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interdimensionalhellscapeportal · 9 months ago

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AU: after the brothers lost consciousness in their escape pod, injured and lost following their ignoble defeat at the hands of kEnObIiiii, they are found & rescued not by Deathwatch but by a craft full of the most diabolical, imaginative, and thoroughly unhinged beings they have ever encountered: the fans of galactic music sensation <aurebesh equivalent of BTS>.

been a very long time since i drew my fav star wars boys uwu

#darth maul #savage opress #the brothers opress get rescued by space!kpop fans #maul thinks they have potential: he has never seen such singleminded ~purpose~ in beings outside of himself #if only he could sway them to follow HIM instead of these... musically inclined humanoids who he has never heard of before #alas #every time he tries to convince his potential allies of the futile nature of their quest and the power of revenge he is silenced #by their rabid arguments about why HE must instead convert to THEIR obsessive never-ending hunt for these seemingly unremarkable boys #savage is just sitting in the back of this space!tour bus #a hulking horned shadow surrounded by sparkling little kpop stans who keep putting fan merch on him and doing his makeup #he's keeping silent in the face of these new witches he does not understand #also because he can't get a word in edgewise #maul has been involved in an argument about Who Is a Better Obsession: BTS or kEnObIiiii for seventeen straight days now #no one has stopped during this time and it appears maul might actually be losing at this point although he will never admit it #savage: *mentally* brother.... some people cannot be reasoned with- nevermind #*heavy sigh as the five chittering sparkly beings surrounding him paint his claws with kpop logos*

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