#if its blue and pink hell yea

[xyaehir]

“hold still!” —

SYP — self care night w ur sweet bf!

GEN. — fluff, crack

WARN. — gn!reader, male characters

REQ. — “Hi! Can I mayb request a skincare or spa day for any blue lock characters? If you don’t except this req, that’s totally fine! Thanks anyway!!!”

NOTES. — omg xyae!!! you finally posted!! no need for the applause guys 🙄🙄 also, i know some characters like reo, childe, kaeya etc would already know about skincare but we’re gna ignore that kay 😛

“stop moving!”

“i can’t help it, you’re smothering my face with this — this cleanser stuff!”

you sigh in mock annoyance, reaching your clean fingers to adjust the frog headband sitting on his hairline.

“do you do this everyday?” he tilts his head, squinting his eyes when you continue rubbing the product on his cheeks.

you hum in agreement, “its a way of taking care of your skin. you know, getting it to clear up.”

“my skin’s just fine. i just wash it with soap and not this — ‘hydrating cleanser’ stuff,” he rolls his eyes, using his fingers to air quote.

“how the hell do you have such nice skin when you wash it with hand soap?” you deadpan.

“genetics? i don’t really know,” he shrugs, wrapping his arms around your waist and leaning into your gentle touch.

you hum. “ok, go wash this off,” you trail off, turning your back and grabbing the masks and serums. “so we can start with these!” you beam.

his eyebrow twitches.

“what’s that for?” he cocks a brow, pointing at the small package on your lap. “you’ll see in a sec,” you smile, tearing it open.

walking over, you adjust his cute sanrio headband again before gently placing the face mask on his face. he shivers but before he could open his mouth to complain or make some sassy quip, you slap a lip mask on his face.

that was 30 minutes ago.

now you’re stuck on the floor with a sleepy man twice your size, quite literally squeezing the life out of you.

“babe, we were supposed to take the masks off like 10 minutes ago,” you sighed, patting his head. you hear him grumble, mumbling incoherently.

“i’ll do it then, stay still,” you smiled softly, reaching for your mask and then his masks. “tilt your head back a bit.” he complies and you reach for the serum bottles.

applying a small drop of serum on his forehead and cheeks, you take notice of how his eyebrows furrow slightly at the cold liquid.

“it’s a lil cold,” you chuckle, kissing his forehead before spreading the serum all over his face.

he hums sleepily, voice breaking softly as his eyes flutter close.

it’s quiet for a while, before..

SLAP!

“oww!” he yelps, eyes flying open as he sits up hastily. “why are you slapping me?” he manages to get out in between slaps. you hum, “it helps your skin to absorb the product better.”

he side eyes you.

you hear him groan. ignoring it, you continue with your skincare routine. “ugh!” he groans, way louder and more exaggerated. you feel your eyebrow twitch.

by the time you chose to stop ignoring his whining, he’d already kicked the blankets off the bed.

“what do you want? i already finished your skincare so just go to bed,” you sigh, reaching for your eye cream.

“yea but when are you gonna finish?” he asks softly. ‘i can’t sleep without you.’

you smile at him through the vanity mirror.

“baby, just one more thing alright?” the sleeping mask you reach for clatters on the table softly. “five more minutes. can you wait for me, hon?”

he hums tiredly, standing up and making his way behind you.

he kneels down, wrapping his arms gently but securely around your waist and rests his head on your back. “hurry up, w’na hold you so bad.”

your heart flutters and your movements stutter. you gulp, patting the product into your pink cheeks.

you both slept horribly that night since he fell asleep holding you and you couldn’t drag his heavy ass to bed.

— (bllk) NAGI, sae, REO, rin (genshin) KAEYA, CHILDE, xiao, venti, ITTO (star rail) sampo, JING YUAN (haikyuu) SUNA, tsuki, OIKAWA, KUROO (KNY) TANJIRO, giyu, sanemi (assclass) KARMA, ISOGAI () YOUR FAVES

@xyaehir 2024. This is my content, inspired or not. Do not translate, copy or plagiarise my works in any way. Reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated. <3

[ditizygirl]

Editblr is a breeding ground for idolatry, ableism, racism and so much more all for a community about putting images together.

I've been here for only a year but I feel like I've seen it all, and the excuses oh my god the excuses. You are all 15-19, you should not have the mental capacity of a 8 year old. Your common sense is non existent and almost all of you guys are so fucking stupid it's pissing me off more than any god can understand. You are old enough to have logical thinking skills, you may have a disorder and it may be a reason but not an excuse.

Alot of you have forgotten the saying "Think Before You Talk" and I've sure as hell done alot of thinking. This is my deep dive into editblr.

Ableism

Typing quirks are a way of personal expression but why do so much of you hate to add plain text. I can understand to extent because plain text hates my head because of how long it can be but I'm not gonna act like a little bitch about it. I'm gonna add my typing quirk or even fonts itself to it.

I'm gonna ask someone to help me, or to do it for me. Stopping making excuses for ableism. Alongside with the typing quirks, your psds are ugly and eyestrainy. Psds also fall under racism because I have no idea why you guys are ignoring the fact some make dark skin characters lighter but in the case of ableism most of them are really bright and makes it hard to see.

Orange and brown? Green and yellow? Blue and brown? Why are you putting colours that can be so much eyesore together? And won't even tag as eyestrain and when someone does ask you only do it for one post.

Romanticization

This one is weird as fuck and I see no one mentioning it. Editblr highkey has a ddlg problem, this "little girl" aesthetic you guys have going on borderlines ddlg alot and its icky. The baby talk typing quirk is disgusting, stop it.

I'm not one to judge how someone copes with their trauma but what I DO judge is how you act when majority says its uncomfortable. Now this section I'm a bit unsure how to phrase it, gotta love dyslexia, but that isn't going to stop me.

There's alot of very uncomfortable romanticization of stalking which I've seen so much of alongside abusive relationships and the justification of these things.

Racism

Really can't escape this one unfortunately. Many of you are like kpop idols, you're too dyslexic towards the difference between appropriation and appreciation. Incase you forgot let me remind you.

You can not gift japanese names. Gifting names is a native practice therefore you can only gift native names. Also I've noticed you weirdos befriending people just to use their cultural names. I can't even say it east asian fetishization because its only Japanese.

Also for the love of God can you guys stop saying nonmem and non women especially when referring to sexualities. It's not hard to simply say "queer attraction to women" and "queer attraction to men".

Coming back to the "gifting" names thing, I think it's interesting how all of you conveniently have a Japanese friend who "gifted" you the name of a cute pink anime girl. Maybe I'll do a post later on how much of a bad liar you guys are.

Closed symbols is also another big problem you all have. No matter how much times you're told you can't use something you always cry "but my friend from xyz culture said it was ok!" One person can't speak for a whole culture. You're nothing but a coloinzer in disguise hiding behind the idea of aesthetic. If you want to know if a symbol is closed just use this site.

Goddess Personas

Yea this one is getting a whole section of its own. Like any people I am uncomfortable with goddess personas, especially being someone with biblical sources. Now the idea that a teenager on the internet is making people call them a goddess is strange isn't it?

In my opinion, they're all annoying, copy and paste, and I think not a lot of people talk about how the really bad ones get. You all love to indulge them, make them think they have power over them. You put them on a pedestal and praise them and get surprised when it all goes to their head?

Stop giving 14 years old power, stop indulging in their habits and letting it go their head. Forcing people to refer to you as their goddess? Their Lord and saviour? Their idol? Someone they must listen to? It creates a power inbalance which always leads to the weirdest of manipulation. Also all the engagekiss copiers are so obvious why would you want to copy the identity of a groomer? It says alot of about yourself if that's what you think is ideal.

Callout Posts

Now, personally, I believe that the only reason a callout post happens is because someone was affected, does it not? Very rarely would a callout post would be a fake one, especially if someone has more then one. If you defend someone who has more than one call out post that's on you and you're gonna end up making one some day I can genuine you that. People don't make them for no reason.

