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not to go off topic but i think that ideal post-canon dungeon meshi situation for kabru is for him to simultaneously have a slowburn domestic cozy noodles and rare escapes to go monster hunting and falling asleep in the same bed situation with mithrun AND some sort of high politics high stakes power dynamics they can't escape, manipulation equally matched by hopeless affection, glances shared over council tables, getting caught in the closet with the king again (explaining basic social protocols to him) thing with laios.
then just as he's coming to terms with his own feelings and the possibility that they might be romantic he learns that mithrun and laios have in fact been carrying on some sort of psychosexual no-strings affair the whole time (mithrun sits on the dresser and dispassionately explains horrific and bizarre monster situations from around the globe while laios gets off seven feet away)
#dungeon meshi#mithrun#laios touden#kabru of utaya#labrumisu#sometimes Mithrun tells Laois about how he would have mercy killed him#and laios tells Mithrun what it felt like to have the demon spasm and die under him#hashtag just boys night#before you ask me how kabru didn’t realize this was happening#he KNEW they were having little secret meeting he just thought it was therapeutic#which in a sense trying to make each other cry is but#they always looked like they’d had a really cathartic conversation when they came out of laios’ room! mithrun was so cheerful afterwards#in fairness it was good for them#they were both having fun and letting off steam#it’s only kabru who’s being weird about it per usual
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more afton sibling content i Beg....
They’re getting a picture taken
#Asks#my art#i havent decided on what they’d look like. Bare with me#I imagine Elizabeth is the only one that likes pictures#I am just projecting. Sorry#Cc looks exactly like me in an old family photo when I was little#Anyway I’ll put this in the tag#Fnaf#Michael afton#elizabeth afton#crying child fnaf
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Ghost Chirps AU Part 5
Part 1 & 2
Part 3
Part 4
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While “Jason” (i.e. Alfred with an empty jet that Jason will meet up with later in order to “arrive” in Amity) hops a private jet, Red Hood is busy searching the Fenton home from top to bottom.
The local police move slowly, and by the time they arrive Jack and Maddie Fenton are both tied up and disarmed in their living room under heavy guard.
They hadn’t been restrained immediately, Batman talking him into giving them a chance to implicate themselves first.
Hood let him take the lead, but he didn’t even get a chance to ask a question, being cut off at the first indication he might want to talk about their “work.” Less than 60 seconds in, and the pair had outright confessed to violating the meta protection acts - and in tedious detail.
The questioning didn’t suffer any from them being tied up.
Far from the mulish silence or crocodile-tear laden denial of most criminals, they instead doubled down, insisting that nothing they had done was illegal, then jumping to the assumption that they were “possessed” - and boy had it been a nasty surprise when the whole house came alive trying to attack them with a quick verbal command.
Well, trying to attack Hood. And only him, for some reason.
One laser also freed the Fentons, who turned out to have even more weapons built into their suits.
Somehow.
Despite them being skintight.
That had been a pain, but Red Robin was able to hack the system using one of the couples’ own devices while Hood dodged - and kept the stray fire away from the others - leaving everyone else to recapture the pair. A blessedly simple task once they found out the lasers would splash harmlessly off of their armor (save for a gross film of green goop left wherever they grazed).
They take turns knocking each unconscious to change them in order to properly disarm them - Batman and Nightwing taking Jack first, followed by Orphan and Spoiler dealing with Maddie.
The only non-weapon laden clothing they own turns out to be pajamas.
This is around when the police show up, looking hesitant.
They, too, cite the “Anti-Ecto Acts.”
Oracle had debriefed them on the supposed Acts and “Ghost Investigation Ward” on their short drive over. Both were utterly bogus - the Acts had never even been proposed, let alone been approved as law, and the so-called “GIW” had no ties to the government.
The Fentons had been furious and denied the information intensely when told, but the cops mostly just looked relieved.
Apparently there’d been a lot of property damage by the GIW and Fentons both that had supposedly been dismissed under the Acts as “necessary in the pursuit of ecto-scum.”
For the Fentons, half of this damage was in the form of broken fire hydrants, cracked sidewalks, and totaled cars - they’d never been good drivers, before, the cops disclosed, but they’d become even more negligent since the ghosts began appearing, to the point they had to have a news segment warning when they would be on the road.
The lack of fatalities thus far had been nothing short of a miracle, they claimed.
“Of course there haven’t been any fatalities!” Mrs Fenton defends. “Our work is to protect people from those things, not make more! Officers, listen to reason-” Hood snorts disdainfully -”The Red Hood is clearly a ghost! All our systems targeted him the moment they came online - and they only target ecto-entities. He’s clearly taken these heroes under his sway - why else would they be working with a murderer!? You have to do something before he starts up his killing here in Amity!”
