#if it's a soft handshake i assume you're treating me like i'm delicate (annoying but forgivable)
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Judging people for how they shake hands
Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.
#if it's a soft handshake i assume you're treating me like i'm delicate (annoying but forgivable)#if you crush my hand you're trying to show off (you're an asshole)#if your hand is curved i assume you don't want to shake my hand (doesn't tell me much; has to be combined with other factors)#giving me your left hand to shake (what the fuck) (don't do this) (it's weird and rude)
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