This is all I have to say for now. I hope you guys really consider what I have written here, or not, considering the fact you guys have shown multiple times you lack reading comprehension

@starriesse @dollicous @doveinne @firstgf @kiochisato @lamboll @cherryshh @narcbf @lavendergalactic @npditary @sprinkleoverdose @necroangelz @eskeys

[mittykidi]

i like to think even if [insert any of the main fnf or picos school characters here in any order because i ship p much all of them] got into a poly, theyd each still have their separate rooms. its just nice to have your own space sometimes, surrounding yourself in your own comforts and allat, especially if youre goin through mental hell (which all of them do, undoubtedly at least the newgrounds trio).

its not like they cant all sleep together, like they can have sleep overs in each others rooms and even in the livingroom, and they can routinely sleep together if they wanted, but if they decide not to, then that option is so much easier and accessible.

that being said, i haven't really thought about what all their rooms would look like, id imagine most of them enjoy maximalism.

random room headcanons below the cut

DARNELL

- the walls are lavender, faint marijuana scent + gasoline

- he has at least two lava lamps, one is purple

- ungodly amounts of pillows (the good kind tho)

- neat wall display of vinyls and posters

- keepsake box under his bed he thinks nobody knows about (pico and nene will watch him pull it out sometimes while hiding behind the door)

- obvs he has a small setup for his music career (idk all the tools specifically n im lazy)

- a drawing desk at the foot of his bed for sketching out blueprints, album covers, etc.

- usually pretty clean if you can ignore the burn marks up and down the walls.. and the bed... and the

NENE

- walls are pink, well, if you can even see the wall; smells like rose water

- stickers everywhere, pink everything, posters everywhere

- animal shaped candles... well until darnell gets his hands on them

- curtains over the bed- the bed is circle + beloved giant seal plush as pillow

- she has a pin board where she pins up polaroid pictures and letters/ drawings she gets and loves enough

- you will be stepping on beads in her room. nail polish is embedded into the carpet also

-usually pretty clean but clothes are often strewn about

-she has one of those giant mirrors with the squiggly border- and she has cute retro lightswitch covers/ doorknobs

PICO

- green walls. smells like marijuana

- glowing star decal ceiling, accompanied by a bullet hole or two (covered poorly with the stars)

- he has little dinosaur figures on the windowsill

- also hangs up vinyls and posters

- mood lights, all around. he loves them (easy on the eyes)

- bed is basically a fortress of mismatched blankets and plushies. insisted his mattress be on the floor (darnell made sure it was thick enough to not hurt his back)

- black out curtains

- his mini fridge is his night stand (likes having control over food)

- he has a mental map of where every weapon he has hidden in his room is; hidden more weapons than youre probably thinking

BOYFRIEND

- walls are a light blue & red, room smells like old books (i mean that in the most comforting way possible i love the smell of old books)

- has a tv in his room + gaming setup (messy edition)

- adhd piles (not clean or organized looking but he knows where everything is)

- many marks on the walls from throwing things aside without 2nd thought like a cartoon character

- blacklights and LED lights

- idky but i feel like he would have a cool bedframe like a racecar or a shark bedframe- beloved plushies !!!!

- keeps a snack stash near his bed

- comic book collection galore !!!! + some figures and posters around the place

GIRLFRIEND

- walls are a deep purple, room smells like cherries

- rose shaped bed, weighted blanket, beloved plushies !!!

- fairy lights along the walls

- adhd piles (ditto)

- posters of games she likes + tv and gaming setup (she has a lot of gaming consoles)

im gonna b fr im struggling to imagine her room x_x but im making pinterest boards for all of them later so hopefully thatll give me some ideas lmao

thats it yea 💥

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Love and Fuff

BitterSweet Trio 

(they’re all dating your honor)

The seasons were changing which means Alphonse changes out all of the plushy‘s on the bed in exchange for the seasonal ones. And this time he recruited his Boo!

So there they sat on the Bed they shared, sifting through varieties of different soft plush toys, while binging episodes of the Mandalorian. Lost in thought that is until Al sees a very familiar plush that caught his attention.

“Holy shit haven’t seen this lil guy in a long fucking time” Sugarboo plops on the bed “Haven’t seen what?-OOoOoO cute bear!” Alphonse held the bear up to get the full view of it “HEY SETH! BABE GET IN HERE AND COME SEE THIS!”

It wasn’t too long before he heard Seth walking down the hallway to the bedroom “Alphonse I swear if your tryin’ to get me to kill another spider I ain’t doing it” he walks into the bedroom and sees the what Alphonse is holding “holy shit”

Sitting inAlphonse’s hands was a very familiar plush bear. The bottom of the belly as well as its legs and paws we’re light pink with a small shine, the top half looks like it was dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles, with two cotton candy blue buttons for the eyes. “remember this little guy?”

Seth smiled and sat next to Al on the Bed “of course I do” Sugarboo cocked their head. Seth took the bear in his hands and smiled 

“When Al first came to the city with me he couldn’t sleep straight. It took nearly a week for him to tell me why” “guess I was too embarrassed to admit it was cause-” “You missed your plushies at home” Alphonse smiled and rubbed the back of his neck “so Seth snuck away to the cities mall when he had some free time and picked up this sweet thing and gave it to me as a little present” alphonse leaned up and kissed Seth on the cheek, causing the southern boys face to flush pink.

Sugarboo looked at the tag that was on the Bears foot “goody Bears! I used to collect these when I was little. there part of the reason why I love baking so much” Seth looks around the room at the piles and bins of plushy‘s “what were you guys doing that required all of these?” alphonse sets the bear on his lap before grabbing a handful of beanie babies and throwing them at Seth “seasonal plushy rotation!” Seth almost successfully catches them “why do you have so many of these?” Alphonse face saddens before turning into a soft smile “well…you know…my Ma used to collect um’…she always had a dozen for each season and she’d put them on the mantle  along with the other decorations” seth looks down at the small pile of beanie babies in his lap and looks back up at Alphonse “well then. hand me the bag I’ll start going through um’ you just tell me which ones to put aside”

They rearranged their seating positions, Seth on the left, Alphonse on the right, Sugarboo in the middle.

“Do you wanna put on a movie? I don’t think Seth has seen the Mandalorian yet and I don’t wanna spoil it for him” “Yea. Seth you can pick. Me and Boo are good with pretty much anything” they both look at Seth expectantly. He stares for a moment before scrambling for an answer.  “um..well shit let me think here…. now don’t pick on me for this but..Ya got any of the Muppet movies on these fancy ass��� streaming services you’ve got?” the corners of Sugarboo‘s mouth start to curl and Alphonse snags the remote off the nightstand “Hell Yeah we’re watching Muppets! Got a specific one ya want Babe?” “yeah um.. they got Muppet treasure Island?” With just a few presses of a button Seth’s movie wishes were granted. 

As the movie played on, the three got more comfortable, nearly abandoning the job that they started. 

Seth’s head laid on Al’s shoulder his eyes growing heavy, Alphonse’s arm was around him gently brushing his fingers through his hair which wasn’t helping him stay awake, the other arm had the little sugarcoated bear from earlier tucked close to his side, Sugarboo was cozied up on top of them nestled under the blanket with a small mountain of plushy‘s weighing on their feet.

As the movie played, and his two partners struggled to stay awake, Alphonse was basking in it 

He looks down at Seth‘s face. The face he has seen bloodied and bruised angry and sorrowful now completely peaceful. Then he looks at his Boo. a face he has seen nearly every day for five years a face he could never imagine going a day without.

And they are both here.

Two of his favorite people in this world, cuddled up in bed watching a movie they’ve all seen 1 million times.

And it’s happy, and it’s warm and it’s peaceful, and God dammit a deadly asteroid could be hurling towards earth at top speed right now, and he wouldn’t give a fuck. because this is where he wants to be 

Slowly, drifting off to sleep in a pile of love and fluff.

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Why does it feel like it’s been forever since I’ve written something for YV.