The officers look at him a bit hesitantly, but Batman is unmoved and gives the cover story Hood had outlined back in the alley.
Any concerns the locals have are quickly assuaged.
But for the whole explanation, Jason is trying not to shake even as he falls apart in place.
Their little website called them ghost-hunters, making it pretty clear what “ecto-entities” meant.
Their system supposedly only targets ecto-entities.
The system had only targeted him.
The system only targets ghosts.
Jason had died.
A lot of his family members had died, too, granted.
But Jason was the only one who seemed to come back wrong - anger sticking in his throat and never quite fading, an inclination towards violence even when he wasn’t angry well beyond what he’d ever felt before, and a sea of other emotions (that he would never acknowledge aloud) and triggers for those emotions that he always struggled to make heads or tails of.
He doesn’t have the meta gene. He knows that. He knew that.
He just assumed that the test missed it, because he knows he doesn’t know magic - the All Blades being the only exception - and he couldn’t think of another explanation at the time.
But he came back wrong.
And as he stands there, he wonders if he came back at all, mind on Solomon Grundy.
Wonders if he isn’t just some ghost, wandering around possessing his own corpse.
He jolts, as the thought strikes him: what about Danny?
If he’s a ghost and chirping is a ghost thing then what about his KID!?
Absently, he notes that Bruce has started interrogating the cops on what they meant by “ghost attacks.”
He ignores the discussion, hustling for the door in the kitchen down to the lab.
He slams and locks the door behind him - in Red Robin’s face - as he descends, making a b-line for the computer he’d seen when the Fentons had dragged them all down there to start bragging about their crimes.
The only thing Oracle could get out of the whole building was things that were openly available online; direct connections were impossible.
Opening up the screen, he gets to cracking.
Going for the surface level files first, it turns out he doesn’t even need so much as a password to find what he wants.
One of the video game sub-files has an unrelated file in it: ghost notes.
There are plenty of other notes, of course, but he’d only been skimming to start, looking for anything hidden.
The Fenton parents were too open to bother, of course, with plenty of more obvious files strewn haphazardly across the home screen, but it’s always better to check. That there is a hidden file means it was likely made by either Danny or Jazz.
And it’s a treasure trove.
Sub-files for rogues, allies, conditional allies, and “halfas” were what greeted him.
The last being the only term he didn’t recognize, he clicked.
6 files: Clones, Danny, Dani, Dan, Vlad, and Red Hood.
He clicks his own file.
What greets him is a picture of himself 4 days ago, looking just to the left of the lens in an alley that he distinctly remembers searching for the kid in.
Just below is text.
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??? Name: Red Hood
Species: probably a halfa
Status: Nnnneutral? I think? I know, I know, heads in bags. But Valerie tries to kill me all the time! And we’re allies sometimes! Hood- uh- looked for me? Okay I guess I can’t really judge this yet but please read the first met section before you judge please you guys?
First met: Aug 17, 2005, was in Gotham to bother Batman, stopped to think a bit on some fire escape - decide on the first prank yknow - but then my ghost sense went off. It felt like a halfa so I thought “oh cool, must be Dani” so I chirped, but then Red Hood - who was chasing some guy down an alley at the time - froze and looked around. I dropped visibility and chirped again and yeah, he definitely heard it. Humans can’t so he’s definitely a halfa - no glow so he can’t be a full ghost and it felt nothing like an overshadowing.
Ended up following Hood around the rest of week - forgot to prank Batman, damn - and playing hide-and-seek with the chirps. It was really funny. But he very obviously doesn’t know he’s a halfa. But the guy is, like, scary levels of smart, so I’m sure he’ll figure it out on his own now that the chirp thing made it clear that something is up. Hopefully.
I figure I can go back in winter break - he should have it figured out and let his emotions process enough by then to at least hear me out when I explain the AEA and GIW and everything, then it won’t matter so much if he can, like, track me by voice or something if I talk since we’ll have MAD by then.
Despite his reputation, the people living in his haunt seem to love the guy. I can see why. On top of the whole smart he’s actually really nice to people he’s not shooting in the knees (which only even happened one time in the week I was there? It was actually pretty relaxing - most quiet week I’ve had since the portal opened THANK YOU TUCKER for hacking the portal hatch to be inoperable for a week).
Where was I? Oh yeah, he’s actually surprisingly nice to people? So like, I think he’ll probably hear me out if I go back and be polite? I hope. Hate to leave the guy in the dark and him end up on the GIWs dissection table for “lots and lots of painful experiments.”
Not that those guys could even catch the Box Ghost. But uh, Hood doesn’t seem to have powers either? Or if he does he doesn’t know about them I don’t think - he only used the chirp the whole time I was their - not even to cheat with moving around.
