#if it doesn't come before halloween im gonna scream

[toomanysubcultures]

i got some of my stuff for my daredevil costume 2day n apparently my cat is very amused by fake batons

[cwcthzl]

okay for some reason, talking about my date feels less vulnerable on here than on discord. probably the anonymity even though i know im not really anonymous. so. random little things from my date with farmer enby:

- they told me that they tried on like half of their clothes before landing on the outfit they wore. which is just- 1. i didn’t know that was a thing people who dress masc even do. 2. makes me think they wanted to look nice to see me so i’m gonna scream into my pillow

- this was my first time seeing them wear makeup and they looked really cute with it!! also i feel like they’re better at makeup than me which seems unfair

- i was worried that because we were going to a cafe, the date was gonna be pretty short but i didn’t get home until 4 hours after we met up (and they drove me home)

- they are a really good driver and they even offered to help me practice driving. when i told them im working toward my license, they started telling me everything they were doing when driving so i could learn

- their special interest is hippos and we went into this like hobby store and when there were animal things, they told me to look for hippos. and we’re about to leave and we see all these animal figures and there’s a hippo. so i tell them if the hippo is less than ten dollars, ill buy it for them. and they tell me that if i buy them the hippo, they’ll kiss me. and rasc, i would have spent my whole bank account on that hippo when they said that

- they talked a lot about their little cousin, who they live with, and it was so cute seeing how much they love him and care for him. which already knew but still. they’re probably going to go as a pokemon trainer for halloween because he’s making them

- i mentioned i never do anything for halloween anymore and they brought up the idea of me coming to take their cousin trick or treating. i hope that happens.

- i am so gay. like. so so gay. they are so cute im gonna cry

- we talked about when we realized we were queer and first crushes and all that and they kept making me laugh and i just

- and then when they drove me home and dropped me off, i did get that kiss. it was a short peck but it was my first kiss in a year so im just. ahh!!

anyway, i really hope they actually like me romantically because i like them so much. but even if they don’t want to continue romantically, i really like being their friend so. yeah

- deb

you are such a pussy i actually feel bad for you

- ?????THAT IS LITERALLY FUCKHNG FLIRTING HELLO I SAY THAT SHIT TO EVERY ONE OF MY TALKING STAGES WHEN I WANT TGEM TO KNOW I WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR THEM

- im not surprised i am pretty sure even i (ME) am better at makeup than you

- god coffee dates.... such dykes

- DAMN

- one of the lamest gay flirting tactics ive ever seen oh my god get yourselves fucking dignity

- AHADJAGXJ

- dont get your hopes up chat but it will be SO cute uf it really happens

- ew

- i'm pretty you have a lame ass sense of humor so. i feel bad for them. god knows what made your dwarf ass laugh

- LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

dude if you really end up being just friends you will probably kill yourself bc of all that one sided/flirty friends/general fuckass situation from liking your friend so we PRAY that doesn't happen

[shutupandplayasong]

Cobra Kai headcanons

Not x reader. Just general headcanons I have for the main characters. Will probably do a part 2 for the adults and side characters

Tw for quite a bit of swearing.

Miguel:

The cursed child craves raisin cookies

Like. He just? Eats them? For fun???

This boy gets lost taking the trash out.

His sense of direction is so bad it makes his GPS cry

Kicks ass at arcade games like pinball or pacman

Could fall asleep in the bed of a moving truck he doesn't care. When he's tired, he. is. tired.

Eli:

Im splitting up Eli and Hawk so this might end up janky oops

I feel like he'd have an emotional support dog? Especially before he joined CK

I'm picturing a doofy lil corgi. Probably named Nemo or Yoshi or something cute like that

When he was a kid he'd BEG his mom for a little sister. He's still lowkey disappointed he never got one.

His most "embarrassing" secret? He wants to see snow.

He was born and raised in California so he's never seen snow in real life and he desperately wants to. Straight up dreams of it

It'd be like one of those viral husky videos where he's sitting in the middle of a blizzard, caked in ice and when you ask if he wants to come inside he'd just be like "nah"

He'd never admit it though. He thinks it sounds childish.

Hawk:

He obviously talks a big game and acts tough but if there's one thing that'll make him scream like a little girl it's gonna be rats

Like just the word "rat" makes him gag

Paints his nails. He's actually pretty good at it

For sure tried "guy liner" once but Johnny told him it wasn't badass :/

The most agro backseat driver but if you pull that shit with him he'll cry

Demetri:

Secret brony

Definitely had a FNAF phase

Oh and Undertale

Very big into ARGs. Like the Mandela Catalogue or Daisy Brown

LOVES those low-budget, made-for-TV Sci-fi movies.

