#if its blue and pink hell yea

[i-scream-into-my-pasta]

The fun journey of dying your hair by yourself like “time to wait a half hour then see if i missed any of my hair lmao”

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

ds' manual is amazing i love it. it has no right to look as cool as it does like.

even just the first two pages look cool. it's going over boring shit and it still looks dope. amazing.

[xyaehir]

“hold still!” —

SYP — self care night w ur sweet bf!

GEN. — fluff, crack

WARN. — gn!reader, male characters

REQ. — “Hi! Can I mayb request a skincare or spa day for any blue lock characters? If you don’t except this req, that’s totally fine! Thanks anyway!!!”

NOTES. — omg xyae!!! you finally posted!! no need for the applause guys 🙄🙄 also, i know some characters like reo, childe, kaeya etc would already know about skincare but we’re gna ignore that kay 😛

“stop moving!”

“i can’t help it, you’re smothering my face with this — this cleanser stuff!”

you sigh in mock annoyance, reaching your clean fingers to adjust the frog headband sitting on his hairline.

“do you do this everyday?” he tilts his head, squinting his eyes when you continue rubbing the product on his cheeks.

you hum in agreement, “its a way of taking care of your skin. you know, getting it to clear up.”

“my skin’s just fine. i just wash it with soap and not this — ‘hydrating cleanser’ stuff,” he rolls his eyes, using his fingers to air quote.

“how the hell do you have such nice skin when you wash it with hand soap?” you deadpan.

“genetics? i don’t really know,” he shrugs, wrapping his arms around your waist and leaning into your gentle touch.

you hum. “ok, go wash this off,” you trail off, turning your back and grabbing the masks and serums. “so we can start with these!” you beam.

his eyebrow twitches.

“what’s that for?” he cocks a brow, pointing at the small package on your lap. “you’ll see in a sec,” you smile, tearing it open.

walking over, you adjust his cute sanrio headband again before gently placing the face mask on his face. he shivers but before he could open his mouth to complain or make some sassy quip, you slap a lip mask on his face.

that was 30 minutes ago.

now you’re stuck on the floor with a sleepy man twice your size, quite literally squeezing the life out of you.

“babe, we were supposed to take the masks off like 10 minutes ago,” you sighed, patting his head. you hear him grumble, mumbling incoherently.

“i’ll do it then, stay still,” you smiled softly, reaching for your mask and then his masks. “tilt your head back a bit.” he complies and you reach for the serum bottles.

applying a small drop of serum on his forehead and cheeks, you take notice of how his eyebrows furrow slightly at the cold liquid.

“it’s a lil cold,” you chuckle, kissing his forehead before spreading the serum all over his face.

he hums sleepily, voice breaking softly as his eyes flutter close.

it’s quiet for a while, before..

SLAP!

“oww!” he yelps, eyes flying open as he sits up hastily. “why are you slapping me?” he manages to get out in between slaps. you hum, “it helps your skin to absorb the product better.”

he side eyes you.

you hear him groan. ignoring it, you continue with your skincare routine. “ugh!” he groans, way louder and more exaggerated. you feel your eyebrow twitch.

by the time you chose to stop ignoring his whining, he’d already kicked the blankets off the bed.

“what do you want? i already finished your skincare so just go to bed,” you sigh, reaching for your eye cream.

“yea but when are you gonna finish?” he asks softly. ‘i can’t sleep without you.’

you smile at him through the vanity mirror.

“baby, just one more thing alright?” the sleeping mask you reach for clatters on the table softly. “five more minutes. can you wait for me, hon?”

he hums tiredly, standing up and making his way behind you.

he kneels down, wrapping his arms gently but securely around your waist and rests his head on your back. “hurry up, w’na hold you so bad.”

your heart flutters and your movements stutter. you gulp, patting the product into your pink cheeks.

you both slept horribly that night since he fell asleep holding you and you couldn’t drag his heavy ass to bed.

— (bllk) NAGI, sae, REO, rin (genshin) KAEYA, CHILDE, xiao, venti, ITTO (star rail) sampo, JING YUAN (haikyuu) SUNA, tsuki, OIKAWA, KUROO (KNY) TANJIRO, giyu, sanemi (assclass) KARMA, ISOGAI () YOUR FAVES

@xyaehir 2024. This is my content, inspired or not. Do not translate, copy or plagiarise my works in any way. Reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated. <3

[ditizygirl]

Editblr is a breeding ground for idolatry, ableism, racism and so much more all for a community about putting images together.

I've been here for only a year but I feel like I've seen it all, and the excuses oh my god the excuses. You are all 15-19, you should not have the mental capacity of a 8 year old. Your common sense is non existent and almost all of you guys are so fucking stupid it's pissing me off more than any god can understand. You are old enough to have logical thinking skills, you may have a disorder and it may be a reason but not an excuse.

Alot of you have forgotten the saying "Think Before You Talk" and I've sure as hell done alot of thinking. This is my deep dive into editblr.

Ableism

Typing quirks are a way of personal expression but why do so much of you hate to add plain text. I can understand to extent because plain text hates my head because of how long it can be but I'm not gonna act like a little bitch about it. I'm gonna add my typing quirk or even fonts itself to it.

I'm gonna ask someone to help me, or to do it for me. Stopping making excuses for ableism. Alongside with the typing quirks, your psds are ugly and eyestrainy. Psds also fall under racism because I have no idea why you guys are ignoring the fact some make dark skin characters lighter but in the case of ableism most of them are really bright and makes it hard to see.

Orange and brown? Green and yellow? Blue and brown? Why are you putting colours that can be so much eyesore together? And won't even tag as eyestrain and when someone does ask you only do it for one post.

Romanticization

This one is weird as fuck and I see no one mentioning it. Editblr highkey has a ddlg problem, this "little girl" aesthetic you guys have going on borderlines ddlg alot and its icky. The baby talk typing quirk is disgusting, stop it.

I'm not one to judge how someone copes with their trauma but what I DO judge is how you act when majority says its uncomfortable. Now this section I'm a bit unsure how to phrase it, gotta love dyslexia, but that isn't going to stop me.

There's alot of very uncomfortable romanticization of stalking which I've seen so much of alongside abusive relationships and the justification of these things.

Racism

Really can't escape this one unfortunately. Many of you are like kpop idols, you're too dyslexic towards the difference between appropriation and appreciation. Incase you forgot let me remind you.

You can not gift japanese names. Gifting names is a native practice therefore you can only gift native names. Also I've noticed you weirdos befriending people just to use their cultural names. I can't even say it east asian fetishization because its only Japanese.

Also for the love of God can you guys stop saying nonmem and non women especially when referring to sexualities. It's not hard to simply say "queer attraction to women" and "queer attraction to men".

Coming back to the "gifting" names thing, I think it's interesting how all of you conveniently have a Japanese friend who "gifted" you the name of a cute pink anime girl. Maybe I'll do a post later on how much of a bad liar you guys are.

Closed symbols is also another big problem you all have. No matter how much times you're told you can't use something you always cry "but my friend from xyz culture said it was ok!" One person can't speak for a whole culture. You're nothing but a coloinzer in disguise hiding behind the idea of aesthetic. If you want to know if a symbol is closed just use this site.

Goddess Personas

Yea this one is getting a whole section of its own. Like any people I am uncomfortable with goddess personas, especially being someone with biblical sources. Now the idea that a teenager on the internet is making people call them a goddess is strange isn't it?

In my opinion, they're all annoying, copy and paste, and I think not a lot of people talk about how the really bad ones get. You all love to indulge them, make them think they have power over them. You put them on a pedestal and praise them and get surprised when it all goes to their head?

Stop giving 14 years old power, stop indulging in their habits and letting it go their head. Forcing people to refer to you as their goddess? Their Lord and saviour? Their idol? Someone they must listen to? It creates a power inbalance which always leads to the weirdest of manipulation. Also all the engagekiss copiers are so obvious why would you want to copy the identity of a groomer? It says alot of about yourself if that's what you think is ideal.

Callout Posts

Now, personally, I believe that the only reason a callout post happens is because someone was affected, does it not? Very rarely would a callout post would be a fake one, especially if someone has more then one. If you defend someone who has more than one call out post that's on you and you're gonna end up making one some day I can genuine you that. People don't make them for no reason.