Seriously. That guy's acrobatics could make Freakshow’s contortionist green - er, red??? - with envy. Actually wait, aren’t contortionists and acrobats different things?
SAM NOTE: help^?
Powers:
?
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Jason leans back, breathing deeply.
“Not a full ghost,” “not 'overshadowed'” - a term that sounds likke some kind of cousin to possesision - “definitely a halfa,” “humans can’t hear chirps.”
Halfa.
Half.
Ghost.
Half Ghost.
It should sound absurd - you can’t be half alive and half dead.
But Jason has seen the Lazarus pits, has met Solomon Grundy, has met aliens and bullshit magic and can pull magical swords out of his own damn chest.
Half alive. Half dead.
Hopefully not just a fancy way to say possessing his own corpse.
He doesn’t have time to deal with every file - he’ll “confiscate” one of their USBs with a copy of everything for himself before leaving the rest to Batman & co, of course, minus the halfa files (a small part of him wants to shove his condition in Bruce’s face and demand he kill the clown again even though he knows it’s a futile hope, but the rest - the same part that snapped and denied and refused to say he was a meta less that a day ago now - cannot stomach the thought of even more rejection. Of a Bruce that believes he’s a monster. Of a Bruce that mourns him even while he’s right there. Or at least, more than he already does.) - but while the files copy he take the time to look at Danny’s.
The image has two people, Danny Fenton on one side and a version of the kid in a black hazmat suit with white hair, tanned skin, and painfully familiar green eyes. And floating.
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Human Name: Danny Fenton
Ghost Name: Danny Phantom
Species: Halfa (half-human, half ghost)
~~~
It’s the section after that that makes Jason’s breath catch in his throat.
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Death: The Portal Accident
So like, there was no audio (thank GOD I do not want to hear myself screaming) so. Details: When the portal didn’t work when they plugged it in mom and dad left for fudge, Jazz went to try and talk them into a more realistic career choice than ghosts. Sam and Tucker came over and Sam dared me to climb in and check it out - it was broken anyway so no harm. Except it wasn’t broken, just that my parents put the on button inside. Which I caught myself on when I tripped on a wire.
Anyway, electrocution!
(T - Danny for the love of god be more serious, the cheerful tone is creepy)
(D - Hey! I’m the one who died! Shouldn’t I at least get to write my own epitaph)
(S - …Danny this is not an epitaph. You don’t even HAVE a grave)
(D - wow way to rub it in Sam)
(T - yeah Sam)
(S - ugh! Whatever, just stop with the chatting in official files)
(T - “official”)
(S - Tucker.)
(T - shutting up now)
Electrocution! I got zapped to death, but the ectoplasm from the portal was also opening up on top of me and a lot got bonded to me I guess (S - probably because of the electricity with how you ended up with some of Vortex' powers for a little while) at the same time said electricity was reviving me? - probably getting my heart beating again or something, I was a little busy screaming to pay attention (T - yeah okay we're going to Nasty Burger after this. And playing Doomed) - not that it would’ve mattered without the ghostification preventing me from melting me all the way to death.
Status: Me!
Powers:
Chirps! (ghost echolocation of some kind! humans can't hear em - halfas can, of course, in either form)
Form Change (really Sam? This barely counts)
Human form
Ghost form (no need to breathe)
Flight (last clock speed 210mph) (T - and climbing. Dang dude)
Invisibility (S - don’t forget shareable.) (Shareable. sigh)
Intangibility (Shareable)
Ecto Rays (eyes & hands) (T - and butt) (D - dude! I’m deleting that. Tucker why can't I delete it. TUCKER) (T - bow down in awe of my ksill) (S - ksill) (D - ksill) (T - yeah okay it’s permanent now) (D - aw man!)
Ghost Sense (S - why do we never test your range?) (D - no need? They always make themselves obvious or are being sneaky specifically to annoy me so *shrug*) (S - I still think we should test it)
Power Absorption (that time with Vortex’s weather powers)
Cryokinesis (Wayyyyy to much ice. NOT testing max output on that) (T - yeah frozen city was enough, let’s not cause an ice age. Tech needs some cool but too much is still bad and I just upgraded Patricia)
Ghostly Wail (cone of destruction, very exhausting - always at max output. Not to be used)
GHOST FORM ONLY (but really just never)
Cartoon Body (D - what???) (S - Freakshow literally turned you into a puddle and you just turned back and were fine. I don’t know what else to call that) (D - okay fair. but:)
GHOST FORM ONLY
Physical Enhancement (better strength, speed, stamina, durability, reflexes, balance, etc much better than human) (T - why does this look like dnd knockoff stats haha)
GHOST FORM ONLY (S - obviously mr last place in PE)
Resistances (pretty solid on the overshadowing, avoided being taken in by Ember until targeted, didn’t get turned to stone during the Medusa thing) (S - which was pure luck! Be careful!)
