#if i get an f/o after playing this game i swear to go

[servasha]

I'm getting path to nowhere wish me luck

[yanderestarangel]

HEADKANONS | JOHNNY CAGE MK1 WITH S/O

A/N: Yes, he's my favorite, please make requests for me with this man, I need ideas, I need requests- I'm obsessed for him. Do you want to make a request? Read my blog rules in the pinned post.

TW: sfw, smut, fluff, sex, sexual positions, afab reader, pet names, vaginal sex, oral m!re. | f!re |, degradation, daddykink.

SFW:

Johnny Cage is the typical golden retriever boyfriend, he will want your attention because we know he is an attention slut, not only applies to his fans but also to you, you need to keep in mind that when Johnny wants your attention, He'll get it one way or another, whether it's sending you countless messages, asking you for affection, or even begging you to stay with him, if you're the type to get angry and punish him with silence, he'll be very upset. bad, even becoming physically ill.

He loves being emotionally pampered, a lot of cuddling with him with his head in your lap, while the two of you watch a movie together in the living room of his mansion, while you massage his scalp and the light brown locks of his silky hair, he would be happy. smiling like a fool in love - which he is - even if you pointed it out, he would deny it with some typical joke of his, if you threaten to leave his side or stop making out with him he will pout and complain, a lot.

He also likes tight arms just enjoying the silence between the two of you, chaste kisses on his forehead or cheek are welcome, especially if you wear lipstick or gloss, he will smile sideways and run his fingers through the warm residue on your lips on his skin.

Johnny likes to show you on all his social networks, always taking selfies with you and posting them, stories talking to his fans but always with you by his side, he loves sharing some couple story about the two of you so that everyone can laugh at such a situation that you passed by, like the time he got the location of the award show he was going to wrong and you had to walk a long way to get to the right place, with Johnny carrying you on his back obviously, he wasn't going to make his beautiful S/O walk. If you're the shy type, he'll push you a little, not because he's mean, but because he wants to show you to the world, show the person who makes Johnny Cage happy, but if you still don't want to, he'll respect your decision, Even if it upsets him a little at first, he will still take photos of you and the two of you together, with various filters, from the cute ones to the most cursed ones he finds.

The two of you have a YouTube and Twitch channel together, he already had a channel so now you are a regular guest, after all you date him. Johnny loves just chatting in chat, or reacting to some edits and fanarts that his fans make of him live, he always thanks everyone and is satisfied, from the most amateur to the most professional, everyone is valid and valuable from Cage's perspective , and he also loves the edits with the photo and video of you as a couple, with you and him thanking you for your affection, he leaves the @'s of the editors and designers, encouraging their growth. In the lives it also happens that Johnny plays some games with you, his favorite is the horror genre, he loves seeing your reactions because you feel tense around him and the chat, he sits on a black gaming chair in the center of the camera and you or in the background or on his side - it's your choice - he also gets scared very easily so you can take advantage and poke his shoulder or arm during a tense moment in the gameplay, he'll jump and scream from his chair like a scared kitten while letting out a series of swear words - he may or may not have let his glasses fall to the floor and break one of those times.

Johnny lets you wear his clothes, he's very stylish, if there's something you like, you can wear it, he has enough money to buy a new and identical piece, but obviously there are clothes that he's more zealous and jealous of, he He'll even let you use it if you tell him you'll be careful, if you tear it or get it dirty, he won't do anything other than sigh and get irritated for a few hours, then go buy a piece like the old one and pretend nothing happened.

He also loves that you make him breakfast, he loves his food, his seasoning, the smell of warm food makes Johnny wake up in bed with a satisfied smile, seeing you in his kitchen, preparing everything for him, that's it. it also made his ego rise, but in a good way after all he has you in his life and no Hollywood award compares to having you as his partner, he comes up behind you and while hugging you, giving you a kiss on the head and smelling you, even though he's drowsy, he wants to be there with you, watching you make his breakfast with such care - Cage also whispers in a hoarse and low voice how much he loves you, thanking you for being so helpful to him and that will reward you later however you want -

The two of you play 'just dance' together, Johnny knows practically all the choreographies and makes you dance with him, whether you're good or bad at dancing, what matters to him is that you just have fun with him, and he's great at dancing, knowing move the hips extremely well and being very elastic.

Johnny loves sending you memes, posts, songs, everything he sees and remembers about you he will send you immediately, Johnny is the type who has a gallery full of memes that he never sent because he forgot, he is the type who sends more than +99 reels in less than 10 minutes, so if you two have been chatting don't be surprised if you get distracted and have more than 60 videos in your dm, each with a caption and context from Cage:

"I remembered you."

"LMAO you that day (Y/N)"

"That song is the one you like, isn't it?"

"lol that's so me"

"That food looks delicious, can we make it later?"

"pookie wookie"

"This film appears a lot in my fy, let's see it this weekend"

"Am I bbg in this edit?"

He also uses a lot of emoji and stickers to communicate, with chibi versions of himself often in his chat to show his emotions, he uses emojis to Seriously, then get used to using them.

He also uses a lot of emoji and stickers to communicate, with chibi versions of himself often in his chat to show his emotions, he uses emojis to Seriously, then get used to using them.

The two of you have a typical mean girls night together, with skincare, hair moisturizing, movies together and gossiping together, Johnny doesn't mind if you want to try makeup on him, or paint his nails - as long as it's black and he's not in No acting roles at the moment - he accepts it willingly, and he even likes it when you do eyeliner on him - he looks even more handsome, believe me. -

Loves to pamper you materially! Johnny is the type that if he sees that you are looking too much at a certain product in a store, he will pull you and enter the place, calling the salesperson immediately and buying everything you want, and I guarantee you, he knows exactly when you want something. or when you're lying that you don't want to because you're embarrassed, if you lie and try to say that you didn't want to, Johnny will get serious and immediately take the most expensive products in the store for you, as a form of "punishment" for lying to him. He will be able to take you to the concert of your favorite band or singer when he is off work as a Hollywood star or he will hire the singer/band you want to do a private show at his mansion, nothing is too expensive or impossible for Johnny Cage.

He loves romantic nights with you. Johnny will put on a fancy suit, hire a good buffet for a candlelit dinner with you, something he does practically every weekend, it has become a couple's tradition in your relationship. A good dinner and expensive wine, to end the night with the lights of the Cage mansion partially turned off, with you and Johnny in the large marble area, the only light was from the moon that entered through the large video window, with the song: "You rock my world - Michael Jackson" playing in the background, on the speakers of the luxurious room, with the two of you pressed against each other, just singing while dancing intertwined in a heat of passion and love. - Johnny loves this song because he says it sums up what you did in his life, you rocked his world in a way that he can only thank you internally for being the love of his life, and being the person he can count on always, even though he is sometimes too arrogant and proud to admit it, he always says: "-This song sums up what I feel and have always felt about you honey." -It's his way of saying he loves you, when he can't say it directly.

He hates to show it, but he is extremely insecure, after the separation from his ex-wife - Cris - he always asks you if you still love him or if you will leave him one day, this insecurity causes some jealous attacks when you go out, doesn't it? nothing serious, just Johnny sulking and asking you why you're so different with him - which you weren't - just make this man sure of your relationship, holding his arm or hand when you go out helps a lot, with him smiling stupidly in the corner because you're proud to be dating him, after all who wouldn't be? he is Johnny Cage after all.

He's extremely intelligent, so he'll love rambling about everything about you, movies, art, history, everything. He will talk about several topics at the same time, while his head is in your lap.

NSFW:

Recorded sex: He carries that stupid phone of his 24 hours a day, that is, this also applies to sex, he will fuck you practically making a movie every time, recording in HD all your reactions and how you fit your body to his so well , moans, juices of lust, your face salivating with pleasure, the nicknames, the dirtiest things, all recorded and saved in a folder with a password on his cell phone. He uses the videos to masturbate when he is traveling to direct a film as a director, he becomes needy and needs you by his side, having to settle for the homemade porn videos that the two of you make together, your pussy jumping on his dick in the video, his body, his reactions, as he whimpered, fucking his own dick in his hand, writhing on the hotel bed he was in.

Sex on the phone: Well, when the porn videos you made, he will call you, begging you to masturbate on call with him, either just vocally, or on video call, or exchanging nudes while the two of you did it.

"-Come for me. Show me how much you want my cock, how much you need me to fill you like the submissive whore you are."

Daddykink: Self Explanatory, he loves being called daddy by you, he himself has a habit of calling himself daddy in random situations, with an arrogant air. "-Leave it to Daddy, Baby." "-Oh yes, Daddy Johnny is here to sort it out." And this applies to sex, he will fuck you while you call him Daddy or Daddy Johnny - he loves that shit, it boosts his ego like hell. -

Degradation and praise: He loves to praise you and degrade you at the same time, he also loves to be praised during sex, especially when you do the "missionary" position, while he looked at your face, fucking your pussy with greed and hunger.

"-Do you want to cum, my naughty little slut?"

"-You really want my seed to fill your pussy, don't you? You're such a dirty slut, wanting to be bred by me. You want to mark you as mine, don't you?"

"-You're nothing but a filthy whore, begging for my cock."

"-You're such a good boy/girl, taking my dick in that tight, pretty pussy, like the good slut you are."

His favorite sexual positions with you: 69, Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Scoop Me Up, The Seashell, The Pinball Wizard, Valedictorian, Table Top, The Lazy Man, The Snake, Stand and Deliver.

He also loves giving oral, he would really stay under your legs all day fucking you with his tongue if he could, in every corner of his mansion that he could, his tongue fucks you in the right spots, passing from your clitoris to the your entrance tight, his thick and firm hands keep you in place, holding the soft flesh of your hips, massaging the area in small circles with his thumb while looking into your eyes, while his mouth was too busy working for you. make you cum - maybe... Just maybe he rubs his nose on your clitoris to tease you, he has a big nose... Just maybe. -

Johnny likes blowjobs when he's angry, he likes to come home, have a good whiskey while sitting on the couch, and you between his legs, sucking him greedily, it was a relaxing sight, making Johnny remember the good things about life, you.

