#if everyone goes after MJ in the double (besides L/A)

[chiarrara]

at this point I don't see a path for Chelsie to get voted out. If Leah/Angela wins DE HOH, no matter the combination on the block 2-3 votes will always go against whomever is against Chelsie.

The only way Leah/Angela could get Chelsie out in the Double is if they flip Kimo and Rubina over the next two days and I don't think either of them has the social capital to do that.

Something big would have to shift or else Chelsie's path to the final 5 is laid out unobstructed for her and it only gets harder from there.

[idjitlili]

Eomer x reader

Warnings : a little steamy, if you don’t like mj don’t read

Summary:

Imagine somehow being teleported into lord of the rings and being in one of the tents with merry, at the eve of battle. Him being interested in what our world is like. In which eomer is peaking in jealousy.

Word count:2583

As you sat on the floor ,in the red and white canopy tent, merry looked at you with interest in front from your seat.

Merry gave you a big smile with half of his smirk up higher; after you somehow ended up in this strange world ,you became very closer with merry and pippin.

You had seen the two hobbits dance and sing days before, it was very strange , but uplifting and entertaining.

Merry had being asking you questions about your world the second you had gotten here, in fact minutes before now had been ,while practising his swordsmen skills on air.

“what is dancing like in your home, y/n?” Merry spoke break the comfortable silence you sat in.

“Well..um the dances I enjoy , is from before I was born or slightly after.” You explain quickly to the hobbit before continuing after taking a breather.

“There was this man, he was a talented singer and dancer. He has all these dance moves with are complexed yet he makes them look effortless. His name was Michael Jackson.”

Merry looks up at you with amazement wanting to hear more of the man.

“Would you teach me some of these dance moves,y/n?” He asks with pure delight.

You stand up quickly , holding out your hands for merry to take, he does , in which you pull him to his feet.

“Yes I will , okay his most known dance move is called the moonwalk.” You explain to him , then you take your shoes off and perform the action.

After you are done you look towards the hobbit struggling to repeat the move, you giggle at his attempt.

Unknown to you , a certain blonde haired future king to the throne of Rohan, had being watching more like stalking. He had pure jealousy written upon his face.

“No,no ,no merry. Here I’ll help.” You spoke to the hobbit , whilst bending down to the floor.

You lift his left heel up and pull his right leg back. Then you push the left heel down and bring up right and pull the left foot back behind.

“See you have to keep one heel up and the other down , in which the one is down you slide it back and then you change.” You explain as easy as you possible can.

“Ooohhhhhh, “ merry smiled bright at you and started trying again, this time he succeeded.

“Yesss , you got it dude.”

Suddenly you hear, someone clearing their throat from behind you. You look in the direction which the noise came from , to seem eomer. He has a scowl imprinted onto his face, you gulp nervously.

“Hey dude , what do need something?” You spoke dragging out the yes.

you had met eomer when you Aragorn ,Gimli and Legolas has been looking for the hobbits. He seemed to take an interest in you , not surprising you did look out of place. You wore clothes that were very different to what a woman in this world would wear. Not to mention that you was travelling with men, as a young woman. He had never heard anyone speak the way you had , using such words as dude for everyone, especially to royalty, you didn’t even bow.

You were a shy girl around people you didn’t know, you wish to seem as special to people, but in your heart you didn’t feel it. Not to mention you did this by naughty jokes , impressions or just speaking in pure quotes. Aragorn was not impressed when you stated a joke involving his name when the hobbits were no where to be found.

“Hey the hobbits Aragorn?!” You recall speaking to the small group of the fellowship that were left.

“Did you really just-“ Aragorn spoke before turning away searching for the trail of the hobbits. While gimli , enjoyed it very much.

After that you came up with another joke after Gimli spoke of his father and when the company were kidnapped by trolls.

“Gimli , do you know why they were discovered by the trolls?”

He looked up at you at and spoke “yeah they were try-“

However you interrupted him “Because he was Gloin in the dark.” He froze while legolas and Aragorn laughed.

“Why don’t you make fun of legolas for once?” He groaned at you.

You smirked to yourself, you had already planned this.

“Alright if you say so. Hey leggy. “ you spoke whilst placing your self on on the log next to legolas.

“Do you know what you would’ve been called if you had no legs?”

