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these books are bad actually because they're making me want to play dbh again
#i just lov..... killer robot ( ⫪◒⫪)#especially killer robots with crippling social anxiety that are nonetheless Extremely‚ Deadly Competent#if i had a nickel for every time blah blah blah#this has been a post#chi reads murderbot#chi liveblogs
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The “my adoptive dad left me to obsess over a promising japanese young gay that sparks his creative genius even though I’m the one who spent years training to follow in his footsteps so now I’m going to make that promising young gay’s life hell” blond goth squad
#If I had a nickel for every time blah blah I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice and so on lmao#mello (death note)#mihael keehl#yurio (yuri on ice)#yuri plisetsky#death not#yuri on ice#dn#yoi
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this is the only way i can combine my interests rn but like. pookie
#tomee talks#if i had a nickel for every time i took a strong interest in a youtuber born in 1990 in a year ending in 4 i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but blah blah blah you get it#i'll try to be a little more normal abt it this time. emphasis on ''try''
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i didn’t mean for this to happen it just sort of did…
#hayden christensen#ryan gosling#if i had a nickel every time blah blah blah#i’d have two nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#guess i have a type huh
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need to see pre-confession pining mess dion intensely & obliviously mooning after terence arghhhh
#pre-confession maybe he doesn't understand what he feels about terence but it's A Lot and he feels A Lot of it#i neeeeeed for dion to see a Smart Match For Terence merely breathe in terence's direction and for him to >:( >:( ... :(#it's all very internal and tumultuous and utterly ludicrous tho#dion like 'terence is kind and thoughtful and truly gallant of course ppl would be interested. i should be glad for his happiness-#-unrelated i sense a darkness growing in me.'#'literary genius'. maybe go write some poems or elusive jump about it and then you'll calm down#thinking abt terence hearing the Worst News Ever & delicately putting his fingertips on the tabletop vs dion manhandling a guy#terence: understands his own innermost feelings & troubles and takes them in stride#dion: punches a table and has to go stand in the corner#god ultimania is So Right he /would/ take a deadly blow for terence Before the love confessions. it's the only thing dramatic enough#perhaps dion is a jealous lover and his most hated rival is death. idk#if i had a nickel for every time dion was like 'actually terence isn't allowed to die i didn't sign the permission slip'#blah blah you know the rest but that's just the times we know abt officially
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things ive now seen on twitter:
bakugo being fucked by a wasp
bakugo IS a wasp and he's being fucked
#if i had a nickel for every time ive seen bakugo wasp p*rn... i'd have two nickels#which isn't a lot but.. blah blah blah u get it#up there with toji f*cking the worm#anyway don't ask me what i'm doing rn#edit: oh my bad he's actually a BEE#caitie blabs
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Why do they keep giving dog food to suicidal characters, is that a phenomenon worth investigating?
#every time i had a nickel blah blah blah yk what I'll say#I'd have two nickels.... what's up with that#bc it is weird that it happened (at least) twice right#johnny's silly rambles
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Learning that I'm blocked by popular gifmaking blogs on this website is always a delight. I really don't think I'm hugely annoying/offensive so I can only assume that my tags about Shohei Ohtani RPF were the reason I was banished to the shadow realm
#Blah blah blah if I had a nickel for every time I would have 2 nickels#For the record the OP of the post with the tags I referenced has not blocked me...I think#It was someone different and happened when I was trying to reblog a giftset from someone else's blog#But yeah more likely it was probably that Will Smith post I made during the Oscars#Y'all should've seen the hate mail I got for that lol what a wild time#Seta Speaks
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The HOMOE Masterpost
Shoutout to @butchbarneygumble for oking me to steal this idea from their Moeney Masterpost! Go peep that btw.
I see almost no one acknowledge all the gay shit these two have going on so i have to ship them all by myself and honestly that's unacceptable given how much this show implies between them. And with a ship name like Homoe? You have got to be kidding me they were handed to me on a golden fucking plater.
Blah blah i know these are jokes or w/e but its a show, no one here is real, you are not affected by me wanting these middle aged men to kiss each other (more than they already do) so lets get on with it!
This is currently only clips from the show, i will go through the comics/books/etc. if anything's hidden in there and ill add it to this post in the future.
This is gonna be a long post so everything is gonna be under the cut.