This is all I have to say for now. I hope you guys really consider what I have written here, or not, considering the fact you guys have shown multiple times you lack reading comprehension

@starriesse @dollicous @doveinne @firstgf @kiochisato @lamboll @cherryshh @narcbf @lavendergalactic @npditary @sprinkleoverdose @necroangelz @eskeys

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Love and Fuff

BitterSweet Trio 

(they’re all dating your honor)

The seasons were changing which means Alphonse changes out all of the plushy‘s on the bed in exchange for the seasonal ones. And this time he recruited his Boo!

So there they sat on the Bed they shared, sifting through varieties of different soft plush toys, while binging episodes of the Mandalorian. Lost in thought that is until Al sees a very familiar plush that caught his attention.

“Holy shit haven’t seen this lil guy in a long fucking time” Sugarboo plops on the bed “Haven’t seen what?-OOoOoO cute bear!” Alphonse held the bear up to get the full view of it “HEY SETH! BABE GET IN HERE AND COME SEE THIS!”

It wasn’t too long before he heard Seth walking down the hallway to the bedroom “Alphonse I swear if your tryin’ to get me to kill another spider I ain’t doing it” he walks into the bedroom and sees the what Alphonse is holding “holy shit”

Sitting inAlphonse’s hands was a very familiar plush bear. The bottom of the belly as well as its legs and paws we’re light pink with a small shine, the top half looks like it was dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles, with two cotton candy blue buttons for the eyes. “remember this little guy?”

Seth smiled and sat next to Al on the Bed “of course I do” Sugarboo cocked their head. Seth took the bear in his hands and smiled 

“When Al first came to the city with me he couldn’t sleep straight. It took nearly a week for him to tell me why” “guess I was too embarrassed to admit it was cause-” “You missed your plushies at home” Alphonse smiled and rubbed the back of his neck “so Seth snuck away to the cities mall when he had some free time and picked up this sweet thing and gave it to me as a little present” alphonse leaned up and kissed Seth on the cheek, causing the southern boys face to flush pink.

Sugarboo looked at the tag that was on the Bears foot “goody Bears! I used to collect these when I was little. there part of the reason why I love baking so much” Seth looks around the room at the piles and bins of plushy‘s “what were you guys doing that required all of these?” alphonse sets the bear on his lap before grabbing a handful of beanie babies and throwing them at Seth “seasonal plushy rotation!” Seth almost successfully catches them “why do you have so many of these?” Alphonse face saddens before turning into a soft smile “well…you know…my Ma used to collect um’…she always had a dozen for each season and she’d put them on the mantle  along with the other decorations” seth looks down at the small pile of beanie babies in his lap and looks back up at Alphonse “well then. hand me the bag I’ll start going through um’ you just tell me which ones to put aside”

They rearranged their seating positions, Seth on the left, Alphonse on the right, Sugarboo in the middle.

“Do you wanna put on a movie? I don’t think Seth has seen the Mandalorian yet and I don’t wanna spoil it for him” “Yea. Seth you can pick. Me and Boo are good with pretty much anything” they both look at Seth expectantly. He stares for a moment before scrambling for an answer.  “um..well shit let me think here…. now don’t pick on me for this but..Ya got any of the Muppet movies on these fancy ass streaming services you’ve got?” the corners of Sugarboo‘s mouth start to curl and Alphonse snags the remote off the nightstand “Hell Yeah we’re watching Muppets! Got a specific one ya want Babe?” “yeah um.. they got Muppet treasure Island?” With just a few presses of a button Seth’s movie wishes were granted. 

As the movie played on, the three got more comfortable, nearly abandoning the job that they started. 

Seth’s head laid on Al’s shoulder his eyes growing heavy, Alphonse’s arm was around him gently brushing his fingers through his hair which wasn’t helping him stay awake, the other arm had the little sugarcoated bear from earlier tucked close to his side, Sugarboo was cozied up on top of them nestled under the blanket with a small mountain of plushy‘s weighing on their feet.

As the movie played, and his two partners struggled to stay awake, Alphonse was basking in it 

He looks down at Seth‘s face. The face he has seen bloodied and bruised angry and sorrowful now completely peaceful. Then he looks at his Boo. a face he has seen nearly every day for five years a face he could never imagine going a day without.

And they are both here.

Two of his favorite people in this world, cuddled up in bed watching a movie they’ve all seen 1 million times.

And it’s happy, and it’s warm and it’s peaceful, and God dammit a deadly asteroid could be hurling towards earth at top speed right now, and he wouldn’t give a fuck. because this is where he wants to be 

Slowly, drifting off to sleep in a pile of love and fluff.

————————————————————————

Why does it feel like it’s been forever since I’ve written something for YV.

It got really cheesy at the end and I do apologize for that. this draft has been sitting here for a while so I figured I’d polish it up 

Hope you enjoyed

[the-soul-detectives]

Who is THE Soul from CCCC? Well

Just a lost Soul wandering. Lost. Adrift... Well not really!

*insert a goofy cartoon intro*

HI! My names Soul! Or Eros. Or Alex. (Btw, I used to be thesoulfromhms!) Whatever you prefer! (When sending asks, if you can, plz send me flowers I can eat!! :)))) also!

I'm a minor, my birthday is on June 17! So, ya, I'm a Gemini

As for pronouns, go crazy! Just not neos or it/its please!

I'm a proud Bisexual and Bigender person. I'm attracted to me, myself, and I :3

I'm more of an introvert irl, but on social media? I'm more ambi lol

I don't have anything else to say about myself, so onto what I like! Maybe we can be friends!

*transition PowerPoint style*

Artists? Weeeellll-

Chonny Jash! (He's a cool guy :3)

Taylor Swift (She gets hated on a lot... But her music is so good!)

Melanie Martinez (Her vibe in K12 and Crybaby>>>>>)

Ricky Montgomery (Oh. My. God. THIS IS SELF EXPLANITORY!!! /silly)

Alec Benjamin (Mr. Boy in a bubble)

Nico Collins (Underrated as HELL)

JVKE (Golden hour guy!)

Tally Hall (Do you see banana man hopping over on the white hot sand here he comes with some for me freshly picken from banana tree)

That's it!

Albums? *throws them at you*

CCCC/Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium.

1989

K12

Crybaby

Montgomery Ricky

EPIC: The Circe Saga

Narrated For You

These 2 windows

INSIDE

This is what ____ feels like

Marvins Marvelous Mechanical Museum

Hawaii: Part II

>_<

Favorite things? Hope you'll agree!

Color: Pastels! Pink and Purple too!

Candy: XO. The strawberry cheesecake one. Hands down one of my favorite candies EVER

Beverage: Coffee. And blue lemonade!

TV show: We don't watch cable TV anymore sadly. BUT I REALLY LIKED ANYTHING NICKELODEON PUT ON!

Place: A cold bedroom

Animal: Cats, bunnies (people see me as them!), and swans!

Movie: Coco. And literally any old Disney movie. But if I had to choose 1, it'd be Lady and The Tramp!

Food: As a Filipino, I say sinigang. Or adobo :3

Hobbies...

Writing and singing and drawing. That's it.

Fandoms

KOTLC

Magisterium

PJO (Only!!)

Chonnys Charming Chaos Compendium

The Stanley Parable

Little Nightmares

SIX

Hamilton

EPIC

Danganronpa

TBHK

The Umbrella Academy

Dead Boy Detectives

Mouthwashing

Yea, idk what to add anymore. Hi. Welcome. Nice to meet you.