"-Yes fuck baby... Keep going... I really need to cum, you're my good boy/girl, sucking my dick so good."

Please squirt on this man! He loves to fuck you and make you squirt, whether with his dick, tongue, fingers or even vibrators - which you have to stimulate your pussy and his dick in some foreplay - Johnny just wants you to cum and get him all wet with your Sweet essence, the first time you squirted on him you were embarrassed, but he wasn't, he seemed to have discovered a new world, smiling like a fool.

"-Mmmm Johnny... I... Please take it off, I-" -You tried to speak between moans, while your pussy squeezed Johnny's cock more than ever, he felt something different, smiling sideways.

"-Fuck I bet that's a fucking squirt, come on, I want to see you squirt on my dick baby, this is going to be so fucking hot, just cum in that tight pussy." -Johnny says, thrusting his dick even more into your pussy, with all the strength and speed he could have in his hips at that moment, fucking you to the core, he gives a strong thrust, hitting his dick on your cervix, making you moan and squirt on his dick, abdomen and groin, dirtying him all over, while he smiled extremely happily.

"-I won't stop fucking you until you do it again baby." -He says smug with a cheesy wink, but he was serious, you were going to do that until he saw you squirt and cum like that again.

©YANDERESTARANGEL 2023

[honeybelleee]

Truth or Dare - S.JY

Synopsis - a house party, a game of truth or dare, and a shy guy's journey to lose his virginity. Will he succesfully beg the popular girl to be his first time?

Genre - classmates to lovers, soft dom!reader x sub!jake, smut, fluff

Warnings - loss of virginity (jake), pet names (baby), jake sorta crying, swearing, p in a v, shower sex, begging (y/n lowkey being a menace), oral (m & f receiving), protected sex (y/n is on birth control but not mentioned), riding

Belle’s Notes - THIS IS SO BAD SORRY BUT sub!jake AGENDA IS ON!!

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The house party was in full swing, with loud music and laughter filling the air. Jake, a tall and athletic guy with a shy demeanor, found himself surrounded by his rowdy soccer teammates, who were always eager to push him out of his comfort zone. They had dragged him to the center of the action, where a group of popular girls had gathered for a game of truth or dare. Among them was Y/n, the popular campus girl known for her flirty attitude and undeniable allure.

As the game progressed, the dares became bolder and the truths more revealing. When it was Jake's turn, one of the girls, a feisty redhead, shot him a mischievous grin. "Truth or dare, Jake?" she purred, leaning forward with a seductive gaze.

Swallowing nervously, Jake opted for truth, unsure of what to expect. The redhead's eyes sparkled with delight as she asked, "So, Jake, tell us about your best sex. Make it juicy!"

The room fell silent as Jake's face turned beetroot red. He shifted uncomfortably, his teammates' eyes widening in anticipation. After what felt like an eternity, he whispered, "Well, to be honest... I've never... I mean, I'm..."

"A virgin?" Y/n finished his sentence, her voice laced with surprise and a hint of amusement.

Jake nodded, his eyes fixed on the floor, feeling like a complete loser. The room erupted into a chorus of laughter and catcalls, with his teammates playfully shoving him.

"You've got to be kidding me!" one of his friends exclaimed. "You, a soccer star, a virgin? We gotta fix this, man!"

The next day, as Jake walked into his morning class, he felt all eyes on him, especially Y/n's. She couldn't help but notice his chiseled features and lean physique, despite his nervous demeanor. There was something about his innocent charm that intrigued her.

After class, as Jake gathered his books, Y/n approached him, her hips swaying confidently. "Hey, Jake," she said, her voice dripping with seduction. "I couldn't stop thinking about last night. You were so cute, all red and flustered."

Jake's heart raced as he stammered, "Oh, um, yeah... that was... embarrassing."

Y/n's eyes narrowed playfully. "I have an idea to make it up to you," she whispered, leaning in close. "How about I help you lose your virginity? I promise it'll be unforgettable."

Jake's eyes widened, his mouth going dry. He had fantasized about this moment, but never imagined it would be with someone like Y/n. "R-really? Are you sure?"

"Absolutely," she purred, running her fingers through his hair. "But there's a catch. You have to beg me for it."

A mischievous smile played on her lips as she turned and walked away, leaving Jake stunned and aroused.

Later that afternoon, Jake couldn’t get Y/n’s words out of his head. He replayed the moment in the classroom again and again, her seductive tone, the gleam in her eyes, and the way she had laid down her challenge. It gnawed at him, an intoxicating mixture of excitement and nervousness. But one thing was clear: she was serious. And she wanted him to beg.

The idea made his face flush with embarrassment, yet at the same time, something deep inside him stirred. There was an allure in it, in surrendering to Y/n’s playful dominance. Still, Jake wasn’t sure he could bring himself to do it. Could he really beg for this?

Hours passed, and Jake’s nerves got the best of him. He decided to text her. It was the easiest way to break the ice, or so he thought. With his hands trembling slightly, he typed out a message.

Jake: Hey Y/n. About what you said earlier…

He stared at his screen, wondering how to phrase the next part. He deleted and rewrote his text several times before settling on something simple.

Jake: I was wondering if you were serious?

Moments later, his phone buzzed. Y/n had replied almost instantly, which sent his pulse racing.

Y/n: What’s the matter, Jake? Too shy to beg already?

Jake’s heart sank. She was teasing him again, and his stomach twisted into knots. He could picture her smirking at her phone, imagining his nervousness.

Jake: I just didn’t know if you meant it.

Y/n: Oh I definitely meant it, but I’m not easy. If you really want this, you’ll have to show me how much you want it. And you’ll have to do better than a text.

Jake groaned inwardly, feeling a mix of frustration and helplessness. His fingers hovered over the keyboard as he tried to think of a response that wouldn’t make him sound too desperate. But before he could type anything, another message came through.

Y/n: If you want me to take you seriously, you'll need to beg for it in person. Come find me.

His eyes widened at the challenge. Y/n was making this a game, a chase, and it was clear she wasn’t going to make it easy. The thought of tracking her down and confronting her face-to-face sent a jolt of anxiety through him. But beneath that anxiety, there was also a thrill.

The next few days passed like a whirlwind of anticipation and uncertainty. Y/n continued to toy with him during classes, throwing suggestive glances his way, flashing teasing smiles that left him flustered. At lunch, she’d walk by his table without saying a word, her hips swaying and her eyes gleaming as if daring him to follow. Every time she passed, Jake felt his breath catch in his throat, his chest tightening with the weight of what he was holding back. He wanted to approach her, but each time, his courage faltered.

His friends noticed something was off with him. Jay nudged him one day, grinning. “You good, man? You’ve been acting weird since that party. You and Y/n got something going on?”

Jake’s face flushed. “What? No, nothing like that,” he mumbled, trying to brush it off, but the truth was eating at him.

Every interaction with Y/n left him feeling more desperate, more vulnerable. She was relentless in her teasing, making him wait and wonder, never letting him forget that she held the power in this situation. It was driving him crazy.

Finally, one evening, after several nights of restless sleep and constant daydreaming about her, Jake couldn’t take it anymore. His heart felt heavy with the weight of his unspoken desire. He knew what he had to do. If this was a game, he was going to play it, but on her terms.

That night, as he stood outside Y/n’s dorm room, his heart raced in his chest, and his hands trembled with anticipation. His eyes were wide and teary with nerves. The soft light from the hallway flickered, casting long shadows, making the moment feel even more surreal. Jake took a deep breath, steeling himself for what was about to come.

Knocking softly on her door, he waited, his pulse thrumming in his ears. The door creaked open, revealing Y/n standing there, her eyes widening in surprise for a split second before she regained her composure. She leaned against the doorframe, crossing her arms, her lips curling into that familiar teasing smile.

“Well, well, well,” she purred, her voice laced with amusement. “Look who decided to show up.”

Jake swallowed hard, his gaze shifting downward, unable to meet her eyes just yet. His heart was pounding so hard, he was sure she could hear it. “I... I’m here,” he whispered, his voice trembling slightly.

Y/n’s eyebrow arched, clearly savoring his vulnerability. She tilted her head slightly, letting the silence linger, making him squirm under her gaze. “And why are you here, Jake? Did you need something from me?” Her voice was sweet, mocking, like she already knew the answer but wanted to hear him say it.

Jake’s hands clenched at his sides, his throat dry. “I... I can’t stop thinking about what you said,” he finally admitted, his voice barely above a whisper. “About... you helping me.”

She smiled, her eyes glinting with that same predatory gleam from before. “Helping you with what, Jake?” she asked innocently, feigning ignorance.

His breath hitched, and he felt his face burn with embarrassment. “With... with my virginity.”

She clicked her tongue, her expression turning mischievous. “Ah, that’s right. But I told you, Jake. If you want my help, you need to beg for it.” She stepped closer, her voice dropping to a sultry whisper. “You’re going to have to do better than just show up at my door. I want to hear you say it.”

Jake’s chest tightened as the reality of the moment hit him. His knees felt weak, and his emotions swirled in a storm of anxiety and desire. He looked up at her, his eyes wide and pleading, his lips trembling as he forced the words out. “Please, Y/n... I... I want you to take my virginity. Please.”

Her smile widened, but she wasn’t satisfied yet. She leaned in closer, her breath warm against his ear. “Not good enough, Jake. You’re going to have to convince me. Show me how much you really want it.”

Jake’s heart raced. Tears pricked the corners of his eyes as the weight of his desperation crashed over him. This wasn’t just about lust anymore, it was about needing her approval, needing her to see him as worthy. “Please, Y/n,” he whispered, his voice thick with emotion. “I’m begging you. I don’t know what else to do... I want this... I need you.”

His eyes, now glossy with unshed tears, met hers, his expression so innocent and vulnerable that it gave Y/n pause. For the first time since this game began, Jake’s desperation seemed to crack her facade. The puppy-dog look on his face, the way his lips trembled and his eyes shimmered with raw, unfiltered emotion, finally made her relent.

