#if i can push jack off some stairs for gio to succeed id do it

[swaggypsyduck]

Push Down a Flight of Stairs (he'll be fine), Marry, Trust to go and buy the correct maple syrup

Torres, Grealish, Reyna

push down a flight of stairs (he'll be fine): jacky grealish. i didn't even have to think for this one. if i knew his precious legs would be safe id do it rn too LOL

marry: fernando torres. mi amor, im tellin yall if i didn't see ramos first this would be a very different blog LOL.

trust to go and buy maple syrup: gio reyna. listen there's literally only ONE maple syrup brand at costco. so i think he'd be able to pull it off. if its not costco as long as it's not straight corn syrup ill take it as a win. up here u rarely find straight corn syrup so it'd be harder to fuck it up.