#if i was more creative i'll do this with all the dorms lol

[greenapplebling]

*talking about fictional crushes part 2*

Cater, smugly: I can't help but notice that you guys keep mentioning redheads. I can't help but notice~

Ace: Listen, I didn't realize before but I'm looking at my list-

Kalim: Cater, they said smart and redheaded

Cater: *snorts* Damn, Kalim...

***

Ace: Did you guys watch Ben 10?

Trey: Gwen?

Ace: Yeah! Again, smart, redhead, can kick my ass-

Cater: Wow, masochist much?

Ace: I like them feisty, man. I love someone that hates me...

Everyone: ...

Cater: Riddle-

Ace: I'ma stop you right there

Ace: *coughing* Anyway, like Gwen, I usually like the smart ones

Kalim: Is it bc they balance you out?

Ace: Coming from the airhead?!!

Jamil: The pot calling the kettle black?

Ace: A dumb bitch calling another dumb bitch dumb bitch?!

Trey: The fire is coming from inside the house...

Kalim: So mean...

***

Trey: Wait- Kalim, are you into goth boys?

Kalim, panicking: Nonono, listen-

Cater: You've been making fun of him for liking big tiddy goth gfs and now he's getting back at you

Kalim: LISTEN, listen! I'm not into goth boys, I'm actually into a very specific hairstyle... Okay, like, bangs? Bangs, bangs, bangs make me feel some sort of way...

Cater: *nods* That feels on brand with you

Kalim: ??