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mudvi · 4 months ago

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the unintentionally funniest part of those “if john lennon was alive today hed like joe rogan/be nonbinary/shitpost” posts people love to make is the fact that hed be 84 years old. like okay.

#if he even posted on the internet itd be coked out senile julian casablancas type “Relax its iphone” rants come on now #hed have someone else type them out too #i do firmly believe that hed just have gotten himself killed in some other way. hed drown in a kiddie pool or something #motherfuckers like him dont last long bless his heart. supernova type guy #my grandpa died at 84 not only did he not give a damn about the internet all he did was sit by his beehives and smoke. and wash his legs #i just dont think some of you have met any 85 year olds recently

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