#if imbeing honest

[t4tklonoa]

HHAUUUU KKKKK UAUUUUUAAAAAAAA

[serpulalacrymans]

In a dream I had we were sitting in a meadow of wildflowers looking at the moon… you leaned over and whispered something unintelligible in my ear. I wish I had the chance to lean on your shoulder and be held by you, or maybe even gently kiss you… I want to know how your lips taste.

then taste me

[stonyponyofficial]

prabably a therian but i unfortunately have a job that requires me being human so i don't have time for that rn

[baxndaid]

bill cipher , stanford pines x reader

ohh my god PLEASEE request stuff for gravity falls i love it so much ty for making a comeback!! i don’t normally do nsfw stuff but for them… nsfw under cut 💔 another one here

sfw

- gonna be honest, ford is a little control freak especially after he meets bill

- he likes things going according to his plans and calculations and if they don’t, then there’s clearly something wrong

- bill WOULD constantly inflate his ego so when ford had hired you to be his little lab assistant, it was a little suffocating

- despite this, he was super happy to learn that you were into the same things he was; anomalies

- ford was uptight and serious with you most of the time whereas bill was nonchalant and just a massive tease

- the demon didn’t really mind you, you were pretty open for anything and he, like ford, liked how you were a massive pushover

- on the other hand, bill disliked fiddleford because he asked too many questions, he was too wary (though he had the right to be)

- ANYWAYS, would ford and bill peer pressure you into letting yourself be possessed? yea..

- it’s not like ford was really in the right mindset to be making these huge decisions like the guy was crazy obsessed with bill

- he didn’t see the harm in it, bill was his muse after all and it was very valuable for his research! just do it!

- so you would, you still have a few scars on your thighs from bill’s obsession with pointy sharp things

- sometimes bill would prank you while being in ford’s body - not like you could tell the difference

- being all flirty while mimicking his voice and then yelling “JUST KIDDING!” before laughing obscenely in your face

- wow he loved humiliating you, it was almost as good as humiliating ford

- ALMOST

- they kept their plans pretty secret from you, only commanding asking you to get materials for the portal

- it’s kinda like that one meme that i see floating around;

you: what’s going on with the portal

bill/ford: don’t worry about it kitten

you: okay ❤️

you: yay ❤️

- they weren’t worried about you leaking anything, bill just liked keeping information from you to poke fun

- you were just in-flight entertainment, a plaything to bill, ford kept you as a means to keep himself grounded

nsfw

- you never really got intimate with ford, not like you didn’t want to but he was always so busy and it would technically be taboo considering he was your boss

- but he had to let off steam somehow, and his muse was here to help! consider the town SAVED ❤️

- with bill possessing him, “ford” would stuff his fingers down your throat and watch you gag

- i can’t even lie man if you vomited or something he’d probably get off to that more he’s a freak like that

- ford would gawk in horror as he watched himself bend you over onto his messy desk like a rag doll and rip the clothes off of your body

- bill doesn’t necessarily gain any sexual gratification from this, but he certainly “gets off” to it in some other twisted way

- he likes the control he has, your whining and ford’s gasps only egg him on further

- he likes to hold you down by your throat and make small cuts on your inner thighs while he sloppily eats you out, probably with anything that was lying around nearest to you, a pocket knife or even a unicorn horn

- SCRATCHES ohh my god this guy scratches so much somebody cut his nails

- fucking imbeds his damn fingers into your waist as he thrusts into you, all the while laughing like a madman

- the noise of squelching and muffled screams spilled from ford’s office, be glad your in the middle of the forest

- he 100% licks your tears away btw

- ford likes to act shocked or squeamish whenever bill does this to you but bill knows he loves it, and deep down inside he knows it too

- maybe not the “harming you” bit, but he loves everything else

- he’ll probably scold bill for being so rough with you but bill would probably lie and say “It was necessary! This is a whole NEW experience to me! You can’t deny me of that can you Sixer?”

- and then ford folds like a loser

- he’ll try and make it up to you by tending to your wounds and giving you a way lighter work load

- ford hopes that one day he’ll have enough confidence to be able to make love to you without his twisted muse butting in

- he kinda loves it bye

[ourtearsofrain]

The Barbarians (D.R.W/S.F.K) - Chapter 7

Pairings: Danny Wagner x Sam Kiszka

Genre: angst, platonic fluff

Word Count: just over 2.4k

Warnings: AU typical events/threats/violence (later in the series)

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Not All the Answers Are the Same, Yet We Still Play the Game

Sam

Sunday, July 10th

Ok Sam, you got this. You’ll be the second one they see, so they won’t be bored of watching tributes yet. You just need to impress them enough to get a high score, which will be easy, right? His heart hammers in his throat as Hazel exits the training room, her eyes bright. “How’d it go?”