It got really cheesy at the end and I do apologize for that. this draft has been sitting here for a while so I figured I’d polish it up 

Hope you enjoyed

[mollymargiela]

request: drew and readers relationship gets exposed but all the boys r shocked he pulled her cuz reader is insanely famous

drew = purple

reader = white

lacy = red

ron = blue

max = pink

jason = orange

adapt = green

warnings: swearing & boys kinda bully drew :p

drew is sat in lacy’s room downstairs, sitting at the setup while having lacy’s stream open on twitch.

he still couldn’t believe he was dating thee y/n l/n.

you’ve been dating in secret for a full year now, he was always ready to reveal you to the public eye. he wanted to let everyone know that u were his.

you on the other hand weren’t nearly ready, since u were famous u had trouble finding real love.

but that changed when u met drew

you met drew a couple of months before he started working for lacy. he lived in another state, while you lived in los angeles. despite the distance, you both grew close through online interactions.

he dm’d u on instagram. sliding up on your story where u asked if u should dye ur hair a deep dark red, he replied and said “nah ur natural hair already makes u look beautiful” ok u admit it was cheesy but it made u laugh when u saw it in ur message request.

you replied to him and ever since then you guys would text each-other everyday, he was very sweet and caring.

before september 2024 he told u he was moving to los angeles permanently to work with some group named “faze clan” you’ve never heard of them before but once drew gave u the background on them u began watching lacy’s streams every now and then just to hear drew’s voice behind the camera or maybe see his face.

it was a good way to see what drew was up to, during the subathon u finally got to see him in person, he was even cuter when u saw him.

u hung out together for 2 hours until he had to go back to help lacy with streaming stuff.

fast forward to today, a paparazzi photo of you & drew holding hands was taken this morning, it was all over and twitter and tmz.

since it leaked u decided to post a picture of you and drew, it was from when u guys first met.

at the faze house

“drew why is there an edited photo of you and y/n l/n holding hands walking down the street?” lacy was 100% convinced that the photo was edited.

“its not edited im dating her.” he shouts from the room

lacys laughs hysterically, “you really expect me to believe that ur dating y/n?” he says in between laughs. “drew she would never look ur way”

“look at her instagram then, i dunno what to tell u” he says, walking over to lacy.

lacy opens instagram and types your username.

he clicks on the first post to his surprise its a photo of drew and you together.

“what the fuck, thats your watch.” his mouth wide open

“sooo do u believe me now or?..” he says rubbing his hands together

lacy rises from the couch and runs from his room upstairs to the living room.

jason, max, ron and adapt are all sat on the couch talking about future stream ideas.

“you won’t fucking believe who drew is dating” lacy says almost out breath from running up the steps,

“drew is dating someone?” they all say in union

drew walks into the living room now standing next to lacy,

“who u dating drew?” max says looking up from his phone

jason, ron and adapt all turn to drew waiting for him to respond

“uuh, y/n l/n.” he says with a smile on his face

they all look at each other and laugh

“yea right” he laughs looking at drew and lacy

“drew there is no way in hell ur dating y/n” …

“she is way to famous for you” max points out

“you are one funny dude drew” adapt says scratching his head, putting his hoodie back on

“guys he’s not joking, look at her newest instagram post”

max pulls his phone out while the other boys hover over him, checking to see if their telling the truth.

they look at the photo, then back at drew

covering their mouth with their hands

“holy shit..” they couldn’t believe what they were seeing,

“no fucking shot”

“there is no way drews ugly ass is dating her.”

“cmon seriously?” … “im not ugly”

“nah u are definitely one ugly little dude”

“how?!?? and why”

“what do u mean why? she loves me and i love her.” drew responds to ron

they all fall silent when he utters the word “love.”

jason says something, “love?!?!, how lopng have u guys been dating”

“its been a year and two months” drew speaks up

“and ur just now fucking tell us?!?” … “i knew u guys would make it a big deal”

“facetime her right now. i still don’t believe you. you probably paid her or something.” ron says getting up from the couch walking to drew and lacy

drew takes his phone out from his back pocket, opens the call app & searches for ur contact.

ron looking over his shoulder, drew then facetimes you hoping you’re not doing anything important.

you answer on the second ring, “hi babyy” … drew’s face lights up

as soon as the boys hear ur voice they get up from the couch and run to drew standing behind him

“hi babe, are u busy right now?” he says hoping he’s not interrupting anything

“nope, why whats up?” you ask with a concerned look on your face

“i have some people that wanna say hi to you if thats okay.”

“is it the faze boys?” you say giggling a little

“yes, unfortunately.” … “hand me the phone drew” ron says in a loud whisper voice, reaching for the phone

“nah, nah hand it to me” they all start arguing on who gets to say hi to you first

you begin to laugh at them bickering over who gets to say hi first, lacy snatches the phone and puts his face in the camera

“hi lacy!” you say, instantly recognizing his face. he’s your boyfriend’s boss.

his eyes widen u thought he was gonna have to introduce himself,

“you know my name?!” his eyebrows raised

“yes, your the one that is always bossing drew around and calling him ugly!” you raise ur voice a little

“i watch the streams y’know!” … “oh no im- its not even like that drew is the best cameraman ever..” lacy says closing his eyes

ron points to himself “ask her if she knows stableronaldo”

“she does not know you dude”

drew snatches the phone from lacy and positions the camera, ensuring that all the guys fit into the frame.

“oh nah heyy y/n” he says in a flirtatious voice while waving at the camera

“hello,” you say in a nervous tone

“nah im sorry about my friend he’s special” he whispers the last part to you

you chuckle not knowing if he’s being serious or not

“whats up y/n!” you know adapt from clout house days, your brother would watch him everyday when you were younger

“omgosh hi adapt, my used to watch you everyday!” you exclaim over the phone

“oh shit, thats cool tell him i said hi”

max pushes them out the way

“yooo whats up y/n” he says fixing his durag

“hii” you give a simple response not knowing who he is

“she doesn’t know u bro” ron says pushing max aside

“you know the burger get down meme? i made that, i can get u to meet burger!” he shouts

“i know the damn actually meme!” you say laughing

“hang up the phone drew”

jason and the other guys laugh

“ill call u later babe, i love you” he says softly to you

“m’kay bye baby, bye guys!” you yell the last part

drew hangs up the phone, all the boys asking him questions

“how the fuck did u manage to pull y/n drew?!?”

“i dont know what she see’s in you honestly.”

“nahh that boy drew got game,” he says laughing

“soo when is she coming to the house?” they look at drew for an answer

“never.” he responds walking away from them

“seriously man you’re gatekeeping?”

they all groan in annoyance

y/nmargiela ✓

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stableronaldo: stream soon?!

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hii sorry i didn’t post yesterday, to make up for it ill try to post an addison request today!

sorry if this is kinda bad!!

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

not a hc but can you rank lucy's stardresses?

A fit rank huh? Sure I can do that. Just gonna preface n say that obviously this is my opinion and whatevs and that I won't be includin any of the ones introduced in 100yr because I don't care about the sequel :]

Alrightie lets get into it! This gonna get long tho, so imma put it under read more so I don't murder ppl who are scrolling.

Aquarius Stardress

This one honestly might be on the lower tiers for me. Like for the first stardress shown its rather, boring. The colour choice of green and yellow is weird, and visually disconnects it from Aquarius (like seriously? No blue anywhere?). The wrap skirt is cute and I do love how she has Aquarius' collarbone tattoo. That's fire. But the basic bikini top is meh. Overall its serviceable, 6/10 on the Phoenix scale.

Leo Stardress

Honestly can't go wrong with a nice black dress. I really would've preferred a pants suit for this one but the dress regardless is fun. I has a nice shape with the asymmetrical skirt and I like the ruffles all over. I also like how the anime gave her stockings

If I had nitpicks i'd say to get rid of the center line down the middle of the chest, the two under the bust are enough and get rid of the purple hair clip, it feels tacked on and just tosses in a random colour to the palette. I'd also maybe change the yellow to something more orange so it pops more (maybe even make the interior of the dress something eyecatching to add some extra oomph visually when she's kicking.)

