#if john green sues me I will commit drive into mailbox
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HAD DREAM WRITE BEFORE FORGET okay.. john greeen on game show. spin wheel. big yellow part of wheel? weight attatched like cartoon anvil. labeled “realistic plot and character elements”. Top part of wheel with no weight? very skinny. Purple. Lableled “greasy white boy and suicidal white chick with one insecurity svae the farm with convenient black guy”. he SPINS the wheel. Lands on purple because it ccould not PPOSSIBLY land on yelow. makes the exact face bbc john watson made in sign of three when the chick asked where sherlock is and they slam drunk and john points at him like dooOOP. I am not there but I am third body entity. someone shouts “HE ALREADY WROTE THAT!” and is removed for cursing. big brother removes johngreen because he already wrote it
@fishingboatproceeds please do not SUE ME
#i had a dream#if john green sues me I will commit drive into mailbox#it is either very late or very early#as an aside i found out my mom might be chinese
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