“Really good, I think. Might be hard to follow me, if I’m being honest.” Sam knew she was joking, but that didn’t keep his anxiety at bay, hoping he could gain control of his shaky hands before entering the training room. This will make or break your ability to gain sponsors, you can’t fuck up.

“Samuel Kiszka.” The automated voice rings out over the speakers, sending Sam shooting out of his chair as he wipes his palms on his pants.

“Sam?”

He pauses with his hand on the doorknob, turning back to Hazel knowing that she knew just how nervous he was. “Hm?”

“You’re gonna do great, just relax.”

“Relax, right, yeah. Thanks.” Maybe she’s not too bad after all. He takes a deep breath before pulling the door open, finding the room nearly empty as the Gamekeepers and other elites of The Garden wined and dined on a raised platform.

Stopping in front of them, he takes another deep breath to calm himself, not wanting his nerves to show in his voice. “Samuel Kiszka, District 1.” At his last name, their conversations quiet or stop altogether as they look down at him, intrigued to see what the famed Kiszka Twins’ younger brother had to show them.

Feeling the weight of their eyes and his brothers’ legacy heavy upon his shoulders, he makes his way over to the table covered in assorted weapons, looking over his options carefully. Longsword first, then knives. Sam wipes his hands on his pants one last time before picking the longsword up and making his way over to a training dummy they had placed in the center of the room. He brings his other hand to the hilt, readying himself before arching it through the air and hitting the dummy in its neck. It makes a dent in the material, barely cutting it before he swings the blade again in practiced perfection, striking it on its opposite side and cutting clean through the arm. He doesn’t stop as it clatters to the floor, using all his strength to showcase his skill with the weapon, leaving dents scattered across its “body” until finally, he puts so much power behind his swing that he decapitates the dummy in one clean motion.

He keeps his eyes away from the group watching him intentionally as he returns the blade, not wanting to be distracted. Taking up five throwing knives next, he finds the center of a circle of dummies. You’re not as good as Hazel, but you’re still deadly with these. You can do this, Sam. Don’t fuck it up. He gives himself half a second to square his stance, his right foot slighting in front of his left before he raises his arm above his shoulder, the blade of the first knife in his grasp.

Launching it across the space, he sees the blade imbed itself into a dummy’s chest. In the blink of an eye he turns, throwing another at the dummy now across from him, repeating these motions until his hands are empty, the weapons lodged into the faces and chests of each. He keeps his eyes to himself as he retrieves each knife, finally looking up to see the group watching him before he replaces them on the table. “Thank you.”

Without saying anything more, he leaves the room, his footsteps echoing against the metal walls as his audience resumes their conversations.

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Even though he was surrounded by Hazel, Jacob, Joshua, and Electra sitting on various couches around their living room, Sam couldn’t hear any of their side conversations as he keeps his eyes glued to the TV screen, impatiently waiting for Claudius Flarewell’s shining face to appear. Relax, you performed well, you’ll get a good score. But what if you don’t, what if you get the worst score out of the Careers in front of your own brothers. Think about how disappointed they’d be. I couldn’t face them, let alone the games if I let everyone down.

As Claudius’ face finally appears on the screen, his heart stops, sitting up a little straighter in anticipation. “As you know, the tributes are rated on a scale of 1-12 after three days of careful evaluation. It is my pleasure to announce those scores now.” This is it. “From District 1, Hazel, with a score of 7.” His eyes find his partner, seeing her face drop slightly at the score.

“Don’t worry, that’s still a good score.” Joshua reassures her, patting her knee gently.

“Yeah, I know. I was just hoping for something at least a little higher…” Don’t focus on her, keep your head when they announce your score.

“From District 1, Samuel, with a score of 8.” As his brothers and escort look pleased with the score, Sam’s heart drops, disappointment coursing through him. Only an 8? I mean that’s still good, I know they’re picky. I just hoped decapitating that first dummy would have given me a little extra boost.

“Good job, Samuel. That’s an average score for us, won’t make you look weak opposed to other tributes, and won’t make you stand out as a target that needs to be eliminated.”

Fuck off Joshua. Sam doesn’t voice his thoughts as he meets his brothers’ eyes, trying not to let them see his frustration at himself, at the Gamekeepers. “That’s the issue, I won’t stand out.”

“Let it go, Samuel. You got a good score.” Jacob’s flat tone only further angers him, causing him to stand abruptly.

“I’m going to my room. I need to rest before the interview tomorrow night.”

“What, seriously? If this is about the score, then-”

“It’s not about the fucking score, Joshua. I’m just tired, I worked hard in training today. I’ll see you all tomorrow.” With that, he leaves the room, ignoring the group’s exasperated huffs at his speedy departure. When he gets to his room, he throws himself onto his bed, curling onto his side as his mind spirals.