But good fit, 8/10

Virgo Stardress

Well, it's about what you'd expect tbh. It's a maid outfit lol. There ain't much here to say cept that its cute. 6/10

Tauros Stardress

Oh hell fuckin yea. HELL YEAH

Unabashedly this one is one of my favourites solely because of the uneven pants. It's so fun and stupid. I also like how she and Tauros have matching belt buckles.

The basic ass bikini top does bring it down though (sorry i'm a bikini top hater. If you're gonna put a character in a bikini top at least make it a different style! There's different types of tops that can be both sexy and interesting!!!!). It also looks wack at certain angles.

My chest hurts lookin at this.

Apart from that I don't think the double buns works best with this dress, I think it'd work better if swapped with the double braids of the capricorn dress. Also I just think it'd be cool if this dress gave her an axe, like how the cancer dress gave her weapons.

but because of how much joy the stupid pants give me, 9/10.

Sagittarius Stardress

Another banger stardress despite a glaringly obvious issue.

This shit's great to me. Good colours, fun patterns, i fuckin love that its backless and the high ponytail is great here. The issue?

That deep ass coochie cut.

On god it just looks so uncomfortable. The anime tried to even it out by giving her tights but that just tossed in another colour to the palette and just unbalances it. A simple fix would've been just to make it white leggings under there. Skin tight, sexy and still practical. Apart from the coochie cut the only nitpick I have is that I think the boob window should've been star shaped and i wish her sleeves also doubled as archery gloves.

Apart from that and how much the coochie cut haunts me, its a 9/10

Aires Stardress

Now I have no idea why, but I was never exactly big on this one. Like it's not awful, all the stardresses have a baseline cuteness to them. The alternating pink and white tiers on the dress is nice, but the cut under the bust kinda kills the uniform pattern it had goin on. Likewise the leggings don't feel coherent to the rest of the fit. Like still cute, but the stripes and the introduction of black makes the whole thing feel busy and plain all at once. Though ironically when it's in the manga and purely black and white i think it looks better.

But I dunno, i think this one actually might be my least favourite. 4/10

Gemini Stardress

Ok. I like the alternating blue and white all over. That's cool. But, that headdress on top of the already busy outfit feels like its a lil too much on top. Also the random gold baubles on the outfit itself feels sorta thrown on. The belt can stay I suppose but nix the tassels near the collar and trade in the boob window for a deeper neckline.

We can just get rid of the headdress altogether and change her hairstyle to like, crown braid with a hanging blue and white ribbon on either side to keep with the alternating colours and we golden. 5/10

Scorpio Stardress

Gonna start this off to say, not a big fan of the bottom (the leather panty thing with the chain on it? Dawg idk i don't like it lol). and the chain on it looks so silly and not in a fun way. If anything I think she should have a bigger tail, not as big as scorpio's but defs something bigger that what she has currently. And as much as I like backless fits I don't think it works here, the deep cut boob window can stay though. I do like the headband and how her hair frames her face but overall its another 5/10.

Also here's a scorpio stardress redesign that I like. Doesn't fix all my issues with the og but it's still pretty dope.

Cancer Stardress

I like this because it looks cool and gives Lucy weapons. I don't like it because it doesn't connect well with Cancer the spirit visually. But Cancer's design sucks and I like this better than Cancer himself. Truly a design with conundrums for me. 6/10

Capricorn Stardress

I don't like this dress! Not one bit! Why is it a bdsm tit dress! The hair is cute and I like the shades and the horn clips with the bows but the dress!!!!!!!! Why is it so visually disconnected from Capricorn the spirit! Why isn't it a skirt suit with sexy fishnet leggings like in the concept art!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't this the canon design!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tragic/10

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

❗️❗️❗️AHHHH HAZBIN HOTELLLLLL SPOILERS❗️❗️❗️

THIS SHIT IS VAUGLY COLOR CODED (LOTS of emphasison VAUGLY)

Red: alastor

Orange: lucifer

Pink: Charlie

Blue: Sir Pentious (have mercy on the spelling its so late and im fucking tired)

Purple: lilith (very briefly mentioned, like one sentence)

Green: Nifty

Vox, Valentino, and adam also have colors just to point out their names, it's based on their color scheme

White text is my ramblinggggg

ALASTOR SAYING FUCK

TWICE???

And his little "wait, what just happened?"

HIM TELLING ADAM HE WAS GONNA KILL HIM

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT FIGHT SCENE

YES EVEN THE PARTS WHERE ALASTOR GOT HURT (very vaguely actually, I dont want him to get hurt) BECAUSE WE GOT MORE LORE FROM IT

"Wait, what did I say?"

Lucifer you are SUCH a fucking mood

I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID TWO SECONDS AGO TOOO

Coming in clutch to save your daughter

AND THAT SICK ASS DEMON FORM FUCK YES

CHARLIE DEMON FORM HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN SHE CAUGHT ADAMS HAND??????

HER TAIL HAS BARBS AT THE BASEEEEE

WE ALL SAW THE THEORY ABT ONE OF THEM GOING TO HEAVEN BUT ALSO NOOOOO SIR PENTIOUS

LILITH WTF ARE YOU DOING????

HAHA FUCK YOU ADAM

ALASTOR GOING CRAZY OVER HIS DEAL I BET HE COULD HAVE DONE MORE BUT HES BEING STOPPED

WHO IS HOLDING BACK HIS POWERRRRRRRRRR

I NEED TO KNOW

ALASTOR LAST NAME REVEALED AHHHHH

I NEEEEEEED MORE ALASTOR CONTENT PLS PLS PLS PLS

THE DEMON FORMS WE SAW WITH ALASTOR ARE INSANE

I KNOW YALL SAW MY THEORY ABT HIM WANTING CHARLIE TO GET HIM HIS SOUL BACK

THAT FAVOR HE ASKED FOR??? UHUHHHH MMMMHM!!!! YOU SEE WHAT IM SEEING????

SPEAKING OF HIS DEAL WITH CHARLIE

ALASTORS DEAL MAKING FACE WAS INSANEEEEE

WHO HAD THAT IDEA FOR A FIC ABOUT ALASTOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SPEAK WITHOUT HIS STAFF???? NOW IS YOUR TIME GIRLIE (thats a gender neutral girly thank you very much)

IT BEING SHOWN HE CAN TALK WITHOUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING THE FIC WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER YOU KNOW AO3 WILL LOVE IT BESTIE

NIFTY FUCK YEA KILL THAT BITCH

LUCIFER TELLING HIM HES GOT SOMETHING RIGHT THERE (coming out of his stomach) LMAOOOO

I FUCKING KNEW IT VOX AND VALENTINO WERE TONGUE FUCKING EACHOTHER

Pls oml SOOOO SOOOOO much happened

Maybe I'll talk more when I'm not whacked out of my fucking mind at 2- (now 3 when if finishing this up) -AM

[misc-obeyme]

MC having a personal demon when they are in the human world

MC: Who the fuck are you?

Demon: The name is Amon, im from the Pride ring, im here because the King has ordered me to look out for you, as you are reaching a point where you will become an ambassador to a human country

MC: Pride Ring? Ambassador? Did Diavolo sent you?

Amon:No the prince didnt send me. Yea im from the pride ring just beneath the Devildom, really hot over there and the blue sky and the overpopulatipn of sinners and its dibide between the rich and the poor. Its ruled over by Lucifer. Anyway, all elites demons/magical beings sometimes get a humam country. Ive been told to get you ready, you will be the new ambassador to England. The old ambassador kinda did a bad job and had to be removed

MC: No one told me...how about Solomon is he an ambassador? Who was the old ambassador?

Amon: Oh you know him, his name is Mephistopheles. And for Solomon he wasnt an ambassador, he used to be king but he wasnt chosen to be an ambassador for a country to hell.

MC: Can I visit the pride ring?

Amon: probably, but the air gets more toxic as we go down to each ring.. and also evil people live there, and also you probably see the brothers as tyrants. its mostly overpopulated, Devildom is only for elite or short visits or humans who have not died. But the best place is the Lust Ring, hot pink sky, clubs, casinos, bars...fun and sexy. King Asmodeus does frequent visits..