He frowned at you , not looking forward to what was to come. “No I do not , lady y/n. I assume the same.”

“Haha -wrong. Leg a less.Do you get it because your legs Aragorn.”

“Did you really had to add me to the joke?” Aragorn growled. You shrugged in response.

Eomer interrupted your thoughts , speaking “uh I just came to see what you two were doing.” He looked a little nervous, pink spread lightly on his cheeks.

“Oh , I was just teaching Merry some dance moves from my home, so he can impress some lady’s.” You respond to Eomer with a giggle whilst looking at merry who was in his own world, still moonwalking. You walked closer the entrance of the tent allowing Eomer in.

“That’s very nice of you lady y/n , that’s a strange move, yet so admiring” You smile lightly at him.

“Thank you ,Eomer, but please you don’t have to call me lady, I am not a lady , I am barely an adult. Plus I am not of importance just y/n.” You spoke with a light blush upon your face. You couldn’t help but admit to yourself, Eomer was very handsome.

“Oh L- y/n you of much of an importance especially to that hobbit there. You are very interesting to many men , with your unique personality , you have a lot of men swooning for you. It doesn’t help you are a very pretty girl.” His face flushed with red now, yours the same.

“T-thank you , I am not used to people thinking such things or calling me me pretty. “ you spoke quickly sputtering your words.

“Surely the reason is you have been courting a man and he threatens anyone that goes near you?”

You scoff at his words, he looks at you confused, “I am sorry to disappoint but that’s definitely not it, I haven’t ever had a proper relationship with a dude. NoT even a kiss.”

You look at your feet with embarrassment, after looking up at Eomer his mouth gapped with shock.

“That’s hard to believe for such a lovely person. None of them clearly deserve you.” He sincerely spoke , you feel his eyes on.

“More like the other way round. Do you want something to eat I made mash potatoes, we was about to eat?” You start walking towards the food getting bowls to dish it up.

“No one deserves you if they don’t tell you are beautiful. If you have enough , I will.” He gazes upon you.

You blush harder than you think possible.

“Yes we have more than enough come sit.” You gesture to fabric covered floor because it’s not like you can have furniture on a soon to be war zone.

“Merry sit down , before spill the drinks.”

You demand the hobbit.

“Yes ma.” He grins at you.

“Excuse you I think you are double my age. Here.” You pass the two men their food , receive thank yous, before sitting beside eomer on your bedroll.

What can you say , you just love mash potatoes.

You ,merry ,and eomer talked for hours , before you know it merry had fallen asleep and it was way past midnight.

You had been talking about your difficulties, trying to get Mordor, as you hadn’t been trained like the rest of the fellowship, plus you were only 18.

“that must have been very hard.” Eomer tells you , laughing.

Your smile turns into a straight face, before twitching up.

“That’s what she said” you begin to laugh hysterically, covering your mouth trying not to awake pippin.

Eomer looks at you confused but still laughs with you. “What does that mean?”

“ it’s a sex joke dude because-“ you began but are cut off by eomer.

“I didn’t know woman made such jokes especially someone so young.” He laughs

“Yes my dude , me and my friends back home do, they tell me I am too dirty minded. .” I smirk towards him.

“What makes them think you are,y/n?” he asks returning a smirk.

“Well my lord , I may have a slight thing for older men with stubble, let’s just leave it at that, I’ll spare you of the details.” Your eyes gaze down to his beard and back to his eyes, Blood rushes to your face.He twitches when you call him my lord, gazing at you.

“Oh , I see. Yet you still haven’t been kissed. “ he notices your gaze on his beard smirking bigger than before.

“yes tis true , I can’t help that, but I can imagine. Plus I got hands.” You giggle to yourself.

“ indeed you do, as do I. If you are referring to the same activities.” He chuckles at your humour.

“Yes I am.”

You both stare intensely at each other , eyes flickering at each other’s lips, slowly leaning forward. Lips almost grazing each other , when you breathe in. His breathe is hot on your face. Eomers soft blond locks slightly hitting against your face.

He then whispers to you slowly, “may I kiss you?” You nod your head slowly, nervously. His large rough hands land upon your cheeks softly. He places his lips upon yours lip the flutter of a butterfly. It was just a peck, yet electricity flew through body. He removes his hands from your face and looks into your eyes.

