#if he’d been around for summerween he would’ve shot the trickster point blank

[effable-as-f]

Fucking love Ford’s absolute refusal to engage with any kind of moral lesson fairy tale creatures might be trying to impart to him. Palm reader tells me I’m going down a dark path and I need to turn back before it’s too late? Pshh who does she think she is trying to tell me how to live my life. Need to be pure of heart for a unicorn to give me their hair? Better figure out how to invent some kind of heart-purification ray. What right do you have to lecture me about holiday spirit you are LITERALLY kidnapping children in a barrel