#if loki was alone he'd be fine sleeping in a dumpster or sneaking into avengers tower or whatever

[worstloki]

If Loki "retires" to live with 50+ cats/dragons, where do you think he would reside?

- Thor’s neighbour house in New Asgard. He’s been there this whole time. He’s the rogue cat person of the village. Thor just never noticed that his neighbour has 50+ cats/dragons which he randomly lets roam around the Asgardian settlement. “Loki loved dragons. Where’d that dragon come from?” Thor asks one day, and Valkyrie’s only response is a ‘are you kidding me?’ look because Loki just walked past holding a dragon and he somehow missed Loki but noted the dragon. Loki’s cats regularly invade Thor’s house. He figures Valkyrie let cats loose on the village for rodent-control.

- A cottage-like house. Maybe in the middle of a city like New York where it wouldn’t fit in? Lots of green plants and the place looks overrun with it but that’s just because it’s a solidly cottage-core aesthetic. The interior of the house is stacked with hardcover books in places they probably shouldn’t be. The cats and dragons like to climb and perch themselves on these stacks. The place isn’t large but it’s the coziest thing imaginable and there’s always hot chocolate around. The front and back yards both have gardens hidden in their vine-covered bushy overgrowths.

- trashy apartment that magically materializes wherever he wants it to be. there is no reason the apartment needs to be filled with this junk. surprisingly enough nothing in the place is rotting, it’s just a mess. good for the cats and dragons. the apartment may or may not be his pocket dimension. it’s actually really unclear. where did all this random junk come from? it doesn’t matter. the tv has netflix on all the time and loki sleeps on the couch covered in pets. which is lovely some days. disastrous on others.

- Carol Monica Nick Maria and Talos are hanging around space helping with space wars. Loki’s there too and is the only one that doesn’t get a roommate because he shares his with 50 or so cats and dragons. Well, sometimes Carol stays over, but it’s usually because the dragons like playing with her energy fists and think she’s part dragon too. Cats and dragons both stick to her when she stays because her temperature is slightly above Loki’s and she’s warmer. Loki complains about ‘favouritism’ and them being ‘traitors’ in good humour. The cats and dragons all follow Talos around in a line like ducks. The cats think he’s a regular lizard and keep trying to bite him. The dragons think he’s a larger mother dragon. He doesn’t always notice that Goose is among the cats and dragons and screeches every single time he does.

- Modern apartment. Think: Tony’s Avenger Tower interor designs. Futuristic and cut with overly-simple design and mostly greyscale palette. Floor 22 where no mosquitos or flies dare come. The place has tiles and slabs of metal and the only non-modern thing are the crazy amounts of cats and dragons always hanging around preventing the place from getting too cold. Despite the sleek furniture, everything is comfortable, and there’s a fire-screen electric heater. There’s always calming music playing softly. Or workout music. Sometimes a mix. If he’s in the mood some rock will come on. It’s an endless playlist of songs Loki enjoys so despite how detached the place should look it’s irrefutably alive.