His ears perk up as Claudius’ voice filters through the walls from the living room at Daniel’s name, barely making out his words as he announces his score. “…Daniel, with a score of 9.”

WHAT?! How did he manage to score better than I did?! He stands, finding the first thing he could get his hands on, a small vase on the nightstand, and chucking it across the room in his anger. It shatters against the wall, the broken pieces scattering around the room. He had hoped breaking something would help, but he still felt that pit in his stomach as he got back onto the bed, collapsing in his defeat. Was I not good enough? Am I not good enough?

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Who Is He to Think of His Survival?

Danny

Sunday, July 10th

I hope she’s ok in there, hope she isn’t stressing too much about what score she gets. Danny’s foot bounces wildly against the floor, his only outlet for his nerves as he sits outside the training room, waiting for Daphne to finish her private training. I need to get a fucking hold of myself, if I don’t, I’ll panic in front of them. I can’t panic, I need to at least try. The door opening rips him from his own mind as Daphne exits, her expression cool and collected. That’s a good sign, right?

“How’d it go?”

“Good… I think. They looked a little impressed when I scaled the rope course as fast as I could. I started a fire too, just like you showed us.”

“Good, that’s good. I’m sure you did great.”

“Daniel Wagner.” His heart sinks as the automated voice filters through the speakers, his stomach dropping. Fuck, it’s my turn. What the fuck am I going to do?

“You got this, Danny.” The kindness and sincerity in her voice warms Danny’s heart, causing a wave of calm to pass over him.

“Thanks, kid. I’ll see you soon.” Knowing he shouldn’t make the spectators wait much longer, he enters the training room, relief flooding him as he sees both axes and a bow and arrows set amongst the weapons. He walks towards the platform the Gamekeepers were sat on, annoyed as they dined and drank fine liquor as if they weren’t rating teenagers’ likelihood of surviving a fight to the death. “Daniel Wagner, District 7.”

As he walks over to the weapons, anger flashes within him to hear distant conversation still occurring behind him. How are they going to rate me if they aren’t even paying attention? Just picture they’re the training dummies, give you some motivation for your aim. He picks up two felling axes first, one in each hand, knowing that was his strongest weapon option.

Breathe. In. Out. You can do this. He steps up to stand about 15 feet from a dummy, knowing he was taking a risk by increasing the distance from his usual 10. Raising the axe in his left hand first, he hurls it towards his target, striking it in the middle of its chest. He wastes no time in raising his right arm, the second axe flying towards the dummy. It hits the center of its face, the sound echoing around the room as the Gamekeepers go silent. Bow next.

He retrieves the axes quickly, replacing them on the weapons table before finding the bow and arrows, quickly making his way over to a circle of dummies and placing himself in the middle of it. Taking a deep breath, he nocks the first arrow, drawing the bowstring back before letting it fly loose. It strikes the dummy in the forehead, and he ignores his relief as he grabs another arrow from the quiver, sending it straight towards another dummy. Each time he lets an arrow loose, another finds his hand as he turns back and forth between the dummies until his quiver is empty.

Holy shit. Danny can do nothing but stare at the last target he had hit, having put so much force behind his last arrow that the point had gone straight through the dummy’s head, poking out the back of it. He looks the Gamekeepers straight in the eyes as he replaces the bow, his expression neutral and steeled. “Thank you.”

Did I really just do that? I wonder what score they’ll give me, that’s gotta make them remember me, right? Danny finally lets his surprise onto his expression as he leaves the room, no longer caring about needing to hide it from the Gamekeepers. I guess I’ll just have to wait and see what they think…

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“What if they didn’t like me?” Daphne whispers the words to Danny, her eyes wide and full of fear as Sable and Luna have a separate conversation, unaware of the other one occurring across the living room from them.

“They had to, what’s not to like?” At his words, her expression lifts slightly, her panic still creeping into the corners of her mind.

“I know… I think I did good, I just- I don’t want to get a bad score and then get no sponsors…”

“Whatever your score is, good or bad, you don’t have to worry about that, ok? Like I’ve said, just stick by my side in the arena and I’ll make sure you’re alright.”

“Thank you, Danny.”

“Any time, Daphne.” Suddenly, Claudius Flarewell’s face appears on the screen before him, the stage lights reflecting off his too-white teeth as he grins. “As you know, the tributes are rated on a scale of 1-12 after three days of careful evaluation. It is my pleasure to announce those scores now. From District 1, Hazel, with a score of 7.”