Episode: (S2E11) One Fish, Two Fish, Blow Fish, Blue Fish
Homer Kisses Moe. Moe responds with "not in public". So in private then?
H: Oh words wont do it- I love you Moe M: Not in public
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Episode: (S8E3) The Homer they Fall
Just this whole episode.
H: Are you an angel? M: Yes Homer, Im an angel. All us angles wear Farah slacks. H: But you stopped the fight. Wont everyone be mad at you? M: Eh, lettem be mad. The only thing that matters to me is your'e safe. - D: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
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Episode: (S9E16) Dumbbell Indemnity
Dancing together + hints throughout. "if you squint" kinda stuff but ill take my breadcrumbs.
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Episode: (S11E6) Hello Gutter Hello Fadder
Homer and Moe consider one another life partners.
Ma: Well, the one sure cure for the blues is to talk it over with your life partner. H: You're right! - H: I cant believe it Moe. The greatest feet of my life is already forgotten. M: Geez, Homer. I never seen ya this depressed. As your life partner, Im very worried.
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Episode: (S11E10) Little Big Mom
When Lisa calls the tavern, Moe asks if Homer is going to another bar like its a cheating situation. Look at me however you want that's how im taking this. Moe's clingy.
M: Hey uh- is Homer there? L: No, he isn't. I dont know where he is. M: Im a little worried. He usually stops in for an eye opener on the way to work. L: He told us he'd been going to the gym. M: Uhahaha- Wow. Anyway, you dont think he could be at another bar do ya? Because i couldnt take that- i- i just couldnt. *crying*
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Episode: (S11E16) Pygmoelian
Homer tells Moe his acting is a turn on.
M: The one hole ive never been able to fix is the one in my soul. H: That was amazing Moe. Im actually a little turned on. M: Yeah, hey i gotta gift.
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Episode: (S16E7) Mommie Beerest
The thing i dont say is that i primarily ship all three of them together especially during late seasons. Reading "Moe takes the place of marge" jokes as shippy is- a bit of a stretch? whatever, it includes Moe telling Homer "i love you" and Homer calling Moe "Honey".
H: What would Marge say? M: Do whatever you have to do to save Moe's. I love my Homie. H: Ok honey, ill do it! Ma: What's going on here? M: Nothin- Nothing.
Also Homer and Moe sharing a bed 1/2.
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Episode: (S17E5) Marge's Son Poisoning
If i had a nickel for every time Moe and Homer were called life partners id have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice. (This has to be a lie, im certain there is a third time this has happened, i have yet to find it again) "They're lying, they're trying to hustle" um stfu- idc that's his life partner. he said so.
RT: God dern it son- what tha hell kinna sissy are you? M: Hey are you calling my life partner a sissy? Cause a hundred bucks says he could whoop you in arm wrestling.
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Episode: (S18E6: Moe n' a Lisa)
Moe tells Homer he loves him.
H: Seriously Moe, I think you have a gift. M: Thanks Homer, I love you man. H: OoooOH you love a man.
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Episode: (S20E8) The Burns and The Bees
Moe explains bees having sex to Homer and Homer thinks Moe is talking about the two of them.
H: But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species? M: Actually Homer *whispering* H: *gasp* You and me? M: No. The bees. H: Oh! Yeah yeah. That's what i meant too. I... have no... inclination...
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Episode: (S21E30 The Great Wife Hope)
Moe takes Homer dressed as Marge to his class reunion. He says he took Barney the year before.
M: Lets go Marge. My class reunion starts in an hour. H: Uh, Moe, i have a confession to make. Im just Homer dressed as Marge. M: Yeah, but last year i took Barney dressed as Marge. Think how much better they'll think you look. Hmm? H: Well you better not leave me and talk to your old friends all night. M: Keep talkin like that and ill leave ya here right now.
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Episode: (S21E21) Moe Letter Blues
Homer kisses Moe.
H: Moe, i dont know rather to punch you or kiss you. So im gonna do both.
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Episode: (S24E2) Treehouse of Horror XXIV
Look, i know its a demon that looks like Moe and NOT Moe. But cmon what was this???