She stared at him for a long moment, her playful smirk faltering slightly as she took in the sight of him, standing there, helpless, pleading for her. It was exactly what she had wanted from the beginning, but now that he was there, looking at her with those teary, pleading eyes, something inside her softened.

“Alright, Jake,” she whispered, her voice losing some of its teasing edge. She reached out and gently touched his cheek, brushing away the tear that had finally spilled over. “You’ve convinced me.”

She led him to the bed, where she gently pushed him down, straddling his waist. Her robe fell open, revealing her flawless, naked body. Jake's breath caught in his throat as he took in her perfect breasts and the smooth curves of her hips.

"You're so beautiful," he whispered, reaching up to touch her, but she captured his hands, pinning them above his head.

"Not so fast, virgin," she teased, her breath hot against his ear. "I'm in control tonight."

With that, she leaned down, her lips finding his in a searing kiss. Her tongue danced with his, teaching him the rhythm of passion. She explored his mouth, claiming it as her own, while her hands roamed freely over his muscular chest and abs.

As their kiss deepened, Y/n ground her hips against his burgeoning erection, which strained against his pants. She moaned softly, feeling his hardness through the fabric. "Mmm, I can't wait to feel you inside me," she whispered, her voice husky with desire.

She pulled away, her fingers deftly unbuttoning his shirt, revealing his toned torso. Her lips trailed kisses down his neck, biting and sucking gently, leaving a trail of goose bumps in their wake. She unbuckled his belt and slid his pants down, freeing his throbbing cock.

"Oh, you're so big," she murmured, wrapping her hand around his length, stroking him slowly. "And so hard for me."

Jake arched off the bed, his hands gripping the sheets as she brought him closer to the edge. Her skilled touch and teasing words had him trembling with need.

"Please, Y/n," he begged, his voice hoarse. "I need to be inside you."

With a sultry laugh, she climbed off him and positioned herself above his face. "First, I want you to taste me," she instructed, spreading her legs wide.

Jake needed no further encouragement. He dove between her thighs, his tongue seeking her hot, wet core. He lapped at her folds, his mouth devouring her sweetness, as she moaned and writhed above him.

"Yes, just like that," she breathed, her fingers tangling in his hair, guiding him. "You're a natural, Jake."

As he pleasured her with his tongue, she reached down, guiding his throbbing cock to her entrance. With one smooth motion, she impaled herself on his length, taking him deep inside her.

"Oh fuck!" Y/n cried out, her body trembling as she began to ride him. Her hips moved in slow, sensual circles, taking his shaft as she took control of the pace.

Jake's eyes rolled back as he felt her tight, wet heat enveloping him. He gripped her thighs, holding her in place as she rode him with increasing fervor. Her breasts bounced with each thrust, and her moans filled the room.

"You feel so good, Jake," she panted, her nails digging into his chest. "I'm gonna come all over your hard cock."

Her words sent him over the edge. He thrust his hips upward, meeting her descent, as their bodies moved in perfect unison. Jake's cock swelled inside her, and he felt his orgasm building, his balls tightening.

"Cum for me Jake," Y/n demanded, her voice raspy with desire. "Fill me with your hot load."

Jake's body tensed as he erupted, his cum shooting deep inside her, coating her walls with his essence. Y/n cried out, her own orgasm crashing over her as she rode out their shared pleasure.

As their heart rates slowed, Y/n collapsed onto his chest, her breath coming in ragged gasps. "That was incredible," she purred, kissing his neck. "I think you've officially lost your virginity."

Jake smiled and look down at the sheets, feeling a sense of satisfaction and relief while shyly fidgeting with his fingers.

"Let's make sure your aftercare is just as amazing," Y/n suggested, a devilish gleam in her eye. She led him to the shower, where they washed each other's bodies, their hands exploring every inch of skin.

As the warm water cascaded over them, Y/n dropped to her knees, taking his semi-hard cock into her mouth. She sucked and laved at him, her tongue swirling around the head, bringing him back to full erection.

"Oh fuck Y/n," Jake groaned, his hands tangling in her wet hair. "Your mouth feels incredible."

She deep-throated him, taking him all the way down, her eyes never leaving his. With each bob of her head, she increased the pace, her hand stroking his length in perfect sync.

Jake's legs trembled as he fought to hold back his orgasm, but Y/n was relentless. She wanted to taste him again, to feel his release on her tongue.

"One more time baby," she request, her voice muffled by his cock. "I want it all."

Her words sent him spiraling into ecstasy. He grabbed her hair, holding her in place as he thrust his hips, his cock sliding in and out of her mouth. With a guttural groan, he exploded, his cum shooting down her throat, filling her mouth with his warm seed.

Y/n swallowed eagerly, savoring his taste, before standing to kiss him deeply, sharing his essence.

They dried off and returned to the bedroom, where they snuggled under the covers, their bodies still glistening with post-coital sweat.

Jake held Y/n close, her head resting on his chest as they basked in the afterglow.

"Thank you, Y/n," Jake whispered, his fingers tracing patterns on her bare back. "You made my first time amazing."

She smiled, her eyes sparkling with satisfaction. "Anytime, Jake. Losing your virginity is just the beginning. I can't wait to explore more with you."

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[sukiipjs]

˗ˏˋ ꒰ CHRIS NSFW ABC’S

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a- aftercare (how are they like after sex?)

loves being soft with you and would let you rest your head on his chest as he plays with your hair, maybe would run a bath/shower for you two after and ask if you needed anything and make sure you’re okay.

b- body part (what’s their favorite body part of yours? + favorite part of their own body?)

he loves your ass honestly, he’s obsessed. he wishes he could just bury his face in it forever. and he loves when you wear tight dresses, your curves are amazing.

he loves his fingers especially since he knows how much you love them too, and loves using them on you. 👀

c- cum (anything to do with cum.)

loves backshots but honestly loves just cumming on you. your face, stomach, tits, ass, inside you. loves to see you covered with his cum, big turn on for him.

d- dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

loves when you mess with him in public, on purpose or not. you could just bend over to grab something or touch his legs, whatever and he’ll get so turned on.

e- experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

a few bodies but definitely knows what he’s doing and definitely loves doing it.

f- favorite position (what is their favorite position?)

reverse cowgirl, loves you on top no matter what and he loves to see and grab at your ass, another favorite being doggy, like i said before, back shots and ass.

g- goofy (are they serious during sex? etc.)

mostly stays serious and focused on doing what he’s doing but makes some comments or jokes a few times.

h- hair (how well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

clean but hairs still there, just not fully shaved. for you he doesn’t really care, if the pussys fire he’s not complaining. 🤷

i- intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect?)

loves being close and getting to touch all around your body, and will make out with you forever. he just worships you and your body so much.

j- jack off (masturbation headcannon)

always pulls up pictures of you or your instagram to jerk off to, loves to imagine all that he could do to you and you to him.

k- kink (what kink or kinks do they have?)

dumbification for sure, loves to just fuck you not stop until all you can do is moan and roll those eyes back. not thinking, not speaking. he loves it and loves being in control.

l- location (where is their favorite place to do it?)

would do it anywhere thats not like blatantly where people can see. like he’d fuck you in a dressing room or in the car or in a bathroom just where ever.

m- motivations (what turns when on during sex?)

literally could be anything, any small touch, just seeing you, your body, the sounds you make. everything.

o- oral (do they prefer receiving or giving, etc?)

loves when you give him head, your lips are absolutely perfect and just what he needs, always stares at you while your putting on lip gloss/chapstick and imagines those lips on his dick.

p- pace (are they fast and rough/soft and sensual?)

fast and rougher definitely, loves to see you begging and all wiped out LMAO. he loves to see you wrecked.

q- quickies (what are their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

honestly loves them, he gets worked up a lot so that release is all he needs. loves the whole session better and having you longer but if he’s like begging for it, a quickie is great.

r- risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he’s cool with trying new thinks but isn’t usually the one to suggest something new. likes how it normally is.

s- stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

he swears he could go on forever, not stop but in reality he gets too tired after like three or two rounds. and always likes to have you finish before him.

t- toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

doesn’t always like using them, if you want he’ll use your vibrator on you but he likes to do most of the pleasuring.

u- unfair (how much they like to tease?)

loves to make you beg for him and teases you a good amount, loves to see you get all annoyed, he finds it so funny. but also loves when you tease him too tbh.

v- volume (how loud are they during sex? what sounds do they make etc.)

low grunts and strained moans, likes to let you make the most noise. plus he gets super turned on when you start making those sounds.

w- wildcard (a random head cannon)

loves when you cockwarm him while he’s playing video games n shit. just loves being close to you as you squirm around on his lap, soft moans in his ear. he swears he’s in heaven. and loves fucking you in fresh love tbh… HOT.

y- yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

high, always gets super worked up by the littlest things you do. you could be doing ANYTHING, just being around him and he will be ready to fuck.

z- zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

would 100% pass out right after or at least try to stay awake until you fall asleep first.