Not bad, wonder if she’s disappointed she didn’t get an 8 or 9 though, I mean considering she’s a Career. “From District 1, Samuel, with a score of 8.” Ah alright, we’ll see how long that pair lasts in the arena. I’d bet money that Hazel’s upset he scored higher than her. “From District 2, Amaram McKinnon, with a score of 7. From District 2, Vanil Cragg, with a score of 9.” Shit, of course he got a 9. I need to watch out for him in the arena, especially after what I pulled in training.

Danny can’t calm his frantic heartbeat or thoughts as Claudius lists the names off, slowly becoming white noise to him as he waits in anticipation for his district. “From District 7, Daphne, with a score of 5.”

Glancing towards her, he sees relief pass over her face. Sure, a 5 was still on the lower end, but she was from 7 and was only 12. Danny had to hand it to her, he was impressed at whatever she had done in the training session to score a 5. “See, nothing to worry about, kid. Good job.”

Before she can respond, Claudius looks down to the paper in his hands, his eyebrows raising in surprise slightly before taking a breath. “From District 7. Daniel, with a score of 9.”

Danny’s mind freezes, telling himself he must have heard the announcement wrong. A 9?! There’s no way I got a 9. This has to be a mistake, they switched up the scores accidentally or something. I can’t- I couldn’t have. He turns to the others, seeing surprise plastered across their faces. He hadn’t misheard Claudius. He scored a 9. He had received the same score as a Career, and a Career as brutal as Vanil Cragg.

“Yes! I don’t know what the hell you did in there, but great fucking job!” Luna makes her way over to where he sat, bending to hug him briefly as he can do nothing but sit there, his jaw still dropped.

“I- what? He said 9, right? I’m not hearing things?”

“You’re not hearing things. You, Daniel Wagner, got a 9.”

The rest of the tribute’s scores go unheard as he tries to wrap his mind around the thought, still in disbelief. “I knew you could do it, Danny.” At Daphne’s words, he fights the tears coming to his eyes as she looks up at him, pride and happiness for her partner clear on her features.

Just as he’s about to let himself be proud of his score, a thought passes across his mind, ruining his mood as his stomach drops. Is this going to make me more of a target? Is this going to make Daphne more of a target?

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First of all, thank y’all so much for all the current support on my AITA ZK series!!!

I love these two dorks so much and I’m so happy to be a part of a fandom that loves them as much as me. Ive gotta be honest though, this fandom is CRAZY. How y’all have survived this long is beyond me. But y’all are still so accepting and amazing and I can’t wait to continue making these silly goofy little fanfics.

If y’all want me to continue my AITA series lmk, this fifth part felt kinda like a stopping point but I can totally continue if you want me to!!!

Also, I don’t know if you can tell, but i am HORRIBLE at navigating Tumblr, so if y’all could lmk how I can imbed links in my posts that would be so totally awesome.

For now, here’s my ao3 for you lovelies!

(Ps. Sorry for the abundance of “y’all”’s. I’m a southerner at heart)

[bloodiedrogue]

Can I geeeeettt a 7, a 5, and then a 6 pleeaasee?? I love zaaayiss we love zaaaayissss

zayis loves youuuu <3 so of course you can get those numbers

7. do they have their own personal quest that spans the course of the game? can it take different branching paths depending on the choices the player character makes?

alright, apologies if this answer is a bit jumbled. i've thought about it but haven't technically put it to paper yet, so!!

essentially zayis's whole story arc is based a lot in vulnerability and truth. coming from a home where being seen as weak was essentially a death sentence, the player character quickly learns that zayis isn't who she presents herself as. often deflective and deceptive, it takes a lot to get her to reveal herself in any way which can be a problem depending on how patient the player is. because of this, her quest line can end in a few different ways, most of which result in the death of her adoptive father, either by her own hand or her brother's, depending on how you proceed.

obviously, there's a few other things that can happen depending on choice, but for the sake of my brain being unable to form proper thoughts i'll keep them a secret for now. :')

5. how do they react to the player character taking their first tadpole power?

zayis is definitely conflicted. due to her weirdly specific fear of ocular trauma, the mere idea of allowing a tadpole to imbed itself into one's eye makes her a little bit queasy. however, as someone who can also get a little power hungry, she's still willing it hear the player out if they suggest she do the same.

"i'll be honest, the idea of putting that thing in my eye is absolutely revolting, but... if you think it'll help us in the long run... maybe i'll think about it."

