#if kny academy can have maths teacher sanemi

[applepie-enthusiast]

Coworkers AU

Sanemi, thru email to their boss Ubuyashiki: Good day. Please see the attached report regarding the matters discussed in the meeting yesterday. For your comments and corrections, Thank you.

Sanemi, to Giyuu, a coworker, thru email: Greetings, Bitch. Where the report at

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

So can I ask what your role in Kny Academy au? Also what would you do if you were there when Sanemi ripped Genya thing?

I’d want to either be the art teacher or the biology teacher but Uzui and Kanae already have those roles!! So idk what role I’d play in kny academy lolol

Genya is part of archery club and is super good at it so he won first place and was going to receive an award but then Nemi came up and ripped it apart and yelled “Who cares about this shit?! Learn your damn math!” (Bc Genya sucks at math)

I would honestly be so angry. Like explosive angry lol. I would try my best to comfort Genya and then go yell at Nemi for doing that. I’d take it personally because I have dyscalculia so I also have an extremely hard time with math. Some brains just aren’t wired for math so I always hate it when people would get so mean and/or aggressive at someone for not understanding it. And if that’s the reason Nemi did that, I’d be so pissed. Especially bc that’s just generally a mean thing to do!! Poor Genya was left shaking there…

Me and Nemi are yelling our heads off at each other and all the students are just gathered around, peering into the room like “oooo Ms. Crimson and Mr. Shinazugawa are fighting” lolol

[knybits]

Kimetsu Academy!!

Shoutout to @thunderandrainclouds​ for allowing me to use chiyo!! i tried to make her more of the focus for this chapter’s au bc my last kimetsu academy one focused on miyuki, but tbh its funnier when the whole gang is there :,) thanks to @kny-writings​ for letting me use miyuki!! 

There’s always one person that thanks Kimetsu Academy’s resident home EC teacher Takenaka Chiyo in their graduation speech. 

Why? 

Because she protects the students from the hard ass that is the PE teacher, Tomioka Giyuu. 

“I swear I’m going to get him fired if that’s the last thing I do at this school,” Akiko furiously washes the rice, and Tanjirou laughs weakly at his girlfriend. She hears him mutter a soft, “Please don’t��� under his breath. 

She stops her scrubbing to look up at him, raising a brow before looking out the window and down to the school’s track. Giyuu is blowing his whistle as students run in the agonizing heat, some even collapsing from exhaustion. 

“Well, your mile time has gone down!” Tanjirou tries to look on the bright side of things, but Akiko isn’t having any of it. 

“He chased me with his shinai to get those results.” 

Tanjirou tries so… so hard to maintain his smile, but he knows that Giyuu would have hit Akiko if she didn’t start running. She always walks her mile, so she’s partly to blame. 

“He did what?!” Chiyo suddenly appears by the two teens, eyes wide as she wipes her hands on her apron. 

Hair as pure as fresh fallen snow and eyes so green they rival the baby ivy that crawls up the sides of the school’s greenhouse. She usually smiles with the tenderness of a mother, but she looks troubled by Akiko’s news. 

Honestly? This is nothing new. Akiko and her group of friends always get into trouble with Giyuu, but Akiko is the only one without any care that he’ll give her a detention. 

Luckily, Chiyo is always there to protect the gang, her arms outstretched in front of them and her cheeks puffed out in defiance in the face of her agitated lover. 

Akiko stabs a thumb over her shoulder to the window behind her, “I think he’s still doing it to other students.” 

Chiyo rushes to the window, pressing her face to the glass before seeing that her fool of a boyfriend is in fact chasing a student around the track. 

“Fuck,” the couple hears her mumble under her breath, and she turns around to wave her hands in the air and grab the class’s attention. 

“Everyone here knows what to do! So I’ll be out for a few minutes! Please don’t report that I wasn’t here to supervise you, and don’t set the class room on fire.” Everyone collectively looks at Inosuke and she nods her head with a huff. Then, the ever so soft Chiyo rushes out the door. 

