#if i wanted to dance and sing at the same time i wouldve done musical theater instead of choir idiot

[tamaharu]

love the girl trying to choreograph our choir stuff asking us to bring in sunglasses as if half the choir doesnt wear glasses

[minkkumaz]

HI OMIIII!!! im skipping out a few extra days of school, i know the stress is gonna catch up to me once i get back (hopefully not.) but!!

ive been using my notes app alot recently.. i had to lock them cause it was just full of ideas abt bonedo ^^;

before i get into that,, someone stopped me in one of my classes and asked me abt the woonhak pc i had in my school ID. i got a bit nervous and i waved them off and gatekept them on accident.. i was literally abt to say “the loml” but i felt like that’d be too absurd to say to someone i just met..

i have another friend in one of my classes who also wanted to know who was on my lockscreen (it was taesan!!) but i told them i wouldve rambled and we wouldnt get our work done.. hopefully we have a freeday in that class so i can introduce them to boynextdoor LMAO

ive just been zoning out in class looking at my woonhak PC.. i love love love woonhak so much id give my soul and anything just to see more content of him being happy w the other members :(

but at the same time ive just been thinking abt woonhaks gf privileges.. >> (starts sobbing)

woonhak who slowly falls inlove with the pretty student in his class and does his best to appeal to her.. 💔

woonhak who overheard the reader and her friends talk about their types in guys.. smart guys? he’ll volunteer to answer every question the teacher asks. athletic guys? funny, cause he’ll 100% become a tryhard during gym… cute guys? his members already compliment him on his cuteness!

woonhak who tries keeping his crush a secret, but fails when jaehyun finds his notesapp open to see a list of ways to woo the reader over..

woonhak who dedicates writing the WHO album about the reader.

woonhak who finally has the courage to ask the reader out.. but when the day comes he finds out he has rehearsals. but no fret!! reader would love to watch him practice his singing & dancing.

bonedo members who love to steal glances at the reader and tease woonhak as much but as quietly as they could

bonedo members who easily warm up to the reader and starts inviting her whenever they could to hang out

jaehyun who remembers how woonhak forbade him from touching his sideburns.. but to his surprise he sees the reader twirling them and playing with his hair.

sungho who remembers how woonhak would get annoyed if someone were to notify him even if he was on do not disturb.. he walks by woonhaks phone to see it light up continuously with messages from the reader, he soon finds out woonhak has a special setting on his phone for the reader to bypass the do not disturb feature.

leehan who stumbles upon woonhak and the reader taking a nap on the couch wrapped in a blanket, her body resting on top of his.. but he swears he recalls woonhak exclaiming his distaste for people sharing (stealing as what he would call it) his blanket.

riwoo who hears a genre of music he’s never heard woonhak listen to in all his life.. when he questions it he finds out the reader recommended it… riwoo scoffs jokingly, reminiscing on how he recommended he exact same song months ago

taesan who once asked woonhak to run to the convenience store late at night for some movie night snacks, but was met with refusal. a week later he spots woonhak putting on a coat to head out around 10PM.. “Y/N wants to take a walk together!” he says.

bonedo boys who watch the reader and woonhak slowly fall inlove as they continued to show their endless support (despite the fact woonhak has never given them such privileges..)

GRGRGGRGRHR I LOVE U WOONHAKK :((((

-🍉

HELLO MELONN its nice to hear from you always hehe. please get so much rest on your time away from school, you deserve it! if you get a lot of homework make sure to space it out :)

and omg if someone asked me about kpop at school id probably die. theres this kid in one of my classes that mocks me and my friend for liking kpop and its so annoying!

but yes, your woonhak thoughts are always welcome here :3 at the beginning of the year when teachers had us do 'about me's' i always put yungyu as one of my favorite things LOLL

woonhak would 100% give so much gf privilege its actually crazy. he can act like hes not cute all he wants but he will always be readers cutie patootie! AND HIM DOING THE ABSOLUTE MOST IS SO TRUEE his favorite subject is yn<3

also leehan catching them cuddling it up is so adorable wtf i need me some woonhak cuddles><

youre so cute melon anon seeing how in love with woonhak you are HEHE i love hearing ur thoughts ^_^

[duckduckngoose]

Why the egg did absolutely nothing wrong and is actually good for the server

The egg infact, has taken a total of zero canon lives. Unlike several dsmp members who are seen as ‘better people than the egg’. If the egg was truely evil it wouldve done murder at least once. Also none of the eggpire members have taken a life from someone. They havent gotten close either.