Forget camp. This boy wants garbage.

Can't drive for shit

You're telling me Demetri went to the Halloween dance in a serious costume?

Blasphemy.

He is too lanky and too ironic to not go as Mr. Noodle or something stupid like that

The neediest, whiniest, most annoying patient when he is sick/injured. He takes full advantage.

He pinches his finger in a drawer and he's not lifting a hand the rest of the day. You pick up the remote.

Gives me "weird double jointed kid" vibes

"Hey did I show you I can flip my foot backwards?"

"Yes. 37 times."

"Well lemme show you again just in case"

Robby:

Also paints his nails but does a much messier job of it

Left handed

I feel like he has a knack for learning new languages

Can turn anything into a 5 star meal

Give him cheerios, clamato juice and a single banana and he'll make it work.

Unlike Miguel and Demetri, this boy never gets lost and is the calmest, safest driver you could travel with

Why do I have driving headcanons for everyone wtf

Very good at board games

OH HE FOR SURE HAD A MAGICIAN PHASE

Sam:

You wouldn't guess it but she can kick anyone's ass at any videogame

Likes cosplay

Idk I just feel like her character is a lot dorkier than the show portrays?

Very wimpy driver. She just let's everyone cut her off and she'll apologize?

Theater kid energy

The biggest horsegirl

Tory:

She's a reformed horsegirl, thank you very much 😒

Definitely listens to Twenty One Pilots. You decide if that's a good or bad thing.

Look me in the eyes and tell me she wasn't into that whole Jeff The Killer/creepypasta craze

Straight up making creepypasta roleplay quizzes on Quotev

Is the one cutting people off on the road

Very much into soap operas. She watches them with her mom :)

She also watches cartoons with her little brother or plays pretend with him when her schedule allows it

Wants to move to Europe when she's an adult. I'm thinking Italy or Spain?

Aisha:

Ultimate plant mom

She gives me "Christmas is my favorite holiday" vibes but like. Tastefully.

Will nag her friends to drink water and go to bed on time but can not and will not take her own advice

Obligatory mini-van friend.

Best driver, just behind Robby.

I'm so mad she and Demetri didn't have any screen time together. I just know they'd be best friends.

Oh and Moon. I feel like they'd bond over journaling and crystals and stuff

Oh what I'd give for a spin off show about Demetri, Aisha and Moon.

Demetri, the pessimistic geek on one end of the spectrum. Moon, the wholesome, patient, optimistic hippie on the other end. And Aisha right in the middle. I don't know how it works but it just does for me.

Back on track. She has her own Etsy jewelry shop

Likes to feed stray cats <3

[moonchildstyles]

the chunky beaded necklaces SCREAM citrine h to me but like he’s hanging out in sunshine’s apartment waiting for her to get back from picking up dinner for their movie night or something and he’s looking through her jewelry to occupy himself and he finds one that’s red and pink and falls in love with it immediately and she gets home and he’s all sunshine??? why have I never seen this before??? and she’s all “oh it was for a halloween costume a few years ago I completely forgot I had it and haven’t had a reason to wear it” but she notices he keeps running the beads through his fingers and hesitates to put it down but she knows he would hesitate to ask her so she’s all “h, do you like it? i think it would look so pretty on you!” so he’s 🥺really??? you mean it?? and puts it on IMMEDIATELY and it becomes a wardrobe staple and maybe he asks her to go with him to a craft store to get supplies so he can make his own so he has ones that match whatever outfit he puts together :( oh and if he made one for her like with little pearlescent beads I think I would cry :( he has my heart🐢

wait wait wait:(((((( like hes just looking through her room just to sees me of her stuff the same way she does at his cottage and when he finds her necklaces that hes never seen her wear before hes soooooo :(((( esp when he finds a cute beaded one with soft pinks and reds with little pearls and strawberry glass beads on it and hes just :( why has she never worn it he loves it so much:( and when she comes home and he asks her about it she can tell already that he just loves it the way that he keeps playing w it and looking at each of the beads and :( "do you want to put it on h?? I think it would look really pretty with your outfit:)" bc she KNOWS:( hes not gonna ask if he can wear it without her offering bc he doesn't ever ever want to take anything from her ofc :( but the second he gets that permission hes wearing it almost all the time with all of the outfits ever:( and like he knows he could probably conjure up his own set of those necklaces but he wants to make them w her :((((((( so I can def see them going to a craft store and getting all the little beads and cute things and h just spends all his time making cute little pieces that he shares w her :(((((((((( im literally :(((( I have so many feelings about this thank you:(