Akiko looks at Nezuko, who works with Zenitsu on the other side of the room, and they raise brows at each other. 

Without even so much as a word, the two girls dash to open the window and lean their bodies out, waiting for the show to start. Akiko pulls her phone out to start recording, and others in the class gather around to watch. 

Chiyo takes a bit longer than they expected to get down to the tack, but that’s only because they see her lugging a crate of filled reusable water bottles she grabbed from the kitchen. 

Akiko can see that Chiyo isn’t struggling under the weight, a crate in each hand as she marches across the field. 

“One yakisoba bread that sensei dumps one of those water bottles onto him.” 

Tanjirou can only shake his head while Akiko looks to the person, smiling in such a sickly sweet way that they’re thrown off from their cocky declaration. 

“You must be new,” she coos, then turns her attention back to the show. 

Students flock to Chiyo, thanking her for the water and taking a break under the shade of some nearby trees. Giyuu looks like he’s about to yell at students for suddenly quitting, but he stops when he sees Chiyo. 

Then he smiles. 

Everyone in the classroom goes wild, Akiko zooming into the soft smile of Tomioka Giyuu. Chiyo has her hands on her hips as Giyuu approaches her, and everyone pushes Zenitsu up to the front to get him to hear the conversation. 

“Mmm she’s telling him to give everyone a break… Tomioka-sensei is saying something about cutting their mile times- oh wait nevermind he doesn’t want to risk the bento she made for him.” 

Chiyo smiles one last time at Giyuu before turning to make her way to the classroom; but when she looks up, she sees flocks of students leaning and sitting on top of each other just to grab a glance. 

“Quick! Scram!” Murata yells, and chaos ensues as students rush back to their stations and continue to make their rice balls. Akiko quickly uploads the video to the school’s private story with a giddy smile on her face. 

Tanjirou already has the rice balls shaped to perfection and Akiko gives him a quick peck on the cheek as thanks. Chiyo walks in right after, a light blush on her cheeks as she coughs into her fist. 

“I see the classroom is still intact…” 

Everyone bursts into a fit of giggles, and Makomo raises her hand to ask, “Sensei how buff are your arms?” 

As everyone debates the possible width of Chiyo’s arms, Chiyo offers her arm up for science and a couple kids run down to the fashion and design classroom to find a tape measure. Akiko observes with curious eyes, nestled into Tanjirou’s chest as she every so often raises her hand to feed him one of his rice balls. 

“Can you tell how big her arms are?” Tanjirou asks, and Akiko narrows her eyes a bit, taking a mental note in her head before nodding his head. 

She then looks over at “new kid” before saying, “One yakisoba bread says that her arms are 33 centimeters!“ 

Needless to say, Akiko has her beloved Home EC teacher’s nice arms to thank for today’s lunch. 

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“Akiko, shouldn’t we call a teacher?!” 

“Tanjirou I love you but tHEY ARE THE TEACHERS!!” 

PE teacher Tomioka Giyuu and math teacher Shinazugawa Sanemi are fighting right out front of Akiko’s homeroom, and there’s a big crowd that’s gathered to watch the fighting go down. 

Already, Akiko’s phone blows up with people tagging each other, questions asked about what’s going on and some just wanting to know who has won. 

“Where did they even get the yard sticks?!” Zenitsu has his hands clasped over his ears, mainly due to the fact that everyone is screaming and shouting and his ears can’t handle all the immense noise. 

“Mhmhm!!” Nezuko points to the yard sticks that Rengoku-sensei left behind after the day’s history cavalry battle. Akiko sigh to herself, and Tanjirou slides a hand under Akiko’s face when she goes in to faceplant her desk. 

“At any rate, we should call Takenaka-sensei or Himi-sensei!” Tanjirou rushes out of the room before Akiko can call him back in, and she watches as he disappears into the wave of students. 

