#if a bear attacks me its because i provoked it. bears dont needlessly attack. i poked it or got too close to her cubs or smthn
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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 6 months ago
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I'm at my parents' hunting camp in the middle of nowhere cleaning out the trailer that was left there, I've had a lot of time to think and I can confirm that I'd be more afraid of a man than a bear rn and forever
#id apways be more afraid of a man than a bear because of intent#if a bear attacks me its because i provoked it. bears dont needlessly attack. i poked it or got too close to her cubs or smthn#also. bears live here so i know what theyre doing if i encounter one in the yard#whats a man doing here? this is private property in the middle of nowhere. he would have wanted to get in#with the intent to steal the shit in the trailer or to hurt me. those are the only reasons to be a man out here#also. (if its a black bear) i can scare it off easily. get a quilt to make myself look bigger and start yelling. itll take off#but it probably wouldnt even come to that because if theres a bear here its probs not between me and the truck#its probably taking apples off the tree or something. none of my business. i can stay in the trailer until it leaves#the bear wont seek me out in the trailer. it wont sneak into my back seat to wait. itll go about its business and call it a day#AND even if i encroached on bear territory. threatened its cubs. the bear is just going to kill me. maybe eat me. and thats it#or if i survive itll be clear that a bear did it and no one will make excuses for the bear#if a man attacks me out here? its a tight knit community. his entire family and friends will come out of the woodwork to defend him#and a man wouldnt just quickly kill me and call it a day. if he sought me out here there are surely other things he would do#that I'd rather not live through#so in conclusion: bear. all day every day i will choose the bear#the only reason i might choose man is because i could probably fight off a man better than a bear if it came to it#but if it came to it the bear probably wouldnt even try to attack
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