6. how do they react to the player character breaking up with them, or choosing another character over them?

regardless of approval level, zayis acts quite lax when it comes to break ups. either making jokes or outright asking them who they're leaving her for.

low approval:

pc: "i don't think we can be together anymore."

zayis: "oh darn. and here i was thinking i'd found the one. no matter, i hope we can remain friends. not because i'm desperate or anything, just so you know. i just... really don't want to find new friends."

high approval:

pc: "i think we should end things between us."

zayis: "oh really? is it because you fell for someone else? honestly, i don't blame you, really. lot's of good options around here lately. well, except for astarion... wait, please tell me you're not dumping me for astarion."

if left for astarion:

pc: "i'm dumping you for astarion."

zayis: "seriously? ugh, i always knew you were too a little into vampires. makes sense though... with all the biting and whatnot."

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me if imbeing completely honest

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Frogs

This week, we were given the instruction to interpret something that we think is really amazing in Nature. I thought that it would be much easier to narrow it down, but to be honest, I’ve probably restarted this post at least three times with different ideas! That being said, if you can believe it, I finally decided and for this weeks blog post, we’re gonna look at an absolutely awesome frog that lives in Southern Ontario. Why? Because frogs are awesome. Introducing… the Spring Peeper. Spring Peepers are classified as treefrogs, and have a little x on their back (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). They are usually a beige green color (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). They are pretty small, and usually do not grow larger than 1.5 inches (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). They also have an adorable and very recognizable call! 

Spring Peepers live all across North America, but are concentrated in eastern North America (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). They live in six provinces, including Ontario and have a range that extends as far as Florida southward (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). Thair habitat consists of woodland ponds, brushy growth or woodlands, but they can basically live anywhere, as long as there is water (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). For my family, Spring Peepers always signalled the beginning of spring, as they are one of the first frogs that sing! I distinctly remember growing up when my dad would be driving and he would randomly pull over next to a pond and make us all listen for the Spring Peepers. I don’t know how to actually imbed the call of a spring peeper, but I will add a link to a recording at the bottom of the post. 

Unfortunately, this frog has started to disappear because of urbanization and habitat loss (“Spring Peeper”, 2014). If you are interested in learning more about either this frog, or other amphibians in Southern Ontario, there are some really interesting websites and videos on the internet! You can find them at almost any pond. I was going for a walk the other day, and I saw a few of them! Unfortunately (or fortunately) for them, they disappeared before I could try to take a photo of them, but they were absolutely adorable. 

Here are some more facts about frogs in general: there are 13 types of frogs in Ontario (Parks, 2022). They are classified as amphibians, so they are cold-blooded, have permeable skin and reproduce when they are in water (Parks, 2022). Female frogs lay their eggs in the water, and the male frog will fertilize them (Parks, 2022). This is known as external fertilization (Parks, 2022). So next time you go for a walk or see a pond, take a look and see if you can identify a Spring Peeper! There is a clip of a Spring Peepers call at https://www.naturewatch.ca/frogwatch/spring-peeper/. Just scroll down about halfway through the page, and you’ll hear it!

Citations

Parks, A. O. (2022, October 31). Are you friends with frogs?. Parks Blog. https://www.ontarioparks.ca/parksblog/creatures-of-the-night-frogs-toads/ 

Spring Peeper. FrogWatch. (2014, November 14). https://www.naturewatch.ca/frogwatch/spring-peeper/

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The part where we said we don’t want it. I don’t care if it’s not copying, it’s not functional.

You practically can’t watch videos on mobile.

I click on a video, it plays for two seconds and freezes, I go to watch it unfocused, go to unmute and pray you don’t click on the video again because that will make the video player seize up, then if you try to adjust the volume it pauses the video while unfocused and then even if you try to click the play button it refocuses the video, glitches to beginning AND freezes again at the exact millisecond it did originally.

On a more serious note you’re collecting data no one in their right mind would give out and selling it to whoever will pay for it. And silencing people who say anything about it by deleting their blogs and the imbeds on the posts.

Not to mention the censorship in general on here.

Cherry on top I can find porn on here in 5 secs and I bet my life there’s still child porn on here. Oh and the bots. Especially ones WITH PORN. But you have the time to ban some dude who’s saying disable whatever tracking settings you can.

Genuinely hoping I can get an honest response to this one.

Twitter is Copying Us, not vice versa

I keep getting asks saying "stop copying Twitter." We're not! If anything it's going the other way with them copying us.

Long posts, which were on Tumblr first.

Mixing text and rich media, which Tumblr did first.

If we go way back, supporting images and embedding media in the first place, which Twitter didn't used to do. (Remember twimg and Photobucket?)

A premium upgrade, which we did on Tumblr first.

They copied our tabs.

Polls, which were on WP.com/Jetpack first.

Subscriptions to individual creators, which we did first with Post+.

Tags existed on Tumblr first.

We have Asks! And custom domains! And custom themes!

We supported editing first, you couldn't do that on Twitter until relatively recently.

Now obviously they have 20x the monthly users we do, so have executed better in a number of ways:

Their native ads provide much more targeting.