MC: how about we go?

Amon: I dont think King Lucif-

MC: your scared of Luci? C'mon Amon please

Amon: Fine, you have an elavator in this building, **snaps finger 3 times** come on MC, a quick visit then we come back

Ohhh this is an interesting au concept, anon! What would it be like if each brother had his own ring of hell to rule over?

Also are you telling me that Mephisto was the ambassador but he did a bad job so now MC has to do it? Because if Mephisto had to work for Lucifer, I can't imagine that going very well at all lol.

Of course Asmo would have a ring with a hot pink sky. No wonder MC wants to go there, it sounds fun. Like Las Vegas but with demons. Well, actual demons, you could argue there are metaphorical demons in Vegas lol. Dang now I'm just thinking about bringing the demons to visit Vegas because that would be so funny. Well, okay, it might just end up being an exercise in keeping Mammon under control.

I think my favorite part of this is MC just being like "Who the fuck are you?" MC has no dramatic reactions to demons showing up, at this point it's just what do you want now??

Also if this was me, I'd tell Lucifer to find someone else, I can't be bothered to be ambassador to anybody, thanks. But Amon should still take me to the Lust Ring that place sounds like fun.

I also love the idea that any elevator can take you to hell if you're a demon.

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Ah fuck now im thinking abt how fuckin lonely it is 2 be transmasc. Bc suddenly all my girl friends see me as Something Else and a fucking Threat even tho im literally the same fucking person only happier. And like how. When i wanted to explore femininity as a girl, my friends loved to show me everything and do my makeup and whatever and like now theyre like. Are you sure ?? Dont you think that will make you uncomfortable LIKE UR THE ONE MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE !!!! IM THE SAME IM THE SAME IM THE SAME AS I WAS BEFORE I JUST GOT A NEW HAT AND NOW U ALL HATE ME !!!! and its not like i have boys to go to either because if anything, im now friends with LESS guys than i was before transitioning. Because before i was just a girl and like yea there were a ton of sexist guys who didnt really see me as their equal, but they saw me atleast as a Person. But now its like. Im not one of the girls they can tolerate, im claiming to be one of the boys ??? But it doesn't fucking fit for them because like. Im still at the equality level of a girl but even LESS now. Why cant i just be a Normal girl or a Normal guy. Why do i have to be a guy that also looks and acts like a girl according to the rules in their head ??? LIKE ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I DONT WANT TO BE ONE OD THE GIRLS I DONT WANNA BE ONE OF THE BOYS I WANNA BE ONE OF THEM !!! JUST FUCKING ANYONE !!! BUT NOBODY SEES ME AS ON THEIR SIDE BC GIRLS WHO TRY SOOO HARD 2 BE "TRANS INCLUSIVE" ALSO CANT LET GO OF THEIR IDEAS OF "MAN = DANGEROUS AND BAD AND OTHER" SO HOW DO THEY BE INCLUSIVE OF ME ???? BY TREATING ME LIKE FUCKING SCUM !!!!! SO I CANT BE ONE OF THE GIRLS ANYMORE BECAUSE IM "DANGEROUS". BUT IM SURE AS HELL NOT PART OF THE BOYS BECAUSE IM FUCKING OPPOSITE PINOCCHIO AND NOT A REAL GODDAM BOY EVEN THO HES WOOD AND IM FUCKING FLESH AND BONE MOTHERFUCKER !!!!! AND NOW THERES SOME SECRET CODE TO BOTH SIDES I CANT SEEM TO FIGURE OUT AND IT DOESNT FUCKING HELP THAT IM AUTISTIC TOO DOES IT ????? SO LIKE. ALL I HAVE ARE OTHER TRANS PEOPLE BECAUSE EVEN MY CIS FRIENDS JUST DONT SEE ME AS EQUAL. THEY TRY SOOOOO HARD TO FIT ME IN ANY OF THEIR BOXES TO THE POINT I HAVE TO JUST TRY SOOO HARD TO ACT LIKE IM A FULLY BINARY GUY JUST SO THEY CAN STOP SEEING ME AS A FULLY BINARY GIRL. BUT IM NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS MOTHERFUCKER BUT I CAN BARELT EVEN TELL MY TRANS FRIENDS THAT BECAUSE THEYVE FUCKING INVENTED ANOTHER BOX WHERE THEY ASSUME NONBINSRY MEANS A THIRD FUCKING GENDER AND IT DOESNT !!!! WHEN I EXPLAIN MY GENDER IT DOESNR MEAN I NEED YOU TO SAY "soooooo youre genderfluid" NO IM ME IM ME IM FUCKING ME DONT YOU FUCKUNG GET IT IM DRESSING UP IN FUN CLOTHES BUT YOURE 5 AGAIN AND SAYING IM A GIRL FOR WEARING PINK AND A BOY FOR WEARING BLUE !!!!! IM WEARING A FUCKING PINK SHIRT AND BLUE SHOES WHAT DO YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER IM EVEYTHING IM NOTHING IM JUST FUCKING ME !!!!

[the-snowdrop-system]

Fuck it, ALL my answers below the cut :3

1) Better than most, but not the greatest tbh...

2) My cousin (STRICTLY PLATONIC she has been helping me thru transition ever since i came out to her)

3) yes, i regret going to southern michigan in january

4) very insecure

5) single

6) i dont care how i die honestly, i just hope its relatively painless.

7) homemade pizza my aunt sent home with my dad today

8) if competing in martial arts as a kid counts, than yes, if not, then no.

9) constantly... i should stop that...

10) 1st day of 4th grade (he was bullying me for years, so i punched him square in the nose. He never bullied me again)

11) no, BUT im a hopeless romantic, so by the time you are reading this, my answer might have changed.

12) constantly... my sleep schedule sucks :)

13) only 2 people. My most recent ex, and the male responsable for half of my existance >:(

14) 5 people. My 3 besties from college, dude i talk to on occasion, and my cousin (see number 2, she lives over 1000 miles away from me)

15) no, i neither physically nor financially could take care of a pet, i wish i did tho, would make life slightly more bearable

16) rn, im upset. I might go over that more in another post, if i do ill link it here.

17) no

18) YES i realize they serve a good perpous to our ecosystem, i just wish they would do it somewhere else 😭

19) yes, to stop myself from going to southern michigan in january. Nothing good has come from that decision.

20) i dont remember where it was... it was a while ago anyways.

21) the same as they have been since i had surgery. Get up and walk around every little bit. Other than that, nothing. Maybe watch some lets plays of the new FNAF game since i cant afford a copy of my own :(

22) no, i wouldnt make a good parent honestly, im not responsible enough...

23) i got my ears pierced in december, but they healed up waaay sooner than they where supposed to so now i have 0. what a waste of money >:(

24) math and technology. Dont get me wrong, i am bad at both, but they are still what im best at 😭

25) wait, you already asked this question :(

26) food wise: nothing. In general: a hug.

27) probably yes, but they did worse to me.

28) yep, my most recent ex. (They are also the one mentioned in 27)

29) she did something to me, i stormed off, and she cried because i was upset, does that count?

30) i have a list :) see number 16.

31) no

32) pink or blue 🏳️‍⚧️

33) sometimes? It really depends honestly. Some people i trust to much, and other people i dont trust enough smh...

34) i drempt something about stawberrys last night i dont remember any specifics...

35) one of my parents. I dont remember which one tho.

36) i give everyone a second chance, but if you fuck up again im done. (If i can give the 2 people i hate a second chance, than i can give other people second chances as well.)

37) forget, only cus i got memory issues. But in all seriousness, i have a hard time with both...

38) FUCK NO this shit the worst!

39) 16 i think...?

40) NO????

Where the hell are questions 41-50? I feel like im getting ripped off! /j

51) Quesadillas

52) no, cus what "reason" is there for cancer? What "reason" is there for biggotry? What "reason" is there for plagues and pandemics? If someone can answer those, then i might reconsider.

53) turn on a quiet youtube video to listen too to help me sleep and turn on a fan to keep me cool.

54) cheating, no. Open relationships are one thing, but when two people are together in a closed relationship and one of them cheats, thats just wrong.