(August 8, 2024)

Adding the people I love

@imobsessed123 Lexi, the person that lets me torture them with Fitz angst 😌 Also the one who brings gasoline

@multi-fandom-lunatic THE ONE AND ONLY. THE ONW WHO IS WRITING KOTLS. THW ONE THAT INCLUDED 3 OF MY IDEAS IN KOTLS

@siennamakeschaos KEEFITZ ENTHUSIAST RAH (SHE MADE THIS POST AND I LOVE HER SM FOR IT I CAN'T EVEN I'M GONNA CRY)

@axyer My host, my parent, my Stanley

@innereverblaze Last, but not least, MY COGNATE!!!!! THE ONE THAT AGREED TO BE PART OF MY CHAOS. (She's unfortunately gone. Not dead, but gone)

@thishumanformislimiting HER HUMAN FORM IS LIMITING, BUT SHE BRINGS THE FIRE WHATEVER

(August 17, 2024)

Tags :

#quite literally keefitz - Keefitz content

#Darling Cognate - Anything that has @innereverblaze (Most likely won't be able to use this tag anymore)

#Sienna has caused chaos - @siennamakeschaos lives up to her username

#Emelins lessons - @thishumanformislimiting teaches me things

#Lexi talks - @imobsessed123 speaks

#the dex fanatic and the fitz fanatic - @imobsessed123 and I

#My inbox has been invaded - Someone sent me an ask

#THE normal anon - THE Normal anon

#JENSA JENSA JENSA/Official Jensa Post - Jensa content

#The Lunatics - Me and @multi-fandom-lunatic

#Condemn him to the infirmary - Vent tag (Plz block if you don't want to see my vents)

#the arson trio or #My Bastards - The shenanigans of me, @imobsessed123, and @thishumanformislimiting

#Alex picked up a pen - DRAWING TAG GRRR

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

not a hc but can you rank lucy's stardresses?

A fit rank huh? Sure I can do that. Just gonna preface n say that obviously this is my opinion and whatevs and that I won't be includin any of the ones introduced in 100yr because I don't care about the sequel :]

Alrightie lets get into it! This gonna get long tho, so imma put it under read more so I don't murder ppl who are scrolling.

Aquarius Stardress

This one honestly might be on the lower tiers for me. Like for the first stardress shown its rather, boring. The colour choice of green and yellow is weird, and visually disconnects it from Aquarius (like seriously? No blue anywhere?). The wrap skirt is cute and I do love how she has Aquarius' collarbone tattoo. That's fire. But the basic bikini top is meh. Overall its serviceable, 6/10 on the Phoenix scale.

Leo Stardress

Honestly can't go wrong with a nice black dress. I really would've preferred a pants suit for this one but the dress regardless is fun. I has a nice shape with the asymmetrical skirt and I like the ruffles all over. I also like how the anime gave her stockings

If I had nitpicks i'd say to get rid of the center line down the middle of the chest, the two under the bust are enough and get rid of the purple hair clip, it feels tacked on and just tosses in a random colour to the palette. I'd also maybe change the yellow to something more orange so it pops more (maybe even make the interior of the dress something eyecatching to add some extra oomph visually when she's kicking.)

But good fit, 8/10

Virgo Stardress

Well, it's about what you'd expect tbh. It's a maid outfit lol. There ain't much here to say cept that its cute. 6/10

Tauros Stardress

Oh hell fuckin yea. HELL YEAH

Unabashedly this one is one of my favourites solely because of the uneven pants. It's so fun and stupid. I also like how she and Tauros have matching belt buckles.

The basic ass bikini top does bring it down though (sorry i'm a bikini top hater. If you're gonna put a character in a bikini top at least make it a different style! There's different types of tops that can be both sexy and interesting!!!!). It also looks wack at certain angles.

My chest hurts lookin at this.

Apart from that I don't think the double buns works best with this dress, I think it'd work better if swapped with the double braids of the capricorn dress. Also I just think it'd be cool if this dress gave her an axe, like how the cancer dress gave her weapons.

but because of how much joy the stupid pants give me, 9/10.

Sagittarius Stardress

Another banger stardress despite a glaringly obvious issue.

This shit's great to me. Good colours, fun patterns, i fuckin love that its backless and the high ponytail is great here. The issue?

That deep ass coochie cut.

On god it just looks so uncomfortable. The anime tried to even it out by giving her tights but that just tossed in another colour to the palette and just unbalances it. A simple fix would've been just to make it white leggings under there. Skin tight, sexy and still practical. Apart from the coochie cut the only nitpick I have is that I think the boob window should've been star shaped and i wish her sleeves also doubled as archery gloves.

Apart from that and how much the coochie cut haunts me, its a 9/10

Aires Stardress

Now I have no idea why, but I was never exactly big on this one. Like it's not awful, all the stardresses have a baseline cuteness to them. The alternating pink and white tiers on the dress is nice, but the cut under the bust kinda kills the uniform pattern it had goin on. Likewise the leggings don't feel coherent to the rest of the fit. Like still cute, but the stripes and the introduction of black makes the whole thing feel busy and plain all at once. Though ironically when it's in the manga and purely black and white i think it looks better.

But I dunno, i think this one actually might be my least favourite. 4/10

Gemini Stardress

Ok. I like the alternating blue and white all over. That's cool. But, that headdress on top of the already busy outfit feels like its a lil too much on top. Also the random gold baubles on the outfit itself feels sorta thrown on. The belt can stay I suppose but nix the tassels near the collar and trade in the boob window for a deeper neckline.

We can just get rid of the headdress altogether and change her hairstyle to like, crown braid with a hanging blue and white ribbon on either side to keep with the alternating colours and we golden. 5/10

Scorpio Stardress

Gonna start this off to say, not a big fan of the bottom (the leather panty thing with the chain on it? Dawg idk i don't like it lol). and the chain on it looks so silly and not in a fun way. If anything I think she should have a bigger tail, not as big as scorpio's but defs something bigger that what she has currently. And as much as I like backless fits I don't think it works here, the deep cut boob window can stay though. I do like the headband and how her hair frames her face but overall its another 5/10.

Also here's a scorpio stardress redesign that I like. Doesn't fix all my issues with the og but it's still pretty dope.

Cancer Stardress

I like this because it looks cool and gives Lucy weapons. I don't like it because it doesn't connect well with Cancer the spirit visually. But Cancer's design sucks and I like this better than Cancer himself. Truly a design with conundrums for me. 6/10

Capricorn Stardress

I don't like this dress! Not one bit! Why is it a bdsm tit dress! The hair is cute and I like the shades and the horn clips with the bows but the dress!!!!!!!! Why is it so visually disconnected from Capricorn the spirit! Why isn't it a skirt suit with sexy fishnet leggings like in the concept art!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't this the canon design!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tragic/10

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

❗️❗️❗️AHHHH HAZBIN HOTELLLLLL SPOILERS❗️❗️❗️

THIS SHIT IS VAUGLY COLOR CODED (LOTS of emphasison VAUGLY)

Red: alastor

Orange: lucifer

Pink: Charlie

Blue: Sir Pentious (have mercy on the spelling its so late and im fucking tired)

Purple: lilith (very briefly mentioned, like one sentence)

Green: Nifty

Vox, Valentino, and adam also have colors just to point out their names, it's based on their color scheme

White text is my ramblinggggg

ALASTOR SAYING FUCK

TWICE???

And his little "wait, what just happened?"

HIM TELLING ADAM HE WAS GONNA KILL HIM

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT FIGHT SCENE

YES EVEN THE PARTS WHERE ALASTOR GOT HURT (very vaguely actually, I dont want him to get hurt) BECAUSE WE GOT MORE LORE FROM IT

"Wait, what did I say?"

Lucifer you are SUCH a fucking mood

I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID TWO SECONDS AGO TOOO

Coming in clutch to save your daughter

AND THAT SICK ASS DEMON FORM FUCK YES

CHARLIE DEMON FORM HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN SHE CAUGHT ADAMS HAND??????

HER TAIL HAS BARBS AT THE BASEEEEE

WE ALL SAW THE THEORY ABT ONE OF THEM GOING TO HEAVEN BUT ALSO NOOOOO SIR PENTIOUS

LILITH WTF ARE YOU DOING????

HAHA FUCK YOU ADAM

ALASTOR GOING CRAZY OVER HIS DEAL I BET HE COULD HAVE DONE MORE BUT HES BEING STOPPED

WHO IS HOLDING BACK HIS POWERRRRRRRRRR

I NEED TO KNOW

ALASTOR LAST NAME REVEALED AHHHHH

I NEEEEEEED MORE ALASTOR CONTENT PLS PLS PLS PLS

THE DEMON FORMS WE SAW WITH ALASTOR ARE INSANE

I KNOW YALL SAW MY THEORY ABT HIM WANTING CHARLIE TO GET HIM HIS SOUL BACK

THAT FAVOR HE ASKED FOR??? UHUHHHH MMMMHM!!!! YOU SEE WHAT IM SEEING????