Per-post metrics.

Lists and communities.

Direct Messaging. (Though theirs is still not great.)

Much more robust and real-time search.

They did livestreaming first.

Their apps and web QA seem more stable. I've never experienced an app crash there.

It's easier to navigate RTs and comment/reply to them than reblogs.

What did I miss?

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fuck man what’s it all mean¿am I standing too close or too far away;whilst where i am meant to be is far too likely only accessible in a dimension accessed with that which i do not possess.

if I’m being honest this all hurts more than I’ll let on. But here’s a run on of a run off of an incredibly incoherent statement(s) in which perhaps you will not always lay your agreement’s parallel with my own. Anyway I save this existential ramble especially just for this vague nonsensical/linear algorithm/platform! Unconventionally complex concepts- harmed only by the harmful intents of ignorance? love it or leave it can’t live with it can’t live without it! kudos if you can keep up between grammatical errors, and having to settle…and jump back..and forth… between wether i should get on with wiping on all the fake smiles and/or just hope(sit hand in hand with my delusions) that if i pretend long enough maybe soon things will feel okay perhaps just even a little bit..that would sure be swell, I might be inclined to explore the ability to untwist the knots in my stomach and untangle myself from expectations and capacities I may never truly behold. Would I be let down and changed or lay waste to the sense of urgency to accomplish that which never ceases to end(greed brewed into every breath(longer than we can comprehend really)) the constant hovering ideals that have me in a choke hold from time to time. To the point where I feel like a huge facade. Or maybe we all are because originality will always inspire something original, right? is that how it works? the seemingly inferior party(really just born without that deeply rooted code that attachment, entitlement, and justification are inherently correct (& totally righteous))can’t possibly hold the same magnitudes as one with the world at their fingertips(he who is inherently and audaciously wrong in the practice of previously outlined “code” of “ideals”)….The ideals aren’t even mine they were just hidden under my skin like glass shards- when you start to consider you want to remove them you’re likely just pushing them deeper into your flesh-all in one motion. This must be why even as innocence surrounds us entirely within our introduction of the natural world and the undying desire for reconciliation/redemption/conquest/understanding the unknown… the world/planet/creator knows that is when all the most powerful lessons and messages imbed with our recycled life force and borrowed time to create the human body mind spirit- mean the most to this detrimental little blip of existence.

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Ingin Belajar Bisnis Property Real Estate dan Perumahan? Ikuti 5 tips berikut ini

Perkenalkan. Saya David, pemilik dan penulis di Blog ini. Sebagai konsultan perencana property dan perumahan, penulis memiliki pengalaman lebih dari 12 tahun di bidang real estate property dan perumahan dan pernah bekerja di developer property yang membangun landed house /perumahan horizontal. Seringkali penulis bertemu dengan klien-klien yang baru pertama kali memulai bisnis menjadi developer property perumahan, melakukan berbagai macam kesalahan yang sebenarnya bisa dihindari, atau melakukan langkah-langkah strategi yang kurang tepat dalam memulai bisnis property dan perumahan.  Penulis juga seringkali bertemu dengan calon developer klien penulis yang juga tampak lebih mantap dan matang dalam menjalankan bisnisnya dibanding dengan developer-developer lain yang jauh lebih tua usianya.

Kalau kamu bisa menghindarinya atau melakukan strategi yang lebih tepat, penulis yakin kamu bisa lebih siap dalam membangun bisnis property yang lebih kokoh dan tumbuh lebih cepat kedepannya.

Tips #1 - Mulailah dari lahan yang kecil dan project yang sederhana terlebih dahulu

Apakah itu tanah milik orang tua atau keluarga besar, lahan kosong dekat rumah,  tanah yang dijual oleh teman atau kerabat. Tidak perlu terlalu besar. Lahan 500 -2000 m2 cocok untuk digunakan sebagai laboratorium project perumahan pertama kamu.  Yang pastinya kamu juga tahu dan kenal dengan baik lingkungan disekitar project kamu.

Tips #2 - Persiapkan Modal

Semakin besar lahan yang akan kamu garap, semakin besar modal yang diperlukan untuk memulai project property perumahan kamu. Terkadang tanah yang akan digarap tidak harus kamu beli/akuisisi. Kalau si pemilik tanah berkenan, kamu bisa mengajaknya menjadi stakeholder dengan menyertakan tanahnya sebagai bagian dari modal usaha atau dibuat skema kerjasama.

Gunakan link/network yang kamu miliki. Kumpulkan rekan, keluarga, sahabat yang memiliki modal lalu buat skema bagi hasil. Kalau untung dinikmati bersama, kalau rugi juga siap tanggung  bersama.

