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we-re-always-alright · 4 months ago

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I come home after doing an Alien/Aliens double feature with the fam to prep for Romulus, toss a pot on the stove for a snack and then spend 20 minutes sealing a butcher block countertop with conditioner hastag: this is what 31 looks like

#being an adult is having the: fuck I forgot to do my home improvement task late at night #and late at night is like 10pm #because oh man after I eat my snack I’m going to be passed the fuck out #the good news about the sealant/conditioner is while it is greasy it goes away with dish soap #dish soap is literally a miracle liquid #you have grease stains on a piece of clothing? use dawn #if it works on oiled seabirds it will clear out oil like crazy #thoughts? thoughts

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