Akiko sighs to herself again before pulling out her phone and quickly calling Chiyo, keeping her on speaker phone to send a quick text to Miyuki too. Miyuki’s answer is instantaneous, a bunch of caps words and exclamation points with a couple emojis telling Akiko that she’s on her way and she’s ready to beat the shit out of her boyfriend. 

A few rings later and Chiyo picks up, sounding a bit frazzled as she’s down at the school’s daycare checking up on Ayame. 

“Hello? Akiko? Anything wrong? Did you forget your lunch again?? Giyuu didn’t show up to eat his lunch so I have a box left over- hey do you know where he is?” There’s the sound of a crying baby in  the background and Chiyo’s occasional cooing as she tries to get Ayame to calm down. 

Akiko almost feels bad that Ayame will be without her older sister thanks to the stupid fight between teachers, but with Zenitsu yelling in her ear and the occasional student shoving into Akiko, she’s had quite enough. 

“Uh, yeah, your boyfriend is fighting Sanemi. Again.” 

“Oh my gods WHAT?!” 

The call abruptly ends, and Akiko looks at the screen with a satisfied smile. 

“Are our goddesses coming to save us?” Zenitsu whimpers, and Nezuko pats his head in reassurance. Akiko makes a face of disgust when Zenitsu starts screaming over Nezuko again.

Speak of the devil, Miyuki shows up wearing one indoor slipper, the other one in her hand as she races towards Sanemi. Akiko even sees a microphone held within her grasp, and when Zenitsu takes notice he clasps his hands over his ears again. 

When the slipper knocks him in the head from behind, he turns around with the yardstick. 

“WHO THE HELL THREW THAT-?!” 

The hallway falls into an unnatural hush and Miyuki raises the megaphone to her lips before shouting. 

“SHINAZUGAWA SANEMI YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!” 

Akiko hears the loud wailing of a baby next, and Chiyo is seen barreling down the hallway with Ayame strapped across her chest. Giyuu pales at the sight of his usually soft looking girlfriend looking rather irritated instead. 

But when he finds himself with baby Ayame strapped across his chest instead, he can’t help but blink owlishly. 

“Why do I-?” 

“There! Now you and Sanemi can’t fight! Baby on board!” Chiyo wipes the imaginary sweat from her forehead, looking rather proud of herself with the way she handled the situation. 

Female and male students alike start taking pictures of the hilarious spectacle, because now Giyuu and Sanemi are sitting seiza style on the hard hallway floor. 

Giyuu actually looks guilty, but he’s at least bouncing Ayame on his lap to get her to stop crying. And every time Sanemi tries to protest, Miyuki clicks her megaphone on in preparation to yell at him. 

Even Kimetsu Gakuen’s fearsome math teacher is no match for a megaphone. 

Akiko starts to wave parts of the crowd away, yelling that there isn’t much else to see and that they can all up and leave for their own classrooms now. 

Chiyo smiles, nudging Akiko gently as Miyuki starts her onslaught of words unto Giyuu now. 

“As expected of the class president,” Chiyo laughs. Akiko can only slump, her eyebags looking even more distressing thanks to the fact that people that were dispersing have decided to come back to watch Miyuki tear through Giyuu. 

“If they keep fighting, I feel like you and Miyuki are gonna have to help them job hunt… Not that I would mind Giyuu leaving though.” 

Chiyo can’t help but laugh weakly at Akiko’s usual dislike towards Giyuu, watching the golden eyes class president cross her arms and furrow her brows. 

“Akiko!! I got help!” Tanjirou’s joyful voice rings out from the other end of the hall, and Akiko has to bat some of her hair out of her face when she turns her face a bit too quickly. 

But at the sight of the school’s principal, blood drains from Akiko’s body. 

“EVERYONE SCATTER!!” Zenitsu screeches, and mayhem ensues as every student breaks away from the scene like a pack of rats from Rat tat tooey. 