"There is no disgrace in honest failure. There is disgrace in fearing to fail" – Henry Ford

Tips #3 - Rekrut/Hire expert dan ahli di bidang-bidang terkait

Paling tidak ada 3-4 ahli di bidangnya yang perlu kamu rekrut atau hire dan perlu ada di tim kamu :

1. Ahli dalam akusisi/pembelian tanah serta perizinan. Bisa  urus balik nama, IMB, paham Pajak-pajak jual beli tanah dan mengerti seluk beluk tentang aturan hukum  agraria dan pertanahan. Baiknya juga pandai dalam mengelola hubungan dengan pemilik tanah dan masyarakat sekitar. Mereka kadang merangkap sebagai tokoh masyarakat atau memiliki kemampuan sosial yang tinggi dalam bermasyarakat.

2. Ahli dalam Konstruksi dan Perencanaan Pembangunan. Biasanya ada 2 yang perlu kamu punya. Konsultan dan Kontraktor. Konsultan (arsitek) memberikan pengalaman nya dalam mendesain, merencanakan siteplan, dan mengestimasi cost biaya bangun untuk produk unit rumah kamu beserta bangunan penunjang lainnya. Kontraktor (bisa juga mandor) melaksanakan pembangunannya dengan memanage tenaga dan material agar mewujudkan rencana desain yang telah dibuat oleh konsultan (arsitek)  

3. Ahli dalam menjual unit rumah yang akan kamu bangun (Sales Agent). Dengan menggunakan hasil produk dari konsultan (arsitek) kadang bangunan yang belum jadi pun bisa dijual dan calon konsumen bisa kamu yakinkan bahwa ini adalah project perumahan yang serius akan terbangun. Sales agent yang expert bahkan bisa menghubungkan kamu dengan bank-bank yang bisa memberikan kredit KPR bagi calon-calon konsumen yang nanti akan membeli produk perumahan yang akan kamu bangun.

Tips #4 - Akuisisi-Bangun-Jual

Rencanakan 3 langkah ini dengan matang. Buat Bisnis Plan sederhana. Hitung dengan teliti, berapa unit rumah yang bisa kamu bangun, berapa harga rumah sekitaran dengan luas tanah dan tipe bagunan minimum bisa kamu jual, berapa cost ahli-ahli diatas, berapa banyak tim/orang personel yang dibutuhkan beserta operasional kantornya serta berapa lama target perumahan ini akan selesai. Kuncinya ada di harga akuisisi. Jangan sampai harga pembelian tanah terlalu mahal.

Ada jutaan keluarga yang selalu membutuhkan rumah setiap tahunnya. Pastikan apa yang kamu bangun memberikan value lebih, desain kualitas bangunan baik, serta harga yang masih masuk dengan segmen pembeli yang kamu target.

Tips #5 - Hindari Dana Bank sebagai modal awal!

Ini penting banget. Sebagai developer / pebisnis property pemula (bahkan yang sudah berpengalaman expert sekalipun) resiko akuisisi macet, konstruksi lambat, penjualan berat dan masalah-masalah lain rentan terjadi. Penulis sangat teramat menyarankan untuk tidak menggunakan dana Bank sebagai Modal di awal.

Jangan pernah percaya seminar-seminar bisnis property/perumahan tanpa modal. Karena sepengalaman penulis, in the end cara tersebut hanya akan menguntungkan perbankan dan membuat bisnis kamu tidak akan feasible/menguntungkan. Seminar tanpa modal semacam itu seringkali menyarankan menggadaikan sertifikat tanah yang kamu sudah akusisi. Margin bunga yang tinggi dari nilai tanah inilah yang akan membuat keuntungan kamu habis tergerus di Cost of Fund. Penggunaan dana bank baik untuk akusisi lahan atau mengambil kredit konstruksi untuk pembangunan is a big no-no.

Namun bila customer kamu ingin membeli menggunakan KPR, dan dana KPR itu bisa cair sebelum kamu serah terimakan si unit rumah go ahead. Karena lebih dari 70% pembelian property perumahan di Indonesia masih menggunakan KPR selain Cash dan Cash Bertahap.

Salah satu kunci penting bisnis property perumahan semakin lama waktu berjalan, nilai tanah semakin tinggi. Kalaupun rencana penjualan kamu meleset, in the end nilai property kamu tetap naik dan harga unit rumah kamu akan semakin meningkat, Kenaikan harga property ini akan menjadi benefit tersendiri, namun tetap tidak akan dapat melawan bunga bank per tahun yang semakin lama semakin besar bila kamu menjadikan dana bank sebagai modal di awal.

Mulai Action! Segera!