SPEAKING OF HIS DEAL WITH CHARLIE

ALASTORS DEAL MAKING FACE WAS INSANEEEEE

WHO HAD THAT IDEA FOR A FIC ABOUT ALASTOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK WITHOUT HIS STAFF???? NOW IS YOUR TIME GIRLIE (thats a gender neutral girly thank you very much)

IT BEING SHOWN HE CAN TALK WITHOUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THE FIC WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER YOU KNOW AO3 WILL LOVE IT BESTIE

NIFTY FUCK YEA KILL THAT BITCH

LUCIFER TELLING HIM HES GOT SOMETHING RIGHT THERE (coming out of his stomach) LMAOOOO

I FUCKING KNEW IT VOX AND VALENTINO WERE TONGUE FUCKING EACHOTHER

Pls oml SOOOO SOOOOO much happened

Maybe I'll talk more when I'm not whacked out of my fucking mind at 2- (now 3 when if finishing this up) -AM

[misc-obeyme]

MC having a personal demon when they are in the human world

MC: Who the fuck are you?

Demon: The name is Amon, im from the Pride ring, im here because the King has ordered me to look out for you, as you are reaching a point where you will become an ambassador to a human country

MC: Pride Ring? Ambassador? Did Diavolo sent you?

Amon:No the prince didnt send me. Yea im from the pride ring just beneath the Devildom, really hot over there and the blue sky and the overpopulatipn of sinners and its dibide between the rich and the poor. Its ruled over by Lucifer. Anyway, all elites demons/magical beings sometimes get a humam country. Ive been told to get you ready, you will be the new ambassador to England. The old ambassador kinda did a bad job and had to be removed

MC: No one told me...how about Solomon is he an ambassador? Who was the old ambassador?

Amon: Oh you know him, his name is Mephistopheles. And for Solomon he wasnt an ambassador, he used to be king but he wasnt chosen to be an ambassador for a country to hell.

MC: Can I visit the pride ring?

Amon: probably, but the air gets more toxic as we go down to each ring.. and also evil people live there, and also you probably see the brothers as tyrants. its mostly overpopulated, Devildom is only for elite or short visits or humans who have not died. But the best place is the Lust Ring, hot pink sky, clubs, casinos, bars...fun and sexy. King Asmodeus does frequent visits..

MC: how about we go?

Amon: I dont think King Lucif-

MC: your scared of Luci? C'mon Amon please

Amon: Fine, you have an elavator in this building, **snaps finger 3 times** come on MC, a quick visit then we come back

Ohhh this is an interesting au concept, anon! What would it be like if each brother had his own ring of hell to rule over?

Also are you telling me that Mephisto was the ambassador but he did a bad job so now MC has to do it? Because if Mephisto had to work for Lucifer, I can't imagine that going very well at all lol.

Of course Asmo would have a ring with a hot pink sky. No wonder MC wants to go there, it sounds fun. Like Las Vegas but with demons. Well, actual demons, you could argue there are metaphorical demons in Vegas lol. Dang now I'm just thinking about bringing the demons to visit Vegas because that would be so funny. Well, okay, it might just end up being an exercise in keeping Mammon under control.

I think my favorite part of this is MC just being like "Who the fuck are you?" MC has no dramatic reactions to demons showing up, at this point it's just what do you want now??

Also if this was me, I'd tell Lucifer to find someone else, I can't be bothered to be ambassador to anybody, thanks. But Amon should still take me to the Lust Ring that place sounds like fun.

I also love the idea that any elevator can take you to hell if you're a demon.

[archer300pr]

Bone Servant Au

Hey everyone!! Im so glad so many of you enjoyed my Bone Servant Au! Thanks for sticking around!!

This is part one of a two part story.

Taking place after DBK’s corruption by LBD(s1 ep10), Wukong’s fears and worries get the better of him after Mk’s explaining what happened to his sworn brother. Mk gets so annoyed and angry with his dad that he spoke in anger at both his parents…

Enjoy the story and stay tune for part 2!

~~~~~

“I don’t know what to do, guys! Dad has been so over protective of me since the whole thing with DBK!” Mk said as he took a sip of his smoothie. Giving a ‘Im Sorry I mentioned your dad’s embarrassing situation’ look at Redson. He just shrugs and Continues to drink his beverage.

“I don’t know, Mk. Maybe your dad has a point…that blue thingy you told us about really spooked the others…especially your dad.” Mei replied at she sat on the side of her bike. ”Even Gramps told me to be back by 5 and he’s normally very chill”

“From what I researched from the tomb, it had a familiar power from the outside but in the tomb there were scriptures explaining what the creature was.” Redson said catching the attention of both Mei and Mk. “But the writing is faded it had to have been there for more than 100 years give or take”

“Ok sure that creepy blue thing is out and about but my dad is literally on my ass spying on me everywhere! Watch..” As soon Mk finished he looked at a hawk that sat on top of a building. The golden color hawk looked flabbergasted and flew down at an alleyway, revealing the disguised king, gazing at his son.

Mk groans while Red son and Mei stare at each other. The king made his way to his son, niece and nephews. “Hey kiddos! What you three up to?” Wukong asked as Mk looked away embarrassed. “We were just hanging out” Mei awkwardly told Wukong. “Oh well….that’s good”

“Yea Dad…we’re just chilling…”

“Aaand are you done with work for the day?”

“Gee I don’t know….am I? Tell me dad am I?”

Wukong looked nervous at his son as Mk looked furious at his father.

“WELL, it’s been fun guys but Im gonna head out… see ya guys later” Mk said while dragging his dad away from his friends and from the public eye. His friends looked at one another worried about their friend/cousin. “Noodle Boy may not understand what is happening… but this power that is free is very dangerous…” Red son says as he gets ready to leave.

~~~~~

“DAD, ARE YOU INSANE?! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!”

“First of all don’t shout at me, Im your father. Second im just looking out for you…”

The father son duo kept arguing as the pig demon kept an eye on them in Mk’s room in said person’s house. He was worried that thing might go out of hands. “Brother Baije” the chef turned his head to see a beautiful lady with pink hair and in a modern day outfit. “Sister, Thank gods you’re here….they came in in this angered state; I hate to leave you with them like this but my restaurant-“ the woman held Pigsy’s shoulders. “Go, don’t worry.” Pigsy leaves and The woman enters the room closing the door.

“What is going on here?” She asked both father and son. They looked shocked to see her.

“Rinrin what are you-“

“Brother Baije called” Rinrin said in her true form, a pink monkey demon with long hair and tail.

“Mom, Dad keeps invading my privacy. He’s been on my ass for weeks!”

“Xiaotian, don’t disrespect me!”

“But you are!”

“ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU!” Rinrin yelled at the two. “Both of you calm down. Please...Xiaotian, you understand your father is looking out for you, yes?”

“Yeah but-“

“One moment…Wukong I understand what you want to do but Xiaotian is capable to protect himself from whoever and if he’s in trouble hell call us”

“But Rinrin” Wukong gets close to his wife and he whispers to her alone. “If the Lady Bone Demon captures Xiaotian too…I would never forgive myself...” Wukong looks at her eyes and grabs her hands.

“Dad Im asking to give me space!”

“I get it, Xiaotian but its too dangerous for you to be out and about”

“Wukong..”

Mk glared at his father. He can’t believe how much his dad distrust him so much. Like sure when he was a kid his parents didn’t leave him alone since he was a kid. But now? He’s 16! He can fend for himself and he has powers of his own given to him by his dad. He felt hurt.

“Dad just tell me truth… tell me you don’t trust me”

“What? No no no of course not! I trust you, Mk”

“THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT LETTING ME BREATH?!” Mk shout at Wukong with tears in his eyes. “THATS THE ONLY REASON!! I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF! I GOT RUYI JINGU BANG!! I GOT YOUR POWERS!!” As Mk yelled he took out his staff set it next to his bed

“XIAOTIAN THATS NOT WHAT IM GETTING AT”

“THEN WHAT!!”

The king bit his cheek. Mk wasn’t ready for this level of threat, that’s why he protects him so much. He isn’t letting the story repeat itself. He lost Liu’er, his little brother he wasn’t going to lose his son!

