#if atlus isnt going to create decent content then i guess ill fucking have to

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Instead of Dating Older Women, Akira Just Continually Accumulates Older Sister Figures

ohya is the fun older sister that looks at the rulebook and decides to take it out back and shoot it. the older sister who takes akira out on a fun night in shinjuku to different eateries and shit. the older sister whom akira is reasonably sure is breaking at least one law at all times but he aint no snitch so he just goes along with it. the older sister that very unsubtly gives akira insider information about the media because the PTs are dependent upon their public image so they can use the current vibe to assess their options and react accordingly. the older sister who very jokingly offers akira her drink but will chide him if he tries to take it bc “youre still a minor goddammit”. the older sister who cajoles akira into being less serious and take fun while he can because hes still so young and he cant be spending all that time doing PT stuff. the older sister that akira sometimes has to pry out of a bar stool babbling about nonsense. the older sister who will not hesitate to tell the other PTs about some embarrassing stories she managed to wring out of akira.  the older sister who will straight up verbally demolish any idiot dumb enough to accost akira at the bar because thats her fucking bro youre talking to show some respect before i beat some manners into you.

kawakami is the responsible older sister that acts more like a mother figure but gets mad when you jokingly call her mom. the older sister that seems to have some kind of fucking radar tuned in to akiras bullshit and sends texts every now and again reminding akira that “you have class tomorrow. dont stay out too late” and when he shows up the next morning with eyebags darker than sin kawakami doesnt say anything but akira can just feel her disappointment. lets him sleep in class though. but only if he keeps his grades up. otherwise, akira better be prepared to answer a fuckton of questions. the older sister that, if akira hired her as a maid and there’s time to spare, busts out the tutoring face and helps akira catch up on the lessons he missed. the overworked older sister who would just roll her eyes whenever her “akira is doin something shady” radar goes off and pretend to not see akira waltzing around town in a hoodie during the months hes supposed to be handling “family business” and makes excuses when the other shujin students see him.

takemi is the scary older sister who seems to know exactly what kind of stupidity akira is getting into and as soon as he pops his head in her clinic you bet your ass takemi is sitting in her seat, cross-legged, with a very unsubtle eyebrow raise that make beads of sweat run a marathon down akiras back. she doesnt hesitate to tear him the fuck apart when she spots a bruise that healing spells couldnt completely fade away. akira has to take care of his body or hell get a stern lecture from takemi about the importance of ones health and safety. plus she makes him medicine specifically designed to alleviate fatigue and pain that tastes absolutely horrendous. akira knows she does it on purpose too, because theres this glint in her eye when she makes him drink. the scary older sister that point-blank threatens the other PTs to keep watch over their martyr of a leader because she refuses to lose him. the scary older sister that totally did not cry like a little baby when sojiro brings akira to her after his interrogation completely battered. the scary older sister that kept the cactus akira gave her on her desk so she can look at it from time to time.