT!!! A WHITE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR AGAIN ☹️☹️☹️ CS LEWIS TRY TO MAKE A DIFFERENT CHARACTER CHALLENGE!!, no but she’s black, I never and will never see her as some white girl.

- idk what some people are on about of “cant wait to see eustace as a badass in the next movie!” From TVOTDW movie cause he’s not really even a badass here 😭 he just suffers but this time with the bestie! The duo even does everything wrong here!

TLB:

- that bird evil devil Aslan’s design goes hard

Give me your unpopular Chronicles of Narnia opinions!

I'll go first, I actually liked The Voyage of the Dawn Treader movie better than the book. Also, Caspian in the books has the personality of a sack of potatoes. Movie Caspian is interesting personality wise, but book Caspian is really boring for the most part.