The egg might have been planning to kill Tommy, but he was very much killed by Dream instead. Heck he didnt even stay dead! He got revived like 3 days later! He’s alive (and not doing so well) and you cant blame the egg for it. He even was allowed to take a piece from the egg itself.

An eggpire might have hired someone to kill Puffy but shes doing perfectly fine! There hasnt even been an attempt from the hired person to kill her! Heck she didnt even die and get revived from different causes like Tommy!

The egg might have trapped people though. But it was completely their fault for standing in the wrong spot! Sam shouldnt have stood on a table to hug someone he should have just done it on the floor like a normal person! Ranboo didnt have to jump on the table he couldve just walked around it.

Hannah and Ponk both got trapped aswell but they like the egg now! It was probaly just needed to simply convince them! Plus they even seem happy with the egg now.

Fundy got trapped too but he escaped really fast, he didnt even have any big harm to him! And Skeppy even choose to get trapped with it!

And heck, being trapped with the egg might have not even have been that bad! Its just sitting in a small space where the egg talks in reverse to you! It probaly even the dream of many people to do that! Its like 7 minutes in heaven!

The egg might have done some mind control though. But the people loved the egg when it did it. Plus most of them got what they wanted. Skeppy got to protect his friends, Bad has Skeppy now (he isnt really himself, but who is?), Antfrost has what he wants and everyone else too!

Okay my first point might havent been exactly true. Since it killed like a dozen of people back when Sir Billiam was alive. But the egg didnt do it by itsself the people themselves did it. It might have been eating the people but it was Billiam’s and Butler’s choice to do it! They could have just stopped any time! But they loved the egg and continued helping it grow and exist. They must have been so kind. (Billiam might have been killing people but wouldnt he do the same without the egg?) So once again; the egg did nothing wrong!

The eggs plans are even friendly! It just wants to bring them toghether like a happy family! It might use possesion, but the people possesed by it are happy toghether so it doesnt even matter! I mean in the musical ‘the guy who didnt like musicals’ everyone was happy when they all got possesed too right? They where all dancing and singing it was amazing!

And arent the vines just beautiful? Like look at them their so lovely! If you dont like them just look a bit longer and eventually youll love them! Just like how much the eggpire members (and I) love them!

The egg itself looks so good too! It has such a pretty color scheme consisting of; red, red ,red ,red and even more red! Its so pretty! Heck it even makes other people pretty by draining away bad colors and replacing them with the beautiful red shade of the egg!

The egg will even host a banquet and everyone is invited! That never happend before! Like people have thrown festivals but they always excluded at least two people. And they always ended up in disaster! But the red banquet wont! After all no-one can make any more chaos if they have all joined the egg!

So thats my short essay on why the egg is absolutely good, amazing, and the best thing that happend in the server yet!

End note: yeah this isnt serious at all, i just wrote 700 words ab why the egg is good bc i thought it would be funny. Heck i dont even think this thing has any chance to be good i was just bored and wanted to practice lying

[ecl1pse]

i’m finally watching last night’s mama performances n miss boaaaaa. she truly never disappoints. her intro for better made me EMOTIONAL. taemin in the bench with the flowers 😢 n then performing only one with her 😭 funny how only NOW are people catching upwith what she has been doing for 20 years. queen of k-pop indeed!!!!

taemin’s performance of criminal + heaven + idea was so delectable. altho i wish he had performed the entirety of heaven. or at least a full verse! this was his show, bitch was fucking flying on stage n singing. perhaps angels are real.