Ecto Electricity (ghost stinger, but I really don’t think this counts Sam. I mean I just. Make my ecto zappy. But it’s still just ecto) (S - so is your ICE and you don’t just call that "just cold ecto") (D - fine, but it feels overly specific) (S - maybe writing it all down will make you stop. Forgetting. POWERS!) (D - come on Sam that was a lucky hit! I was distracted! And it turned out fine!) (S - Fenton…) (D - oop okay doing fire now)
Ecto Fire (made Dash’s shoes melty that one time by make the ecto hot) (T - really needs more testing)
Tech possession (chasing Technus into computers, not very tested)
Ghost form only, i guess?
Overshadowing (control people, copy their voice, invade dreams - the control one erases the person’s memory so they don’t know they were overshadowed just lost time. I hate Walker. SO much) (T - rip Danny’s reputation, you’ll be missed)
Probably ghost form only
Duplication (T - That’s optimistic) (D - I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY!?) (S - pretty sure it just falls under cartoon body until you can actually separate) (D - :( betrayal)
Probably ghost form only
More? (D - ugh I hope not) (T - hey don’t say that, maybe you’ll get a power to make the JL give a crap about Amity) (D - honestly I’m getting pretty close to letting Boxy loose in Gotham) (S - Danny, don’t stoop to their level!) (D - it's only box ghost!) (T - I mean he has a point)
~~~
Jason changes his mind, seeing the commentary, and deletes the entire hidden file from the computer as soon as his copy is made. He can go over everything and bring any important info to Bruce separately, the bat’s can just chew on the parents’ files for now.
Once the original files are thoroughly and irretrievably removed he pockets his shiny new USB, makes a second one with all the official files, and heads back up and out - carelessly brushing past a thoroughly irate Red Robin with a pair of firemen and broken jaws of life. And not a scratch on the door; impressive - just in time to get Oracle’s text that he’s got 2 hours and 16 minutes to be at the location on his HUD so he can “arrive” to Amity.
And a fresh set of civilian clothes will be waiting in the plane, Alfred as reliable as ever.
“Files,” he says, tossing the safe USB to Batman and interrupting his interrogation of the police officer.
He catches it effortlessly of course, but the officer stops paying attention to him to jolt at Hood’s reappearance - even outside of Gotham his reputation is fierce.
“I sent a copy to myself. I’ll review them and give you an overview, but other than that consider this the end of my involvement in this little shitshow,” he says, continuing smoothly to the door. “I’m heading back to Gotham.”
Now, he has a little over two hours before Jason Todd needs to arrive in Amity Park. He only needs to lay hands on a laptop that he can isolate from Babs’ influence and he should be able to review the Halfa files in full before he "lands" - after he figures out just why the kid has a grudge against the JL.
#The defenses only attacked jason because the others are liminal#But not quite liminal enough for the Fenton House to pick up on#He’s the only one who died and had it really *stick* thus why he’s the only halfa#Sure the others died but they were all revived fully#Death left a stain#Not a chain#Jason has one foot in the grave#The others bat’s just have some graveyard dirt smudged on their pants cuffs#I can keep going with the metaphors#lol#Anyway#Their contamination is. Like. not worse than the average person living on the opposite side of the city as the Fentons#(which is a lot compared to everyone else in the whole world#but not much in terms of “will the house shoot me”#Fenton ghost detecting devices aren’t that precise yet)#The “files” aren’t super professional because like. They’re 14.#It’s organized sure but it’s not gonna be scientific paper levels (& they’d feel uncomfy making it too scientific sounding)#There’s powers missing on purpose (not thinking of thing as a power. All 3 forgot about it. Etc)#So why did the JL ignore Amity you ask?#Info blackout#One does not simply ignore the Meta Protection Acts and pretend to be a gov’t agency without taking precautions#Everything out of Amity Park is sanitized as hell. (ha#and doesn’t that just fit the GIW clean-obsession)#“But Mutable!” I hear you cry “What about Undergrowth & Vortex!”#I don’t remember Undergrowth’s radius of effect but I’m saying my AU he was Amity-only and the GIW set up a blockade to intimidate witnesse#Same deal with Pariah town-knapping the place (GIW base was JUST out of the town-knapping radius. Lucky them)#As for Vortex#the storms themselves made it impossible to track anything through normal means#(ie no cams caught Sam & Tucker’s jet taunting Vortex except some people with cells on the street. But wind killed all the audio)#So as far as the world is concerned there was a freak storm and it went away
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Thoughts on the Curseblades?
