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My thoughts- How I really feel about Transformers Valentines' Day Special

💗 So Glyph is a linguist working for Cybertron's xeno-relations division, who just had her dream research project approved. Glyph also happens to be friends with, Tap Out, a gladiatorial boxer who just saw himself out of a job after Sentinel Prime apparently banned gladiator fights. She wants him to come along as bodyguard to a planet where she's going to try and study the natives' language. Tap Out isn't as thrilled as Glyph obviously. But fine. They take a ship to the remote planet (named SDS something) where the natives are wolf-like creatures. Glyph tries to speak to them, she fails and the natives unleash a monstrous creature on them.This is just Right up Tap Out's alley! 💗 Long story short, this is just the start of Tap Out's celebrity hero status among the natives. Night after night, he slays every creature they unleash and they adore him. Glyph finally has an idea. She wants Tap Out to try to speaking to them. He's obviously having more success connecting with them than she did. Tap Out agrees and he tries. This time, however, they unleash a much bigger monster. To Tap Out's shock and surprise, Glyph comes to the rescue with his club! and cue the romantic embrace ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Read more