twice’s cry for me was so immaculate!!! i wish their more & more + i can’t stop me stage had been THAT good, bc even tho their performance was pique, the stage outfits were kinda ugly n the transition from one song to the other was lil awkward imo. but cry for me??? perfect. even the graphics worked perfectly

on the other hand watching got7’s performances was frustrating. again, the guys did an amazing job, like, perfect. award worthy. but the outfits looked kinda cheap imo n yet again jype deserves jail for not capitalizing on their talents. the graphics were much better in not by the moon than i can’t stop be tho.

monsta x performing love killa on those suits was 👌👌👌 but suffocating at the same time omg. i cannot imagine how one must feel after dancing n singing like that in a thick three piece suit.

all of the nct performances were great but i fucking KNEW resonance was just a mix for mama. no fucking clue was sm decided to release it on its own. wayv dancing in the rain?? amazing. watching jisung sitting by the sidelines on his own lil bike during ridin’ hurt, i won’t lie 😭 i hope his recovery is going well. marky in his solo during kick it....damn, he really does fill that stage on his own. taeyong fucking FLYING?! performers. they are performers, all of them perform. we will not be speaking about johnny being shirtless on stage again, but thank you for contributing to the free the nipple agenda, sir. jungwoo absolutely owned his part lil solo in resonance!! i’m so proud of how good he has been doing despite taking a long hiatus last year. i’m saving the from home performance for alter bc i know that shit’s gonna make me cry 🥲 i already saw a few clips here n there n i know i’m not ready

those are the only performances i’ve watched so far bc i’m not that interested in the rest. there were too many biy groups n not enough girl groups imo. where were apink to perform dumhdurum??? one of the best come backs of the year??? what about ITZYYYYY??? do you know how good the wannabe stage wouldve been?? IMMACULATE!! no gfriend either!! a mago performance would’ve been so magical!! y’all could’ve done a miley cyrus w a discoball like in the mv 😒😒 instead they had (from what i’m seeing) oh my girl n g idle perform summer songs. during winter!!! g idle couldve at least done oh my god, their better release this year. also, no chungha or sunmi?? no loona to pump it up!! n ooh la la a wae a wae a wae. this is why i didn’t stay up to watch y’all’s six hour music show. the lack of red velvet rly shows too. like, ik wendy is mostly out of commission still, but seulgi has been doing a great job of covering her parts!! or they could’ve worked something out like they did with nct dream!! at least have irene & seulgi perform monster / naughty.

but i the again...mnet is so shitty n mama so rigged. i get why none of them would want to show up n give them otherworldly performances only to be paid dust 😑

also also!! i heard that behind the scenes the whole thing was a disaster of its own w the artists not getting their own waiting rooms n having to wait on the parking lot?!?!! bullshit!!! were they left that poor by the whole produce scandal that they couldn’t afford some dressing rooms or trailers OR ANYTHING?!!!?? 😑😑 i hope no one relevant shows up next year or the next until they get their shit together

[cowardlytrait]

☀ 100 questions no one really asks ☀

i was tagged by @batsysims , thank you ! 😊

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

i sleep with it closed !! it’s mainly so one of my younger sisters doesn’t go in there tbh 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i’ve never actually stayed at a hotel so no djghdfgbd

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out?? whenever i do sleep with a sheet on my bed, because i tend to not remake my bed so i generally sleep without a sheet for a while which i know isnt good for you so im trying to break that :/ 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? i considered it once, bc i was walking to my friends place on new years eve and i saw a street sign that fell in a storm , and i almost took it.. except i still had 10 more mins until i got to her house , and i didnt want to have the possibility of getting caught . also ?? idk how  i wouldve brought it home on the bus 

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?  y e! but i dont use them enough ngl 

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? nah, but my mom does that v often . and i often have a bunch of coupon reciepts / punch cards from different places that i always forget about 

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? i have a few !! primarily on my arms and legs, and a few on my face,, i never really had many until last year 

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? yes?? im p bad at smiling for photos tho ngl 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when someone asks me to do something, and then i say sure.. and then they repeat it like 2 mins later and im like.. fa m, now i dont wanna 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? sometimes ! a lot of the time i end up focusing on not stepping on cracks tho?? idk it’s a weird habit i started sometime last year that im trying not to do 

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nah

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nah 

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? sometimes yeah ! i tend to if im dancing with one of my siblings tho , like just grabbing their hands and making them dance with me 

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yupyupyupyup :/

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? 0 x 0 = 0 

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? a single? i dk it’s small and sucks ng l 

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? u  h h h  h h h  , probably are we there yet?  - ingrid michaelson 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yupyup! ! ! 

