#if any said friends see this: IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT AND EVERYTHING UOURE DOING IS FINE I’m just catostrophizing
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The nice thing about Dalinar all things considered is that if he is fond of you, and you are in his good graces, and you are having a Random Irrational Very Sad Moment, he will let you do crying into his big huge large strong but also soft torso. And he will hold you tight. And if you wish to be pressurized into a diamond he will do that too. He’ll be so fucking awkward throughout but he will do it 💯
#luke.txt#drunkposting#ignore me I thought too hard about the implications of some friend stuff and started bawling#if any said friends see this: IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT AND EVERYTHING UOURE DOING IS FINE I’m just catostrophizing#I promise I am on the whole doing okay and that you can say anything to me#I am not in danger. I have no intentions of hurting myself. I just unfortunately am drunk enough to reveal that I’m In My Feelings#but it’s irrational! and I am aware! so you can do whatever I don’t mind#I dunno man I’m already starting to feel better. like legit#I think I just needed to spend 15 minutes crying and then I was cured. hallelujah
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