55) i try to be nice, but some people make that reeeeally hard. I can be a massive bitch if i need to be.

56) 1. My bully in elementary school.

57) yes, but i also believe it is very hard to find.

58) light snow

59) ... yes.

60) eventually, but only if im allowed to wear a cute wedding dress. (Ive had multiple exes say "if we get married you still have to wear a suit" [for reference im a trans woman])

61) depends on the context, but yea, it can be.

62) get back to me on that one. Im not sure anymore. The things that used to make me happy now only just get me by. I dont know how to feel happy rn.

63) fuck yea, i hate my dead name and want to legally change it, but there is that whole "im broke af" issue i gotta fix 1st.

64) yea, cus i would rather punch them than kiss them tbh.

65) i am gonna change the word from sex to gender in this question just because it will be easier to answer. I have 1 male friend, and idk what i would do if he said he likes me tbh...

66) yee. Same dude as 65

67) last man i talked to was my dad, other than him, the friend i mentioned in the last 2 answers.

68) prolly same dude as before, we where discussing FNAF lore

69) 2 people destined for eachother from birth? No. 2 people who form a bond stronger than just love, yes.

70) each of the 5 people i miss (see question 14)

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[jinleebelee]

I just came up with a method to make go to college if I had a ler in my area and I'm fuckin terrified if i ever find a ler in my area now- better yet if we go to the same college- my ass would be fuuuuucking grass

Cause like today gonna be honest I reeeaaalllly didn't wanna go because of how sleepy I was and it was 11- hush I know I got a afternoon but no matter how many times. And I mean NO MATTEE HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES I SLEEP WETHER ITS FUCKING 10 HOURS OR MORE. I alllllways feel tirrrred. And I got a perment set of eye bags- can yall imagine having eye bags at 9 years old- cause when I was 8 this is when this whole crap started- sooooo yeah I sorta gave up on trying to find the reason for this mysteeèriiious crap. But anyehoo

If i skipped today. Which I did which I know I shouldntttttt. (Even more sad cause I only take 2 classes and this class is one my favorite and 2 the easiest fucking class-) right we got the case under control with that info. So imagine got a sec I actually found someone whos in the community. Who's activity in the community who's ya know everyone dreeeeeam ler and ahit and ya know blah blah. Noticed my ass not here or I didn't give em a text like I'm here- they're gonna be like ok where the fuck did this bitch go or do. Theeeenn later on I get a call or text saying WHERE RHE FUCK WAS YOUR ASS and me in a droopy doopy phase lazily typed. Wasn't here now let me sleep-

Oh oh yeah that right their means your fucked. Cause this ler here oh Boi realized my going to college phase personality yada yada how we talked about I need a real God active reason to have motivatiooooonnn. Oh yeah next day go to class. Realize I have to stay late go chill with that ler thinking noookting (ok I'm living on this part when I actually wake uo I freak out- and try to play it cool which I do perfectly because I'm one helllll of a good actor when it comes to keeping what I'm feeling In. Was about to make a really dark joke here but I ain't waay to personal maybe when I feel bit more comfy and actually tell me about this uh thingy of past present thing. But it probably won't haha anyways) ler goes hey wanna go somewhere private. Ny dumbest is like where and their all like oh ya know like the woods somewhere quiet wirh nooooobody around (oh yeah I'm totally panicing at this point- and ya know what MY SPRRY ASS WOULD GOTTEN MY LER TO NOT KNOW THAT I ALREADY KNOW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IF AINT FOR MY STUPID STUPID CHEEKS BLOWING UP PINK OR RED OR WHATEVER)

So yeah know we get somewhere private. (Cause as some of yall knkw I do not like public tks not at any point. Maybe a quick poke or scribble but a whole public tk yeah no keep it private where no one sees us. And so no one years that ler teases. Don't want anybody finding my ass like that and have rumors about the big blue curly hair bitch likes that stuff, plus social anxiety and yada yada feeling safe ya get the point)

And finially when we reach the area. Making sure nobody was around. Absolutely nobody- nooooo college students and if their were they were fair away as helll- annnnnd here comes the drum roll. I'm fucked- not gonna explain the details but i think yall have a fair idea what the hell is going around those bushes. AND NOT A FUCKING FUCKING YA FUCKIN DIRTY MINDED FOOKAS HOOKAS WE KEEP IT SFW WHEN IT COMES TO TK SHIT HERE YALL KNOW THAT but I'm not one to bring in a dirty joke- juuuuust not around the tk shit ok my peaches cool thanks 😎

And that's my shit for today. Probably not the last or atleast hope not the last haha cause what would this secret pile of shit do without me. Be found and exploited by my family proooobably unless I know when the car hits me haha. Yeah anthor dark joke cause yeah. Tell yea this technique would keep in inside class well except for sick days or personal days-

[vacate-et-scire]

Hell yea, a matchup event, lemme be a sigma like yall tooPLSPLEASEPLZ—

Honestly dunno how to properly write about myself, so imma just kinda yap abt it and get to the rizzing part right here and there

Starting with personality, if I would describe it in a shortest way possible I would say I'm an ESTP with an enneagram type 7w8. But if I get to the actual details, the most prominent ones are: the fact that I'm really REALLY loud, unpredictable in the most strangest ways possible and hyperactive. FREAK FRIDAY IS OPEN YAAAA! Yet, even knowing my last characteristic, usually I can be found procrastinating when some important tasks are needed to be done, cuz I get easily distracted and tend to lose interest in things quickly. Instead, I unwillingly fixate on meaningless shi, like something that can be done latuh. For example, imagine urself suddenly deciding to deep clean ur house instead of doing one simple thing that u actually have to do lol. Ngl, that sometimes gets in a way when I'm trynna act like totally-not-a-beta around others, cuz usually people say that they don't understand me much and take some things that I do in another way. In other words, I can be nonsensical. Sometimes I literally gotta explain myself, so they will get me at least in some bit, but that doesn't bother me at all actually. I love socializing, meeting new bros and fooling around da others, especially when I know that I can get myself loose. Gotta be real, this trait of mine does cause some trouble when I start to unknowingly cross the line, but I always try to make it up if It gets uncomfortable for somebody. OH AND WOWZERS! Also anotha important thing. I don’t like to talk about feelings and all that big sad stuff AT ALL, queen never cry philosophy HELLO 💋! It’s easier for me to suck it up and look at the bright sight. I prefer to keep a distance and not open up to people, even though I think I’m really friendly and easy to approach. At least I get that idea from duds constantly coming to me for advice, help and other good stuff.

Yada, yada, yada, LET’S GET TO HOBBIES. I think you can say they’re pretty basic, expect for the fact that i’m another retired professional swimmer in this blog, HEEEELP— Sum stuff led me to break up with da competitive side of swimming, so now I only go to train meh body a couple of times a month. Aside my love for water, I absolutely ADORE horror things. Any media like films, creatures, merch, real life stuff, etc. I find weird, gross and creepy looking stuff endearing and it usually tangles with my other interests, those include: art, writing, gaming and me collecting figurines, plushies and other official things from various media. Digital art is my main method of income and my future profession…tho this freelance thingy is on more nsfw side rn— But ye, it is what it is. Talking about the other one that I mentioned, it’s safe to say that my room kind of looks like a museum now, lol. I have several shelves and a huge bookcase that mostly contains anything but books. And believe me, it’s SUCH A PAIN IN THE POOSAY to clean, but I do it often anyways. Gotta dust those figurines regularly so it doesn’t look like I live in a haunted mansion, even though I would like it very much.

…Imma put music in its own category if you don’t mind, bestie— Tbh, usually I listen to many kinds of music, cuz it’s hard for me to choose somethin’ in a first place and why-not-give-it-a-try type of vibe, but I think I can still name some of my fav artists and it’ll give you a more proper idea. SO! Lil Mariko is my queen, Lizzo is my queen x2, Penelope Scott is my queen x3 and Jazmin Bean is my queen x4. Period.