“…So… it’s like that, huh?”

“Mk-”

“You know what forget it… You don’t trust me…that’s fine”

Wukong looked at his son, a bit hurt by what he was hearing.

“You don’t trust me…and feel that you made the wrong choice”

“What” both his parents said in unison at their child’s claim.

“Yeah that you choose the wrong successor, the wrong kid to be your child…”

It hurt him to see his parents like that but he couldn’t help but telling them how he felt

“Xiaotian…No no no baby… We never made the wrong choice…we made the best choice of our lives” Rinrin told her son with tears in her eyes. “We love you, Xiaotian…” she grabbed her son’s face

“You were never a wrong choice, not as a successor…nor as our child” Wukong told his son next to his wife

“Then why does it feel that I was!” Mk shouted at his dad.

“You’re not, MK…You’re our pride and joy…you’re our kid-”

“YOUR NOT MY DAD!!”

His parents were in shock at his comment. Mk realized what he shouted and removed his mother’s hand from his face. He heard his mother sob as he went to the window of his room.

“X-Xiaotian, Wh-here are you going?”

“Out…too cool off”

“Xiaotian don’t go-”

“Why?! So you can stalk me more?!”

“Xiaotian, Its not like that…L-lets talk-“

“N-Not now…Leave me be…”

With that Mk jumped out of his window and turned into a hawk and flew away. With tears in his eyes he heard his father in the distance.