H: Listen, pal, you seem like an honest guy. Is there any other deal you can accept? D: Three way. H: Hm- You, me, Marge? D: Demon, demon, you. H: Sigh- I guess its one of those things a dad has to do. - H: Now before we start, what's the safe word? D: Cinnamon H: Oh! I like that. Now, id like to try something new, if you dont mind. D: Cinnamon. Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
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Episode: (S25E12) Diggs
Ok- so the way Bart describes his feeling for Diggs is really queer and Homer immediately compares that to his feelings towards Moe.
B: I met this kid. Little older. Kinda strange. I dont think other people get him but i just wanna hang out with him all the time. H: *gasps* Its even better than i thought. You found your Moe Szyslak!
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Episode: (S27E10) The Girl Code
Homer kisses Moe.
M: Hey what tha hell? Get your kisser off my head puss! H: What? Its how greek men say 'hello'. Non sexual guy kissing is the best.
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Episode: (S28E4) Treehouse of Horror XXVII
Moe kisses a picture of Homer twice.
Thanks @leibi97 for remembering this one for me!
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Homer calls Moe his "sweet wonderful bartender"
H: i had a great day and i really wanna celebrate with the boys so dont wait up for me my sweet wonderful bartender, Moe. M: Alright but whos the boys? H: Marge's boobs. See ya!
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Episode: (S29E16) King Leer
Homer carrying Moe into the store. But also i like this episode over all from a Homoearge standpoint.
M: When i cross this threshold i begin a new life! *Picked up by Homer* This is the first time that ive ever been carried into a store. Look at me now lady foot locker! Look at me now.
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Episode: (S32E15) Do Pizza Robots Dream of Electric Guitars
Ok guys THIS is what im talking about when i say in later seasons i kinda ship all three of them.
Ma: Did you see how he ate his breakfast? He doesn't shuffle his pancakes like a deck of cards. He doesn't air drum while driving, or race the dog in butt scooting across the carpet. And he always won. He's not my Homie anymore. B: We didnt notice any of that. Ma: A wife knows. M: And a bartender. Hes just- hes just not the same. He dont spin Barney around on the stool no more. He dont drink beer from a crazy straw just a sensible straw. What are we gonna do about our little man Midge? Ma: Were just gonna have to love him that much more. M: I didnt think that was possible. - B: Im used to seeing mom upset about dad, but Moe. That really shook me.
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Episode: (S35E7) Its A Blunderful Life
They love each other :)
M: How dare you show your face in here. H: Moe, its me, and beneith all the drinking and the jokes we have a real relationship. And that means something. M: What are you gettin at? H: C'mon man. Deep down, we kinda love each other. H: *thrown through window* M: Love you too
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Episode: (S35E15) Cremains of the Day
Moe and Homer share a bed 2/2.
M: Oh cmon Lenny, ghosts aint real. eh
Holding each other.
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Episode: (S35E17) The Tipping Point
Dont- Even- Get- Me- Started
M: Exact change huh? Thats it? H: Aw, i really wanna tip ya Moe, but i promised my wife id quit. M: Heres a thought Homer. What if you took the moolah outta your pocket but you just stopped before anything happened? Ya know, everything but the tip. H: That dosent seem like it could lead to anything. M: Sure it couldnt. H: *slowly hands Moe ten dollars* H: We shouldnta done that. M: Does that mean- that you wanna stop? H: No *hands Moe more money* *moaning* It feels so good *hands Moe more money* M: Dont stop you generous man *handed more money* *moaning* Aw yeah give it to me big boy H: *handing Moe more money* You like that? M: Oh thats the spot H: I can do this all night M: Right there H: Tell me you want it M: Oh god- Oh god- Oh god- Oh god! H: Yes- Yes- Yes- Yes! *Wallet sprays money on Moe* C: I need a new bar. - M: *following Homer out of the bar* Where ya goin? H: I cant stop tippin Moe. Im hooked on tha rush! I gotta monkey on my back and hes got his hand out. M: But, what about us? H: No one service worker can satisfy my needs. God help me im a tip-phomaniac.
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Jesus ok i dont know how to conclude this post. I will make updates to this. I know im missing stuff.
This is about a 3rd of my "moe is bi" list so maybe ill make that its own masterpost.
Someone asked me today what ship dynamic they are and i told them "the dumb one/the evil one/the woman". My spouse and i have been watching Futurama and they pointed out to me it was the same dynamic when i said i saw something between Fry/Bender/Leela as a trio.
