#if i had a nickel for every time a teenager was shoving me unnecessarily and i chose to let myself fall rather than intentionally trying | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

doctorwhoisadhd · 2 years ago

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one thing about me is that if someone shoves me on purpose and i could keep my footing if i actually tried i WILL choose to not do this and just let myself fall in order to make them feel and look bad for shoving someone hard enough to fall. because this will not impact me at all and it will make them Actually Think About The Consequences Of Their Actions

#ari opinion hour #if i had a nickel for every time a teenager was shoving me unnecessarily and i chose to let myself fall rather than intentionally trying #to keep myself from falling in order to make them look bad (and rightfully so bc they are shoving someone and NOT a 4 year old)#right in front of someone who i knew would give them a talking to i would have 2 nickels.#which isnt a lot but its weird that its happened twice #tbh i am 100% in the right for doing this bc basically once ur at the point of #'intentionally shoving someone and they actually FALL' and ur in HIGH SCHOOL??? ur not gonna win that argument #like #Why on EARTH were u (a ~14yo) shoving someone #and to be clear i do not celebrate my victory except internally when i am away from them (even tho it feels fucking. GREAT lmfao)#Also both times ive done this they tried to offer completely bs explanations for it lol #this time it was 'well u werent listening so i just pushed you harder' which is SO FUNNY #like... are you perhaps a kindergartener.#genuinely that shit is so funny to me #(also. better that they push ME over (bc im completely able bodied and can control my fall so im not hurt) than someone else tbh.)

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