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[s1llysmut]

NSFW Alphabet for Lucifer

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He is immediately asking you if you need anything, getting you water, snacks, running you both a bath, cuddles. Surprisingly if you take a bath with him it won’t lead to more sex unless you initiate it. Don’t get me wrong, he loves having sexy time with you but he also loves those intimate moments after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite body part of himself is probably his tongue. He considers himself quite talented when it comes to oral. His favourite body part of yours is definitely your thighs. He LOVES to squeeze them and have his head between them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He LOVES to cum inside of you. He literally begs you for it every single time.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves to be pegged. Honestly is that really a secret though?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He is extremely experienced. I mean come on this is the king of hell we’re talking about, of course he knows what he’s doing! How else did he pull Lilith AND Eve?!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves missionary because he can see your beautiful face but he also loves being ridden. He just loves when you use him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely allows himself and you to be goofy. However if it’s your first time together and you laugh at a mistake he makes he might get a little insecure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t shave but he does keep it well trimmed. It’s blonde like his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is extremely romantic. He is such a sap I swear to god. He would unironically do those cliche rose petals and candles. Don’t laugh at him okay? He’s trying to be a good partner.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I have a feeling he gets morning wood like every single damn morning so I feel like he masturbates mostly in the mornings. Only if you’re not there to help him though.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves being praised. He’s a sucker for it. Tell him he’s making you feel good and he’ll fold entirely. BUT he also likes being degraded to a degree. Call him a good little slut and he’ll die.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere literally anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Praise, teasing touches, slight degradation, whispering in his ear, etc.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Knife play. He doesn’t wanna hurt you ever. No matter how much you reassure him it would still make him way too anxious.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves when you suck him off but he also loves eating you out/sucking you off. He loves your thighs wrapped around his head and as I said before he’s very skilled with his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

That depends on what you want. He however prefers to go slow and sensual. He wants to feel every inch of you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t mind them however he does prefer to take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes he will definitely take risks. He’s a sucker for you so he’s willing to try pretty much anything if it’ll make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go probably quite a few rounds. I’m thinking maybe 5? He likes being overstimulated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He probably owns a dildo and a fleshlight for himself when you’re not around.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He might tease you a little bit but like I said, he’s down bad for you, anything you ask you will receive.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

If he’s dominant he’ll be moaning and grunting , some panting here and there too. However, if he’s the submissive, he is full on whimpering and whining.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would 100% let you step on him. He loves when you’re dominant so much.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s thickkkk. He’s about 7 or 8 inches long too. You’re in for a longgggg night.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a fairly high sex drive. He likes doing it daily soooo good luck.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As soon as he’s sure you’re comfortable and content, he’ll cuddle up and sleep with you.

[gunnerfc]

Kerstin Casparij NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

She’s so sweet and attentive after sex, getting you water or helping you get clean before getting ready for bed

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Kerstin’s favorite body part is her abs, she’s had you get off by grinding against her abs multiple times

Her favorite body part of yours is your hips, she loves holding on to them as she fucks you or holding them down as she goes down on you

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

She loves when you two cum together and will always work to make it happen

D: Dirty Secret 

Loves how you scream and moan her name, she swears her name has never sounded better

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

Kerstin is experienced and it was very obvious the first time you had sex

F: Favorite Position 

Big fan of scissoring or one of you riding the other’s thigh so you both cum around the same time

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

She’ll make teasing remarks after sex but during she’s so serious

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Sex is intimate but sometimes when she’s jealous, the intimacy comes after sex

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She loves watching you get yourself off, especially when you use her body to do so

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

She likes a mix of praise and degrading

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Anywhere in your apartment works for her but she also doesn’t mind quickies in airplane bathrooms or the showers in the locker room

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Hearing you simply say or whine her name drives her crazy

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She doesn’t want to share you with anyone so no threesomes

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

She likes both equally but will be on the giving end more

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Fast and rough all the time

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

Loves them, any chance she has to have her hands on you and to make you cum, she’s going to take

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

She’ll try anything you bring up to her

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two go for many rounds with many orgasms

T: Toys 

She uses a double-ended strap because it gives you both pleasure

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

Kerstin loves teasing you, it’s one of her favorite things to do

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

She makes some lower moans throughout sex

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

The first time you rode her thigh was when she was trying to play a video game with some of your teammates. You were feeling needy but you couldn’t get her attention off the game so you started grinding against her leg until you came

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s on the higher side, she would spend all her time having sex with you if she could

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

You fall asleep way before she does, she stays up for a bit after

[divinityandfanfics]

“One in Millions”

NEBULA

a/n: this is part 1 :3

blurb: “streamer gojo has millions of fans, and fangirls. when he announced a meet-and-greet, he spotted you in the crowd. eventually, falling in love and approaching you after the event is over.”

PART 2

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ STARRING: GOJO SATORU

WARNINGS: simping , questionable fangirls , swearing

REMINDERS;

☆ super famous streamer gojo

☆ female pronouns used for reader

☆ reader is just an ordinary fan of gojo

☆ like the DSMP, gojo is part of a gamer team named Jujutsu Kaisen

☆ non-curse au

»»————-　♡　————-««

satoru didn’t have a clue on what streaming was,

before his bestfriend, suguru introduced him to it.

he thinks it was kind of smart.

recording without the need to edit it later,

with the only consequence being that you had to perform live.

suguru told satoru and their other friends (megumi, yuji, toge, and ryomen) about it too.

eventually, they all started a gaming group.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

satoru was a normal streamer.

play games, get paid.

and, it actually pays much more than he first expected.

so he continued.

he didn’t expect people to like watching a stranger play games in front of a camera live,

a very pretty stranger at that..

but if it pays well, it pays well.

at first, he got a couple hundred people watching his streams, due to him being part of the new gamer group.

satoru grew, both to appreciate his fans, and in popularity.

he was now the most popular in their group,

jujutsu kaisen.

the members,

suguru geto,

yuji itadori,

ryomen sukuna,

toge inumaki,

megumi fushiguro,

oh, and him, satoru gojo.

like suguru, satoru had many fans- and fangirls.

but his playful demeanor, and him not being very mature led to suguru getting more simps.

i guess personality does matter.

but, that’s not the point.

satoru still had fangirls, millions of them.

women flocked in his chat, going

--

“omg gojo marry me!!1!1!!1”

“one chance gojo”

“JUST THE TIP GOJO PLSS”

“i would oil up for gojo tbh”

“gojo expand my domain like u did in that one fighting game🙏🏻”

“gojo my glorious gorgeous blue-eyed king”

“GOJO I LOVE YOU SM”

--

he was used to it now.

he was a huge streamer, with a lot of simps.

the weird comments helped fuel his ego,

so he let them be.

he never did any of those boyfriend-experience type stuff, he thinks those are pointless.

suguru and ryomen did BFE, though.

as long as people simp for just his looks, voice or anything he does normally on stream,

he doesn’t need to respond with flirty messages.

so, he just played games that are popular or those that chat recommened him to play.

eventually, he hit 20 million subscribers.

he was filled with joy.

and suguru, catching up at 18.5 mil,

requested they start a meet-and-greet where the group would be up in a stage, answering random questions from fans.

satoru thought about it for a moment, before agreeing.

a meet-and-greet would be fine.

so, the jujutsu kaisen meet-and-greet begins next month.

satoru talked about it on stream, saying the other members will also be there.

everyone was hype,

and people can watch it at home.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

the time has come.

the time to meet fans in person has.

satoru and the other members went to the meet-and-greet.

the millions of fans were seated infront of the stage, and it filled the entire place.

the first up the stage was megumi, his fans screaming for him.

second, yuji, his fans cheering his name.

third, sukuna, his fans screaming his name.

next, toge, and his fans yelled for him.

then, suguru, and his fans started to yell weird shit at him.

--

1 - “suguru daddy!!”

2 - “babygirl!!”

3 - “SUGURU I LOVE YOUUU!!”

4 - “I WANT HIM!!”

5 - “he’s so hot in person what the fuck”

6 - “girl shut your ass up im tryna record”

7 - “OH MY DAYS SUGURU GETO PLEASE MARRY ME”

8 - “not the full name LMAOO”

9 - “i need him biblically bro”

10 - “what the actual fuck (9’s name)?”

9 - “listen, hear me o─”

11 - “WOO GETOO”

12 - “GETO I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!”

--

and all he does is wink at his audience.

and then, people started to squeal, waiting for satoru gojo himself.

the lights went out, replacing them with bright blue ones.

“whoever designed this wants to fuck gojo.” toge whispered to megumi.

megumi nodded at his comment, looking at satoru who was going to go up the stage.

the moment fans saw satoru’s feet land on the stage, they started making hella noise.

1 - “BITCH RECORD PROPERLY AND STOP SIMPING”

2 - “DADDY’S HOMEE!!”

3 - “gojo!!”

4 - “GOJO KEEP WALKING I’M SO CLOSE”

3 - “motherfucker what the fuck did you just say”

5 - “RAHHH GOJO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”

6 - “SOMEONE PLAY HIS THEME SONG”

7 - “IS YOU SAY DADDY’S HOMEEE”

6 - “I SAID PLAY IT USHER SINGS IT BETTER”

7 - “FUCK YOU (6’s name)”

8 - “OH MY LORD GOJO I LOVE YOU!!”

9 - “GOJO COME HOME THE KIDS ARE WAITING”

10 - “SOMEONE RECORD THIS FOR ME”

and satoru started to chuckle, reaching the other group members as he strided across the stage.

11 - “OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

12 - “bro shut the fuck up”

13 - “don’t worry (11’s name) i agree”

“wow satoru, you really got bitches, huh?” sukuna asks.

“well, i mean, you and suguru have more than me.” satoru scoffs, fixing his sunglasses.

“no worries, satoru. you’re still the most popular, remember?” suguru pats his bestfriend on the back.

satoru fakes a pout, avoiding suguru’s gaze.

just then, one of the staffs climb up the stage.

“alright, quiet down everyone!”

“today, we will ask the famous group; Jujutsu Kaisen, some questions!”

“we will give everyone 10 minutes to submit their questions in this box, which will be distributed to each fans!”

