#if jamil comes home on hard pity i will probably just pass out

[magicalcraftgirl]

Rest day Jamil Viper 🐍🎉 Happy birthday 9.12 🔆

I wanna make it a tradition were every year Ill draw jamil's new birthday card, yeah I tink that would be nice

you think he will come home on the 100th? like ooooh idk like every year he does🧍‍♀️

[twonderland]

☆*:.｡ NRC HAS A MAID CAFE ?!? .｡.:*☆

Note: sooo this is my first writing ! Omg I’m so nervous I have never written for any fandom before but I wish this goes well 🙏🏻😂 anyway, hope y’all like it and if you have any thoughts about it pls comment I would really appreciate it ☺️💖💖

Summary: NRC was organizing a school festival to attract new students and also to let the guys have a day of fun and chill. However the dorm leaders were out of ideas while deciding what activities they were gonna have, until you decided to talk about some options of what your school used to do in this kind of events (before coming to twisted wonderland), most of those activities were really alike to what NRC already had, except one thing ...

- when you mentioned that in your “dimension” there was different options that could be introduced in NRC at the festival he was actually pretty interested. Obviously he would have to make some changes so that “activities” could fit in Heartslabyul rules but, he never thought that he could have the opportunity to see you in such an ... outfit.

- Who does he think he can fool ? He’s a blushing mess and can’t even look at you in the face. How can he ? The moment you got out of your room with that white coping, that really short skirt, and oh god the stockings

- You look so cute and obedient and hfkogkebdiej

- The plan was simple, you were a “maid” and the boys attending the clients at your side were butlers, easy ! Except from the part of talking to you

- He’s angry because he can’t believe that such an outfit has this power over him and he thinks “god Riddle get yourself together and just talk to her about the menu” but somehow you think he’s angry for some strange reason since he tends to get all red face when he is angry (poor bean he’s trying his best to not collapse)

- HE’S A GENTLEMAN ! HE DIDNT HAVE SUCH A HARD UPBRINGING FOR NOTHING !! he goes with a straight face to your direction and then .... “(y/n) ! Have you learn your lines ?! Customers need the best of attention from this establishment !!” (Riddle this is just a classroom turned into a maid cafe, chill)

- “Ah sure Riddle-senpai, just look *you clear your throat* Welcome home master !!”

- Riddle.exe has stopped responding

- what ? A maid cafe ? Isn’t it just like the rest of the maids at his palace in Afterglow Savana ? He’s used to being attended by this kind of servitude at his homeland but he had never seen Classic or French (I leave that to your imagination ☺️) maid style

- He thinks “ohoho this can be quit interesting” and has that smug smirk in his face, OF COURSE he’s gonna take this opportunity to tease you

- However after he sees you in that cute and tempting outfit, for a little moment (just a little moment) he doesn’t want to admit it he goes shy, stops just a moment to admire you from head to toe in your outfit, you go like “what? “ and then he just shrugs it out just in time before you notice “hmph are you some kind of panda ?”

- Seems like he doesn’t care but actually you never get out of his view, he drinks his woman respect juice every morning but not the rest of the students

- If he sees that some idiot gets a little too close to you he may roar from across the cafe and shoot some killing glares to those idiots and problem solved

- Don’t get it wrong, he’s still Leona and may slide the tip of his tail under your skirt a little ... just a little 😏

- He listens to all your descriptions of the activity of the maid cafe, takes notes and adds some good ideas so everything’s on point

- He’s pretty chill the majority of the time while preparing everything, he even helped you to practice your lines so you could attend customers with the best training !

- Until ... he saw you in character. It was kind of a self goal since he told you to not get out of character when you wear your uniform, how fool and unfortunate (lucky) soul he was

- “Ashengrotto- sama ? I had some doubts about the menu ...” “yes ? (Y/...n)”

- his glasses break

- Azul.exe has stopped responding x2

- His mind can’t process all the things that are going on, you , on a cute really really short skirt, calling him “sama” with your innocent voice, and OH LOOK AT THAT

- THIGHTS

- he didn’t know he had a thing for thights until this day

- Tries to solve all your doubts without stuttering but fails miserably

- Thinks really seriously in a way to make you sign a contract where you accept to wear that outfit whenever you visit octavinelle (azul that’s practically impossible but ok try 😂)

- OMG A MAID CAFE ?! It’s foreign and interesting !! This guy is all in after you finish to talk about your idea

