#if it’s whole milk but this is blue label so its probs 2% whole milk is the red label

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

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falling for ya

#wanda maximoff x fem!reader, FLUFF. comedy!!

WARNINGS: one swear word, a gun, idiocy → stupid grocery store visit. stupid friends. not-stupid love of your life.

! word count: 1.1K A/N: posting another fav of mine that i wrote a while ago bc I have homework and a movie to go to so I can't write a kate fic after watching episode 3 of hawkeye :/ also i rmbr this was probs inspired by @missmonsters2 she’s one of my fav writers!

A/N 2: does ur heart ever go <wanda3 because yeah. same.

“This is utterly ridiculous,” you deadpan.

Wanda nods in agreement but wasn’t able to muffle her laughter.

Sam and Bucky are huddling in one supermarket trolley. Tony stands dangerously on the tiny rod in front. Steve is driving it with his super soldier pinkies. Natasha is throwing random items like “miscellaneous meat” and “blue cheese ice cream” in the trolley.

You decide that you are going to bring the Avengers to shopping with you one day. Your best friend assures you that it is a good idea.

Now it isn’t looking like it is.

“You shouldn’t be laughing,” you mumble.

“I’m sorry,” but the smile on the girl’s face suggests the opposite, “But it is pretty funny.”

You look at the five idiots that look happier than they have ever been since the day you got them avengers plushies for Christmas.

“I suppose.”

Wanda catches the small smile on your lips, and she smiles subconsciously.

You snap out of the little trance you’re having, and you march over to the rowdy group. Soon, there are two ears from different men in each hand, and a disgruntled Natasha following close behind. Wanda smiles again.

She thinks its sweet of you. You probably knew this would happen, but you let them come anyway.

“Listen, knuckleheads,” you scold the pouting group, “It’s one thing to ruin your reputations, but it’s one whole other thing to ruin mine. People treat me like normal here. Don’t ruin it.”

The adults stand in a straight position and salute you, before bowing. Your eye twitches. Tony and Natasha fist bump because they have a death wish they know they have annoyed you again.

“Just go and get things that are actually on our list please,” you sigh, taking out the blue cheese ice cream, pretending not to hear the assassin whine.

Wanda watches the whole scene with quiet giggles. You narrow your eyes at her with playfulness.

“You’re enjoying this a little too much, Maximoff,” you note, glaring at the four boys when you see them looking at the pad section of the grocery store ironically and for no reason whatsoever instead of helping you with the groceries.

Natasha will have been looking in the knives section, but the small warning about slashing her motorcycle tires that you sent her on text steers her towards the pasta section instead.

“I just think it’s funny, that’s all,” Wanda defends herself, putting a bottle of milk in the trolley.

You snort a little, “Oh yeah? What else do you find funny?”

Wanda thinks your snort is cute. Then she realises she spaced out.

She clears her throat.

“You know, usual things, like sitcoms and comedies,” she says, a little embarrassed.

You hum at her answer, looking over the labels on a new soda you want to try.

“What about you, what do you find funny?” Wanda asks conversationally, wanting to know more about you.

“Romance comedies. I like Mamma Mia,” you tell the girl with a little something, a little excitement in your tone.

“I love that movie!” Wanda exclaims, happy at finding something small in common with you with little effort.

“The sequel was nice as well. I had a crush on young Donna,” you giggle.

Wanda laughs, suddenly forgetting about the grocery list, “I think everyone had a crush on young Donna."

“My crush on you will always be bigger though,” Wanda seems proud at her attempt to flirt.

You actually smile wider, and you lean forward to kiss the girl on the cheek, shocking her pleasantly.

“Same here.”

Soon, everything is ready, and the small part of the Avengers that came with you are sad to leave.

With your girlfriend squeezing your hand with an encouraging smile, you smile painfully at them.

“You guys can come here again with me. When I need to,” you say almost shyly.

They smile at you sincerely, then they help you pack the groceries into the car, contentment clear on everyone’s faces at the day’s events.

“I’m proud of you,” Wanda puts a hand on your thigh.

You focus on the road, not letting your contentment show in your features, “I know.”

Wanda knows though, she always does, and she gives you a kiss on the cheek.

The group in the back are arguing on what seems to be politics (you absolutely have no idea) , and you heard some sobbing and knife sharpening. Suddenly you’re grateful that you’re the one driving.

You notice Wanda’s lips twitch upwards at some of the sentences she catches with her ears.

You think that she’s cute.

Yeah, she’s definitely the cutest person ever.

“Your thoughs are loud, любовь,” Wanda grins teasingly.

you raise an eyebrow, “I see no reason to hide my affections.”

Wanda bites her bottom lip with a dreamy look on her face.

You doubt that there’s honestly anything more adorable than her.

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Then Wanda realises.

What the fuck.

Oh wow.

She gets up out of bed, her face sweating a little.

It’s only been six months.

She shakes her head at her doubt. She would not have thought of this if she wasn’t sure.

She was still nervous though.

She opens your door with ease. You didn’t lock it.

She stands in front of your bed, burying her face in her hand, thinking.

You awake to gentle calls.

You get up and pick up a gun, immediately pointing it to the person.

Wanda panics on reflex, and you sigh. You put the gun back in your drawer.

“Mind telling me why you’ve decided to give me an unwelcome surprise attack at 4 am in the morning?” you say groggily.

“I just…. uh…I have something to say.”

You open one eye for a bit before closing it again, “You do realise you could’ve chosen to wake anyone else if you had something to say? Even Tony is awake all night. That man never sleeps.”

Your tone isn’t irritated just rather sleepy.

Wanda fiddles with her fingers a little.

“I have something to say to you.”

You open both eyes this time, concern running through them.

“Is everything alright?”

Wanda smiles at your concern, and a flash of guilt overtook her features before she finally blurts out.

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Silence.

Nothing.

Wanda feels a strong urge to run.

You blink twice.

“I love you too. Now get in bed,” you mumble simply.

You sink back into the comfort of your pillows and make grabby hands at your girlfriend.

Wanda stares for a second before registering your words, then she grins widely.

She slides into your bed and your legs found its way to hers, tangling them together.

She finds her way to your chest and lays her head there.

The sound of your heartbeat is a welcome lullaby.

“Wanda?”

“Hm?”

She looks up, and you press a quick but loving kiss on her lips.

“Goodnight, I love you.”

Six months, and Wanda’s lips still tingle.

“Goodnight, моя любовь.”

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