“the fellas in the navy blue chairs are megumi’s, in the orange chairs are yuji’s, white chairs are toge’s, red chairs are ryomen’s, black chairs are suguru’s, and lastly, baby blue chairs are satoru’s!”

and the staff start distrubuting the boxes, paper and pens.

and they all start to write down questions.

after the 10 minute timer went off, the staff went to pick up the boxes again.

~~~

“alright, let’s answer some of fushiguro’s!”

the staff with the mic signaled megumi to come closer to the center.

“so, fushiguro,”

“‘who was the man that walked in your room in one of your streams? he seems hot,’ by abby!”

...

“you mean my father?” megumi answered, mic in his hands.

the other group members laughed,

wait,

was his dad really that hot? (yes)

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“alright, question to gojo!”

and satoru confidently walks over the center.

“‘are you single? you look very attractive’ by melanie!”

“yes, yes. i am very single, and ready to mingle!” satoru winks over at his audience, and they start going crazy.

1 - “REALLYY?? MARRY ME THEN”

2 - “OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

3 - “oh my fucking god he looks so good”

“hm, next question,”

“‘do you have any specific type, gojo?’ by.. oh! it’s by yuki-senpai!”

“yuki tsukumo, the famous streamer?” satoru asks.

“yes.”

“well, i guess i like girls.. who are kind, and affectionate. those who can support me even if i’m being a quote unquote, ‘little goober.’”

“with a very pleasant face that won’t make me vomit everytime i look at them!” he smiles.

the fans started to cheer, finally knowing satoru’s ideal woman.

“you didn’t have to make it so deep,” suguru let out an airy chuckle as he said that when satoru returns to the group.

“it’s true though.” satoru smirks.

“wow, and i thought you only cared about looks. i’ve been lied to.” suguru fakes a pout.

“blegh, wouldn’t want a pretty woman who only wants me for my money,” satoru chides.

“ehh, fair.”

satoru sat on his comfortable chair, watching the next question, which he assumed was for ryomen.

as satoru was eyeing the audience,

everything was chill,

until

he spotted you.

you were wearing a white t-shirt with a big jacket ontop, with some comfortable leggings on, headphones sat on your shoulders.

your backpack was nuzzled on your back, and you were seated on a baby blue chair.

you looked heavenly.

your pretty, doe eyes focusing on the stage.

your pretty plump, kissable lips.

you were perfect.

it almost made satoru drool.

“whatcha lookin’ at?” suguru spoke, snapping satoru out of his thoughts.

“nothing.” satoru shrugs.

“are you looking at a pretty woman that will possibly use you for your money?” suguru mocks.

“shut up, we don’t even know her yet.”

“so you were looking!” suguru laughs.

“ughh..” satoru takes another glance at you, before facing his friends, attempting to forget about you.

you were just another one of his manic fangirls.

another one of those women that will not hesitate to say the freakiest shit to ever come out of a human mouth.

satoru sighs,

butterflies flying in his stomach as he pictures your appearance in his mind.

he eyes the crowd again, searching for your face.

bingo,

found you.

“who’s that?” he mutters,

unfortunately loud enough for the black-haired fella to hear.

“what’s that, satoruu?” he cheekily said.

satoru gives up, letting suguru lean on his shoulder.

“who are you looking at?” suguru said, his face basically squished with satoru’s.

“that pretty girl right there.” satoru points at you, quickly taking his hand back.

“ooh, she’s pretty.”

“no shit, suguru.”

“well, maybe you should ask for her number? she’s a fan of yours!”

satoru lightens up.

right, you’re a fan!

and you’re sitting on a baby blue chair.

meaning..

you’re a fan of his!

(he was so mesmerized, that he forgot about it.)

“i’ll ask for her number later i guess..” satoru mumbles, pink tinting his cheeks.

“never saw you fall this hard for someone. nor fall in love in general.”

“well then now you have.”

“update me on how it goes later, alright?”

“i hate you, suguru.”

“yeahh, but you weren’t going to ask her if i never told you.”

“shut up.”

���── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“now’s your time, satoru.” suguru reminds his blue-eyed friend.

“i know.”

“what? because you were staring at her for the rest of the meet-and-greet?”

“what!? no! i’m not a creep!”

“uh-huhh..”

as the staff told everyone the event is over, but they can talk with their idols for the last time before going home if they want.

you stay seated in your chair, interacting with your phone.

satoru spots another girl seated next to you,

if he were to guess,

that’s probably your friend.

“(y/n)! did you see how gojo winked!? he was soo winking at me!”

“yeah, yeah. keep feeding your delusions, (f/n).”

“hey!” your friend scoffs.

“he’s a famous streamer, there’s a 90% chance he will never like you back.”

“10% is still big.”

“you’re insufferable.”

“c’mon (y/n)! you’re a fan of his too!”

“yeah, but i watch for the gameplay, not to get butterflies from his voice, or looks.”

ah, so you’re different.

you’re not one of those.. people.

you’re a normal fan, who watches for the gameplay.

finally.

satoru couldn’t say the same for your friend, though.

“c’mon (y/n)! let’s go talk to gojo!”

“ughh, fine.”

satoru shared a glance with his bestfriend, signaling you were coming.

suguru looked towards you, and told him to act normal.

satoru didn’t know how to do that, though.

the butterflies were starting to spawn in his stomach.

it almost hurt.

“hi! we’re fans!” he heard your friend speak.

“oh, hello.” he turned his head to the both of you.

he eyed you both, well, mostly you.

“greetings, my friend would like your autograph.” you handed out a notepad, with a pen.

“stop using deep words! it’s not needed!” your friend pointed at you.

“i’m talking to a famous streamer, of course i’m formal about it.”

“meh, i guess you’re right.”

satoru took the things you handed to him, writing his name on the cheap notepad.

“here you go.” he handed them back.

“thank you very much, my friend will definitely hug this all nigh─”

“thanks! thanks gojo!” your friend quickly put a hand on your mouth.

she took the notepad and pen, turning you around to leave.

“see, wasn’t so hard now, was it?” suguru smirked.

“suguru, my stomach hurts.” satoru confessed.

“that’s just the butterflies, ignore them.”

“when am i going to tell her?”

“shit, i completely forgot.”

“suguru!”

“chase after her, now!”

“alright alright─”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

you and your friend were already outside, you were waiting for your friend as you scrolled on your phone.

you heard the doors open, and you took a glance.

you saw satoru leave, whipping his head left and right,

like he was looking for someone.

he looked at you,

“there you are!”

huh?

he was looking for you?

“oh, uhm, hello?” you said.

“hi─ haha-”

“what do you need?”

“i need to ask you for something!”

you tilted your head in a sign of confusion.

“you─”

...

“your number!”

your eyes widen, was the satoru gojo asking for your number?

“well, do you have your phone with you?” you ask, turning your head to him.

“i─ yeah!”

you opened your hand toward him, signaling for his phone.

he placed it on the palm of your hand.

you put in your number, giving it back to him.

“th─ thank you!”

you heard the bathroom door open, your friend squealing as she opened it.

you turned your head to glance at her, and satoru quickly went inside again.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“so, how did it go?” suguru asks.

“good, i got her number.”

“congratulations! you won’t die alone now.”

“suguru! we’re not even together yet!”

“yet.”

“i hate that you’re right..” satoru’s head drops.

“i do want to make her mine. it would’ve been easier if she was one of those fangirls, but i don’t want them, they’re weird and freaky.”

“just shoot your shot, you’ll get there eventually.”

“sigh, you’re right.” satoru looks at his phone, planning to call you later tonight.

LETS GO 🫶🏻 finally done with part 1!!

hope you enjoyed, because part 2 is also done >:)

[bellsluvschrissturn]

Gamer love

Matt sturniolo x reader

warning:Male rec!v3 smut use of ma,mama,baby, baby boy, good boy

Gamer Matt sturniolo x reader

Author note: what's good sluts don't read if you are not into it, don’t bitch and complain if you don’t like shit like this grown the fuck up, anyways enjoy bitches I would say MDNI but you little shits won’t listen to me so fuck it. I'm dyslexic don’t come for me if sum not spelled right THIS WAS IN February of 2023 FONT COME AT ME 😭

Matt are you almost done you ask, y/N baby I have barely been playing for an hour please just 20 more minutes I promise i’ll be done soon matt said okay you said extending the Y I love you he said looking back to his screen, I love you to babe, about 45 minutes later i hear matt yell FUCK! CHRIS HE WAS RIGHT THERE STUPID FUCK DUMBASS he swears to chris,Matty are you almost done you ask 20 more minutes please he said baby you said that 45 minutes ago you said a little annoyed but fine play your stupid ass game you said a little mad thank you matt said with a sassy ass attitude( sassy man apocalypse much daum) an hour later you were pissed off, Matt are you almost done its been 2 hours and 45 minuets im fucking tired you said getting up and walking to matt and sitting in his lap, mama im playing he says focused on the game I know you’ve been playing for forever you say grinding on him m-Mama st-stop im trying to pl-play matt stutters I know baby but I want you, you say I’ve been waiting for so long baby just stay quiet chris won’t hear ok you say o-okay mama he says

You start grinding on him faster ughh he groans Matty b you aight chris asks ya i’m fine my stomach hurts a little Ima get off i'll play later bye.

Fuck mama fuck me please he begs I pull his sweats and boxers to his knees, so pretty baby boy I said stroking him up an down you spit on your hand and move around his shaft bringing his pre cum from his tip mhhh he moans you place him at your entrance and sink down on his shaft, fuck baby your so big you praise can you feel how wet I am for you? Can you feel this tight pussy matty? You ask y-yes mama you feel so good p-please move mama please he begs I start riding him like there is no tomorrow mmhmhm baby he moans and groans yes good boy? C-can I touch your tits please? he asks yes baby touch me uhhhhh you moan as he plays with you’re nipples I-Im cumming mama he explains let it out baby let it all out you say also cumming he shoots his hot stringy load into you f-fuck mama that was so good he says coming down from his high wanna go take a bath and cuddle after? He asks ya baby I would you said out of breath

THE END

There you go sLuTs its short but at least it's something

@slxtformatt @itsfloriii @h3arts4harry @miss-tyummy

[starry-eyesanddaydreams]

NSFW Alphabet - Judge Turpin

Buckle in, Rickmaniacs. This one was an experience to write. Trying to go appropriately dark side for this character with my own observations for him. A little plot for this one. In this, Reader is the Judge's wife.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

At first terrible. But as his affection for you grew, so did his care. In his eyes you're not just a conquest, you're his wife. He did swear to care for and protect you, and that includes taking care of you after he's thoroughly wrecked you.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands. He likes what he knows he's capable of with them.

On you, he likes your inner thighs. The soft, inviting path to his prize.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Inside you, on your breasts, your face, he loves to debauch you and make a mess of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t have dirty secrets. What he wants, he does.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very. He's had a lot of conquests and that library of his is a complete guide to smut.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes all sorts of creative positions. But there is something to be said for simple missionary. Having you pinned beneath his large body, completely at his mercy and under his control.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is not a light-hearted man. He's very intense and focused.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't bother. Most days he doesn't even shave his beard, but you actually quite enjoy his stubble.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