As for the fashion part, I prefer to do crazy ahh hot pink gyaru makeup on my face and pair it with the matching style. Besides this, I also luv how girlies and duds from 2000 dress and yur good ol pinkPINKPINKKKK McBling. …Tho, it’s hard to get most types of clothes that would fit into categories that I mentioned above, so I usually put on something that can resemble those distinctive highschool teens from 90s and 00s.

It’s kind of difficult for me to think of an ideal partner, but there are certain characteristics that would make me go AWOOGA. Tots want someone who I can annoy. Someone, who can endure my antics, but with some response too! Like if I were to pester em I would prefer them to react. Even if it’s kind of a negative response, cuz it can easily turn into a playful one from my experience. (Would love to shower them in affection, kisses and diabolically stupid names while they scrunch their nose at it and complain, but stay still—) It would be also nice if that person could kick my lazy ass and motivate me in one way or another, lol. So ye, someone with a strong core and who is not afraid to stand to me will do just fine. Bonus points if I can hang on his arm like a monkey.

I also have a soft spot in my glittery heart for kind of confused bros, who can’t understand others and seem like anomaly to ppl. Like they just exist and do bizzare things that you don’t expect anyone to do.

…ORRRR I just need someone who can match my freak. Who will and can embarrass me in the funniest way possible and who I can at least try to embarrass in return.

All of em are good, the end—

💋💋💋

THANKS FOR LISTENING TO ME BOSS!

Your Blue Lock Matchup: Shidou Ryusei

Shidou Ryusei is the absolute perfect match for your chaotic energy, unpredictable antics, and love for playful banter. Much like you, he thrives on the drama and the fun of teasing and pushing boundaries. His cocky, bold nature aligns perfectly with your need for someone who can handle your loudness and constant desire to keep things interesting. Shidou wouldn’t back down from your antics, and he’d give it right back to you with just as much flair, making for an exciting dynamic where neither of you would be bored.

He definitely fits the description of someone who can handle your moods—whether it’s playful or a little bit of annoyance—he can take it and return it with interest. His strong-willed nature would not only match your boldness but would be able to call you out when needed, keeping you in check and motivating you to follow through with things, especially when your tendency to procrastinate kicks in. He’s the type to challenge you and keep you on your toes, which would keep things interesting, but without losing the fun and humor that come with it.

Shidou is also someone who thrives in the spotlight, much like your desire to be expressive, which would make you both a pair that feeds off each other's energy. His dramatic flair would pair so well with your love for freaky, spontaneous moments, and you’d have plenty of fun annoying each other with ridiculous antics. He wouldn’t mind being your “monkey” for those cute moments of affection, and you’d definitely have a blast embarrassing each other in the most hilarious ways.

Overall, Shidou Ryusei would be your perfect partner in crime, someone who can match your intensity, put up with your antics, and still keep the vibe lighthearted and fun. He’s got the attitude and the strength to handle you, and he’d definitely keep you entertained, all while challenging you to be your best self.

[to-watch-it-all-burn]

amelia

nun of ur fuking beezwax

prev

taurus

red or blue

8

yea.two doggos

'stralia

see no.2

idk man

uhm. 2convese 1genral docmartain crocs thongs

my (dead) bsf dying and being helpless to stop it :')

*none*

not that im aware?

two birds

idk i mainly watch shows

i dont want no partner

no way in hell

i.dont.want.to.be.maried

nope :)

so many fuking times

yea but not like majorly

i met this random youtuber who has like a million subscribers the other day? idk

showers 100%

they have so many fuking colours u'd die of old age reading em all

i dont think so? im on like a few websites and like everyone from school knows my name so?

nope. just some rando that people are aware of but dont really give a shit bout

all of it.

like when i wa younger we'd go camping and id forget swimmers and jut go in the lake/river naked? like 0-8 age

so many.

on my side

big-ish

19 berry weetbix bites

yes.

i have but i didnt like it

outrageous

fuk

3 days

so many.

i dont think so

yup.saddly

kinda ig?

yup

not that i know of

Whatever the fuk gru has going on

idk.tired

doc martains ig

yep

innie

right handed

not at all

tacos but the version my mum makes

same as prev

messy af

someone says "pippa" and i say 'no'

biscuits

idk like 30mins?

no?

i bite em like a maniac

yes

yes

nope :) if u hear me start singing run in terror

being forgotten ig

no

no fuking clue man

short hair all the way

why the fuk would i be able to do that

music

introvert

yea

idk

no

not really? in my head? and then their mistake bugs me for the rest of my day

not especially

yea.about this one bitch i went to primary school with

yea

yea

nope

never had a crush

jus one in my ears

most of the time

really slow, but decently fast when i need to

idk but faster than the average person my age? like i ran a state qualifying time at school the other day

blonde most of the time but i used red hierspray the other ay for a carnival and now its really artificial red

brown/blue

nothing that im aware of

nope

physiotherapist and does odd jobs for people

nope

everything

no

dont wnat childs

dont want childs

dont really have many?

everything

from a car

not that i know of

see No.39

its pink shopkins rn

blueeeeeee

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[the-dying-star]

Pride

The highest Ring of Hell, inhabited by mostly Fallen and their demon charges. The Pride Ring consists of the main Palace of Hell, Lucifer's home. The Forge, and the Draehim Keep. Everything else is moatly what mortals would think of as Elesium. Beautiful forests of strange trees and plants, plains of wispy gray grass, moutain ranges and ponds and lakes of black waters. In this Ring you can see the star filled black sky with its shimmery pink clouds and duel suns of orange and blue as well as the scarlet moon at night.

Greed

The Greed Ring is a central hub of Hell for all things matieralistic. Shopping, clubs, hotels, casinos, and everything of the like exist in this ring. With the addition of Cyberhex the technology of this ring has developed tenfold. This ring shadows the Pride Ring and thus sees the same sky as them.

Lust

Situated below Greed. Lust has it's own veil and therefore it's own sky. It is a smaller Ring consisting of brothels and all manner of... debauchery. Lust has alao gained from the addition of Cyberhex above them. The sky of Lust is always dark and filled with whispy blue clouds and very few stars. There is no moon or sun since the main inhabitants, incubi and sucubi, can see in the dark incredibly well.

Sloth

Sloth, like Lust, has it's own veil. This ring is where average Fallen and demons live. Believe it or not Hell has it's very own middle class and they reside in Sloth. It's your pretty average looking suburban city and is overseen by Fallen Archangel Gabriel, like a mayor. The sky in Sloth mirrors the mortal realm.

Envy

Envy is where things start to heat up. Literally. The city in Envy literally surrounds a massive crater where heat rises from Purgatory. Envy is pretty average as well, a typical city with typical demons and typical demon lives.

Gluttony

Gluttony gets a tad bit hotter than Envy and is inhabited by mostly Old Testemant demons, and...cannibals. Yea, hence the name. Gluttony gets a little more rustic but still pretty basic looking with a dark red sky and a bright red sun and a blue moon.

Wrath

Wrath is the last stop before Purgatory. Wrath is one of the hotest rings and is only inhabited by Old Testament demons like Mammon, the Overlord of the entire ring. Wrath resembles an old midevel village including it's own castle where Mammon resides. The sky is a burgundy color with a bright green moon as well as a smaller blue moon and an orange sun.this realm is where the Sif Games is held in the gladitorial arena. Shades come from every ring to try and win back enough power to form corporeal bodies and thus, gain more power in Hell.

Purgatory

No sound but the screams of the tortured. Purgatory is where the worst of the worse reaide. But it's Hell? Isn't everyone bad? Not necessarily. Purgatory is where the fires of Hell blaze the souls of Purgatory are charged with keeping the fire lit. That's their job. Their only job. They feed the fire or sit and rot in their prison cell.

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

ds' manual is amazing i love it. it has no right to look as cool as it does like.

even just the first two pages look cool. it's going over boring shit and it still looks dope. amazing.

[ckiine]

Fanshort #2

The summer festival.

*****

"Otou-san we are ready to go. Sonoko has already arrived." Ran called out to her father.