Right when Akiko is about to book it, Miyuki, Chiyo, Giyuu, and Sanemi rest a hand on her shoulders to hold her in place (or, well, Sanemi grabs her head and nearly breaks her skull but let’s save that for later.) 

Akiko sends out a quick prayer to whatever god or spirit will hear her, then quickly cries at the fact that she’s dating the most loveable but NAIVE boys of the school. 

“Oh? I thought Tanjirou told me of a fight going on?” Oyakata-sama’s stream like voice flows through everyone’s ears, but everyone knows more than to mess with him. 

“How about a talk in my office, hm?”    

[applepie-enthusiast]

We need an au where kny academy teacher Sanemi Shinazugawa gets transported/isekai'd to an ancient world where everyone he ever knew doesn't know him even if he recognizes them.

His fellow teachers and some of the students are now all either armed with various weapons or know how to throw hands even if they previously didn't. they all pretty much retained their personalities (kanae and kyogai are missing, though, he noted).

They all carry accessories with them (a necklace, a ring, earrings, or even tattooes) with the symbol of the god of the wind with them at all times. they said it's like an insignia that they serve the said god.

They were spouting nonsense about protecting the shrine of the god of the wind, who sanemi came to know was the god protecting the kingdom from harm.

The reason for which is that he is believed to be the vessel of the said god, and his fellow teachers in the academy, as well as the students, are now all swearing to protect him even if it means their death.

One other particular detail that sanemi noted is tomioka, who he knew as a gym teacher from his world, is now still quite distant from the others. but sanemi saw how the others are at least trying to befriend him here, especially uzui and rengoku.

One time, sanemi snuck out of the shrine and abode of the god of the wind, against all their advice not to go out because assassins of the rival kingdon, the kingdom under the protection of the god of chaos, were up and about always.

Sanemi just wanted to go home. His brother genya might be looking for him. in his trance of thoughts, he encountered a tall man with beautiful rainbow eyes, long pale hair thinning to a spiral, and how he carried two golden fans on him.

The stranger smiled at him, and sanemi found it weird how he didn't have any accessory of the god of the wind, and instead, the two fans that the stranger had a symbol of twelve crimson roses embedded on it.

"Good evening, quite a lovely moon tonight, isn't it?"

Before sanemi could speak, he had merely a second to react before the stranger dashed to attack him with the said two fans that sanemi learned in no time was very sharp by how it sliced a few black hairs of the one who came to his rescue.

Sanemi blinked, releasing the breath he didn't know he was holding, and saw tomioka stood before him in a protective stance, hand on his sword, and a stern expression against the stranger with rainbow eyes.

"To...Tomioka..." sanemi muttered. He's a maths teacher in a school. He can definitely throw hands and protect himself, but against people with highly unnatural, supernatural speed and sharp ass, weird weapons... well...

"You disobeyed everyone." Tomioka muttered under his breath, after sparing sanemi with a mere side eye.

"Well, well, I didn't expect one of the guardians of the god of the wind to be so fast! I guess that was foolish of me!" The stranger laughed giddily , hiding his face with his fans, seemingly not minding he almost killed someone.

As sanemi merely stayed behind tomioka, he saw the stranger kept his friendly demeanor, grinning widely.

"I'm so lucky though, the lone survivor of the kingdom serving the god of water, I heard you survived after losing your friend and mentor, as well as your entire kingdom. what made you serve others now? I'm curious!"

"I hate talking, so I will refrain from conversing with you." Tomioka adjusted his stance, held his sword tighter, and told sanemi to find others.

Sanemi, however, stood frozen. He's way too confused about all of this.

Who is this crazy stranger? Tomioka's entire kingdom fell? He lost his family and friends?

Does genya exist in this universe?

He had too many questions, but for now, sanemi was torn in what to do. Will he ask for help and leave Tomioka? Or will he stay to make sure to help in any way he can?