#if I could draw cats well you KNOW I'd be posting pics of wwx and his whole cat entourage

[trans-xianxian]

I was hoping u were still up I deadass had this sitting in my notes since March!!! Now someone can mindlink with me!! 🥺❤️

Wei Wuxians Cats:

Orange tabby- momo (middle)

- [ ] chunky boy but also crazy strong from the cat wheel

- [ ] Loves butt pats

- [ ] Acts like an old man surrounded by his rambunctious grandkids

- [ ] Bites Jiang Cheng out of love

- [ ] Tail nub

Black Sphinx- chenqing (oldest)

- [ ] She’s a mother to all other cats

- [ ] She’s been with Wei Wuxian the longest

- [ ] He saved her from starvation on the streets

- [ ] She’s semi blind in one eye

- [ ] Loves giving Wei Wuxian kisses

Norwegian Forest Cat- suibian (second oldest)

- [ ] Lazy but sweet

- [ ] Obsessed with Lan Sizhui (loves babies)

- [ ] Has slight foot fetish

- [ ] Crazed for bread

- [ ] Abandoned on the street also

- [ ] SO FLUFFY

Siamese cat- sesame(middle)

- [ ] Missing one of her legs

- [ ] Never meows (it worries wwx)

- [ ] Chatters a lot though

- [ ] Always asking to be picked up

- [ ] Extremely fast when playing

Munchkin calico cat- chuchu (baby)

- [ ] Flat faced (abandoned because of that)

- [ ] Wei Wuxian carries her like a literal baby

- [ ] Lan Zhan is her favorite (it’s because of his ribbon, she loves string)

- [ ] Struggles with eating food instead of just treats

- [ ] Scared easily (Hides under Wei Wuxians shirt)

Rag doll cat- custard (youngest)

- [ ] A gremlin but cute

- [ ] Eats a lot of food if left unattended

- [ ] Anxiety disorder (her tail used to stay down constantly)

- [ ] So fucking pretty

- [ ] Loves talking

Munchkin British shorthair(cream)-cream (hungry hippo middle)

- [ ] A gremlin

- [ ] Eats ANYTHING

- [ ] Not allowed near Lan Zhans zither (he tried to eat the strings)

- [ ] Wei Wuxian got him as kitten (was supposed to be a two week stay but ended up keeping him)

- [ ] Huaisangs’s least favorite (he ate a piece of one his fans)

- [ ] Cries the LOUDEST when food involved

I'm literally about to CRY this is so much..... his house would be so cat optimized (like that guy w the 22 rescue cats)... he would spoil them so much...... wei wuxian and his little cat family truly has me on the verge of tears... I'm imaging a sort of romcom plot scenario where wei wuxian and lan wangji want to move in together but wei wuxian has all his fuckin cats... and lan wangji has all his fuckin bunnies... and they're both so worried that this is gonna break their relationship but in the end....... the bunnies and the cats are all friends 🥺