- Kalim is also used to being all pampered and having hundreds of people attending him at all times so he’s really curious about what is the difference between what he knows and what you know

- You tell him that is nothing too awesome, but is more to have fun in getting into character of “master and servant” BUT NOTHING IS BORING IF YOU ARE IN IT he tells you that you don’t need to worry and he just wants to participate in the experience

- He doesn’t assist as a butler but like a customer, and the night before the event he can’t sleep from the excitement, “Jamil, how do you think is a maid ?” “Idk Kalim sleep now” “ne~ ne~ Jamil do you think that (y/n) will call me master? tehehe” “OMG KALIM ENOUGH” poor Jamil he also couldn’t get enough sleep that night

- He’s one of the first clients to arrive and oh god ... when he finds you. He doesn’t know what is it with that uniform that it makes you look ADORABLE AND BEYOND also ... kind of .... ?? (Sexy kalim the word you look for is sexy) he just doesn’t know how to react the very first seconds but doesn’t last long until

- “Kalim-sama ! Welcome back, we are so enlightened to see you again”

- What is this ? Why is he feeling funny things in his stomach, every time he’s called like that in his palace it doesn’t happen anything, is something of everyday but now...

- “.... kalim-sama ?” “AH ! Sorry sorry ! Haha I zoned out , say ... could you say that again ? It was so fun !” “Uh.. hu, of course, if that’s my master’s wish !! ☺️” (HAPPY BOY HAPPY BOY HAPPY BOY)

- He probably is inside the maid cafe for very long time just to hear you every time you come around

- “Is everything alright master ? Would you like something else ?” “YES ! One more parfait please !! “ meanwhile Jamil is like “KALIM STOP, YOU HAVE ALREADY ORDERED 30 PARFAITS !!!, what are we going to do with all of this ?!”

- “the potato ? As a servant ? That’s hilarious” Vil is aware of all the maid thing since where he comes from wealthy families tend to have this kind of employees in their mansions

- NEVERTHELESS he can’t have a girl/boy in NRC dressed as a maid and you NOT 👏🏻 BEING 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 POINT

- DRESS ! Check HIGH HEELS ! check STOCKINGS ! Check .... he goes on and on

- “Vil-senpai, I’m really grateful that you have taken your time to help me but don’t you think that your dorm also needs help-?” “SHUT UP GRACELESS POTATO we are not getting out this classroom until you learn how to move graciously in those high heels between tables while holding the tray , NOW LETS START AGAIN”

- At the end of the day somehow you have managed to make him happy, the next day you will show all your effort to Vil !

- He comes with Rook, it seems that he’s looking for you with his eyes but when you look back at him you never expect to receive such a gentle and proud look

- “Vil/senpa- ! I mean ... “Vil-sama !! Welcome ☺️” you say nervous yet excited to see him there. “Good enough, it looks like even dirty potatoes can turn into princess” (you are like “wait I’m the maid here, not a princess 😅”)

- Vil leans forward and puts a string of hair behind you ear and says in a low voice so only you can hear “a really pretty potato indeed”

- He enters the maid cafe and leaves you blushing in the entrance

- “Are we gonna treat ourselves or what potato ?! “ “ ah ! I’m so sorry master !!”

- Vil has a satisfied smile

- He is so grateful that every time he attends councils is via LIVE ‘cause the moment you said “maid cafe” he spilled the beverage he was drinking

- “m-m-m-mAID CAFÉ ?!” He can’t believe this is happening, for some seconds he can feel a creepy smile appearing in his face until ...

- “But how am I going to go to the cafe ?, I can have Ortho going there but knowing him he will focus the camera on desserts and not in (y/n) costume ... NOT THAT IM A CREEP OR SOMETHING Ijustwanttoseearealmaidinaction well is not that she’s/he’s “real” per say but-“

- Ortho is listening to all his mumbling from back his seat

- “Onii-chan 😊”

- “Ah... what is it Ortho ?”

- “Just go 😠”

- It took A LOT from his little brother to convince him to go and look for you

- The day of the festival it was CROWDED as hell and he was sooo grateful that the classroom where you were having the cafe had a window that had a view to one of the gardens

- He was peeking all the movement from the window looking for you, but some minutes passed and he started thinking (what am I thinking ? Obviously she’s not gonna see me from here ... but entering is NOT an option either ... maybe I just should go-) “Iidia-San?”

- You scared the crap out of him, he was lost in thought but thanks to that he didn’t go

- “Ah! Sorry sorry, Um ... (you remember your character) “iidia-sama, is something the matter ? Why are you out there ?”