“XIAOTIAN COME BACK! XIAOTIAN!! SON!!!”

~~~~~~

Mk landed in a dark part of the city, in a sketchy alleyway behind a theater. He didn’t knew where he was but he didn’t care he just wanted to be alone, to calm down and apologies to his parents. He said all that at the heat of the moment.

“IM SUCH A SCREW UP!!” Mk yelled as he punched a metal barrel leaving a dent. He didn’t care who heard him. “…Im…Im a horrible son…Dad didn’t deserved that…Gods Mom has to be crying a lot…I’ve never seen dad so broken before…Heh who would’ve thought that the Monkey King could end up like that?”

Unbeknownst to Mk, a Shadowy figure appeared behind him, holding a small lantern, hanging from a small pole in his hand. His dark chuckles was heard by the young prince, he froze at the chuckle.

“Hehehe ehh, not me that’s for sure~”

The boy turned around and faced the man before him. He looked similar to his dad but darker colors and wore a dark cloak with red clouds.

“D-Dad?”

Hehe that’s a new one… many people confuse me with Wukong…no one has called me Dad before…or none that I know of~ but we’d be here all day so~”

With that the mysterious figure made the lantern float and made it glow a purple light. It blinded Mk’s sight, he covers his eyes as the light grew.

“Sorry kid…nothing personal…this issue has nothing to do with you but with Sun Wukong…so do me a favor and rest”

And with that the light that shone brightly at the young prince disappeared. Leaving a mark on the ground where the prince once stood.

“Now…we wait for Sun Wukong” The dark figure spoke as his eyes went from a familiar golden glow to a icy blue color.

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Ah fuck now im thinking abt how fuckin lonely it is 2 be transmasc. Bc suddenly all my girl friends see me as Something Else and a fucking Threat even tho im literally the same fucking person only happier. And like how. When i wanted to explore femininity as a girl, my friends loved to show me everything and do my makeup and whatever and like now theyre like. Are you sure ?? Dont you think that will make you uncomfortable LIKE UR THE ONE MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE !!!! IM THE SAME IM THE SAME IM THE SAME AS I WAS BEFORE I JUST GOT A NEW HAT AND NOW U ALL HATE ME !!!! and its not like i have boys to go to either because if anything, im now friends with LESS guys than i was before transitioning. Because before i was just a girl and like yea there were a ton of sexist guys who didnt really see me as their equal, but they saw me atleast as a Person. But now its like. Im not one of the girls they can tolerate, im claiming to be one of the boys ??? But it doesn't fucking fit for them because like. Im still at the equality level of a girl but even LESS now. Why cant i just be a Normal girl or a Normal guy. Why do i have to be a guy that also looks and acts like a girl according to the rules in their head ??? LIKE ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I DONT WANT TO BE ONE OD THE GIRLS I DONT WANNA BE ONE OF THE BOYS I WANNA BE ONE OF THEM !!! JUST FUCKING ANYONE !!! BUT NOBODY SEES ME AS ON THEIR SIDE BC GIRLS WHO TRY SOOO HARD 2 BE "TRANS INCLUSIVE" ALSO CANT LET GO OF THEIR IDEAS OF "MAN = DANGEROUS AND BAD AND OTHER" SO HOW DO THEY BE INCLUSIVE OF ME ???? BY TREATING ME LIKE FUCKING SCUM !!!!! SO I CANT BE ONE OF THE GIRLS ANYMORE BECAUSE IM "DANGEROUS". BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT PART OF THE BOYS BECAUSE IM FUCKING OPPOSITE PINOCCHIO AND NOT A REAL GODDAM BOY EVEN THO HES WOOD AND IM FUCKING FLESH AND BONE MOTHERFUCKER !!!!! AND NOW THERES SOME SECRET CODE TO BOTH SIDES I CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT AND IT DOESNT FUCKING HELP THAT IM AUTISTIC TOO DOES IT ????? SO LIKE. ALL I HAVE ARE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE BECAUSE EVEN MY CIS FRIENDS JUST DONT SEE ME AS EQUAL. THEY TRY SOOOOO HARD TO FIT ME IN ANY OF THEIR BOXES TO THE POINT I HAVE TO JUST TRY SOOO HARD TO ACT LIKE IM A FULLY BINARY GUY JUST SO THEY CAN STOP SEEING ME AS A FULLY BINARY GIRL. BUT IM NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CAN BARELT EVEN TELL MY TRANS FRIENDS THAT BECAUSE THEYVE FUCKING INVENTED ANOTHER BOX WHERE THEY ASSUME NONBINSRY MEANS A THIRD FUCKING GENDER AND IT DOESNT !!!! WHEN I EXPLAIN MY GENDER IT DOESNR MEAN I NEED YOU TO SAY "soooooo youre genderfluid" NO IM ME IM ME IM FUCKING ME DONT YOU FUCKUNG GET IT IM DRESSING UP IN FUN CLOTHES BUT YOURE 5 AGAIN AND SAYING IM A GIRL FOR WEARING PINK AND A BOY FOR WEARING BLUE !!!!! IM WEARING A FUCKING PINK SHIRT AND BLUE SHOES WHAT DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER IM EVEYTHING IM NOTHING IM JUST FUCKING ME !!!!

[the-snowdrop-system]

Fuck it, ALL my answers below the cut :3

1) Better than most, but not the greatest tbh...

2) My cousin (STRICTLY PLATONIC she has been helping me thru transition ever since i came out to her)

3) yes, i regret going to southern michigan in january

4) very insecure

5) single

6) i dont care how i die honestly, i just hope its relatively painless.

7) homemade pizza my aunt sent home with my dad today

8) if competing in martial arts as a kid counts, than yes, if not, then no.

9) constantly... i should stop that...

10) 1st day of 4th grade (he was bullying me for years, so i punched him square in the nose. He never bullied me again)

11) no, BUT im a hopeless romantic, so by the time you are reading this, my answer might have changed.

12) constantly... my sleep schedule sucks :)

13) only 2 people. My most recent ex, and the male responsable for half of my existance >:(

14) 5 people. My 3 besties from college, dude i talk to on occasion, and my cousin (see number 2, she lives over 1000 miles away from me)

15) no, i neither physically nor financially could take care of a pet, i wish i did tho, would make life slightly more bearable

16) rn, im upset. I might go over that more in another post, if i do ill link it here.

17) no

18) YES i realize they serve a good perpous to our ecosystem, i just wish they would do it somewhere else 😭

19) yes, to stop myself from going to southern michigan in january. Nothing good has come from that decision.

20) i dont remember where it was... it was a while ago anyways.

21) the same as they have been since i had surgery. Get up and walk around every little bit. Other than that, nothing. Maybe watch some lets plays of the new FNAF game since i cant afford a copy of my own :(

22) no, i wouldnt make a good parent honestly, im not responsible enough...

23) i got my ears pierced in december, but they healed up waaay sooner than they where supposed to so now i have 0. what a waste of money >:(

24) math and technology. Dont get me wrong, i am bad at both, but they are still what im best at 😭

25) wait, you already asked this question :(

26) food wise: nothing. In general: a hug.

27) probably yes, but they did worse to me.

28) yep, my most recent ex. (They are also the one mentioned in 27)

29) she did something to me, i stormed off, and she cried because i was upset, does that count?

30) i have a list :) see number 16.

31) no

32) pink or blue 🏳️‍⚧️

33) sometimes? It really depends honestly. Some people i trust to much, and other people i dont trust enough smh...

34) i drempt something about stawberrys last night i dont remember any specifics...

35) one of my parents. I dont remember which one tho.

36) i give everyone a second chance, but if you fuck up again im done. (If i can give the 2 people i hate a second chance, than i can give other people second chances as well.)

37) forget, only cus i got memory issues. But in all seriousness, i have a hard time with both...

38) FUCK NO this shit the worst!

39) 16 i think...?

40) NO????

Where the hell are questions 41-50? I feel like im getting ripped off! /j

51) Quesadillas

52) no, cus what "reason" is there for cancer? What "reason" is there for biggotry? What "reason" is there for plagues and pandemics? If someone can answer those, then i might reconsider.

53) turn on a quiet youtube video to listen too to help me sleep and turn on a fan to keep me cool.

54) cheating, no. Open relationships are one thing, but when two people are together in a closed relationship and one of them cheats, thats just wrong.

55) i try to be nice, but some people make that reeeeally hard. I can be a massive bitch if i need to be.

56) 1. My bully in elementary school.

57) yes, but i also believe it is very hard to find.

58) light snow

59) ... yes.

60) eventually, but only if im allowed to wear a cute wedding dress. (Ive had multiple exes say "if we get married you still have to wear a suit" [for reference im a trans woman])

61) depends on the context, but yea, it can be.

62) get back to me on that one. Im not sure anymore. The things that used to make me happy now only just get me by. I dont know how to feel happy rn.

63) fuck yea, i hate my dead name and want to legally change it, but there is that whole "im broke af" issue i gotta fix 1st.

64) yea, cus i would rather punch them than kiss them tbh.

65) i am gonna change the word from sex to gender in this question just because it will be easier to answer. I have 1 male friend, and idk what i would do if he said he likes me tbh...

66) yee. Same dude as 65

67) last man i talked to was my dad, other than him, the friend i mentioned in the last 2 answers.

68) prolly same dude as before, we where discussing FNAF lore

69) 2 people destined for eachother from birth? No. 2 people who form a bond stronger than just love, yes.

70) each of the 5 people i miss (see question 14)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[the-dying-star]

Pride

The highest Ring of Hell, inhabited by mostly Fallen and their demon charges. The Pride Ring consists of the main Palace of Hell, Lucifer's home. The Forge, and the Draehim Keep. Everything else is moatly what mortals would think of as Elesium. Beautiful forests of strange trees and plants, plains of wispy gray grass, moutain ranges and ponds and lakes of black waters. In this Ring you can see the star filled black sky with its shimmery pink clouds and duel suns of orange and blue as well as the scarlet moon at night.

Greed

The Greed Ring is a central hub of Hell for all things matieralistic. Shopping, clubs, hotels, casinos, and everything of the like exist in this ring. With the addition of Cyberhex the technology of this ring has developed tenfold. This ring shadows the Pride Ring and thus sees the same sky as them.

Lust

Situated below Greed. Lust has it's own veil and therefore it's own sky. It is a smaller Ring consisting of brothels and all manner of... debauchery. Lust has alao gained from the addition of Cyberhex above them. The sky of Lust is always dark and filled with whispy blue clouds and very few stars. There is no moon or sun since the main inhabitants, incubi and sucubi, can see in the dark incredibly well.

Sloth

Sloth, like Lust, has it's own veil. This ring is where average Fallen and demons live. Believe it or not Hell has it's very own middle class and they reside in Sloth. It's your pretty average looking suburban city and is overseen by Fallen Archangel Gabriel, like a mayor. The sky in Sloth mirrors the mortal realm.

Envy

Envy is where things start to heat up. Literally. The city in Envy literally surrounds a massive crater where heat rises from Purgatory. Envy is pretty average as well, a typical city with typical demons and typical demon lives.

Gluttony

Gluttony gets a tad bit hotter than Envy and is inhabited by mostly Old Testemant demons, and...cannibals. Yea, hence the name. Gluttony gets a little more rustic but still pretty basic looking with a dark red sky and a bright red sun and a blue moon.

