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mothric · 2 years

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literally every week for the past month a different friend has gotten into a relationship which makes four in a row and while I am happy for all of them what the Fuck is in the air

#chemicals in the water??? turning the freakin frogs allo?????#good job but also are yall ok. are you sure you're not pawns in a government conspiracy #if i hear about a fifth one next week i am buying tinfoil to make little hats out of #i'm not 100% convinced there isnt some corporate mind control scheme at play to get more people to buy valentines day merch #jan 2023

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