the Curseblades are interesting because they’re related to a concept that seems very unique to hornsent culture… tutelary deities:
“Curseblades appear to dance when they spin their shimmering circular blades. These ascetics, who failed to become tutelary deities, were a scourge for those who attempted to invade the hornsent homeland.” (Curseblade Meera)

“Attire of the tower's ascetics, embodying their commitment to an austere existence of strict self-control. In order to ascend from their mortal flesh into tutelary deities of the land, they heighten their spirituality through severe ascetic training.” (Ascetic’s Loincloth)
“Weapon of the masked Curseblades. Circular backhand blade with wave-like cutting edges, sharpened into points that incite blood loss. Long ago, this was employed by the ascetics who strove to become tutelary deities as a ritualistic object in their self-flagellating dances.” (Curseblade’s Cirque)
The Curseblades are essentially a religious sect who live as ascetics in order to ascend as tutelary deities, which are in fact the hornsent corpses holding the Revered Spirit Ash that you find all across the lands of the tower:

“Spirit ash of those who came before, infused with potent spirituality. Acquired from the corpses of hornsent and other objects that ritually decorate townships and villages across the realm of shadow. Consume these at sites of grace to bolster your Revered Spirit Ash Blessing. The Revered Spirit Ash Blessing bolsters both summoned spirits' and spectral steed's abilities to deal and negate damage but has no influence outside the realm of shadow. The withered corpses were called tutelary deities, and Revered Spirit Ash was said to quietly accumulate in the palms of their hands.” (Revered Spirit Ash)
The word “tutelary” means “serving as a protector, guardian, or patron,” so the purpose of these tutelary deities were probably something like spiritual guardians or guides for the townships and villages they’re placed in… we use the Revered Spirit Ash to improve our spirit summons and spirit steed, implying that collecting the ash makes us more hashtag blessed, so I think it’s a fair assumption that the purpose of tutelary deities was to guard and guide others spiritually, help deepen spiritual connection, etc.
The most interesting thing about tutelary deities though is that they were mortal beings who ascended their mortal flesh to become “deities!” The Curseblades were people with incredible abilities due to their severe ascetic training, but presumably started out as regular hornsent, and yet it seems like a sort of godhood was within their reach! A similar sort of thing is described with Divine Bird Warrior Ornis:
“Ashen remains in which spirits yet dwell. Use to summon the spirit of Ornis the divine bird warrior. Spirit of the divine bird warrior from whom the horned warriors claim descent. Clad in golden armor, and granted wings and feathers by divine invocation. Ornis succeeded in taming the divine bird and made its wings his own as he soared through the sky. When he finally fell to earth, he lived on as the guardian deity of the temple quarter.”
Ornis, a mortal warrior, “tamed the divine bird” and lived on as a “guardian deity.” This is pretty unprecedented from what we’re familiar with in the base game: in the current order of the Lands Between, only ONE person — who must be an empyrean chosen by the Two Fingers — is able to ascend to godhood. Divinity is not something just any mortal can ascend to, even with all the spiritual training in the world! It doesn’t seem like the hornsent even had an equivalent to Marika, a “one true god.” To the hornsent, the Divine seems like it was something less centralized, with mortals regularly communing with and invoking divinity, and ascending as minor deities. This kind of makes sense with the concept of the Crucible as a “current” of spiraling energy, a primordial force from which life originated, something all-encompassing rather than centralized. This video by Zullie the Witch even implies that ALL hornsent were once called “empyreans,” and are referred to as such in the game files! I wonder if Enir Ilim’s Divine Gate is what allows the hornsent as a whole to access this divine power and invoke divinity, and no one person was supposed to seize that power for themselves?