- Perhaps Zeus had pity on his soul. You look SO CUTE SO ADORABLE SO SEXY-

- “Uh.... no, it’s just ... there’s a lot of noise inside” you know about his anxiety and you tell him “well, doesn’t my master want something ? I can bring him anything he desires to this window if Iidia-sama wishes”

- He just had a nosebleed

- “I-Iidia- sama ?!” “Ah ! Sorry .... Um yeah o-one crepe... p-please”

- He goes back to Ignihyde with a delicious crepe and a memory of you calling him master... but wait a sec...

- “WHY DIDNT I BROUGHT A CAMERA?!?!?!?!” “I ALSO COULD HAVE RECORDED HER/HIS VOICE DAMN IT!!!!”

- maid ... cafe ? This is interesting

- He was processing everything, from the concept and your explanation to all of the reactions that caused in the guys

- (Why were they so shocked ? Well I guess I will have to find out)

- He’s royalty and everyone calls him “sama” all the time, well except from Lilia, so he thinks that a bunch of butlers calling him that again isn’t any different ... but you 🤔

- How intriguing, you always call him “senpai” or “san” ... now this have caught his attention

- His dorm was organizing everything quite well and as usual Diasomnia had really disciplined members so his presence wasn’t really that necessary so he went to Lilia and asked him about this “maid cafes”

- Lilia knew about the maids but also didn’t understand the concept of mixing maids and cafes, but Lilia being the little devil he was he said some ... funny information that could intrigue Malleus

- “They are humans, but just like pixies they charm every man when they see them” “charm them ? But (y/n) is human ... how can she/he charm anyone ?” “Hehehe you will understand when you see her/him”

- The day arrived, and oh yeah, Lilia was right, he was expecting you to be little and with wings, leaving pixie dust behind but no ... it was just you with a strange yet cute little skirt and fluffy sleeves... your eyes looked at him and your little cheeks tainted a light shade of pink ... (what is this ? I can’t stop looking at her/him) he was in daze

- “Umm .... Malleus-sama ?”

- “Uh .... I’m sorry, so this is a maid ... you are quite powerful”

- “ uh.. hu” you just said your lines when you saw him but he didn’t seem to have listened to you so you decide to repeat them

- “Welcome back Malleus- sama ! We are so enlightened to receive you !!”

- Again .... he’s dazed , but this time he did hear you, so acting a little weird he enters the cafe, you handle him the menu and explain the recommendations

- You are so nervous trying to remember all your lines that you don’t notice it but Malleus is admiring everything about you with loving eyes

- You take his order and go to the kitchen (he honestly doesn’t know what the hell he just ordered since he isn’t familiar with the dishes but anyway)

- Maybe he doesn’t notice himself but he’s looking at you everywhere you go with a little smile on his face

- “Maybe (y/n) has magic after all”

[twstmischief]

Could I request the dorm leaders finding out MC is sleeping outside of Ramshackle due to the dust messing with her breathing capability?

My sister actually has asthma so I just picked up what I’ve seen from her when she has trouble breathing, sorry if this isn’t 100% correct! Sorry to my sister and anyone else!

~ Riddle would be lying if he says he wasn’t worried about you. He saw you sitting outside, back up against the wall, with nothing but your clothes and a blanket to cover you.

~ Riddle tapped your shoulder, trying to get you to wake up. He was a bit shocked that the first thing he heard from you was fast and heavy breaths. He tried to help you steady it and even offered to bring you to the infirmary to help you.

~ Once he brought you to the infirmary he asked why you were sleeping outside your dorm, and once you explained to him that the dust in the Ramshackle dorm was effecting your breathing, he immediately understood you had some type of breathing difficulty and got you an inhaler.

~ You were allowed to sleep in the infirmary once Riddle explained to the Headmaster about your “complication”. After that day Riddle had the Heartslabyul students clean up your dorm, making sure you wouldn’t have to sleep outside the Ramshackle dorm again.

~ As soon as Leona saw your pitiful state of nothing but your clothes and a blanket covering you with your heavy breaths trying to get back to it’s normal breathing he threw you over his shoulder and took you back to his dorm.

~ You tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but it just came out as coughs. He told you to be quiet and let your breathing calm down. (Well in the nicest way he could...)