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? yup ! voltron is actually currently one of my favorite shows , but i also watch su and several other cartoons ! i also watch anime when i feel like it but not as often as i used to 

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? minions 

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? idek ?? defos not anywhere in this town that’s fo sure 

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? depends ! sometimes water, sometimes milk, sometimes juice. but generally i try to avoid drinking anything while eating and have a drink afterwards

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? i usually dont dip them in anything , but depending on my mood: mayo or ketchup 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? pizza ! 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? u h h , titan ae , the fifth element, any barbie movies and more tbh 

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? i cant remember? i probably kissed my brother on the forehead but idk 

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? i wrote a letter in my friends’ birthday cards. 

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope : /

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? djhsd i dont even have my G2 yet and cant even drive so o o 

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope 

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? meat, pickles, and cheese 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? toast + chocolate milk 

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? 11 or 12 (altho my sleeping schedule has been fucked for the past week) 

37. ARE YOU LAZY? lmao yeah 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was once a goth fairy, a dead nerd and a lady bug ! those are the ones i remember off the top of my head fgjfdgd 

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? tiger ! 

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? i can only speak english, but i have a vague understanding of french 

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nope

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? wtf are lincoln logs  update: i’ve never played with lincoln logs in my life so legos 

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? very

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? ?? idk 

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? when i was younger and my mom would ,yup 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? very ! 

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yup ! often when me and 3 of my friends hand out we will drive around and listen to musicals + other music ! 

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? if im listening to music yuppers ! 

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? same as 47 ^ 

50. EVER USED A GUN? nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? last se

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? sometimes, but i still really enjoy them so !! 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? oh boi yeah, esp because of all the kids in my house + my mom’s family, and this year i’ll be dog sitting around that time so this year is gonna be f u n 

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? not authentic ones, but yeah ! altho im allergic to potatoes so i dont eat them v much at all anymore 

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? i dont like pie actually :/

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? i always wanted to be a teacher ! since like grade 3, but now i want to be a graphic designer , but tbh being a history teacher would be fun as well ! 

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yeah i do 

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? all the time 

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? nah :/  i probs should lmao 

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nope 

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? nah 

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? justin bieber in grade 8 i think ?? 

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart bc there’s no more targets in canada.. otherwise, target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? niether 

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos... idk what fritos are lmao 

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? neither tbh 

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? no 

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? i wanted to but never did “/

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? idk ?? 

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? i dont think so ? 

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? i think i was in one once?? but i dont remember it ?? did i win who knows

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? oh yeah boi 

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope,  but my dad owns a lot !  

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? my dad does ! 

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? nah, but my mom does ! 

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? i think so? ? 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? real friends, hanson, set it off and more tbh 

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? same as 63

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! !

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies !! 

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? nah lmao im shit 

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yup

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends ! im p patient with kids, but have no patience when it comes to being late or waiting on someone. 

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band probs

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? i once won a 4ft cat in the hat from my local short stop when i was 4 

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nah  89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? neither 

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i learned how to crochet once?? but i forgot it so neither lmao 

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? livingroom or bedroom 

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? sort off? ?

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? no

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? uh  h h  m  , currently crushing on someone actually lmao 

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? no?? 

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nope 

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yup ! ! 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? pink !! ! ! ! !  !

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sort off?? i miss my old best friend and i feel sort of disconnected rn with everyone

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? uhhh , idk who’s done this so i guess @geekmoodlet @maimouth @applezingsims @simprising @shook-sims if you’ve already done it then just ignore this ! ! ! 😝