You would not call him a romantic person. But he loves you in his own way and you know that. Calling you things like his "sweet, pretty whore" and treading a fine balance between treating you like a vessel for his lust and his precious little wife.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He'd rather have you do it for him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Purity and corruption kink. He loves the idea of turning a sweet, innocent maiden into his wanton, begging harlot. Of course, after some time with him, you're far from innocent, but you know how to play the game still. Bondage and discipline. He really likes shabari, the ways he can tie you up and put you on display for him, and the marks the ropes leave across your body when he unties you. He has rules and how he expects you to behave. If you break these, he takes great pleasure in punishing you. Spankings with his hand, hairbrush or cane, denying or forcing your climax. He wants you to beg for his mercy but he’ll only give it when he feels you’ve earned it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere the mood strikes. Any room in his house, his judges chambers at the courthouse, in a carriage. One time you took a train journey with him, alone in a train compartment for hours. That was a memorable afternoon.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you orgasm. Seeing you take pleasure in his touch is a heady feeling and he feels addicted to the way you respond to him. He likes to lay you out on the bed naked and make you cum with his fingers, just so he can watch you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Ha! Nothing turns this man off. But while he will push your boundaries and even cross lines at times, you are special to him. He'll push you to your emotional limits, but he'll also make sure you're put back together again afterwards.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Most of the time, he's receiving. He loves having you on your knees in front of him. But if he's in a generous mood, he will go down on you. He'll use this to keep you on edge till your crying and begging for release though.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and rough. He takes his time, pulling back slowly and thrusting hard. He wants to make sure you feel every bit of him before he pounds you so hard the headboard hits the wall.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He prefers when he can take his time, but when he wants to get under your skirt, he will.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves putting into practice what he's read in those books. If an idea intreuges him, he'll want to try it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Three rounds, with some recovery time. He's not the youngest man, but his stamina is still high.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No. The only real sex toys around are dildos, and with his posesivness, he doesn't want anything inside you except him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Depends on his mood. Sometimes he’ll just have you without bothering with foreplay. Sometimes he’ll tease you until you’re crying with frustration and begging him to give you release.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

On the quieter side, heavy breathing, grunts and dirt talk.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

As long as he’s getting what he wants, he can be very attentive. When he’s refused or defied is when his dark side really comes out. As long as you’re being his good girl, he can be very indulgent and affectionate with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Eight inches and pretty thick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. This man is walking lust.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After he's tended to you, he can fall asleep pretty quickly, well worn out.

[cherrixberri]

NSFW Alphabet (Choso)

Minors Do Not Interact. Minors and Ageless Blogs will be blocked.

Sexual Content Below:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Choso is at your beck and call after sex and will not rest until you're fully taken care of, even if you fall asleep while he's cleaning up and taking care of you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He hasn't really thought about it but he would say his shoulders. He loves all of you and can't pick a specific part.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Unless you tell him to otherwise, he's finishing inside you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He has gotten off while watching you sleep before. He didn't want to wake you up to take care of him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Not very experienced and needs some guidance, but is more than willing to do whatever you ask him to.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary when he's feeling particularly needy, but also likes letting you have full control when you ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not very goofy at all, he's too focused on making you feel good.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) A bit unruly down there, but if you ask him to he will trim it down.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Does his best to be as romantic as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Once he found out how good it can feel he'd get himself off at least once a day. Once he starts dating you he rarely touches himself unless he's desperate.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding kink, marking (bites/scratches/hickeys,) Praise Kink (receiving,) Body worship (on you.)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Your bedroom, and maybe other areas of your home. The thought of doing something in public and getting caught does not appeal to him at all. He's possessive and the thought of someone else seeing you like that makes him jealous.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Fleeting touches, praising him, and playing with his hair. Also "accidentally" grinding on him while cuddling.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) He won't share you, so threesomes are no. He also doesn't like to degrade you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Choso will beg to go down on you. It is his favorite activity and he can think of no sweeter taste. He swears some days he can cum untouched just from tasting you.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) His default is slow and sensual because he wants to make you feel as good as possible and worship you. You have to ask him to be rougher with you unless you've managed to work him up from teasing him all day.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He prefers full proper sex unless he's really really worked up.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's kind of vanilla when it comes to experimenting, so unless you're the one suggesting something, he probably wouldn't even think to try it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He has blood manipulation, he can go for as many rounds as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He doesn't have any of his own, but will use yours on you if you ask him nicely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's more likely the one to be teased than to do the teasing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Choso has no shame in how loud he is, and will not hold back his moans and whimpers. Why should he hide how good he feels? Will also do everything in his power to get you to be loud too.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He's surprisingly not embarrassed by much for someone with as little experience as he has. He also has zero issues with period sex.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He's about average length but is quite a bit thicker. You have to do some extra prep to fit him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) So high. He would go several times a day if you let him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you're taken care of after sex, the second he curls up with you he's out. Post coital cuddling is mandatory for him.

[onestepbackwards]

So according to Bulbapedia (or Serebii, I forgor) the time difference between our world to legends arceus is one minute here = one hour there. Assuming the self aware AU's time still runs like that even after you close the game, one day here is 60 days there, more or less 2 months. Which means if the player plays PLA, say, 1 and ½ hour every day, the people of Hisui are graced with their god's presence for nearly 4 days straight every 2 months.

And that's assuming the player also doesn't take breaks from doing it. Nevermind dropping it for years, if you stop playing for a week, Volo would already be begging on his knees for an explanation and pleading for forgiveness (becuase of course his first few conclusions would be that they've done something wrong) since, for him, you've left them for a year without any explanations.

Which makes some shenanigans even funnier. In my case, since I wanted a main team with a shiny Zoroark and an alpha Braviary before the main story progresses, I'd go hunt them before quelling Avalugg. (At the time, I didn't know that random alpha spawns were only available after you quell the noble so I wasted a lot of time lmao. Still working on the shiny Zorua tho.) For the most part of that, I already grabbed the eternal ice but actively avoided the next main story interaction since I thought it would trigger the noble battle. And this search lasted for weeks before I decided to finally trigger that dialogue.

And whaddaya know, it didn't trigger the noble battle, and it was just Volo and Gaeric talking in the snow. Which means I've left them standing in the middle of the cold, day and night, sometimes enduring blizzards, for multiple years before I finally came and Volo instantly ran away from the area (and Gaeric continues to suffer bc I still won't progress w/o my shiny Zoro)

When I read Volo saying "Oh, have some mercy! Can't you see I'm dying (to tell you what I've learned)?" and "...well, I did want to see that Avalugg but perhaps not at the cost of my life. So I suppose my freezing digits and I will be off!", I immediately burst out laughing while feeling slightly guilty about that.

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Poor Volo, having to be stuck in place for ages because the strings of code force him to do so

I always liked to imagine perhaps if the game was off, people in a self aware au could wander around as if everything was normal. They are just stuck to one spot when you play.

But that still makes a funny scenario.

You boot up the game after making them all wait ages, just to keep Volo in the snow again for days. He swears he gets a cold every time he finally can go home-

[ebonyslasher]

Spicy Alphabet: Jason Voorhees

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Such a sweetheart. He's eager to clean up after. It's a bit sloppy at first but he gets the hang of it. Tucking you into the bed and laying right beside you when he's done to cuddle. He does everything out of love and necessity. Of course you won't be able to move after THAT session. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's quite proud of his torso, it's a powerhouse. His torso is the one thing he'll allow himself to look happily at in the mirror. Those abs and back muscles were a blessing.

You? He doesn't have one. Everything about you is a blessing from God to him. There hasn't been an inch of your body he's neglected. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This may sound strange, but it depends on your relationship development.

Married? Cream pies oozing out of you every time.

Engaged? Cum shots on different body parts.

Even if you can't physically get pregnant, Jason feels like creampie always equals possible pregnancy. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There's nothing dirty about this pure man. How dare you! Until he kills……then he's pretty messy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not experienced at all. Pretty sure he grew up evangelical Christian. They don't like even kissing until you get married. He's awkward, uncomfortable, and shy. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Let's avoid laughing until he gets super comfortable with sex. He might think you're making fun of him. Once he's more confident in himself, he'll also laugh at the weird sounds and awkward transitions.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His pubic hair has its own ecosystem. You swear you could discover some new animal species in there. He'll groom if you ask him, or even let you trim him yourself. But if you like the ecosystem, be ready to become an ecologist 🌱

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Exceptionally romantic. There are times where it gets so overwhelming, it makes you cry. That and the incredible orgasms he gives you. Actually, you can't tell which reason made you cry the most.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nah. He will just come to you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

As long as it's gentle, he's into BDSM elements. Mostly bondage and you dominating him. Big scary guy likes to be put in his place, figuratively, by his small, cute s/o. It helps him unwind from his killing sprees. Once married, he will have the strongest urge for breeding.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