You quickly wrap your arms his neck against his hair , you press your lips against his roughly , he pulls you close by wrapping his strong arms around your waist. He gently bites your bottom lip , earning a small moan from your mouth, and causing your mouth to gap. You feel his smirk against your face and he takes his opening to put his tongue into your mouth, deepening the kiss.

Your hands end up into his locks slightly pulling , a small grunt leaves his lips. It sounded like keanu reeves.you shuffle yourself into his lap straddling him. His hands on your back under your shirt. You pull back still in his lap to breathe. You mumble “thank you.”

You go to kiss him again , missing his lips. He eagerly kisses back , lips colliding.one of his hands grips your upper back ,the other on your bottom. Lifting you over to your bed roll placing you down , your legs wrapped around his waist so tight that if it was his neck he would be dead soon. His head travels down your neck. Kissing it gently , then suddenly biting it and sucking on your soft skin. He earns multiple loud moans which you try to conceal with your hands.

His hands tug at the bottom of your shirt , you sit up slightly so he can remove it, leaving you bare with just your bra on. His eyes scan you. You frown slightly, feeling insecure. “You are beautiful.” He mumbles into neck. You then grab his face kissing him again. You pull his tunic shirt from his chest and kiss down his neck , like he did too you , sucking slightly , surely leaving marks. His hands travel up your sides slowly.

You begin grinding harshly into eomers , now erected cock. His clothed large erection twitching.He grunts at your actions. He begins to whisper “we should wait , we will wake merry.”

“No , I promise I’ll be quiet.” You whine to him quietly.

He leans down to your ear “no you won’t my love, you will be screaming my name.” his low voice sends chills down your spin. Your face flushed with colour.

“Okay but after the battle ?” You ask eagerly , he smirks and nods his head pressing A kiss to your lips.

“Are you going to stay in here tonight then? It’s very late.” You ask him looking into his eyes trying to hide the excitement from the event that have just occurred.

“ I cannot , my bed roll is my tent.” He sighs at the thought.

“You can share with me if you want?” You smile at him.

“Okay , I shall stay.” He sits up and puts his shirt back on as do you , but removing the bra because who sleeps in a bra. You both lay and he pulls you tight into your chest. His head resting in the crook of your neck. Soon you fall into sleep.

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Inthe morning you wake up alone and merry is sitting eating and apple. You sit up slowly yawn. Merry smiles at you.

Soon you are fully awake and ready for the day, for battle. Eomer didn’t know that though.

You were talking talking to merry outside and eowyn comes over to talk to you a pippin. You had suspected that she wanted to help fight , but knew here brother and uncle would not allow it.

“Hey y/n, did you see my brother last night, I couldn’t find him anywhere?” She asks you smiling at you.

You go to speak but merry interrupts you quickly “oh y/n was teaching me a dance move and he came by and had dinner with us. I fell asleep after. But when I awoke he was gone ,so he must of left when I was sleeping.” Merry speaks quickly to eowyn.

You gulp remembering the moments you shared with him last night.

“Oh thank you, that’s why I couldn’t fin-Did you hurt your neck y/n?” She smirks at you. Unknowingly to you eomer has littered your neck with hickeys but you didn’t have a mirror in the tent so you couldn’t of known.

Merry looks at you innocently. “How could you bruise your neck??!” He gasps shocked, he doesn’t believe it’s possible.

Before you can even reply , the man him self walks up to eowyn and hugs her. “I’ve been looking for you , you and y/n shouldn’t still be here.” Both merry and eowyn look at his neck. The silence causes you to look at they are looking at. You gasp at the sight of his neck. Eowyn smirks at the two of you.

“How did both of you bruise your necks last night? You were sitting in the tent.” Merry still unaware of the cause but then let’s out ‘oh wait....’

“So brother did you see a girl last night?”

“No what on earth are you talking about , I was training and got hit by a wooden sword.” Eomer just smirks at you and then leaves.

“What about you y/n?” She crosses her arms still smirking.

“No I am virgin.” You admit freely.

She laughs ,” I believe you but my brother will make sure that doesn’t last not for long.”

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After the battle end up reuniting with eomer and he asks to wed you immediately. The stubble was better than you thought it would be.