#if anything happens to the mushroom crick Druid and her pet possum pawpaw I’ll kill everyone
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emeraldcreeper · 2 years ago
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The bad thing about the emotional support old men I’m using like dolls in a dollhouse making them kiss (by saying now kiss and pushing their faces together) is that I do have to either find ways to not say that one old man finds the other “hot” or just give up and go I cannot keep saying attractive I need something a step more vulgar and sexy is too far, god damn it he’s gonna say he looks hot I hate this but it sure sounds in character even if it hurts me he would in fact say that
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