This isn’t to say that the hornsent elite didn’t try to control who gets to access divinity, though… it seems like the spiritual elite strictly controlled what kinds of spirituality were “allowed.” Of course, in hornsent society, only those with horns are the ones considered touched by the divine to begin with. But even amongst those with horns, the Curseblades themselves were shunned and imprisoned:
“These ascetics, who failed to become tutelary deities, were a scourge for those who attempted to invade the hornsent homeland. Long ago, before the land was overshadowed by invasion, this scourge was shunned, and the curseblades were imprisoned.” (Curseblade Meera)
I’m not sure if they were imprisoned specifically because they as a group failed to become tutelary deities, or if the Curseblade cult as a whole was seen as a dangerous or distasteful way of ascending to tutelary deities. We do know of another cult that the elite imprisoned out of fear, though:

“A stone mask twisted into an expression of rapturous grief. Use while disrobed to transform into a lamenter. The change cannot be undone except by death. Using this mask while already transformed causes the head to swell in size. This transformation tallies with the state of a denizen of paradise, but the people of the tower denied and hid it from the world. In their foolishness, they viewed true bliss with deep fear.” (Lamenter’s Mask)
The Lamenter’s path to enlightenment being achieved through grief is kind of similar to the Curseblades’ ritualistic “self-flagellating dances,” pain being a way of accessing spirituality. There’s definitely a pattern of the hornsent elite suppressing forms of spirituality that don’t fit the status quo, so I think this might be a reason for the Curseblades’ imprisonment rather than them just being imprisoned for being cringe and failing to become deities
#asks#elden ring#the jar rituals might also be a way of controlling hornsent spirituality…#like how they put hornsent prisoners into the jars for being wicked presumably hoping they’d be reborn as ‘saints’#if every hornsent has access to the divine then it makes sense that those in charge would control their population#to make sure only ‘good’ people have the ability to ascend#also i know this is months old im just now going back through asks 😭
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Obviously there's a lot of content of Ingo remembering bits and pieces of stuff in Hisui, and usually it's happy or cathartic and a bit sad, but I think it'd be funny if Ingo remembered something he just absolutely, violently HATED. Like something happens that sparks him into remembering something he and Emmet argued about and could never agree on, or like some stupid gimmicky battle strategy he loathed like FEAR Rattata, and he just goes on a long winded rant half to himself about it
OH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ANON HAHA
I have scraps of another fic sitting around from when I had torn apart a WIP by taking segments and cramming them into I’m Glad You’re Here. But it was originally somewhere close to this concept — Ingo remembering something he REALLY doesn’t like. I could fix that up into its own thing! Because you’re right, it’s mostly always been either sad or cathartic, and when it has been something he’s not fond of, it’s more of a minor annoyance than anything. I think something that would get him ranting with how much he hates it would be really funny.
Also, this ask made me look up what FEAR rattata was, and wow lol this is incredible.

YEAH if you try and bring tactics similar to this into the Battle Subway, Ingo and Emmet WILL talk about you after work. And it would be insane enough for Ingo to pick up ranting about it again if he’d ever remember it in Hisui.
#wayward’s asks#I think Ingo remembering the FEAR method and ranting about it in Hisui would be a lot funnier#only himself and Akari would remember what focus sash is and Endevor isn’t a move that pokemon can learn in PLA#if anyone else would hear Ingo ranting about this they’d be like Ingo what in Sinnoh’s name are you TALKING about
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“they’re not spam blogs, we vetted them!!”
yet here I am, blocking a duplicate of the same blog that sent me the same ask for the 4th time (the 3rd time today) along with another duplicate of the same blog I’d already blocked and reported that sent me the same ask they tried sending last week. and both of them still read like a fucking chatgpt prompt.
#g talks#anyone else notice a lot of the ones with men in the pfp use a variation of the same name#like one second leftists are screeching that palestinians don’t have internet so WE have to advocate for them online base on#what we think they want#but somehow they have enough internet to make tumblr blogs explicitly asking for money with pictures of random dead people#and debunked photos of the ‘destruction in Gaza’#and we’re just heartless monsters who support genocide if we question their spam behavior#I’ve seen some accounts like them on twitter#but this is a primarily tumblr thing#and I feel like these same people would be on all socials possible right#they’d want all the reach possible and they’re all free accounts#yet these people are only on tumblr#sending links to bogus gofundme accounts#making duplicate blogs to get around block features#how many times does it have to quack before you start believing it’s a goddamn duck#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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That other guy would fuck it up so that you made macaroons instead of macrons
They're approaching menacingly with a bag of shreaded coconut
now see that would be quite interesting, and definitely be making the most out of the use of time travel
also if someone goes that far, then they absolutely deserve the chance to ruin my macarons lol
#honestly they’d probably create an amazing new macaron-macaroon hybrid dessert and i’d be all for that#but it’s still be my dessert and i’d reserve the right to patent it…so go right ahead and ruin my macarons! lmaoo#i’ve made enough macarons in my life I could deal with the loss of these#ALSO-#fun fact- I once made macarons for almost 23 hours straight#I think I only took one or two breaks and only had one meal#I had to sit on a stool the last few hours because my legs were giving out#that is a legitimately true story#it was terrible#I forgot! I was also interviewed for a newspaper article during those 23 hours?? my boss kind of forced me to do it and the reporter late#*was late#but#she came in and distrusted my baking and took photos and delayed me even more lmao#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit
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I have come to the conclusion that Gamaliel is a bug.
Has 3 sets of limbs (technically had 4 but shh), has a carapace (armor), has horns like the large beetles in the world, has wings that can seemingly disappear (Bug elytra.)