If you are okay with it, on a bed near the lake. The moonlight shines down on you both, exposing the glisten of sweat on skin.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your existence is enough to turn him on. But he gets especially hard when you take charge and take care of him, doting on him like the loving spouse you are.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that will hurt you. Also, anything that he finds degrading for the both of you like; scat, piss play, or spitting 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves to give, give, givvvvvvvveeeee!! Oh, you'll be screaming in pleasure when he goes down. His tongue and the amount of saliva he produces makes you feel like you're sitting in his heavenly water. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Scared to go rough, so he's slow and sensual. Later on, he'll allow some rough moments, but they are very quick. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Would rather have a full love making session. Quickies remind him of the teens who he kills for having pre-marital sex. There's no love in the action to him. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No. He'll try something new for you. But he has his hard limits.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Although he's a powerhouse, he delivers so much emotion through his movements during lovemaking. He can last 2-3 good rounds before he's tapped out. He needs to emotionally recover.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Sex toys? He's neutral. It depends on what it's being used for. He likes using them on you more than on himself. With bondage (and other related items) , he would rather be on the receiving end.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is not unfair! He'll give you what you want. He's a sucker for you 💕. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Moderately loud. He grunts a lot. Sometimes whimpers. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You were teaching him how to tie knots one day with some colorful rope you ordered. His hands were used as a demonstration. After running through various techniques, you noticed his arousal poking out. That's when you both discovered he likes being tied up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Anaconda. Not kidding. He's soda can thick, 10.5 inches long. He has a small curve to the left.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low, on his own. You're the deciding factor on how high his sex drive is. He tries to match you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he will quickly fall into slumber after caring for you. Other times, he's energized by the session. So he'll go out and check the camp.

[joedirtymadre]

Hi!!! I really like your writing!! but I'd like to give you an unwanted suggestion 👉👈 (you can take ot or leave it, I understand of course) Reading the fics gets really tiring when the paragraphs are so long, maybe you should break them down a little so it's easier to understand! Also I've seen it's more common to write in third person, reading in first person feels a little weird. Maybe you like things that way and it's totally okay, but I think trying these might help a little so more people read your stuff. I send u a big hug! Please keep writing! 💖

Jasmine Tea

YUJI X READER! FLUFF! (PLEASE SEND REQUESTS 😭) Also my bad for writing first person. I’ll try third person and making my paragraphs shorter, old habits make it tuff 🥲

“Come on (Y/N), just confess to him!” Nobara sighed as she pushed me towards Yuji’s door. “B-But I was set up. You and Panda played me during truth or date…” you said as you tried to fight back, but it was no use. “What are you talking about? It was a… fair game,” Nobara hesitated. “You just hesitated before saying fair,” you pointed out. “Well we’re already here, so… good luck!” She said as she knocked on the door and ran away. “Wait! Take me with y-“

“(Y/N)?” You heard as the door opened. “O-Oh… hey Yuji. H-How are you?” You stuttered. “Good and you? And was Nobara just here, I swear I just heard her,” he said as he looked down the hallway. “No, just me! Just wanted to say hi!” You said, and tried to walk away, but saw Nobara and Panda peek down the hallway, with a mischievous expression. Oh, right… the punishment game.

“Uh Yuji… are you free?” You asked. “Free?” He asked. “Y-Yeah… there’s a new ramen shop I wanted to try,” You said nervously. “Ramen, that does sound pretty good right now! Let me grab my coat,” he said before rushing in and quickly running back out with a jacket on. You looked over towards Nobara and Panda, both of them gave me a thumbs up before going back into hiding. Both of you then headed off campus and towards town.

While in the metro, you noticed it was pretty packed so you both had to stand. “(Y/N) have you checked out the menu? It looks so good,” he grinned. You nodded, “Yeah, I heard they have a super spicy broth, and I’m really excited about it,” you replied. “That does sound good, maybe I’ll get a side of gyoza too. It's been a while,” he pointed out. “Ooh, gyoza sounds great. You know what else I haven’t had in a whi-“ You were cut off, due to the metro stopping all of a sudden.

You braced yourself for impact, but instead landed on a firm yet soft surface… “Are you ok?” Yuji asked. You widened my eyes, and looked up to see that he had caught me. “I’m f-fine,” you blushed. “Good,” he smiled, but instead of loosening his grip, he still kept his arm wrapped around your lower back. “It’d be better if you hold onto me. I’ll make sure you don’t fall,” he said. You slowly nodded and held onto him as the metro continued on track to our destination.

The metro soon arrived at your destination and you and Yuji quickly got off and headed towards the new ramen place. After quickly being seated down at a table, as you sat across from each other and began looking through the menu.

“I might get a hot tea, I’d hate to mix something cold with something super hot and then get sick later,” you explained. “Alright, sounds good. How about some jasmine tea?” He asked. “Sure,” you nodded. After ordering and a few more minutes of chatting the waiter returned with the pot of tea. “Here you go-OH!” The waiter yelled as he slipped. He accidentally dropped the kettle on the table, causing it to shatter at impact. You covered my face, but felt the hot liquid hit my arms. “Ow!” You yelled. “(Y/N)!” Yuji said worriedly and rushed over. “Are you hurt? Y-You got burned!” He said, and grabbed your hand and dragged you to the restroom.

He ran into the women’s bathroom and rushed me over to the sink. He quickly splashed cold water on my arms. “Y-Yuji…” you said softly, as you watched him continue to splash cold water on your burn. “I’m sorry, I should’ve caught it. Now you got burnt,” he said softly. You stayed quiet, and stood there as he continued to mend you. The manager and the waiter apologized profusely, and even gave you a 50% coupon for a whole year. Yuji still wasn’t too happy, but honestly you just wanted to go home. Plus, the manager gave you a big container of gyoza to take home.

The ride back home was silent, even on the metro. “Yuji… are you ok?” You asked as you just arrived at the campus stairs. “I’m fine, I just…” he trailed off. “Sorry about tonight. It’s my fault we couldn’t try the super spicy broth after all,” you joked, hoping it would lighten the mood. “Maybe next time, but… I didn’t like seeing you get hurt. I don’t know why, cause we’ve been on missions before. But this time was different, I got so mad I wanted to punch that guy,” he sighed as he scratched his head. “Well… I sometimes get like that too,” you blushed. “You do?” He asked, looking to face me. You nodded, “When we’re on assignments or when you come back from one and you’re all beaten up, or injured my whole heart feels like it was smashed.” You answered. “That’s how mine felt!” He said. “Then maybe…” you blushed. “Maybe what?” He asked. “C-Can I check something?” You asked nervously. “Sure,” he said. “C-Can you close your eyes real quick?” You asked, hoping he won’t notice how nervous you’re acting. “Uhh… ok,” he shrugged and shut his eyes.

You slowly walked up to him and stared at him for a second. Before you slowly lifted yourself with your tippy toes, and held onto his shoulders for balance. “(Y-“ you cut him off, with a gentle and soft kiss. You immediately felt him tense up, and quickly pulled away. “I’m sorry! I thought- I just-“ but was interrupted as you were suddenly pulled into another, more passionate kiss.

This time you tensed up, but slowly you allowed your body to relax into the kiss. After a few more seconds you finally pulled away, trying to catch your breath. You stared at Yuji’s light pink tinted cheeks. “S-So you like me too?” You asked, feeling excited. “I’ve always liked you (Y/N)… but I guess I didn’t realize that I liked you more than a friend,” he laughed, nervously. “I’ve always liked you too, and I’m glad we hung out today,” you smiled. “Yeah, me too. So, is that reason why you invited me out today? You were planning to confess?” He asked, as he wrapped his arm around you. “Something like that,” you answered.

[guitarriffsolo]

❗️Stolas NSFW alphabet❗️

(This is actually my husband guys)

A - Aftercare

Usually he’s the one whining to be pampered after sex but once he has been well taken care of he will make sure to ask if you’re feeling okay as well. He will get you anything you need even if he’s exhausted

B - Body part

For him, he loves his long bird like legs and they way they fit so nicely over your shoulders <3. On you he loves your belly idk why I can just picture him giving so many tummy kisses and always holding onto your waist. He loves someone with a little pudge tbh

C - Cum

He wants you to cum everywhere on him. His face, his stomach his chest, anywhere you please he’ll gladly accept it.

D - Dom or Sub?

Hugeee sub and only sub. Most he’ll do is be a service top if you request so.

E - Experience

Not very experienced but watched plenty of porn and is always ready to jump into whatever. Really his only experience was Blitzø. The only time him and Stella fucked was when they needed to produce an heir.

F - Favorite position

He loves a good doggy style but will honestly be happy in whatever position you put him in. If he is playing a service top though he only wants missionary to not only watch you but to know that you are seeing him fall apart.

G - Goofy?

He will be a bit giddy at first but then he quickly settles down once his brain has been turned into subby little mush

H - Hair

Now that I think about it I don’t even think theres hair there. Like I think it’s just more feathers.

I - Intimacy

Very intimate and expects the exact same from you

J - Jack off

Would sometimes try to masturbate but is quickly disappointed realizing it’s very hard to make himself feel the way you make him feel and decides its best to let you take care of such things.

K - Kinks

Pretty much an open book to any sort of bdsm. But his favs are impact play, bondage, and sensory deprivation

L - Location

Bedroom pretty much is it. He loves to fantasize of a public quickie but he is still royalty and does still have an image to maintain.

M - Motivation

Very easily turned on. Touch his feathers the right way and he is rock hard begging to be fucked

N - NO

Again, a pretty open book but I truly cannot picture him being into any bathroom things. Maybe I’m biased cuz those are just my turn offs idk

O - Oral

Doesn’t have a huge preference between giving and receiving oral. He’s a flustered mess when receiving and very much squirming the entire time. He loves to see you face when giving oral and feels so proud he can make you feel good.

P - Pace

Loves it fast, rough, and hard but can never deny a slow sensual banging when he’s tuckered out from a bad day.

Q - Quickie

Thinks quickies are soo hot and loves them on days when he’s busy. Though they would never ever beat a full on scene.

R - Risk

Always game to try something new. He loves adding a spark and experimentation into the bedroom.

S - Stamina

Will last pretty much as long as you please. He gets whiny while being overstimulated but he loves it so much and will let you go as long as you please.

T - Toys

Loves all types of toys. Always finding toys you didn’t even know existed but he loves trying all sorts of tools to help that sexy spark.

U - Unfair

Too desperate to be a tease

V - Volume

Very loud, gags are very handy between you two. During sexy he makes lots of owl noises such as hoots and chirps that you find oh so adorable.”

W - Wild card

Can be whiny but not a huge brat because he tries his absolute best to be a super good boy for you. Though he will sometimes fail to suppress all his fussing if he’s being denied.

X - X-ray

His cock is an average length a tiny bit on the skinnier side. Uncut with a slight curve at the end.

Y - Yearning

Very high sex drive and libido. Like some constant fucking machine (I swear it’s concerning sometimes)

Z - Zzz

He tries to stay awake until he’s feeling a bit better. That way he can properly take care of you as well. He also gets a bit insecure afterwards sometimes so that can keep him up

[jubileebloom]

Episode lists from the last seasons of MLP FiM except I Made Some Of It Up and then gave up on season 9

I am good at titles I swear

Season 8:

Students Abroad: Part 1 Twilight Sparkle and Cheerilee hope to start off the new school year with some additional students in Ponyville’s high school, but the EEA has other ideas.

Students Abroad: Part 2 Chancellor Neighsay is against the idea of having non-ponies attend a school run by ponies. When Twilight tries to convince him otherwise, she runs into problems with the leaders of other countries as well.

The Maud Couple

Manehattan Monthly Magazine Fluttershy offers to look after Rarity’s boutique while she’s away, but when a reporter comes by looking to write about the shop, she has to figure out how Rarity would want all his questions answered.

Grannies Gone Wild

Surf and/or Turf

Horse Play

The Parent Map

Party’s Favored Applejack and Rainbow Dash volunteer to lead a field trip with the multicultural student program, but their students end up arguing about which pony is better.

idk anything but the god damn miscommunication trope

Molt Down

Marks for Effort The Cutie Mark Crusaders are looking forward to joining the multicultural student program next year for their final years of school, but Scootaloo’s poor grades are putting her in danger of being ineligible to join.

idk anything but the mean 6 that was AWFUL

oh yeah gave up on season 8 too

Season 9:

uhhhhh idk just not the mean 3 and the tree of harmony still gets destroyed but Celestia and Luna aren't certain on retiring yet they're just considering it I really should have written this out before posting but I Am Tired and I Am Giving Up

the main point was me just adding on another season for funsies so here we go (I don't even like half of these but oh well here we are I tried)

Season 10:

Insurrections of Harmony: Part 1 Ponies and places of importance are being targeted by the newly discovered League of Silent Voices, but Twilight wonders if they are truly enemies or allies in disguise.

Insurrections of Harmony: Part 2 After the League goes too far with one of their demonstrations, Twilight and her friends must navigate difficult decisions about how to respond to their protests.

Wings out of Whack Gallus, Gabby, Smolder, and Silverstream are all volunteering to help Derpy Hooves make her delivery rounds when they run into her old childhood bully.

Inside and Outside While working on restoring a garden, Sandbar and Yona confront Ocellus over her recent reluctance to stay in her natural form.

Little Creatures, Big Hearts Pipsqueak finds he might be in over his head after he volunteers in a massive Trottingham community service project and takes on a major role.

Larger than Life LARPing When word gets out about Discord’s unique, immersive way of running Ogres and Oubliettes games, he finds himself suddenly popular among a large community of O&O fans.

Fix-up Mix-up Twilight has called up Tempest Berrytwist and Scootaloo to meet a group of researchers who want to experiment with giving them additional abilities. As they question what they truly want, the experiment takes an unexpected turn.

Illuminated Crystal Skies As Flurry Heart is getting a bit older, Cadence and Shining Armor begin to worry if being raised royal is right for her.

Gold Star Grownup Starlight Glimmer’s old teacher has moved to Ponyville to help with the multicultural student program, and Starlight has to prove to him that she’s managed to become a functional adult after being a disaster in his class.

Have A Nice Daisy Someone has been leaving daisy chains on the doorsteps of every home in Ponyville, and in trying to find this mysterious benefactor, the citizens get a chance to bond with their neighbors a bit better.

Too Tired to Trot Rainbow Dash has to talk Spitfire into taking some time off as it becomes clear that the Wonderbolt is overworking herself.

Far From the Family Tree The League of Silent Voices has started revealing private information about powerful figures publicly. But when they manage to unearth who Celestia and Luna’s parents were, the sisters themselves may not be able to handle the discovery.

Of Trees and Time’s Passage A discovery is made about Celestia and Luna’s connection to the late Tree of Harmony, and the effects of its destruction may be worse than they knew.

Radiant Stage Lights Rarity and Kerfuffle write to each other for advice and support as they each prepare for their own upcoming fashion shows.

Animal Jamming Fluttershy is eager to rejoin the revived Pony Tones, but finds it difficult to make time in her schedule as her animal shelter is in full swing.

Lights Shining Down Starswirl and Twilight gather a large group of unicorns to figure out a pressing question: what to do about raising and lowering the Sun and Moon.

League of Losers Conflict is brewing at the headquarters of the League of Silent Voices, as every member has different ways they want to go about their goals.

Mystery of the Missing Marmalade Applejack receives word from Cherry Jubilee that her farm is in trouble, and she begins to suspect that foul play was involved.

Young Souls, Old Stories The Cutie Mark Crusaders and the Young Six team up with the Pillars for an important mission: correct some things their history textbooks got wrong.

Forever Your Filly Overwhelmed by all her responsibilities, Twilight borrows a page from Celestia and Luna’s most recent chapters and spends the day with her parents to destress, bringing Spike along too.

Ribbons and Wrappings Pinkie Pie worries her gift-giving game has gotten rusty, so she decides to find just-because gifts for all her family and friends.

Interdimensional Re-visitors Sunset Shimmer spends a day back in Equestria, bringing some unexpected guests back with her.

Equestria Reborn, Part 1: Every Voice Calling The League of Silent Voices has finally swayed many ponies of Equestria to their side, but amidst the chaos being spread, some start to question their leader’s motives.

Equestria Reborn, Part 2: Negotiations of Traitors With Frostbiters being spotted all over Equestria, it’s up to the three princesses to try to come to an agreement with the League’s leader.

Equestria Reborn, Part 3: Dawn of Dreams Every creature must choose to come back together after it turns out that Swaying Scales’s plans weren’t as benevolent as they had seemed, while Scales reflects on her own rise to power.

Scrolls and Celebrations Some time after Equestria’s government was reformed, Twilight and all her co-rulers struggle to get their paperwork done in time to join in on the Unity Festival.

[letter-dream]

J.W.

MDNI - NSFT ABCs of dating Dr. James Wilson.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He has a surprising array of high-end bath products and is always happy to slip in to use them with you after things get dirty. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes your eyes and lips. He loves your beautiful face and tells you often. 

He had always liked his hands, but it wasn’t until you’d been together for a while that you told him the truth about his features. He came up behind you and wrapped his arm around you, his forearm landing between your throat and collarbone. You whispered something obscene about it, and he hasn’t rolled his sleeves down since.  

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He gave a lot of good reasons, and a few stupid ones, to let him finish while he was still inside you. He was entirely respectful when/if you declined. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You asked him to come to your place and feed your pet when you were out of town. He snooped around and kept a memento, a photo of you at a halloween party in college. He hopes you still have the naughty nurse outfit. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Thanks to a really messy game of Never Have I Ever, you learned the depths of how experienced he is. The look on his face when Greg took the game there was one of horror and agony. But by the end of the night, with your past equally exposed, he put his experience to use by teaching you a few things you didn’t even know you liked. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Your knees over his shoulders, or you sitting on a desk, table, or countertop. He gets off on watching the impact he has on you in your expression. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a romantic at heart but has a sense of humor when the situation calls for it. He is more concerned with your comfort. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? etc.)

He keeps things clean but rather natural. He was not amused when you asked if he blow-dries there, too. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

He loves to be close to you, face to face when possible, or with his face buried in your neck. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

You caught him in a bidding war for a copy of the February 1965 edition of Playboy. He swears it is a collector’s item. You ask to see his “collection” and he shows you an album full of pristine copies. You still don’t know how he actually finds release on his own.   

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

James is pretty quick to shrug it off and say he’s not kinky. You believe it until you offer him some light praise and find out how eager he is to earn more of it.  

L = Location (favorite places to do they do)

Your home, your couch, your bed. Everywhere that is ‘his’ can be too easily barged into. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Tell him you need him. Let him provide for your needs. Thank him. Even outside of the bedroom. He feels tall and useful when you ask him to reach the mug in the high cabinet. He feels like a stud when you ask him to hang the curtains in your room. And when you ask him to help unzip you out of your outfit, he cannot wait to come to your rescue. 

In the middle of sex, begging and whining and asking for him to please you sends him into overdrive. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He may lick a little bit of brownie batter off of your finger in the kitchen, but taking food play to the bedroom is not his ideal. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He will never turn down the opportunity to be on the receiving end, but one thing we all know is that James is an exceptionally giving man. He’s talented, experienced, and eager to please. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s generous and giving, preferring to start slow. But he’s only human. When he gets lost in the moment, he takes his pleasure in your body quickly. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

You thought it would be a nice surprise to show up in his office for 15 minutes of fun. He was so happy to see you that he offered half of his lunch and told you all about the patient who was healing faster than expected. He didn’t even register that there wasn’t anything under your trench coat. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

You’re almost convinced he is a serial monogamist simply because he hates condoms. He won’t risk things when it’s casual, but he’s quick to make sure you have birth control once things become serious. He’s also not going to complain if you are adamant that he wear one. (PSA: be adamant about it, always, friends!)   

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He's busy and a little older than you. He’s one and done most nights, but on the occasional weekend away, he can still give you a marathon.

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has picked up a few things through his years of experience, but nothing too outlandish. There was a really strange inflatable.  He promised that it was a gift and a prank. You teased him about it relentlessly. Tired and a little turned on by the humiliation, he found your toys and kept them from you until you showed him what each one does to you. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s a massive tease. He needs to hear you beg for his touch, and he needs to be needed. Your whining when he teases is what keeps him feeling confident in himself as your lover. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not afraid to let you know how good he’s feeling, but not so loud that his neighbors know your name. 

W = Wild card (a random dirty headcanon for the character)

If you’re worried about trying something new with James, stop. You don’t like the way your thighs jiggle in that position, and he’s mesmerized by it. You feel too exposed in a certain position; he’s not even looking in that direction. He’s enjoying your presence and the way your body feels against his. You have no unattractive parts. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His body is the very definition of average. It’s his attitude towards pleasing you that’s well above normal. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s busy and predictable. He’s a once or twice-a-week guy and takes care of himself in between. On a rare occasion, he may try to call you over to his place in the middle of the night. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

James needs a moment to catch his breath and cuddle before he gets into the shower. Once he’s feeling fresh and comfortable, he’s quick to fall asleep mid-pillow talk.