#if i had a nickel for every time i'd developed a short intense homoerotic bond with a guy who promised me an out from The Horrors
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rounding up all princes on white horses and leading them straight to the glue factory
#:)#if i had a nickel for every time i'd developed a short intense homoerotic bond with a guy who promised me an out from The Horrors#and then said guy immediately disappears from my life without a trace i'd have two nickels#which is actually only weird in that this is exclusively how i intersect with romance lmao#anyway this is the closest you're getting to teenage pochapal deeplore because i got ghosted and im vulnerable#gonna make sure for the love of god boy number three doesn't have a shred of a savior complex#my true love will be wet and pathetic and i will put him in saw traps for fun and i will never get burned again <3
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