I love bugs, so I love gamaliel
tiny shiny bug
#gamaliel#sisyphus ultrakill#ultrakill#ultrakill oc#daybreak#woofs art#anonymous#srry for turning this into weird gay art. not sorry#also inspired by the ask about gama and husk Sisyphus interacting#so there’s one art with a “lore accurate” gama (as in they’d only be able to meet like this before the council )#and a current /regular gam for fun :3
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sketch Twin-Shadowed Knight spoiler


#vampire hunter d#vhd#art#sketch#twin#oh Twin look what did they do to you 🥺#I’ll tuck it away for later now#I want to try a dark (value) color scheme for this if I attack it again#just to put it out there#ya’ll are free to ask me VHD thoughts or chat with me in general (●´⌓`●)💗#I’m sure in Twin’s/D’s eyes they’d probably prefer to die in battle but still#I wish his end was more tender and that he got to know love#That D held his hand as he passed on…#would it have been the only act of love he was shown?#Sacred Ancestor’s ‘equal love ‘ sure#There totally isn’t a favorite child#Would it have been that bad to not seal him away?#I guess it’s part of the tragedy of Twin and his appeal#Atleast D attempted to talk Twin out of it in his own way even if it had failed#anyways goodnight now ✨
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omg omg i was reading through the posts for high school reunion and shmi???? sending anakin the books??? but because he is oblivious he doesnt suspect and his children enjoy them so much and oh oh you broke my heart for the 367485th time today pls i want shmi to just hold obi-wan he's so alone pls let him a little parental help he's so sad
Shmi and obi-wan’s relationship in the hs reunion au is so special to me tbh like. She basically watches him grow up and really believes that he will be her son in law one day because her actual son is head over heels with this boy who is just as head over heels with him, so she basically has a second son now and she’s so ok with that
only for her son to become absolutely heartbroken and devastated within the span of like? hardly even an afternoon. she hears her son’s boyfriend leave the house early so she goes to see how the study session went only to find her son sobbing on his bed 🥺
I think watching anakin recover from that and caring for him for the next few years is what informs her anger at obi-wan in the Christmas fic for hs reunion, where she very much wants to make him hurt the way she’s been watching her son hurt
but then over the course of the next five years before she dies, she really sees what’s happening to obi-wan too. I imagine she does figure it all out, either because qui-gon tells her he’s sick, obi-wan breaks down and confesses to it, or she just connects all the dots because obi-wan doesn’t leave to go to university which had been the main reason anakin said he broke up with him
and Anakin is objectively doing better now as far as she knows and he seems mostly over obi-wan and Shmi looks at obi-wan one day and realizes how much he needs a parent and specifically a mom and it’s really natural to forgive him for the hurt he’s caused after that. after all, she spent years thinking of him as her son too
#asks#obikin#hs reunion au#so she starts pretty mad and then their relationship does get better#obi-wan is very good at being sorta pathetic it was bound to happen#and she doesn’t really send obi-wans children’s book to anakin as a matchmaking scheme#(well only sorta)#she mostly sends it cause she thinks if they bury the hatchet they’d both be better off
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There’s not enough fanfiction of Phoenix just being unabashedly obsessed with Miles as he has been for probably years(because I read it all). I wanna see inside his crazy little brain and hear all the ways he’s justifying his obsession and gushing over Miles, how that leads him to change the projection of his life to just save him. If anyone deserves to be a fucked up little fanboy it’s him.
Edit: I put some recs in another reblog if anyone is curious.
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#narumitsu#wrightworth#mitsunaru#edgewright#he’s a freak#let’s embrace it#I just wanna hear some of his unhinged internal monologues is that too much to ask/j#of course he gets better at recognizing miles as a person#treating him as such#not putting miles on a pedestal#thats the only way they’d work out after all#BUT he definitely did at some point#he was crazy over that man let’s delve into it
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Sorry to pester ya but the first thing I saw when I woke up was that Google form and when my eyes landed on Phione Akari- I went FERAL. I've never said it but I LOVE the Phione Akari AU. Even the rest of the merch was absolutely adorable, you always make the best stuff Wayward!
Ahh thank you so much!!
I’m actually surprised with how many people have put down on the form that they want one of these shaker charms; it’s getting a higher interest percentage than most of the primary preorder products! I didn’t think it would do this well as it didn’t score very high on the first preorder interest check form I put out.
But it’s really nice to know people like this, as this design took a lot for me to actually figure out haha. There’s so much interest in it, I will probably do a formal preorder for these instead!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK AND FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS OP!! It means so much to hear that you like my work ;w; I really appreciate it!!!! <3
#wayward’s asks#phione Akari AU#THANK YOU SO MUCH#I’m so happy to hear you like my stuff!!!! ;w;#I’m surprised people want this#almost forty people have marked down they’d be interested in purchasing one which really surprised me#as the original form really only had about ten people interested in it#BUT IT MEANS A LOT THAT YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE THIS SHAKER CHARM
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I just think that Jon would like really clear expectations during sex. He wants to get a good grade and he needs to know the rubric okay?