Wrath

Wrath is the last stop before Purgatory. Wrath is one of the hotest rings and is only inhabited by Old Testament demons like Mammon, the Overlord of the entire ring. Wrath resembles an old midevel village including it's own castle where Mammon resides. The sky is a burgundy color with a bright green moon as well as a smaller blue moon and an orange sun.this realm is where the Sif Games is held in the gladitorial arena. Shades come from every ring to try and win back enough power to form corporeal bodies and thus, gain more power in Hell.

Purgatory

No sound but the screams of the tortured. Purgatory is where the worst of the worse reaide. But it's Hell? Isn't everyone bad? Not necessarily. Purgatory is where the fires of Hell blaze the souls of Purgatory are charged with keeping the fire lit. That's their job. Their only job. They feed the fire or sit and rot in their prison cell.

[ckiine]

Fanshort #2

The summer festival.

"Otou-san we are ready to go. Sonoko has already arrived." Ran called out to her father.

Ran, Sonoko and the kids were going to the summer festival together and since it was little difficult to walk in komonos for the kids they were taking the car and Sonoko had her own driver taking them to Hakase's place.

Hakase had sadly refused to join in because Haibara had refused to let him eat street food.

What's the point of going if I can't even eat the delicacies, Hakase had lamented. And since Ran and Sonoko were going he was rest assured leaving the kids to them.

"Yes yes, I heard you already..." Kogoro grumbled.

"Dont stay out too late at the Pachinko parlour." Ran warned him

"Just go already." Kogoro replied irritably

"Hmmmm." Ran narrowed her eyes at him threateningly.

Kogoro felt a shiver down his spine and paled and weakly added, "I mean have fun with the kids Ran-chan."

Ran nodded in approval and turned to Conan-kun who was distractedly watching the father- daughter duo.

"Let's go Conan-kun." Ran smiled warmly at him and walked ahead. Conan felt his blush deepen and went after her to Sonoko's awaiting car.

"Gomen Sonoko, I was talking to Otou-san...."

"And keeping him in line I suppose." Sonoko finished for her nonchalantly.

Ran simply smiled in response and settled in the car.

"What is this gakinchou? Your face is red, don't tell me you are blushing because Ran is looking pretty and you have fallen in love with her." Sonoko said in mock teasing.

"Mou Sonoko~"

Conan just laughed awkwardly but didn't deny the statement.

"But Ran you sure look beautiful, its a shame that your husband cant meet you this time, he would not have been able to take his eyes off you." Sonoko teased her.

"Sonoko!!!" Ran called out, flushed and embarrassed by her best friend's statement.

Conan's blush refused to go away. Safe to say when he had seen her all dressed up in her Kimono, he had been fully robbed off of his breath and had not been able to take his eyes off Ran. When Ran had asked him how she looked, he was simply tongue tied and somehow managed to squeeze out some compliment. Although, that moment was over he could not help himself and was even now stealing glances at her.

Her hair was tied up in a bun and decorated with traditional hair accessories. Ran wore a purple Kimono with flower patterns of various shades and a cream coloured obi. It brought out her milky complexion and enhanced her shining blue eyes. All in all Ran was looking incredibly beautiful.

They arrived at Hakase's place and got off. The kids were already waiting for them, already dressed in the traditional clothes, Haibara included.

The kids enthusiastically greeted them and had audibly gasped after seeing them and excitedly complimented the elder girls. Ran sincerely returned the compliments while Sonoko just gave her fake high-pitched laugh and declared herself aka, Sonoko-sama as the most beautiful girl.

"Conan-kun why did not wear a yukata?" Ayumi asked, in her pink one.

"Yea you are the odd one out now." Mitsuhiko called out like a mature kid

"I bet, you dont know how to wear one." Genta said with a sense of superiority.

"That's true Conan-kun, even I had asked whether you wanted to wear one?" Ran too chimed in. She was obviously ready to assist him into wearing one.

Conan was the only one in the group who was wearing casual clothes, he awkwardly laughed and tried to give some lame excuse, Ran let him go but the kids were adamant in their childish complains.

Haibara watched the normalcy of these scenes from the sidelines. Lot's of time she always felt like a distant observer of happy things happening around her as her dark past threatened to drag her back to hell but once in a while she allowed herself to indulge in the warm and comfort of the these seemingly mundane things. For example, somehow she had been coaxed by Ayumi and the professor to wear a Kimono. She had vaguely remembered her sister dressing her up in one. It was a thing of the long past but she still felt a dull ache from the hazy memories.

Onee-chan I miss you.

"Shall we leave?" Conan asked, changing the topic which thankfully worked and distracted the kids and brought Ai out of her reverie .

"Ayumi-chan, Ai-chan please wait a moment." Ran called to them.

The younger girls looked puzzled and stopped while the boys seated themselves in the car. Conan glanced back for a moment but smiled to himself and sat down as well.

"What is Ran-oneesan?" Ayumi asked curiously.

"I have something for you both-" Ran fished out something from her pouch, "-here."

She held out two beautiful kanzashis in her hands. A gift for the girls.

Ayumi exclaimed in joy and thanked Ran while Haibara let out a stiff thanks. Ayumi stood patiently as Ran fixed her kanzashi to her hair. She then quickly used her phone to look at herself and was very pleased with the present.

"Ai-chan, do you want me to put it up for you as well?" Ran asked softly.

Haibara gave a stiff nod again.

Again. It's happening again, she thought distressed. Ran gently combed Haibara's hair with her fingers and worked to fix the accessory.

Haibara felt as if she was being cocooned in a warm blanket. Ran's hand were affectionate and tender.

It feels so good and warm to be here. I wish I could stay here forever with these people.

"All done Ai-chan. Here, have a look." Ran passed her, her phone.

Ai looked at the photo and thanked her.

Ran smiled softly at her and they both headed to the car.

Ayumi had happily showed off her accessory and Mitsuhiko and Genta had showered her with compliments, when Ai arrived they did the same.

Once everyone had settled down, Haibara whispered to Conan, "Did you know about this?"

"Well yea, I knew she had got a present and I deduced that it was hair accessory earlier today." Conan said offhandedly and stole a glance at her again.

It was only a short moment, but Ai saw the changes in his expressions minutely. His eyes would go still for moment and then they would be filled with a suppressed joy and sheer adoration. Haibara had seen this look in his eyes countless times already but the intensity of his look never wavered but sometimes she felt that it had gotten stronger. Kudo Shinichi was definitely a sly and a cunning man but even then....

How can you look at her with such endearment? Such purity? Such childlike innocence?

In all honesty these two people baffled her and not to mention her own complicated feelings towards both of them.

In her musings they reached the festival venue.

The car dropped them off at the entrance. It was crowded but well lit and the air was infused with the aroma of the street food and Genta ran off like a hungry puppy with the rest of them chasing after him. The evening was fun and relaxing with food, games, festival trinkets, small souvenirs and scary masks which made Ran turn in the opposite direction.

But then as always trouble came knocking.

There was small commotion. A purse snatcher got caught and in order to avoid arrest, he wildly swung a pocket knife which scared the nearby people and he made a run for it. At this moment he was like an ox charging towards them still swinging the pocket knife. The kids shuffled to the side and Sonoko stood protective before the kids and Ran took her stance in preparation as she studied her charging opponent

"Wait Ran-neechan!" Conan called urgently

Thankfully the crowd had cleared up from the armed man so Conan managed to precisely kick his soccer ball in the man's face and successfully knocked him out.

"Thank you Conan-kun." Ran said, her voice incredibly soft and sweet. Conan went into a daze again and distractedly watched the man being cuffed by a patrol officer who had just arrived.

"I will come to the police box to make the report, Sonoko and everyone, you guys go ahead to the fireworks area. I will come back soon." Ran called out and went after the officer.

"I will go with Ran-neechan as well." Conan hurriedly chased after them. Haibara's eyes lingered after the two figures which had disappeared in the crowd.

Once the report was done Ran and Conan exited the police box. Ran stood confused and looked around.

"Now where was fireworks display ground?" Ran mumbled to herself.

Conan chuckled at her reaction but sighed helplessly as well.

How can you be so endearing?

"Its this way Ran-neechan." Conan pointed out and led the way.

Crowded places like these always had pickpockets and purse snatchers on the move. He had no doubt that Ran was strong enough to protect the kids but wearing a Kimono may restrict her movements and if she does fight it may disarray her clothes. He absolutely didn't didn't want Ran to have wardrobe problems, especially in public places.

Therefore Conan thought of wearing his casual clothes that permitted him to wear his kick power shoes and not to mention.....

Ran looked so lovely in her traditional dress. He didn't want it to be ruined.

It made Shinichi reminisce about his previous 'date' with her. Actually Ran was thinking about it too. Both their faces warm and nostalgic.

The fireworks had already started when they reached but the evening still ended on a wonderful and cheerful note.

A/N - It was mostly supposed to Haibara and Ran, being like an elder sister to her with a dash of ShinRan. I hope you guys like it.

The images and drawing are NOT mine. All the credit goes to the original artists!

[rendogdoodles]

would u draw ren in his blue n pink n white hawaiian shirt but nothin under it n top surgery scars bc trans flag shirt? its okay if u dont wanna!

Hell yea m8

Rendog #17 : Trans rights!

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

we all know abt the quadruplet womb war, but consider: fantasy au

[referencing past post: Lmao it'd b so funny if someone wrote a fantasy au of the quadruplet womb war complete with alliances betrayals and the fate of multiple kingdoms on the line? The killing of each sibling represented by an eye turning gold, whereupon the one to kill all 3 (kills transfer) is granted all seeing prophetic vision or something? But after the cruel deaths of their other siblings (mika mercy killing one, and suzu killing one willingly to avenge the first one's death) they decide to truce instead so no one gets prophetic vision but also neither of them die?] ive been thinking about the womb war fantasy au for the past few minutes ive fleshed it out a bit more but only really really random bits

i dont read enough fantasy stuff to contribute in a meaningful way but go bonkers pensive lay it out