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Random ideas for a hypothetical Scavengers (mini) series
So I made a google doc a few nights ago and filled it with random ass ideas for how a cartoony likely-episodic Scavengers series could go... It was around the same time I wanted to get to animating a Scavs-related thing but no promises there or to this ever becoming more than rambles
Anyways... heres an unorganized collection of my silly thoughts:
POST-WAR!! War’s over, Autobot-Decepticon alliance is great and dandy for everyone except of course the folks who got left behind and forgotten by respective High Commands and have had to make their own dealings in space to get thru life and shit; focusing on the daily struggles of your average low of the low genericons/bots, the Scavengers
Optimus and Megatron are definitely married (trust); we go the IDW MTMTE route but instead of Megs off on a quest with Roddy and gang, he’s with Optimus and they both publicly surrender/call truce or whatever on-video and agree to help repair cybertron instead of squabbling, sending a message to all cybertronians taking refuge amongst the stars blah blah blah its time to go home (pilot should open with this i think, set the worldview up straight from the beginning)
It could either be set in the slums of like some populated city or smthn, like maybe Dead End of Kaon or smthn OR… now consider… Set NOT on Cybertron, literally anywhere BUT Cybertron; the Scavs wander space, at least every few episodes or so would be set in a different planet or smthn, having them do their usual shenanigans and (failing) their supply/scavenging runs, as well as the occasional star station too for like a pit stop i guess; there’d be atleast one episode where they go to earth probably
Main characters (scavs duh, but lemme write some shit down here rq):
Krok - the dutiful, ever-patient (one can of engex away from losing it) leader of the Scavengers; he’s the one that usually has the single functioning brain cell
Crankcase - the skillful pilot of the crew’s beloved Decepticon-hijacked Autobot vessel, always in a sour mood, think TFA Ratchet but up the old man crankiness to 500; really good at fixing things (mechanic)
Spinister - a little stupid… all the stupid actually… but he’s got things rattling in there too, don’t worry! The Scavengers’ medic; would probably be Cybertron’s greatest surgeon if it weren’t for everything else
Fulcrum - Defunct?? Rejected?? Something-class Decepticon, a bit of a coward, found in a dumpster by Misfire; he’s a technician too! Score!
Misfire - ideas are about as good as his aim (which is not at all); the really really talkative and social one; rejected Rainmaker/Seeker (bro didnt pass Decepticon Academy, rip)
Additional members that get added to the crew later on!
Grimlock - resident Dinobot and the only Autobot on the crew (for now or smthn idk), thinking of either having them find him during the pilot episode or a bit later on?; i think Krok would definitely have a thing where he’s super wary of him until a big character development episode thing happens like in MTMTE #46
Nickel - hmmm idk yet.. Maybe a former high ranking decepticon officer whose position has been stripped from her the more fucked up and bad the faction ended up becoming because she was very vocal about its problems til the current day? (I just don’t think her being connected to the DJD would work here womp womp)
Flywheels (unsure) - some mech that tagged along with them during one random shenanigans episode
MP3 / or some other new human character (unsure) - they have an episode where they go to Earth and befriend silly human… may or may not keep them, maybe they could be an honorary Scavenger but only appears sometimes or stays on Earth but keeps in touch with the Scavs (look I just think having a human on the crew would be kinda silly and funky for the dynamic)
Meanies to the crew (weekly bad guy):
Novastorm - leader of the Rainmakers; has beef with Misfire
Skullcruncher- Krok hates his guts; he’s the TFA Sentinel to Krok’s TFA Prime, probably served together on like whatever the equivalent of a Warworld ship would be in this
Raiders??? Space pirates??? Idk but I’d def make em be related to Spinister’s past or smthn (this was inspired by some fanfic I read a bit ago, I think Fool’s Paradise on AO3)
Needlenose? (Spin trusted him, betrayed copter boy :((( or smthn)
Scorponok - probably the biggest threat of the show (ofc not in universe), but he’d be like IDW Scorponok in that one Scavs issue, all kinda silly and dramatic but def a threat, he kinda reminds me of Dino/BW Megatron a bit
DJD (absolutely unsure, maybe a passing mention or not at all) - would probably have to sillify them a bit (a lot, idk how the hell Cyberverse managed it with Tarn)...