I think Sasha picks up on this and because she is the same, and they meticulously plan their dynamics out.
Only Sasha is the one who is doing the asking because communicating is not Jon’s strong point. Still after many, many surveys, which are both extremely detailed and mortifying to fill out, she has compiled all the information. There’s a whole chart.
Just let these two eye babies have very clear guidelines and rules so that they can both just have fun with no unknown expectations.
#JS#look I am a strong JonSasha T4T and autistic pair truther#I just think they’d match each other’s need for clear guidelines#She has a whole list of pre-approved pet names#Jon is terrrible at communicating but Sasha is persistent#i just think she's neat#Jon and Elias would be like this too except Elias can just pull all this info out without asking#he probably has a spreadsheet too#for the JSE omegaverse polycule#Sasha steals her excel sheet because it’s cheating if he’s the only one who has it#does anyone see my vision
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oh 2014 me…including “billcipher” at the start of your email address…making a very long email address that I still use to this day…confusing older adults left and right when I have to explain that my email address is the name of an evil triangle and then also my first warrior cats OC…yes I have a business email that I use now for those sorts of important things…but I love you for doing that…
#doctorsiren#not art#siren speaks#I mean…telling adults ‘DoctorSirenYT’ isn’t much better bc they always ask ‘what does YT stand for???’#it’s very silly to me#I was 9/about to turn 10 and I made it without my parents knowing#my parents didn’t know I had a YT channel until like 2018 oops (i mean I didn’t really post in those 4 years but still)#I kinda wish my family didn’t know my channel so I could post stuff and not be worried they’d see#bc my parents will comment on the things I post (in a cute supportive way)#BUT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO KEEP ALL THE EXTRA WEIRD STUFF TO TUMBLR ONLY WAHHH
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Hi Pierre! Do you into fashion stuff? I'm just curious bc in my dream a few years ago, you're a model on some kind of fashion there. It's kinda weird and fun dream tho xd
Pierre: You may not see it much considering how we’re depicted right now, but just so you guys know, I’m more of a punk and street-style kinda vibe in my clothes. B)
#game on#mii#miis#ask#ask the miis#digital art#oh yeah if the miis were drawn in my own style they’d have specific clothing styles#I just wanted to respect the look of the games but sometimes I’d put different outfits than just their plain look#only sometimes tho I’m pretty lazy with these compared to the comics ^^’#miiblr
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Something something about the Third Doctor and the fate of Tantalus. You're trapped in one place. Everything you want, that you once took for granted is right there in front of you, you can see it you can reach for it but you can never have it. You will never attain it on your own. Your fate is dependent on the mercy or cruelty of others and you hate it and you rage against it but you can’t do anything, your defiance is treated like nothing but a childish tantrum but you refuse to beg, you won’t get that desperate no matter how long you’re trapped here, no matter how low you’re brought down. You stand among humans and you look human but you’re not, you’re an animal in a cage with them and you’re the only one who can see the bars. Gnawing and hacking at them to no avail. And yet all you can do is wait and hope and try and fail in an endless loop until an outside force interferes to free you from your prison. The carrot and the stick. How does it feel to be on the receiving end?
#even when his exile is lifted and he gets his tardis back he still can’t get jamie and zoe back#he’ll never be able to#the doctor’s always lost companions but until that point they’d always chosen to leave#this was the first instance where he lost them#no not lost they were TAKEN from him#the doctor was ripped apart mentally and physically and emotionally#and he has to live with that#knowing that they’re living their lives without him as if nothing happened#(and even in jamie’s case he’s not sure considering Jamie was basically dropped into the middle of a battlefield)#only that he can never see them again#bc they won’t know him they won’t remember any of the adventures the fun the quiet moments spent together#he’s the only one who knows who remembers#and what he can’t bear more than anything is having them look at him with no recognition in their eyes#having them ask him who he is and not reacting in any way when he says “i’m the doctor”#not to mention how easily he was exiled and punished#he triumphed over daleks and cybermen and so many other creatures#but in the face of the time lords he was rendered helpless so easily#they trapped him took his tardis and his connection and his knowledge and his companions away and forced him to regenerate just like that#and now the time lords are aware of his existence and probably keeping an eye on him#in case they need him for anything (aka jobs to do for them)#reduced to a boy put in time out and then an errand boy#doctor who#classic who#third doctor#3rd doctor#my thoughts#wow that’s a lot of tags i’m sorry#i got carried away#i just can’t stop thinking about the tragedy of it all#in two’s ending and three’s beginning and their companions
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