so they all lived in the same kingdom right in the same castle bc its their kingdom and their castle and they bein the heirs but then their parents die and demon/god/diety/eldritch horror(my fave option now tbh) appears and lays out the rules of the curse that determines the rightful heir (bc they were quadruplets ofc they dont know who takes the throne) (btw its there bc either their parents summoned it for some pre-birth deal that impacted their birth or one specific quadruplet summoned it u'll know when i explain them) so the curse says that the rightful heir would have a pair of golden eyes that will see into the future, but in order to unlock the power the others must die. one death for each eye, and a third (done in a ritual) to unlock the ability to use the power. as it stands the siblings are mika (blue), suzu (pink/red), eldest (working name, first born, green) and guy (3rd born, after mika, orange). mika suzu and eldest r like hell naw bc they fam and love each other but orange is not goin for that route bc he really really wants to become more powerful (overshadowed by suzu's magic, eldest's sword, mika's charm) and longs for the throne, and destest the way everyone else has decided that gentile, weak willed eldest should take the throne.

so yea aft some shenangians guy takes control of the castle by force and tries to kill his siblings but with the help of the servants they manage to escape, although spread out in different directions with varying degrees of help. eldest makes it out with a band of 3-5 trusted aids and heads out to the kingdom of one of his friends (my heart telling me either izumi or eichi for some reason), mika is rescued by 2 kind servants (they run into the woods, no real idea where they are but heading in a direction they hope leads to civilization), and suzu escapes alone (making it to the slums of a busy city in their neighboring kingdom the morning after, as dawn breaks over the horizon. hazy mist covers the streets, not blinding but obscuring, the biting cold stings her cheeks, and in that moment she wants nothing but to lay down and sleep in the wake of civilization. but the stabbing pain of light hitting her eyes shakes a molecule of sense back into her, terrifyingly alone, she has no choice to keep moving. as the morning markets begin to set up, she disappears into the crowd of the bustling trade city)

so anyways mika and pals do eventually reach civilization of their own, deciding the best way to keep themselves hidden + ensure their survival is to get work, they do exactly that. managing to get work at the local lord's house, which they realize too late to be the archduke lord itsuki (ik, hold ur shock).

eldest pleads his case to the kingdom he sought refuge in, gaining their support to in creating a rebellion against his brother's rule bc at that point it'd taken weeks for him to get an audience w people high enough to make the decision on what to do with him (a foreign fuckin prince) and in that time he had seen how his brother treated his people, how their suffering didn't even make it into his eyes. his simple plead for sanctuary suddenly turning into an indignant cry for justice. their prince, enamored wiht the fury of a man known for his placidity, agrees after much deliberation with the council. the kingdom casts a discreet call for war, asking for soldiers from only their most trusted nobles, the cards become set.

meanwhile suzu becomes a mercenary and catches the eye of queen anzu (yaasssssssss girl slaaaaaay), who had inherited the throne after her parents died in an epidemic a few years prior, only winning the title from her brother due to her immense prowess in all fields of study. uhhhhhh shenaniganry happens and turns out mika and eldest were actually in the same kingdom! huzzah they have a tearful reunion and shu offers his soldiers to the war efforts. but when mika asks to join shu refuses bc he doesnt want him hurt & he has minimal combat abilities

[1]mika sneaks in anyways lololol and oopsie doopsie turns out the whole thing was a trap bc guy(orange) had started dabbling in Forbidden Magic Of Mass Destruction (tm) which required snackrafices for use and had destructive tolls on the user's magic poewr, mainly that the source of their power slowly becomes corrupted and eventually leaves them unable to use any other power besides FMOMD (tm) which also gives them Big Pain. so yea he fatally wounds eldest and is about to torture him to death when shu fuckin itsuki (:shushock:) storms in and overwhelms him enough to force him into retreat but at that point eldest is still like, y'know dying and shu is very very conflicted on if he has to right to put him out of his misery bc he knows how much he means to mika and even tho eldest is like "milord, it is alright- we both know how this ends" shu is takin no bitches today and yeets him to the infirmary tent where doctors decend upon him like rabid bagers but they're all like "yea, no way. hes dyin" and he's liek "yep im dyin." and says "i am nothing but a fool, a weak hearted coward like guy said. i didn't have the strength to harm him, and this is the result. how dare i, who hath broken my treasured oath, dare to face you all?(a lot of the ppl there r runaways from the quadruplet's kingdom)" and then he tells them to gtfo so he can die in shame and alone and they're like "NAUUUUURRRR" but get dragged away anyways by the neighboring kingdom's knights who had less stake but was touched by the scene and relented to his wishes. but then ya boy, mika kagehara, who had snuck into battle as a supply runner, and was too busy getting bandages in the storage shed to hear abt thsi piping hot tea, accidently runs through the wall of the tent eldest was in and sees him there. thye have a heart to heart, mika cries, eldest's body is slowly shutting down so he can't bring tears but he still looks like hes holding it back and then mika mercy kills him

[2]and then mika gets the first gold eye wooooooooooo so yea the rebellion keeps fighting but mika (who had been found clutching his dearest brother's hand, a vile of their most quick, efficient, painless poison laying on the cot. a tender smile watching over him from beyond the grave) and is Extremely Distraught so shu takes him to a safehouse nearby (either one of his houses or a friend's) for him to recover where he hears news about ongoing news in the west. ok so lets talk abt the west. i just arbitrarily decided that anzu's kingdom is actually a large empire in the west (making her the empress woooooooo!!) and thye have some Really Big problems with monsters and pirates. you see all along the sides of their empire are massive magical forests, dense in monsters and resources. this has allowed their trade to boom as thye became better hunters and gatherers, but their booming trade all stirred up all kinds of trouble from envious kingdoms/groups/whomevers so they have rampant problems with all kinds of bandits and outlaws. so much that it overwhems the amount of knights they have available, so the kingdom created a really strict but highly compent hiring system for mercs, who get paid well for their loyalty assistance. so then suzu, a hyper-competent-only-seen-in-a-thousand-years-wizard rises to great acclaim very fast and word of her exploits + the empress's favor quickly reaches the kingdom valk is in. so shu, who knows everything abt the sitch by now, sends her news of the ongoings of the rebellion and how eldest is dead and mika is dealing Poorly. suzu likewise reacts Poorly and becomes filled with Vengeful Rage and runs over immediately to go kill guy(orange) anzu finds out shes gone by the note she left behind and makes Plans so suzu gets the drop on guy and kills guy boo de hoo and w/o him there to control the puppet soldier/golem things that had been defending the castle the rebellion succeeds Very Quickly

[1]i oculd cry [2]GIRLSLAY SUZU

shu itsuki bursts into the throne room (where guy died) shortly after and meets suzu who he Knows is suzu bc of her eyes and tells her the castle has been captured the the rebellion has won, suzu is relieved and collapses bc Epic Battle Tiring so shu takes her to the safe house mika is staying in for her to rest and get treatment. so the (now) twins are reunited :DD so suzu now has a gold eye, mika has a gold eye, and whoever kills the other inherits their gold eye from the brother they killed + unlocks the power of prophecy … "yea but htey obvs dont want to kill each other" u say, and ur absolutely right except god/demon/elderitch horror really really wants them too and plagues them with horrible night mares and sleep walking spells and after a few small nightime scares and one Very Big nightime Incident where mika had sleepwalked over to suzu with either a pillow or blanket in hand to smother her (which was seen and stopped before anything could happen by a patroling maid) they beomce Very Concered over it and try figuring out what to do when BA BAB BABAAAAAAAAAA ANZU AND ENJI (<-engirls mc, yes this is his name now im taking this name its my ver of cannon now) appear and reveal that while enji is Magicless (tm) he is suprisingly incredibly efficient at the hwole Hypothetical Magic field of study (the same field utilized/abused into the summoning of the thing) and with the power of Deus Ex Machina he and anzu manage to seal away the demon in a ritual that probs involved the twins's blood ngl and so yea woooooooooo after that thye take some days to calm down from the Everythings and eventaully talk about the . the waht happens next. mika admits he isn't a good fit for the throne due to his airheadedness and tendency to misunderstand the machinations of hihg society (& jus doesn't feel like he deserves it), and while suzu has similar inhibitions she knows one of them has to step up bc no one else will and so despite her fears she takes to plunge and accepts the crown

QUEEN SUZU

the kingdoms that helped during the war (anzu's empire+eldest's friend's kingdom) all form alliances as the suzu's kingdom undergoes intense reconstruction, developing a strong focus into research for many fields (mostly medicine, magic, and hypotheticals-a broad term used to emcompass many areas of study people would deem to be fiction, everything from what we[<-fourth wall break lol] consider modern science to the god/demon/elderitch magic that started and ended it all) enji moves there and takes up shop in the kingdom's grand university, becoming one of it's first researchers and lecturers. mika also attends one for a time, learning and researching the medicine that could have saved his brother's life + (accidently) finding a passion for artistic textiles and sewing. anzu and suzu eventually get engaged and circumvent the whole Heir Production thing by using a new hypothetical magic they+enji created that allows the user(s) to insert the blessings of one's bloodline onto anyone they want and proceed to bless two capable and loyal advisers. and while the decision was at first met with harsh criticism, they were eventually proven to have chosen well as the merrits of their successors build and build. oh yea and shu+mika are probs engaged bc why not other notes im toying w the idea of ra*bits also being from suzu's kingdom, but only nazuna managed to escape (by mika's side) while the rest were trapped in the palace with guy. they probs did espionage and helped the rebellion start tho, and defected as soon as they could. arashi's probs the other servant, bc she's mika's bestie. im thinking of making the safe house belong to wataru, bc lmao shu havin to ask a man he's friends w by circumstance for help bc he was the closest n most viable option n must throw away his pride for the one he loves. also bc of that thinkin of the 5 eccentrics all bein in that kingdom and at that point it'd probs make the most sense if it's king was rei huh. meh ill figure it out

mika also attends one for a time, learning and researching the medicine that fould have saved his brother’s life

i could die

[anon4] holy shit i love this

HUZZAH