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Dean's Top 13 Pitbull Traxx

1. Everything Tonight

Reflective of Dean's personal philosophy of "everything tonight," "Everything Tonight" shows life as if it's the last night on earth, where adherents are encouraged to "Grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey," as shown in canon frequently.

2. Timber

Themes of remembrance weave through this song and Dean's story arc, such as his desire to "Be the one you won't forget." The harmonica is also resemblant of Dean's cowboy lifestyle

3. Time of Our Lives

Pitbull was a frequent collaborator with Ne-Yo, just as Dean was a frequent collaborator with Crowley who reflects their partnership with immortal lines like "Always like a squirrel looking for a nut"

4. DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love Again

"My life is a movie and you're just TiVo," is a saying many who have watched "Supernatural" would be familiar with, as Dean is aware of his own narrative constraints, just like Pitbull

5. Fireball

It isn't until later seasons that Dean Winchester takes his supernatural adventures "Worldwide," but with references to Aerosmith and Julius Caesar, "Fireball" is a party song with a deeper meaning

6. I Like It

With references to vintage music like Lionel Richie's "All Night Long," this song just screams "Dean Winchester!" Its reflection of contemporary American society serves as a natural counterpoint to "Supernatural"

7. On The Floor

"If you're a criminal kill it on the floor," J-Lo commands to Pitbull, just like how frequently Dean teams up with forces more powerful than him as he is the perfect killer, some would say, getting "Donkey Kong" in his "Old-School Chevy"

8. Feel This Moment

Much of "Supernatural"'s cultural cachet came after its career even began, peaking in 2013 even though it had been relevant for years before, referencing cultural moments from his hometown, whether it be a return to Miami or to the flatlands of Kansas

9. Culo

An oldie but a goodie, this song harkens back to the "pussy era" of "Supernatural" with that mid-00s flair

10. I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)

"Que ola omega!" This song represents the duality between singing about want in both English and Spanish, which any "stan" of Dean Winchester should be familiar with

11. Get It Started

After fifteen years on the airwaves increasing the stakes at every opportunity, "Supernatural" attempted four spinoffs, but was not guided by the saying "Don't Start What You Can't Finish."

12. Amore

With a classic mobster flair and sounds reminiscent of old spaghetti westerns, Leona Lewis and Mr. 305 deliver chilling vocals that represent that "Dean Winchester" lifestyle

13. Back In Time

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Well this Pitbull song featuring retro vocals and psychedelic guitar riffs is a perfect compliment to Dean's own adventures with Time travel, and serves as a cyclical finale to this incredibly stupid playlist. "To understand the future, we have to go back in time."

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