cyanendoskel
victimized by the french language
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my name is pai and i'm full of beans. side blog. adult. content not suitable for all viewers. I probably fit your dni criteria.
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cyanendoskel · 3 hours ago
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This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
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cyanendoskel · 3 hours ago
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Jewish man praying in Galicia, early 20th century
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cyanendoskel · 3 hours ago
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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cyanendoskel · 3 hours ago
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a custom commission for @honig-bienchen! my final commission project for the year, and one of the most fun. i've been wanting to make a dragonborn doll for a while, but had not gotten around to it, and this character design was incredibly cute & a joy to work with.
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cyanendoskel · 4 hours ago
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Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998
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cyanendoskel · 4 hours ago
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i see you walk in the sky
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cyanendoskel · 5 hours ago
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Pennant-winged Nightjar (Caprimulgus vexillarius), male, family Caprimulgidae, order Caprimulgiformes, South Africa
photographs by Manfred Suter
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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I fucking swear it toothpaste ends up being the first oc I post art of on here... yall haven't even seen my sona outside of my icon.....
wanted to throw a fit about a dream character I've been doodling but then I remembered I haven't posted any art here so it would all be completely without context :/
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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jokes about the french and dutch languages are popular on here but it's important to keep the anglophones humble by reminding them that their language is basically those two combined
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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i could write a story set in a world where birds are known for spreading diseases and everyone thinks birds are gross and disgusting and people are afraid of them & if you say "wow that bluejay is really pretty" then people look at you like you have a third head, or tell you about how much they hate birds. and if you say "i think maybe the bird hate is unjustified" then everybody says "so do you think it's good that some people get the disease from them and die!?" or they say "i think all birds should go extinct. there's other animals that can do whatever roles they do in nature. let's kill them all" and this is a popular opinion. does it sound familiar? huh? does it? wouldn't that suck? bugs. it's bugs.
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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Lake Eerie 12/24/22 by Tim Oehm
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Lake Eerie 12/24/22 by Tim Oehm
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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I know this might sound stupid, but you shouldn't use the Lords name in vain. It's offensive.
If jesus was real i would eat him
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cyanendoskel · 6 hours ago
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It's fun when you can tell things about people by what colours they like to surround themselves with. Someone who likes wearing and decorating all their stuff with green is usually a calm, chill, down to earth kind of a person. They don't usually even notice how much of all their things are green, they just see a green thing and think "oh, pretty" and don't even put together just how much of their stuff ends up unintentionally being green.
Someone whose clothes and stuff are predominantly purple is something else, that's a Distinct Kind Of Personality who enjoys having a distinct colour scheme and goes out of their way to get it. Purple is too unusual of a colour to just accumulate unintentionally. A person whose belongings are mainly purple enjoys knowing that the people who know them probably first think "oh, That Person would probably like that" whenever they see something purple.
But someone who specifically enjoys the combination of purple and green? Yeah that's a harder than average herb wizard.
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cyanendoskel · 8 hours ago
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i know we all love to overthink stuff but its important to remember not to lose yourself in the process. sometimes you just are, and thats okay.
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cyanendoskel · 8 hours ago
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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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