There's more in the doc but they're not fully formed ideas yet... My countless hours scrolling the Scavengers tags on tumblr have also given me ideas for certain kinds of episodes that could happen but again, nothing concretely written down yet
If I have the energy or remember this, I'm def gonna be updating it with some more ideas cuz whether this becomes real or not, its fun!! Maybe I could write it as a fic one day or if someones wants to idk
Okay bai bai for now, I gotta eep 👋
#transformers#transformers idw#tf mtmte#tf lost light#the scavengers#krok#spinister#crankcase#fulcrum#misfire#grimlock#nickel#flywheels#mp3#novastorm#skullcruncher#needlenose ?#scorponok#the djd#decepticon justice division#rambles
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Alastor appreciation post
A popcultural thing presents me an elegant, powerful, arrogant, evil man with an enormous ego: I sleep
A popcultural thing says that this guy is somehow enslaved and restricted and has at least one breakdown scene because of this: REAL SHIT INSTANT FAVOURITE CHARACTER
(Funny, first time when it happened it was a demon who was a human once too. Crowley from Supernatural in seasons 8/9 anyone? If I had a nickel for every time blah blah blah...)
Also, I’m really, really glad he is an aro/ace, which seems rare in this rather sexualized universe. It's a true cherry on top. A perfect character combination for me so far.
As usual, I’m ready to be deeply and completely disappointed with the direction this plot will go, but for now I’m super curious.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor#hazbin alastor#Please don’t be Astarion downgrade all over again#It's weird as I'm NOT as hyped over this show as it may seem#I'm just hungry for this type of character like never before#Ghehehe
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If i had a nickel for every time I was very into a wierd lil guy from a ghost movie that wore silly lil glasses with lights in them, I’d have two nickels blah blah blah…….
#leigh whannell#matthew lillard#is this anything#thirteen ghosts#thir13en ghosts#specs insidious#insidious
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I watched the Doom Patrol Episode
-if I had a nickel for every time Ty Tennant played a twink from something Neil Gaiman worked on, I would have two nickels blah, blah, blah
-It's really weird to see a blond Edwin. Like, white Charles and Crystal is weird too, but blond Edwin seems more odd for some reason. Maybe it's because they look so different from their DBDA counterparts, but Edwin looks somewhat similar except for the hair?
-Alright, is this where some of the non-comic things came from in the DBDA show? David stealing Crystal's memories of her parents (She very much remembers them in the comic because she lives in their house), the Night Nurse and her being Scottish? I feel like even the lining of Charles' coat is a callback because Charles wears a plaid coat under his jacket in the episode.
-Is this the first canon gay Edwin? I saw someone else post that. Also, it's actually in there. Like, there's a whole conversation about how Edwin likes Charles and how it's ok in the modern age, which is pretty cool.
-Edwin is equally bitchy in this, and I love him?
-Apparently in this version, Charles wasn't wearing a shirt in the lake, so I would like to see how that changed the attic scene. While I love that scene and it makes me cry every time, it would have been a little funny to watch Edwin have his second gay awakening.
-Charles is adorable and I love that he decided that he needed to use a baseball bat in America.
-Crystal is also adorable, I love her in this too. She seems a little more like her comics character, I could see her wearing cosplay from her favorite game.
It's on Max (or you can pirate it, whatever), season 3, episode 3. You should probably read the Wikipedia page first to figure out who the characters are. You can also skip a whole bunch because it's emotional stuff about the Doom Patrol Characters, and you either don't want to watch that part or don't want the first two seasons spoiled for you
#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#crystal palace
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If I had a nickel for every time a third musical installment in a franchise filled me with too many emotions and short-circuited my brain in the month of September 2023, something something something, I would have two nickels, blah blah blah, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Even weirder when you remember that both involve a lot of the same people.
#nerdy prudes must die#pulp musicals#the ghosts of antikythera#pulp musicals the ghosts of antikythera#hatchetfield#starkid
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I love how both Lucifer (obviously the one from Hazbin Hotel) and Good Omens are trending. Last time I checked, Lucifer was at #6, and now he’s back up to being at #2. It’s been multiple days, and this single character has been trending. And of course, GO just keeps returning to the “trending list,” as it always should. If I had a nickel for every time angels and demons tried to…(cue Crowley saying, “Blah blah blah blah”).
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Harvey Guillén is voicing Odie in the new Garfield movie and if I had a nickel for every time he voiced a cheery dog whose best friend is an orange cat blah blah blah you know the rest
hold on i have to look something up
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