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Inuktut just became the first Indigenous language spoken in Canada to be on Google Translate. Inuktut, a broad term encompassing different dialects spoken by Inuit in Canada, Greenland and Alaska is one of the most widely spoken Indigenous languages with roughly 40,000 Inuktut speakers in the country. Dialects of Inuktut include Inuktitut, Innuinaqtun, Inuvialuktun, Nunavimmiutut and Nunatsiavummiutut.

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Post about ableism around hygiene:

I think what a lot of non-disabled people don’t get about certain disabled people and not showering for example is that sometimes we just can’t do it and for some of us; most of the time or all the time we can’t do it. We’re not ‘being lazy’ or ‘trying to bother people’. Of course not all disabled people struggle with this, there’s a wide range of disability but I think we should acknowledge the people who do ( including myself ).

Some disabled people can’t shower often maybe because they don’t have the energy, maybe because they need assistance, maybe because of sensory issues, everyone is different. Some of us use alternative methods of getting ourselves clean like wipes but we’re still somewhat clean and some of us can’t do that either. Some of us can’t brush our teeth regularly or at all. Some of us can’t wash our hair regularly or at all. Some of us have bladder issues. And more.

None of these are a moral failing and I’m tired of some people pretending they are.

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by Kirill Uyutnov

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I need more people need to understand intersex people are very relevant in discussions of moving away from gendered terms when discussing organs.

Yes, not exclusively referring to women when you talk about something specific to ovaries does in fact, correctly include trans men who have them. but there are cisgender men with ovaries. who are intersex. there are cis people who have "out of place" organs who can yes, still be effected usually by said medical things.

topics like ovarian cancer is not a women's issue, but its not a 'female' issue either. please remember that there are cisgender intersex people included- its not a strictly transgender topic. There are cisgender women with testes. there are intersex people with "external" genitals that look one way, but with "internal" reproductive organs.

When you say "people with testes" youre not just helping include transgender people, but its very, very much an intersex topic. Please remember to at least recognize us, because i know asking to be included is far too often, just too big of a question.

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Balloon SMP vod masterpost

These are the vods i could find uploaded to youtube. Some of these are playlists some are the channels themselves. Not everyone streamed every day and not everyone has finished uploading vods.

might as well link the official balloonsmp site, where you can find everyone’s twitch pages and/or socials even though the smp is over! check out some of their other stuff (streams, art, etc), it rules frfr

Please support the devs if you can!

Team A

SocksBX (has a vod edit out)

Skullvolver (playlist) | (vod edit)

@buggleboos (vod channel)

Woops (playlist) | (vod edit)

Team B

@breakbeatbun (playlist)

@jame7t (vod channel)

Team C

@padabana (playlist)

@auskbear (playlist)

Yocow (Yoda) (playlist)

@sophiesteak (playlist)

@clebables/Gutstosis (playlist)

Couldn’t find anything for Team D, sorry! Check out the website to find their twitch vods!

Team E

@hollowtones (vod channel)

@sophiebaybey (playlist)

Team F

@kuueater (playlist)

@therenobee (vod channel)

@bennflynt/Char (playlist)

thats all i could find as of now, feel free let me know if i’m missing any or if some more get uploaded so i can update this post.

Thank you so much to everyone involved in this, it was amazing!

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Being a fan of ordinary sausage is like receiving a pipe bomb in your mail and not having a reaction when it explides in your face

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IM IN MY SCREAMING TUBE

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harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps

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i got crayons :3

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types of nap, ranked by me (an experienced napper)

the siesta: the oldest and most reliable form of nap! you go to sleep around noon. you wake up an hour or two later feeling well-rested and prepared to face the rest of the day. this is the pinnacle of nap perfection. 10/10

the businessman’s nap: you have a limited amount of time on your hands, so you schedule a nap into your packed timetable and set an alarm. you spend half the duration of the nap worrying that you’re wasting valuable nap time by lying awake, and the other half sunk into a torpor so deep that when your alarm rings, it takes you a good few minutes to remember your own name. once you’ve splashed some cold water on your face you feel much better. 7/10

EW STICKY: you were cold at first, so you piled on the blankets and wriggled into your favourite comfy sweater. this was nice. now you are awake and trapped in a horrible sweaty gordian knot of your own devising. this is not nice. when you peel off the sweater you find to your horror that you have left an actual damp patch behind on the bed, like some sort of giant dead fish that can’t stop leaking its gross fish juice everywhere. 5/10 it was at least cosy to start with

the interrupted nap: someone barges into your room and starts talking to you. “wtsfhggl?” you enquire. they give you a judgemental look, and ask why you are sleeping in the middle of the day. “ghhfshsxkls,” you reply, graciously. they tell you to get up. you get up. the rest of the day feels like an extension of whatever dream you are having before you were disturbed. you boil with quiet resentment and shame. 4/10

the unsuccessful nap: you are tired. you want to take a nap. you lie down. you wait. you wait. time moves sluggishly forwards. you wait. your brain feels like a cup of mushy porridge but your eyes refuse to close. the noise of your fan is infuriating. you wait. eventually, you are forced to accept that this nap is simply not going to happen, and you have wasted 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing. god fucking dammit. 2/10

the handy-dandy fast-forward button: you really just want this day to be over as soon as possible, and the best way you can think of to do that is to take a nap. you only meant to sleep for an hour, but when you wake up it is already evening. the day is over. you glean no satisfaction from this. you kill time until you feel justified in going back to bed again, and spend the rest of the night tossing and turning, unable to sink back into the blissful stupor from which you so recently emerged. 0/10

The Unpleasantness: when you fall asleep, it is dark. when you awaken, it is light. this is the natural order of sleep, but perverted into a form that is frightening and wrong. you feel deeply unsettled and do not know why. are you sick? what does time mean? what does anything mean? maximum despair. -1000/10.

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The idea of American students regularly getting 100/100 scores is so funny. In The Netherlands they will never give you that. A 100 is for god

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Not to be vague but not again please

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pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it