~ Once you both got to his room he set you down and started to ask questions once your breathing regulated. The first thing he asked was if you had an inhaler. You had to explain to him that you had nothing on you when you came to this world besides the clothes you were wearing. Also you were probably surprised that he understood you had a breathing difficulty. When you asked him how he knew he said it wasn’t hard to guess, after all your breathing wasn’t steady and your coughing was bad. Plus he’s been in NRC long enough to see some students with breathing difficulties.

~ Then after you fell asleep he woke Ruggie up to tell him to go snatch an inhaler for you from the infirmary.

~ Azul was out and about after a tiring day at the Mostro Lounge when he saw you sleeping outside the Ramshackle dorm.

~ He gently shook you a bit to try and wake you up to get you to go back inside your dorm. He believed you may have sleepwalked outside and just ended up passed out outside your dorm.

~ Once you woke up he quickly retracted his hands after hearing your heavy breaths and coughing. He had to carefully walk you back to Mostro Lounge to get you some water and for you to get rest at the Octavinelle Dorm.

~ Once he got there with you he sat you down and got you a glass of water and once you were feeling well enough you explained your predicament. Azul didn’t really understand land-dwellers breathing situations, but Azul, being the gentleman he is, allowed you to stay at Octavinelle until Ramshackle’s dust problem had been cleared up.

~ Kalim was told by Jamil to tire himself out by walking around outside and so he decided to walk over to Ramshackle to go and see you. After all you are one of his closest friends.

~ However, what he didn’t expect to see was you passed out outside of Ramshackle and your breathing being uneven, as well as you coughing a bit. So, he did what any good friend would do, take you back to his dorm and have Jamil help, since he likely knows what’s going on.

~ Jamil gave you some water and let you rest in one of the clean empty rooms and he had to explain to Kalim that you had some breathing difficulties and the dust in Ramshackle wasn’t helping. Once the Scarabia dorm leader understood he tried to call in some maids from his home to come clean Ramshackle up.

~ Once Jamil knocked some sense into him and told Kalim not to do that he ended up just making sure you were okay and having you stay at Scarabia until it was safe enough to go back.

~ Vil surprisingly couldn’t sleep the night he found you outside Ramshackle, and even more surprisingly he was worried about you- well more worried about what could happen to your features. Since you could catch a cold.

~ When he had woken you up and told his favorite Potato to get back inside and you shook your head and told him no, this surprised him more than anything. He clicked his tongue and asked why not, you started coughing and then it clicked for him. You had breathing difficulties. Well it made sense.

Ramshackle was dirty and extremely dusty.

~ You grabbed his hand and held it as you quietly walked beside him, breathing a bit heavier next to him. Your chest hurt a bit, but you ignored it just so you didn’t have to complain to him and he’d get annoyed.

~ Once you got back to Pomefiore you had to sleep in an empty room, which you didn’t mind, since it was bigger and cleaner than your room in Ramshackle. You also smiled to yourself, because deep down you knew Vil had cared enough to bring you here.

~ Idia finally got outside after all the begging Ortho did Idia finally accepted it and went outside! Well... just to go see you.

~ When he saw you sleeping outside your dorm and coughing and heavily breathing he knew something had to be wrong. So he did what any good guy would do. Carefully put you on his back and take you back to his dorm.

~ When Ortho asked what was wrong Idia had asked him to do a scan on you to make sure you were okay. When Ortho was done and explained you had a breathing difficulty Idia felt extremely awful since he never knew.

~ When you woke up and realized you weren’t at Ramshackle, and started breathing heavily and coughing a bit, Idia had gotten a glass of water for you and gave you an inhaler Ortho had gotten from the infirmary. When you asked what happened and he told you he carried you back to Ignihyde and told you he was going to have you rest there. Just until you felt better and the dust situation was resolved.

~ Malleus was out on another one of his nightly strolls and he appeared at Ramshackle (kind of hoping to see you). What he wasn’t expecting to see was you outside, sleeping and looking completely dejected and sick.

~ He tried to get his favorite Child of Man up, and once you got up, letting out a few coughs and heavy breaths. He asked you if you wanted to go inside when you shook your head, breathing even heavier, he brought you back to Diasomnia.

~ You had to take some deep breaths in Malleus’s room and ignore Sebek’s ranting about you, a human, being here while Lilia explained to Malleus that you had a breathing difficulty and the dust in your dorm wasn’t helping.

~ Malleus ended up being able to shut Sebek out of his room and was able to figure out what an inhaler was and got one for you, and you ended up sleeping in the same bed as Malleus, and it was actually pretty calming and the first time in a while you were able to sleep calmly.