Ran, Sonoko and the kids were going to the summer festival together and since it was little difficult to walk in komonos for the kids they were taking the car and Sonoko had her own driver taking them to Hakase's place.

Hakase had sadly refused to join in because Haibara had refused to let him eat street food.

What's the point of going if I can't even eat the delicacies, Hakase had lamented. And since Ran and Sonoko were going he was rest assured leaving the kids to them.

"Yes yes, I heard you already..." Kogoro grumbled.

"Dont stay out too late at the Pachinko parlour." Ran warned him

"Just go already." Kogoro replied irritably

"Hmmmm." Ran narrowed her eyes at him threateningly.

Kogoro felt a shiver down his spine and paled and weakly added, "I mean have fun with the kids Ran-chan."

Ran nodded in approval and turned to Conan-kun who was distractedly watching the father- daughter duo.

"Let's go Conan-kun." Ran smiled warmly at him and walked ahead. Conan felt his blush deepen and went after her to Sonoko's awaiting car.

"Gomen Sonoko, I was talking to Otou-san...."

"And keeping him in line I suppose." Sonoko finished for her nonchalantly.

Ran simply smiled in response and settled in the car.

"What is this gakinchou? Your face is red, don't tell me you are blushing because Ran is looking pretty and you have fallen in love with her." Sonoko said in mock teasing.

"Mou Sonoko~"

Conan just laughed awkwardly but didn't deny the statement.

"But Ran you sure look beautiful, its a shame that your husband cant meet you this time, he would not have been able to take his eyes off you." Sonoko teased her.

"Sonoko!!!" Ran called out, flushed and embarrassed by her best friend's statement.

Conan's blush refused to go away. Safe to say when he had seen her all dressed up in her Kimono, he had been fully robbed off of his breath and had not been able to take his eyes off Ran. When Ran had asked him how she looked, he was simply tongue tied and somehow managed to squeeze out some compliment. Although, that moment was over he could not help himself and was even now stealing glances at her.

Her hair was tied up in a bun and decorated with traditional hair accessories. Ran wore a purple Kimono with flower patterns of various shades and a cream coloured obi. It brought out her milky complexion and enhanced her shining blue eyes. All in all Ran was looking incredibly beautiful.

They arrived at Hakase's place and got off. The kids were already waiting for them, already dressed in the traditional clothes, Haibara included.

The kids enthusiastically greeted them and had audibly gasped after seeing them and excitedly complimented the elder girls. Ran sincerely returned the compliments while Sonoko just gave her fake high-pitched laugh and declared herself aka, Sonoko-sama as the most beautiful girl.

"Conan-kun why did not wear a yukata?" Ayumi asked, in her pink one.

"Yea you are the odd one out now." Mitsuhiko called out like a mature kid

"I bet, you dont know how to wear one." Genta said with a sense of superiority.

"That's true Conan-kun, even I had asked whether you wanted to wear one?" Ran too chimed in. She was obviously ready to assist him into wearing one.

Conan was the only one in the group who was wearing casual clothes, he awkwardly laughed and tried to give some lame excuse, Ran let him go but the kids were adamant in their childish complains.

Haibara watched the normalcy of these scenes from the sidelines. Lot's of time she always felt like a distant observer of happy things happening around her as her dark past threatened to drag her back to hell but once in a while she allowed herself to indulge in the warm and comfort of the these seemingly mundane things. For example, somehow she had been coaxed by Ayumi and the professor to wear a Kimono. She had vaguely remembered her sister dressing her up in one. It was a thing of the long past but she still felt a dull ache from the hazy memories.

Onee-chan I miss you.

"Shall we leave?" Conan asked, changing the topic which thankfully worked and distracted the kids and brought Ai out of her reverie .

"Ayumi-chan, Ai-chan please wait a moment." Ran called to them.

The younger girls looked puzzled and stopped while the boys seated themselves in the car. Conan glanced back for a moment but smiled to himself and sat down as well.

"What is Ran-oneesan?" Ayumi asked curiously.

"I have something for you both-" Ran fished out something from her pouch, "-here."

She held out two beautiful kanzashis in her hands. A gift for the girls.

Ayumi exclaimed in joy and thanked Ran while Haibara let out a stiff thanks. Ayumi stood patiently as Ran fixed her kanzashi to her hair. She then quickly used her phone to look at herself and was very pleased with the present.

"Ai-chan, do you want me to put it up for you as well?" Ran asked softly.

Haibara gave a stiff nod again.

Again. It's happening again, she thought distressed. Ran gently combed Haibara's hair with her fingers and worked to fix the accessory.

Haibara felt as if she was being cocooned in a warm blanket. Ran's hand were affectionate and tender.

It feels so good and warm to be here. I wish I could stay here forever with these people.

"All done Ai-chan. Here, have a look." Ran passed her, her phone.

Ai looked at the photo and thanked her.

Ran smiled softly at her and they both headed to the car.

Ayumi had happily showed off her accessory and Mitsuhiko and Genta had showered her with compliments, when Ai arrived they did the same.

Once everyone had settled down, Haibara whispered to Conan, "Did you know about this?"

"Well yea, I knew she had got a present and I deduced that it was hair accessory earlier today." Conan said offhandedly and stole a glance at her again.

It was only a short moment, but Ai saw the changes in his expressions minutely. His eyes would go still for moment and then they would be filled with a suppressed joy and sheer adoration. Haibara had seen this look in his eyes countless times already but the intensity of his look never wavered but sometimes she felt that it had gotten stronger. Kudo Shinichi was definitely a sly and a cunning man but even then....

How can you look at her with such endearment? Such purity? Such childlike innocence?

In all honesty these two people baffled her and not to mention her own complicated feelings towards both of them.

In her musings they reached the festival venue.

The car dropped them off at the entrance. It was crowded but well lit and the air was infused with the aroma of the street food and Genta ran off like a hungry puppy with the rest of them chasing after him. The evening was fun and relaxing with food, games, festival trinkets, small souvenirs and scary masks which made Ran turn in the opposite direction.

But then as always trouble came knocking.

There was small commotion. A purse snatcher got caught and in order to avoid arrest, he wildly swung a pocket knife which scared the nearby people and he made a run for it. At this moment he was like an ox charging towards them still swinging the pocket knife. The kids shuffled to the side and Sonoko stood protective before the kids and Ran took her stance in preparation as she studied her charging opponent

"Wait Ran-neechan!" Conan called urgently

Thankfully the crowd had cleared up from the armed man so Conan managed to precisely kick his soccer ball in the man's face and successfully knocked him out.

"Thank you Conan-kun." Ran said, her voice incredibly soft and sweet. Conan went into a daze again and distractedly watched the man being cuffed by a patrol officer who had just arrived.

"I will come to the police box to make the report, Sonoko and everyone, you guys go ahead to the fireworks area. I will come back soon." Ran called out and went after the officer.

"I will go with Ran-neechan as well." Conan hurriedly chased after them. Haibara's eyes lingered after the two figures which had disappeared in the crowd.

Once the report was done Ran and Conan exited the police box. Ran stood confused and looked around.

"Now where was fireworks display ground?" Ran mumbled to herself.

Conan chuckled at her reaction but sighed helplessly as well.

How can you be so endearing?

"Its this way Ran-neechan." Conan pointed out and led the way.

Crowded places like these always had pickpockets and purse snatchers on the move. He had no doubt that Ran was strong enough to protect the kids but wearing a Kimono may restrict her movements and if she does fight it may disarray her clothes. He absolutely didn't didn't want Ran to have wardrobe problems, especially in public places.

Therefore Conan thought of wearing his casual clothes that permitted him to wear his kick power shoes and not to mention.....

Ran looked so lovely in her traditional dress. He didn't want it to be ruined.

It made Shinichi reminisce about his previous 'date' with her. Actually Ran was thinking about it too. Both their faces warm and nostalgic.

The fireworks had already started when they reached but the evening still ended on a wonderful and cheerful note.

A/N - It was mostly supposed to Haibara and Ran, being like an elder sister to her with a dash of ShinRan. I hope you guys like it.

The images and drawing are NOT mine. All the credit goes to the original artists!