Semua yang direncanakan tidak akan terwujud bila tidak segera dimulai. Dengan tips-tips diatas, penulis yakin  kamu bisa lebih siap dan matang dalam memulai bisnis property perumahan. Kalau kamu belum menemukan Konsultan Jasa Desain Arsitek untuk Bisnis Property Real Estate dan Perumahan kamu Feel free to ask via pesan or pertanyaan dibawah artikel ini, cek website kami, or Whatsapp kami di 0813 9886 2206. Good Luck!

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THEY ARE SO FUCKING CONFUSED MOCKING FLIRTING.

Micah is clever but he is shit at flirting, Bill can never tell if Micah is mocking or what, and he himself is shit at flirting too so when he tries to flirt back, Micah is a little confused too. They’re both just “?” But into it.

GOD. THERE ARE SO MANY CLIPS OF THEM INTERACTING WHERE BILL’S BLUNTNESS AND MICAH’S SMUGNESS MAKES ME WANNA SQUEAL.

I also wanna put this clip here. Micah’s voice is so low and… yearning. Bill being Bill doesn’t follow and makes Micah double down and assert he is being honest (which is special to me. Micah doesn’t seem to admit how he is feeling, his personal inner thought, or intent that often. I can explain that further another time. It is long and convoluted what I mean by that).

I can just imagine Micah’s smirk going flat as he stares Bill down and is like “I’m being genuine, Bill. You look so good.”

(I can’t imbed the video myself so I must link to a TikTok).

i am intrigued in micah x bill (belliamson? bicah??) but does vigorous fucking accidentally result of both finding a reason to live and becoming better people or do they make each other worse?? is it a fling or do they catch feels?? i want the tea on your take

Haha well my take depends on what media is present. The ship is so under appreciated that I just agree with whatever media I can find. I do love the existence of multiple takes on a ship! diversify in a fandom breeds innovation and community. I will tell you my take on what you outlined.

- one interpretation I have seen is the idea that they started some sort of gay sex truce and accidentally became closer because of it. I constantly think back to Micah openly telling Bill he looks nice and doubling down that he is being honest when Bill says he doesn’t believe what he says. ^.^ this was my catalyst for the ship.

Micah (semi-closeted bisexual?) and Bill (closeted gay) agreeing to have sex together also makes sense because although Micah and Bill snap teeth at each other often, I feel like Bill is the closest person (who isn’t Dutch) Micah has. Micah is not exactly Bill’s friend, but Micah and Bill could bond if they were drunk. Maybe they bond over being bootlickers to Dutch, who knows!

- as for if their friend with benefits situation makes them better or worse people is up to the person shipping them. I like both takes!

I don’t think either of them would inherently fix the other magically, but I can see having someone in your corner for Micah and Bill would be ground breaking because both of them have been pretty lonely whether they admit it or not. I can see both of them making small, slow efforts to not piss off the other as much. Micah stops kicking Cain because Bill REALLY hated that. Now Micah just jealously stink eyes the dog whenever he’s getting all of Bill’s attention. Bill is an asshole in his own way but he isn’t as openly antagonizing as Micah is (seriously, he is a whole other level of stirring the plot). Bill is maybe more honest and believing of Micah when Micah gives him crumbs of kindness, like compliments. The both of them need to open up and make a modicum of effort to maintain a friendship.

I haven’t seen a lot of media around Bill x Micah resulting in them improving into better people. I would be interested to see some if people find it.

- the interpretation I enjoy a lot is them being two guys who revel in their cruddy behavior because the entire gang tolerated them at best. Instead of improving as people, they accept that having this asshole as a fuck-buddy buddy is better than being alone. They aren’t better as people, their asshole behavior is just consolidated on other people as opposed to each other.

Bill and Micah being buddies came to me during the coach robbery in chapter 4. I really liked their dynamic with Arthur and how Micah + Bill could team up and make fun of Arthur because they both dislike him, but at the same time Bill could agree with Arthur to call Micah out on his gross behavior, vise versa, Micah and Arthur can agree and poke fun at Bill to get the hothead to take the bait and make a fool of himself. Perhaps Mr. Black and Mr. White is a comparison that isn’t too far off; Micah and Bill will argue and squabble but in the end they like the other person’s guts.

- as for fling vs serious, I think Micah would firmly be opposed to a serious relationship. If he were to soften to the idea of it, it would have to be after a lot of time and many small catalysts to initiate changes in him. Little domino trails that eventually lead to Micah opening himself to real connection. It definitely was a fling initially. I mean… look at Bill. He is a walking rainbow flag saying “please. I need to be bedded.” Micah is no fool and he knows if he plays his cards right, he could get a sweet deal out of the situation. Even if their situationship turned out to be mediocre, it beats lonely masturbation and Micah making a fool of himself trying to flirt with Sadie, Abigail, Susan, and Mary.